Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]Heard so much about Jade Heart from the Web I thought I'd really try it.

I finally found the place and parked out back. Walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. Mms answers, I walked in and settled on Candy. Mms escorts me to the room, where she says to get comfy and left. So I got naked and sat on the chair. About 5 minutes later, in walks candy. A little baby fat but was more delightful than not. She said to me, what would you like. I said you. I then walked up to her and put my arms around her and gave her that sexy look stairring into her eyes. She commented that she thought I was handsome and she wanted me too. I then sat back on the chair again and had her back up on my stiff rod. Nothing was said about a cover. So I enjoyed that real silky feel of her insides. This so far is much better than MU heaven. I grabbed her hips and pushed her forward as I moved my hips backward. and then vice versa. After about 10 minutes I almost popped so I had to stop. I had her lay on the massage table on her belly and I went for the paydirt and I mean paydirt. Surprisingly she did not complain so I just kept inserting until my balls hit her cushiony bottom. Wow, unbelieveable. I then began pumping as hard and as fast as I could. She really tightened up and yelled throughout ending in a climactic screem. Wow even my old girlfriend Chen never felt like that. I then turned her over and wanted cg/rcg so I could pop. We went at it in my favorite position. She was reeling and I was feeling an upward spiral in my sexual areas. And Bam I popped. She must have felt that load all the way in her throat. This woman was truly one to have and to hold and to pop with.

My old friend Chen could never hold a candle to this exciting woman. She did me only like a real woman could. Wow.

Will be back for more.

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DUDE you remind me of the guy that went to see a shrink completely nude except for a piece of clear saran wrap around his middle. The shrink said I can clearly see your nuts. Maybe this was you because of your last two post I can clearly see your nuts..DUDE wake up and get a life...F?S for free!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

No cover?

Are you absolutely crazy?

No offense, but what are you thinking?

Nice post ELT Dude.

Didn't want to bring this up.
The statistics show that there's only (3) ways a person can catch hiv.
1. Transfusion.
2. Dirty needles.
3. Homosexual behavior.

Other than (3), the first two are direct blood contact. The third is because of the amount of infected sperm inserted into the intestines.

In Heterosexual sex, only a very small amount is actually transferred to the male, because of the method of transferance from the female to the male.

Now, in heterosexual sex, if the male is infected and dumps a load into the female. The female automatically has hiv. This is because of the volume transferred. And I believe this is what the fear and small percentage infected is all about.

A male, can even reduce his chances to less than zero if he pulls out and ejaculates on the females stomach. The reason is because of the suction motion that the male organs have during ejaculation is negated.

Apparently, because of the small percentage of infected males in heterosexual sex, leads me to believe that the persons who say they are infected by heterosexual sex are actually bi-sexual males wanting to hide this same sex attraction from their mates.

And of course if your immune system is shot. Than you can become a statistic no matter what. So, if you have a poor immune system. Do not monger.

I have to believe that this is a designer disease. Concocted by the Reagan Team, way back when.

Published in National Geographic a few years ago was an enigma happening in Africa.
On one side of the river was a tribe that had 90% hiv/aids infection, and on the other side of the river was a tribe almost zero hiv infection. Scientists were sent in to get to the bottom of this enigma. After months of delineating and deductions it was found that the tribe with no hiv infection had a tribal ceremony involving rites to manhood. These rites to manhood included circumcision and they engaged only in heterosexual sex. Now the tribe with the high percentage of infection had no rites to manhood and did not have circumcision males. The doctors and scientists came to the conclusion that because of the circumcision the tribe with no hiv had much cleaner males than the tribe with high infections.
So, in males who are not circumsized, I say keep it clean no matter what. Apparently, the virus thrives in unclean areas where bodily fluids can accumilate and hiv fester.

I say, for those who are leary, protect yourself.

This rhetorical conclusion by

Excellent Dude

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]Didn't want to bring this up.
The statistics show that there's only (3) ways a person can catch hiv.
1. Transfusion.
2. Dirty needles.
3. Homosexual behavior.
[/QUOTE]


You're an idiot.

For anyone who wants to know the real information and not some urban legend bullshit, go to [url=]http://www.cdc.gov/std/hiv/default.htm[/url]

EDude, go read WEBMD.com 16% of HIV in hetero males comes from infected females.

[url]http://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/top-10-myths-misconceptions-about-hiv-aids[/url]

Read myth #6 I dont walk in strange wet caves without a raincoat anymore. It would be like playing Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol.

Wrap it or wack it 'cause she might be clean, but you dont know about the guy before you, or how long time wise before you.

Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time posting. I live in the White Marsh area, and usually visit the Pikesville location for a nice massage and HJ. Normally see a very sexy girl with a hot ass (Julie, for get her real name). But I am interested in finding an AMP a little closer to home.

I read the review in this thread for Aphrodite's Bodyworks, but I was looking to see if anyone else has since visited. Any help with some closer places to WhtieMarsh would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]Heard so much about Jade Heart from the Web I thought I'd really try it.

I finally found the place and parked out back. Walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. Mms answers, I walked in and settled on Candy. Mms escorts me to the room, where she says to get comfy and left. So I got naked and sat on the chair. About 5 minutes later, in walks candy. A little baby fat but was more delightful than not. She said to me, what would you like. I said you. I then walked up to her and put my arms around her and gave her that sexy look stairring into her eyes. She commented that she thought I was handsome and she wanted me too. I then sat back on the chair again and had her back up on my stiff rod. Nothing was said about a cover. So I enjoyed that real silky feel of her insides. I grabbed her hips and pushed her forward as I moved my hips backward. and then vice versa. After about 10 minutes I almost popped so I had to stop. I had her lay on the massage table on her belly and I went for the paydirt and I mean paydirt. Surprisingly she did not complain so I just kept inserting until my balls hit her cushiony bottom. Wow, unbelieveable. I then began pumping as hard and as fast as I could. She really tightened up and yelled throughout ending in a climactic screem. Wow even my old girlfriend never felt like that. I then turned her over and wanted cg/rcg so I could pop. We went at it in my favorite position. She was reeling and I was feeling an upward spiral in my sexual areas. And Bam I popped. She must have felt that load all the way in her throat. This woman was truly one to have and to hold and to pop with.

My old friend Chen could never hold a candle to this exciting woman. Candy did me like only a real woman could. Wow.

Will be back for more.

'7
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Dude, I have to agree. Are you crazy???? I once had the famous Anne at BT jump on me without a cover for about 10 to 15 seconds. When I came to my senses I immediately pulled out. Then I sweeted bullets for six months until I donated blood and they took it. It's not worth it. Stay safe.

The funny thing here is that you responded to my post about the place in NC and went to JH. After writing the report on the NC place I got the urge for some Asian again and went to JH, one of my favorites. I went late Saturday afternoon. Just after I got there there was another guy that pulled into the rear lot and entered up the back steps. Maybe that was you.

I had a great visit with Victoria. She gave me a great massage for about a half hour and then got down to business. I offered .8 for FS and she didn't seem to like that but said yes. Even though she wasn't happy about what I offered, she put 100% into it. Did BBBJ, CG, and Doggie. I tend to take a long time to get off and she seemed to have several orgasms. She really did or was a good actor. She also was nice enough to tell me I was really good and asked me if I had a good time. I did and gave her $ instead of the .8. I will definitely repeat.

They are talking 16% of the total heterosexual count infected. Not 16% of all hiv cases. There's 2% of all the hiv cases are heterosexual in the U.S.
So 16% of 2% = .0032% of all cases. Minuscule. And I'm even saying that these are bi-sexual.
So, if there are a million cases then the amount of heterosexual = 320 out of a million.
A male getting hiv heterosexually is almost like winning the lottery.

I'm not saying you couldn't get it. I'm saying your chances are slim.

I am just showing statistics here.

So, definitely protect yourself. I do 99% of the time. Unfortunately women are particularly susceptable to catching hiv.

Also, Not to knock particular massage owner K..y. But if a guy was to titty fuck her and she got some highly infected hiv sperm in her mouth/nostrils/eyes she could easily get infected. And if some got into her nostrils, they could easily be absorbed by her sinus glands and infected. If she got some in the eyes then she would go blind even if she got treatment to save her life. There is no treatment for hiv in the eyes. Everything has a price. Her self respect must have hit bottom for a MP owner.
Incidentally, I know a woman who used to do that. She said she was getting tested for hiv. She never called me again.

I've always tested negative.

A little thought on the part of

Excellent Dude.

[QUOTE=A Otay]Then I sweeted bullets for six months until I donated blood and they took it. It's not worth it. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

WTF!

This is why people need autologous blood donations for planned surgeries. Never accept donated blood if you can avoid it.

There are big signs in the donation clinics stating that you should not donate blood for the purpose of obtaining a HIV test.

How did you answer the questions on the medical history questionnaire?

Had sexual contact with a prostitute or anyone else who takes money
or drugs or other payment for sex?

Had sexual contact with anyone who has ever used needles to take
drugs or steroids, or anything not prescribed by their doctor?

Go to the clinic on Caroline Street for free, anonymous and non-judgemental STD/HIV tests.

It's not worth it. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]They are talking 16% of the total heterosexual count infected. Not 16% of all hiv cases. There's 2% of all the hiv cases are heterosexual in the U. S.

So 16% of 2% =. 0032% of all cases. Minuscule. And I'm even saying that these are bi-sexual.

So, if there are a million cases then the amount of heterosexual = 320 out of a million.

A male getting hiv heterosexually is almost like winning the lottery.

I'm not saying you couldn't get it. I'm saying your chances are slim.

I am just showing statistics here.

So, definitely protect yourself. I do 99% of the time. Unfortunately women are particularly susceptable to catching hiv.

Also, Not to knock particular massage owner K. Y. But if a guy was to titty fuck her and she got some highly infected hiv sperm in her mouth/nostrils/eyes she could easily get infected. And if some got into her nostrils, they could easily be absorbed by her sinus glands and infected. If she got some in the eyes then she would go blind even if she got treatment to save her life. There is no treatment for hiv in the eyes. Everything has a price. Her self respect must have hit bottom for a MP owner.

Incidentally, I know a woman who used to do that. She said she was getting tested for hiv. She never called me again.

I've always tested negative.

A little thought on the part of

Excellent Dude. [/QUOTE]Interesting. While I agree that transmission of HIV is remote from female to male during unprotected vaginal intercouse, there are several circumstances which dramatically increase the rate of transmission. Isn't there a significant increase of risk if the female has syphilis or herpes? The risk increases further if both people have either STD.

Also, how do you account for increased lesbian rates?

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]
But if a guy was to titty fuck her and she got some highly infected hiv sperm in her mouth/nostrils/eyes she could easily get infected. And if some got into her nostrils, they could easily be absorbed by her sinus glands and infected. If she got some in the eyes then she would go blind even if she got treatment to save her life. There is no treatment for hiv in the eyes.[/QUOTE]

I hope you're being sarcastic. (ROTFLMAO) This could be one of the most absurd things I've ever read. Glad you had a good time.

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]
Also, Not to knock particular massage owner K..y.
Her self respect must have hit bottom for a MP owner.

A little thought on the part of

Excellent Dude.[/QUOTE]

Question- How did this massage establishment wrong you in the past. I think it would benefit most members on this board if you stated how, why, and what happened to warrant multiple bad reviews and personal attacks against the mama/women of mu. I'd just like to know how a place with such a good reputation among amp vets for friendly service and good customer relation go down hill this quickly. It seems strange to me.


- Thanks for the response 'special ED'. We'll go with that since it's your initials and we've digressed.

Since your initials are BS we'll go with that.
No I'm not kidding. Hiv is absorbed into the eyes and eyelids. And there is no way to save the vision in that titty fucking case. This also applies to sinuses. Are you saying it's not possible to get cum in K's eyes and nostrils.
The reason you think it's absurd is because you don't want to accept it..
I just thought k.... was a little unusual for a mms.

Usually the MP owners unknowingly let the girls do the cavorting with the clients without their knowledge. I heard she had an incident. I mean he was only there the second time. Wreckless.

Sounds wreckless to me. That's all. She could very easily have whatever.
Plus I hear she has a boyfriend who's there all the time. I think I saw him. Real ugly guy. Made me nervous.
Nothing personal. My own preference. And incidentally I have never met her until the other night when I saw miso. And also, if she ever has any new girls like her I might be willing to drop by to see the new girl. If the guy wasn't there.

Just another thought from the

Excellent Dude

With all due respect fellas, can we get back on topic.

Thanks,

Rocket

Have you ever heard of somebody having their schlong fall off because they caught HIV that way. Have you heard about any gay guys having their ass fall off as a result of getting HIV infected there?

Seriously think these things through before believing every thing you hear.