Escort Reports

Had a itch for someone new and came across this little spinner on megapersonals. Communication was good. She requires a face pic and is easy to set up with. Her prices are firm. I went with a qv for 160. Everything went down hill from there. No car so no out call, she can't host so no incall, car date only. She texts non stop while driving out to her. Always asking eta. Get there and if I have a condom. I didn't, so had to go get 1. Come back and she has me waiting for 10 minutes, then had me drive around the block to another address. She got mad because I didn't park where she told me to and I lied about the color of my car. I made her walk to me. She matched the picture in her post and texts. She gets in and right to business. No chit chat, nothing. Her head game was about average. Kitty was shaved and decently wet. Think she enjoyed herself. She has drug issues. But the service was rushed and not very good. I won't repeat.

However, lots of you loved OOJ, and this 1 kinda reminded me of her, so I know you'll say I'm full of it. To each their own, but no tits, way to skinny, over priced ghetto trash is not for me.

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I met Satin Silk at her 2-star incall hotel. Her pictures are accurate. Cuter and slightly more youthful (I know, this never happens) than her pictures. Large and gorgeous boobs, beautiful and fresh peach. She is easy to talk to. Seems genuine and giggles a lot. I showered and we talked for a few minutes to break the ice. In my dream activities included breast worship, CBJ, FOV, DATY, MPCFS to completion. Minimal IOP. Multiple pops allowed. With here banging body and sweet personality I will see her again and continue building rapport. I'm keen to partake in her "bumper parking. " I didn't expect GFE based on past reviews (accurate) but I hoped for something closer to PSE (wishful thinking).

Saw this one 19th and Appleton. Nice body. Good fuck. Tight pussy. 150 CIP.

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Kinda' like this [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM8_qLqDNec[/URL].

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6086957]Word on the street is that she is a real mermaid! Actually a "rescue" mermaid from the Cuyahoga river. So polluted it tends to catch fire. So give her a try and report back. Dry suit recommended wetsuits are too permeable, and some sort of deactivated charcoal respiration device if you gag easily from noxious odor.[/QUOTE]

Recently I was with a well known escort several times that had an STD. Lengthy oral and bbcip every time. She eventually told me she believed she had an STD the whole time. A few days later we went to her doctor together. We were both in the office together so there were no secrets. She tested positive. I tested negative. The doctor said "that's impossible". I said "you took the tests". He was dumbfounded. I have gone thru this with other escorts and also my wife, now X. This is what I do to protect myself: after the activity I urinate ASAP. Wash up very good and apply Walgreen's brand antibacterial hand sanitizer everywhere her bodily fluids touched me. And I stay out the ass! I have been 100%BB my whole life. I've been with several women that told me they were infected when we had sex. I get tested often. I have been 100% STD free for 43 years.

I stopped seeing her two years ago after I received my gift from her. It's too bad since she was fun and has a nice body.

[QUOTE=Stallis111;6087267]She is great. She was great before her hiatus. She gained weight and provided me with a surprise.

Next?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Miltown;6088475]I stopped seeing her two years ago after I received my gift from her. It's too bad since she was fun and has a nice body.[/QUOTE]I have been with her at least 20 times in the last two years and have not had an issue.

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6088432]Recently I was with a well known escort several times that had an STD. Lengthy oral and bbcip every time. She eventually told me she believed she had an STD the whole time. A few days later we went to her doctor together. We were both in the office together so there were no secrets. She tested positive. I tested negative. The doctor said "that's impossible". I said "you took the tests". He was dumbfounded. I have gone thru this with other escorts and also my wife, now X. This is what I do to protect myself: after the activity I urinate ASAP. Wash up very good and apply Walgreen's brand antibacterial hand sanitizer everywhere her bodily fluids touched me. And I stay out the ass! I have been 100%BB my whole life. I've been with several women that told me they were infected when we had sex. I get tested often. I have been 100% STD free for 43 years.[/QUOTE]Although I won't condone BB, I will agree with a lot of what you said. I know someone with herp and they been banging their partner BB for years and their partner still tests negative to this day (I get the inside scoop due to a few reasons I care not to share here). Viruses actually need a good host, and time to setup camp, before you're 'infected' (when they start replicating themselves). You come into contact with many viruses, and bacteria, from day-to-day that don't get the proper time, and conditions, to stay alive long enough to make home in you. There are things you can do to help prevent a virus from settling in and preventing bacteria from using your junk as a petri dish; Note: I have credentials I won't be sharing here, and research citations I also won't be sharing, so you're welcome to take my words with a truck load of salt if you wish (do your own research at the very least):

- Urinating as soon as possible and do a forceful push; flush that shit LOL. most providers will let you use their bathroom take advantage of that opportunity. The purpose is to flush stuff off the mucus membranes (the soft tissue inside the hole of your tool).

- washing up with something that kills lots of stuff asap; - antibacterial soap is nice, - sanitizer might be harsh on the nethers but you'll recover, - hibiclens works well on all sorts of stuff just don't put it inside your johnson as it's external only. - Stay away from CaviCide, that shit will give you cancer.

- If you can't get into the shower right away, carry some wipes with you and clean your shit as soon as you get into the car.

- Mouthwash RIGHT AWAY; swish it around for a bit, sing a song in your head while you do it if you like. Hell, let it dribble out over your lips a bit while you spit it out. Alcohol based mouthwashes will dry out your mouth, but they do best! Listerine is preferred.

- Cleaning your whole body, not just the areas that touched a fluid; hsv is a skin condition (for example) and is from skin-to-skin contact. You can get it in weird places like your elbow... for you elbow fuckers out there!

- Get tested regularly (there are free places) so you know your status. Hey, people get shit, it happens. If ya get something curable, get it taken care of so the rest of us can stay safe!

None of that is a 100% guarantee mind you but it helps with your odds greatly! If you're going home and sleeping on your pussy soaked crusty dick for the rest of the night then you're not doing yourself any favors. Again, I strongly suggest using a barrier (condoms and dental dams or even some food wrap lol) at the very least but you'll do you!

[QUOTE=DarkHalf;6088611]Although I won't condone BB, I will agree with a lot of what you said. I know someone with herp and they been banging their partner BB for years and their partner still tests negative to this day (I get the inside scoop due to a few reasons I care not to share here). Viruses actually need a good host, and time to setup camp, before you're 'infected' (when they start replicating themselves). You come into contact with many viruses, and bacteria, from day-to-day that don't get the proper time, and conditions, to stay alive long enough to make home in you. There are things you can do to help prevent a virus from settling in and preventing bacteria from using your junk as a petri dish; Note: I have credentials I won't be sharing here, and research citations I also won't be sharing, so you're welcome to take my words with a truck load of salt if you wish (do your own research at the very least):

- Urinating as soon as possible and do a forceful push; flush that shit LOL. most providers will let you use their bathroom take advantage of that opportunity. The purpose is to flush stuff off the mucus membranes (the soft tissue inside the hole of your tool).

- washing up with something that kills lots of stuff asap; - antibacterial soap is nice, - sanitizer might be harsh on the nethers but you'll recover, - hibiclens works well on all sorts of stuff just don't put it inside your johnson as it's external only. - Stay away from CaviCide, that shit will give you cancer.

- If you can't get into the shower right away, carry some wipes with you and clean your shit as soon as you get into the car.

- Mouthwash RIGHT AWAY; swish it around for a bit, sing a song in your head while you do it if you like. Hell, let it dribble out over your lips a bit while you spit it out. Alcohol based mouthwashes will dry out your mouth, but they do best! Listerine is preferred.

- Cleaning your whole body, not just the areas that touched a fluid; hsv is a skin condition (for example) and is from skin-to-skin contact. You can get it in weird places like your elbow... for you elbow fuckers out there!

- Get tested regularly (there are free places) so you know your status. Hey, people get shit, it happens. If ya get something curable, get it taken care of so the rest of us can stay safe!

None of that is a 100% guarantee mind you but it helps with your odds greatly! If you're going home and sleeping on your pussy soaked crusty dick for the rest of the night then you're not doing yourself any favors. Again, I strongly suggest using a barrier (condoms and dental dams or even some food wrap lol) at the very least but you'll do you![/QUOTE]Well, you heard it from me, Larry, my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl. Now that you got it from Dr Bob Newhart it will sink in a little.

[QUOTE=Eric1975;6087789]Was interested in the blonde, well, until ad states 220 lbs. Guy can only hope that's for both of them combined lol[/QUOTE]I went to her motel on Ryan road. Was about to go in until I saw a black dude checking the motel doors. I decided not to go in.

[QUOTE=Void79;6086781]From personal experience. Mechanical and kind of "fishy". Many reports of so / so less than mediocre experience. If you're looking for a good time and are up for a small drive I recommend Jenna while she's in town. I've seen her many times. Smaller in frame and chest but I e always had a great time with her.

[URL]https://racine.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/jenna-finally-back-in-kenosha-/579029388982[/URL][/QUOTE]Ad mentions $50 deposit. Is that etched in stone?

Is there any good African American providers out there? Not Macie I have seen her already.

Since the subject of STD's been brought up, any word from / about Barbie? Only Milwaukee girl that will take my money.

Anyone have any info on these? I've tried searching and not much came up.

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[QUOTE=Eric1975;6089580]Since the subject of STD's been brought up, any word from / about Barbie? Only Milwaukee girl that will take my money.[/QUOTE]She's on a state sponsored vacation. Was taken in a week ago and transferred up to marathon county. For the usual that these girls get caught up for.