Massage Parlor Reports

Remember reading a positive review about Elf massage some weeks ago. The report said legit massage skills for those who like a real massage and great CBJ. An appointment was easy to make. The shop is located on a busy corner but secure. Two lady shop, with two rooms, but only one was around at the time, Coco. She's on the thicker side, probably late 40's, nothing to report on looks. Spot has a shower but was not offered before or after. Stank moldy and wet hand towels in the restroom to dry hands after washing. The massage was below average at best, with ZERO teasing, grazing, etc. She didn't have oil and used lotion, which quickly got sticky. Full menu offered on the flip, still absent any sensuality or teasing and went for the CBJ based on the prior report. Wanted $1. 2 and settled for a hundo. Few strokes, and she slipped on the cover. Lots of hand action, decent suction on the tip, some bls that reminded me of cat licks. I had to concentrate to pop but squeezed it out. Alcohol spray clean-up and was on my way. Based on the talent in the immediate area, I will not be repeating. I judged her massage skills against Eva at diamond la mesa, Amy at leisure, and Ana at Z's, because the general consensus is they all provide great massages, and Coco did not compare in the least bit. CBJ was forgettable, especially with the girls at Smile providing a superior service at the same rates. For the guys who like a real massage with extras, Elf is a hard pass. BUT As always, YMMV.

Definitely an uncomfortable situation. I'm glad you found something to compensate. The former VIP2 is certainly discreet but limited in space. I think there may be only two rooms. At least that's all I've ever seen. I'd suggest texting before dropping by. Pretty sure I would have bolted too.

[QUOTE=SDPewPew;5866472]Today I was in the Hillcrest area to catch the padres game with some buddies and decided to check out NLBC for the first time under the new management so I called ahead to book my appointment. When I showed up, Grace left one of the rooms to answer the door and I then realized both girls were in the middle of their sessions. As she was escorting me to the 3rd room in the back, I saw another monger chilling and waiting on a chair next to the restroom and we both stared at each other awkwardly. Grace put me in the 3rd room while that monger was literally sitting 3 ft away from me. She went back to her session and after 5 minutes she returned to the restroom. I told her I had to go and she told me it'll be another 10 minutes. I definitely had to yikes the fuck out of there lmao. I left pretty disappointed because I did have an appointment and having to chill with another monger was really awkward. At least I got to see what Grace looked like and I would give her face a 6. 5 out of 10. She's probably low 30's, 5'2, petite build. I honestly didn't think I was missing much. Daisy on the other hand who I had already had a session with back at VIP1 a couple months ago is a 8 out of 10. If I go back to NLBC and I probably will, it's most likely just to see Daisy again. I really hope overbooking will not become a common issue at NLBC because I have never encountered this kind of issue with VIP1/2 or other AMP for that matter.

I didn't want to blue ball myself so I hit up the two k-agencies but no one was available on short notice. I texted 108 MMS to see if I can check out the new Kgirl and she was able get me in on short notice. When I showed up MMS welcomed me sweetly as always and escorted me to my favorite 107 room. Two minutes later as I was taking my clothes off, in comes this gorgeous chick that got me rock hard as soon as I saw her. She introduced herself, gave me a hug and then she noticed my dick was growing by the second lmao. She gave my pecker a good squeeze and we DFK for a good minute. Her face is a 8 to me and she looks like a typical asian chick you see at an EDM concert / rave. Upper 20's, 5'3, MM C cup tits, with an hourglass shaped body, which I love. Big chest, very narrow waist, and wide hips. I'm not really an ass guy, but her ass is solid. She helped me take off the rest of my clothes and I asked for a massage. She speaks perfect Korean and her English is decent for AMP standard. Massage was just ok. After the flip, we made out for a bit and gave me a good titty fuck while she was on top.[/QUOTE]

Anyone seen the new Ukrainian at Serenity? I'd toftt but I've been burned a couple of times there recently.

Awkward is definitely an understatement. FS spas should never let customers come across each other! I too hope they correct that.

[QUOTE=PoonTangJohnny;5870961]Awkward is an understatement. I have an appt. Set up for this weekend. I'm confident that they will have corrected these types of situations from occurring in the future. Heck, they could of at least seated you both in the kitchen, handed you 2 a deck of cards an served you some microwave noodles LOL.[/QUOTE]I too would have bolted. If there's no room to put me in, then I would go wait in my car and wait for a text. Let me know how long the wait will be so I can decide to wait or bolt. Yes, it's always good to call / text and get a green light before heading up.

[QUOTE=RolfTorren;5871333]Definitely an uncomfortable situation. I'm glad you found something to compensate. The former VIP2 is certainly discreet but limited in space. I think there may be only two rooms. At least that's all I've ever seen. I'd suggest texting before dropping by. Pretty sure I would have bolted too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SDPewPew;5866472]Today I was in the Hillcrest area to catch the padres game with some buddies and decided to check out NLBC for the first time under the new management so I called ahead to book my appointment. When I showed up, Grace left one of the rooms to answer the door and I then realized both girls were in the middle of their sessions. As she was escorting me to the 3rd room in the back, I saw another monger chilling and waiting on a chair next to the restroom and we both stared at each other awkwardly. Grace put me in the 3rd room while that monger was literally sitting 3 ft away from me. She went back to her session and after 5 minutes she returned to the restroom. I told her I had to go and she told me it'll be another 10 minutes. I definitely had to yikes the fuck out of there lmao. I left pretty disappointed because I did have an appointment and having to chill with another monger was really awkward. At least I got to see what Grace looked like and I would give her face a 6. 5 out of 10. She's probably low 30's, 5'2, petite build. I honestly didn't think I was missing much. Daisy on the other hand who I had already had a session with back at VIP1 a couple months ago is a 8 out of 10. If I go back to NLBC and I probably will, it's most likely just to see Daisy again. I really hope overbooking will not become a common issue at NLBC because I have never encountered this kind of issue with VIP1/2 or other AMP for that matter.[/QUOTE]Yes, Daisy is a total sweetheart and hottie.

You have a favorite room in 107? LMAO! Bro, I wonder if we also have the same taste in room when visiting there. LOL. I also like the amenities (blue toast in the rooms).

[QUOTE=RolfTorren;5871336]Anyone seen the new Ukrainian at Serenity? I'd toftt but I've been burned a couple of times there recently.[/QUOTE]Ukrainian women are hot! But man there's so many mixed reviews about this place and now discussions of one of their top girls taking / stealing money from their regulars?

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;5869818]Great massage and best BBBJ has to go to Eva at 108, followed by Mina (VIP), then Mia (Diamond).

Best BBBJ ending goes to All the VIP girls, but most memorable are: Mina and Daisy. Eva at 108. Mia and SaSa at Diamond.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this list. I have been looking for a provider to fulfill my BBJCIM needs.

I really wanted to see Daisy so I called to set up an appointment for later in the day. On the phone I specifically asked for Daisy and was told no problem. I have been to this location in the past so I knew my way around a little, but I had never met either Daisy or Grace. At the door I was met by a nice smiling lady but I didn't know for sure which one was greeting me. I said I had an appointment with Daisy, she responded with an OK and led me into the first room closest to the gate. I made a pit stop to the rest room and returned back to the room thinking I was with Daisy. Ends up that it was Grace who let me in and was now my companion for the next 1/2 hour. I don't know if it was a language problem or it was a deliberate interception on her part, but in hindsight it felt a little like a bait and switch. I just decided to stay with Grace based on previous reports. I tried to work out a 1 hour stay but was told it just wasn't possible. During our time together she spent much of her time watching the monitors that had a view of the entry, and it took away from the one on one experience you would expect to get for your time together. As we got to the end of our session she made it a point to tell me I had 5 minutes left. We finished up and she left the room to take a shower (on her own). I dressed and asked to meet Daisy, so at least I could see if I should make a return trip in the future. Daisy is definitely to my liking so it looks like I will be returning, but the truth is the spa is not quite the experience that I am comfortable with and I hope they get it sorted out before my next visit.

This was a week or two ago. Been to Mesa Ridge many times before with my personal favorites being of course Lily and Vicky. Both Stars in there own right. Heard All the Hype about the MILF Ivy and her big twins so I decided to make a quick stop in boy oh boy I wasn't disappointed. Tiny bit of massage with some nice BBBJ into me eating her up. Slide the Cover on. Transition into missionary and then into doggy holding on to the twins for life. I finish up in doggie then move on.

I wanted which was the bigger size of spectrum. Now I was looking for something on the smaller perkier size. Walk in Greeted by Summer Shorter good looking little bit older and looks like exactly what I'm looking for. Starts off with a nice little BJ where I asked her to play with the balls while licking the shaft. With nice little sensual touch to it. Moved on to Doggy and Missionary with a nice finish in the bag. Overall nice time with no rush like you might get at other spas so I'm Happy.

Anyone been to this place yet? Says new and Latinas available. Little far from me, so I'd like to know if its worth the trip. Any info would be appreciated. Pm me if you have been there. Tia.

Thanks King. Too bad that VIP and Mina are no longer available.

New Life seems to have some mixed reviews.

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;5869818]Great massage and best BBBJ has to go to Eva at 108, followed by Mina (VIP), then Mia (Diamond).

Best BBBJ ending goes to All the VIP girls, but most memorable are: Mina and Daisy. Eva at 108. Mia and SaSa at Diamond.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;5871620]Ukrainian women are hot! But man there's so many mixed reviews about this place and now discussions of one of their top girls taking / stealing money from their regulars?[/QUOTE]I may TOFTT here. That dude saying he had a hundred bucks stolen is now banned, and was an obvious weird shill account anyway. IDK what happened there for him to go from only going to Serenity to getting ripped off, but the whole thing sounds strange. A white girl at an AMP is so unusual I may take the risk and see. I've been to Serenity once before and I had a positive experience so I'd be willing to try again.

[QUOTE=Waylay;5872237]I may TOFTT here. That dude saying he had a hundred bucks stolen is now banned, and was an obvious weird shill account anyway. IDK what happened there for him to go from only going to Serenity to getting ripped off, but the whole thing sounds strange. A white girl at an AMP is so unusual I may take the risk and see. I've been to Serenity once before and I had a positive experience so I'd be willing to try again.[/QUOTE]Definitely strange. Yeah I thought about that too, but why would a shill all of a sudden write a negative post. Usually when I see something negative written about a reputable spa it's because the girls refused a service and the guy is pissed. There are also mixed reviews from reputable members on here that worries me about this spot.

Yes, a white / Caucasian provider at an Asian spa is unheard of so it'll be nice to see.

Looking forward to your report, bro!

If you are referring to place in IB, then I have been there several times in the past.

This is a FS spa, NO BBBJ back then not sure now, HF was. 6 and $. 2 for donation, the girls were mid 30's and most were 6-7 on looks.

Jenny was nice spinner and Pepsi very GFE back last year.

Hope this help.

[QUOTE=Nevcantel;5872066]Anyone been to this place yet? Says new and Latinas available. Little far from me, so I'd like to know if its worth the trip. Any info would be appreciated. Pm me if you have been there. Tia.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DogRice;5872095]Thanks King. Too bad that VIP and Mina are no longer available.

New Life seems to have some mixed reviews.[/QUOTE]Yes, I definitely miss not having Mina and VIP. I was hoping to celebrate my birthday month with her, Daisy and KiKi.

We are fortunate though with all the talents in San Diego.