Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hentai Man;1699411]I always use real numbers and never use these stupid abbreviations anymore in my reports. It's confusing and totally unnecessary. Can't we all just stop this nonsense?[/QUOTE]LOL! 2nd the Motion! If you guys don't want to identify a place or provider, just don't do it. The whispered wink wink "code" is so f'ing pointless. The code for donations is particularly pointless though often entertainingly misstated and misleading. Still wondering if that newb who posted I believe in the Hollywood thread recently actually paid $300 ($$$) for a BJ in a storefront MP on top of the house fee. His coded identification of the place itself was completely unintelligible. So what's the point and value of the post? I guess the winkers hold to the view that vice detectives can't afford to budget a subscription to one of the paysites where you pay to make sure that moderators won't even allow time wasting wink wink posts to go up on the site.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1699731]LOL! 2nd the Motion! If you guys don't want to identify a place or provider, just don't do it. The whispered wink wink "code" is so f'ing pointless. The code for donations is particularly pointless though often entertainingly misstated and misleading. Still wondering if that newb who posted I believe in the Hollywood thread recently actually paid $300 ($$$) for a BJ in a storefront MP on top of the house fee. His coded identification of the place itself was completely unintelligible. So what's the point and value of the post? I guess the winkers hold to the view that vice detectives can't afford to budget a subscription to one of the paysites where you pay to make sure that moderators won't even allow time wasting wink wink posts to go up on the site.[/QUOTE]Newbs going to newb. LOL.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1699731]LOL! 2nd the Motion! If you guys don't want to identify a place or provider, just don't do it. The whispered wink wink "code" is so f'ing pointless. The code for donations is particularly pointless though often entertainingly misstated and misleading. Still wondering if that newb who posted I believe in the Hollywood thread recently actually paid $300 ($$$) for a BJ in a storefront MP on top of the house fee. His coded identification of the place itself was completely unintelligible. So what's the point and value of the post? I guess the winkers hold to the view that vice detectives can't afford to budget a subscription to one of the paysites where you pay to make sure that moderators won't even allow time wasting wink wink posts to go up on the site.[/QUOTE]I'll third the motion. Abbreviating street name names is also annoying, especially for someone like me who is new to LA. Abbreviations are OK, but type enough letters so people have some sense of the street. You are not hiding anything from LEO, only those of us who really "need" the info.

[QUOTE=Sasay1960;1700715]I'll third the motion. Abbreviating street name names is also annoying, especially for someone like me who is new to LA. Abbreviations are OK, but type enough letters so people have some sense of the street. You are not hiding anything from LEO, only those of us who really "need" the info.[/QUOTE]Ok, I will tell all. If you buy a box of breakfast cereal I can't name, and send in the box top and 50 cents, you can get the magic ring that will decode all.

If you can't find that, buy a prepaid card for 100, one hundred dollars, $.0 or 8, 000, 000 pesos, and pm me the code number. After I have taken the money off the card, I will send you a magic decoder ring.

Glad to be of help to the community.

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1701143]Ok, I will tell all. If you buy a box of breakfast cereal I can't name, and send in the box top and 50 cents, you can get the magic ring that will decode all.

If you can't find that, buy a prepaid card for 100, one hundred dollars, $.0 or 8, 000, 000 pesos, and pm me the code number. After I have taken the money off the card, I will send you a magic decoder ring.

Glad to be of help to the community.[/QUOTE]FT, I'd really like to participate in this because it sounds like it will cost less than a pay site subscription. I assume the cereals featuring this offer are either the Grrrrrreat Big Cat (.0389 per 048kg at Joe A's Supe and. 0394 at the Vomit Market. Don't know 'about the place that rhymes with Jon's) , the SCP Rice or Fwoot Woops (aye, TMI I know). Don't have the donation intel on the latter two because I favor the big funny cat. Add. 0050 to mail with the box top plus what's a stamp these days? Maybe. 0043? And suddenly this joint's secrets open up to me? I feel so empowered!

I've been to WH Therapy on LaBrea a dozen times over the years. This spot would often have young sort of "hipster" Chinese girls- sort of cute with funny style. This was also the home of Kim who was less funky style, but had a cute face and a total knock out body- if you like them short and stacked!

I also like that its $40 for the house and $100 for FS. Tip up front- FYI

Yesterday I landed a 40's Chinese lady in jeans and a T-shirt. Weak massage, average FS and made a big fuss about my totally average sized unit being too big.

Going to let some time go by before I try it again.

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Considering my first visit to AMP, anyone have reliable places / providers in the weho area? PM me your suggestions.

Thanks

For the people too lazy to read the entire thing, the conclusion is to avoid this place.

Well, the last review I posted on this place was a while ago, but much has changed (and not changed) since then. After the last review, I stopped going for a while but a "buddy" of mine recommended Coco. So somewhat reluctantly I decided to give her a shot, and boy was I glad I did. I would rate her as a 5 (ie decent looking). She is cute, but not hot (korean). Age is mid 30's (this is an accurate age, I'm not a gringo who thinks a 35y / o asian is 25). Her body is very fit, thin, small be breasts, hair slightly past her shoulders. She does speak english very well (although not at the level of lets say a college grad) and very friendly and gets friendlier with every visit. Her massage skills in my limited opinion are very good, especially compared to others I've seen. All sessions are an hour priced at $60 (or for the encoder ring people. 6). The first 30 min are a legit massage which she is great at. After that the fun begins. She starts with the light touching, then the ass crack / ball brushing, then the reach around / under which she is good at, in fact I am confident enough to say she is GREAT at the reach around / under, gets me hard instantly. After a few minutes of that she asks if you want to turn over. If you say not yet she continues with the reach under, if you say yes then the HE begins as normal. Her HE technique is very good. Not GREAT, but very good. And she takes direction well. She can do slow, fast, and anything in between. She uses several techniques, which include ball fondling. 2 hand, and some slight nipple play (on the guy). She was hesitant to touching on the first visit (did not push the hand away but could see that she kept a slight distance) but this soon went away on subsequent visits. She is fine with under the bra but prefers to keep the lower half over the clothes (although I did read a review that said she allowed fiv which surprised me). However, I did call today to see if she was available to see if I could get some of that fiv action but found out that she no longer works there (which is the main reason why I am writing this review). I've seen her at least a dozen times and will miss her. I don't suppose anybody knows where she moved to or have her number? I would be eternally grateful.

Ok, so the second part of my review is a generic review and info on the other girls who work there. The main ones are Jenny, Michelle, and Yumi / Sharon / Yura (all the same ugly old ex MMS). Jenny is in her early 40's. Short, probably around 5'2", maybe 5'4". Small petite body, not fat but not fit (closer to fit though). Boobs are between an A / B. Her massage technique is decent. Her HE skills vary wildly from great to lackluster, I guess it just depends on her mood. The first time I saw her I thought she was hot (when she walked in the door) but as she got closer I was disappointed. I did grope aggressively and she did seem to mind but only barely. Allowed under bra but over pants. Michelle is in her early to mid 40's. About 5'5 or so. Similar body style to Jenny just a few inches taller and a few years older. Her massage skills I would say is decent+. Her HE skills are "eh", not much skills in that area and I don't think she cares. Only allows over the clothes action.

So now the 2nd reason why I will be dropping this place from my rotate is Yuri / sharon / yura. This is the old MMS (which they replaced with one who speaks decent english). This lady sucks, and not in the good way. Definitely bait and switch (and its funny because they recognize me and still pull this bull shit). She is a horrible masseuse. I mean the worst. Read my last review. Painful. I went in today disappointed that Coco no longer works there but have never heard of sharon (got the roster when I called) so I thought I'd give it a shot. HORRIBLE mistake. I asked for sharon since I'm not too big of a fan of jenny / michelle. In walks the MMS. I got up to leave / complain after I asked her "are you sharon?" and she said yes. After I got up she said she wasnt sharon and that she would be in later. I was still continuing to leave but she seemed to insist that I would be ok. I reluctantly laid back down. Another mistake. She begins her horrible massage. I felt like play-doh and she was just leaning on her hands into my back and pinching parts of my skin. 5 min into this I said I don't like this and tried to get up and she says that she would get sharon. 2 min later michelle walks in. She continues the massage and then leaves in 5 min and in comes the * MMS. At this point I was just thinking just finish the HE and leave, but no. She continues with her painful massage. At this point I had given up and just laid there. After the HE was over (which was horrible, she gives an HE like she never seen a penis before) I get dressed, tipped her 40 (which I still feel bitter over but didn't want to cause any more drama and just wanted to get the fuck out). Needless to say, w / o coco who was my fav, I won't return. If you do go here, unless you like shitty massages w / HE, avoid this lady at all costs. Be aware, they seem to switch her name a lot. I did hit up a few other places and will post my review, but nothing that great. Good mongering folks

Sauce,

Damn, your 1st post and already asking for info? Get out there and jump into the deep end of the pool, take your chances (just like all the rest of us have done) and post your results. Start off the right way by TOFTT instead of asking for info.

My suggestion for WEHO places and providers? RTFF!

Dirty

[QUOTE=SauceOnSide; 1707437]Considering my first visit to AMP, anyone have reliable places / providers in the weho area? PM me your suggestions.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SauceOnSide; 1707437]Considering my first visit to AMP, anyone have reliable places / providers in the weho area? PM me your suggestions.

Thanks[/QUOTE]No they all really kinda suck badly, try east Hollywood

PC out

Hi Mongers, Moved to LA few months back and tested the following places:

1. WeHo: the one above 7/11 on SMB is okie but they have older providers. Hands-6/10, Finish-8/10. Jenny is getting older.

2. WeHo: Fairafx / Melrose. My go to place for best rub. 10/10. There are few providers who are great but only work couple days / week.

3. WWood: Pico / Veteren, Crappy place.

4. WWood: WWood / Olympic. Massage 7/10. Sometimes okie finish.

Senior Mongers. Buzz me if you need more info.

Happy Hunting

Let me know if you want reviews to any place and just send me the MP name and location.

I'll PM you the reviews or whatever you want.

I'm looking for a HE / FS place with 18-22 yr old providers. I'm dreaming. I know. I miss China.

[QUOTE=Texan707; 1711171]Hi Mongers, Moved to LA few months back and tested the following places:

1. WeHo: the one above 7/11 on SMB is okie but they have older providers. Hands-6/10, Finish-8/10. Jenny is getting older.

2. WeHo: Fairafx / Melrose. My go to place for best rub. 10/10. There are few providers who are great but only work couple days / week.

3. WWood: Pico / Veteren, Crappy place.

4. WWood: WWood / Olympic. Massage 7/10. Sometimes okie finish.

Senior Mongers. Buzz me if you need more info.

Happy Hunting[/QUOTE]I'm sure you are aware there are multiple AMPs at WWood / Olympic. The one with the table shower is the one I regularly visit for HE.

[QUOTE=Texan707; 1711171.

2. WeHo: Fairafx / Melrose. My go to place for best rub. 10/10. There are few providers who are great but only work couple days / week.

Happy Hunting[/QUOTE]Is that the Thai Place on Waring? With the Lady Boy? What kind of extras and tip? With the girls. I'm good with the Katoey.

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[QUOTE=AsianGuyInla; 1711430]Let me know if you want reviews to any place and just send me the MP name and location.

I'll PM you the reviews or whatever you want.

Hey asian thanks for the offer. Question, I've never had a RM membership. Can you give us a heads up how it works and if it's worth the time and money?

Mondo