Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2066338]She does not maintain a regular schedule for more than short periods of time. She's in and out of working and sometimes she works elsewhere or splits time between clubs as she did when she was at both Paradise and Synn at the same time. Seems like she's been mostly gone recently but I did see her name on Synn's site for either late last week or last weekend. They also spell her name at least 3 different ways on the roll calls so the spelling that appeared recently was Jacklyn. I'm pretty sure it is the same girl. So maybe she's back for awhile.[/QUOTE]I saw that Jacklyn name a few times myself. Wasn't sure if it was her, though. Thanks, Camel.

[QUOTE=Dada63;2066706]I saw that Jacklyn name a few times myself. Wasn't sure if it was her, though. Thanks, Camel.[/QUOTE]Stopped in today and Jacklyn is a different girl. I had thought they were just different spellings since reviews of Jacklyn discussed her schoolgirl outfit which Jackie used to wear at times. Other similarities too but Jackie is younger.

Regarding the other site...

I've been doing internet since it first began. And one thing I've noticed is that it highlights the fact that, basically, people suck.

I recall a great saying by some ballplayer that is so true: "People never grow up, they just learn how to behave in public". Well, on the internet they don't even have to behave because everyone is incognito. So everything, sooner or later, devolves into people acting like 6 year olds. BTW, has anyone looked at the tuscl forums lately? Geez, they give 6 year olds a bad name. Beyond belief.

Pretty sad. What could be pretty awesome generally becomes useless. Great ideas once again get destroyed by people who refuse to grow up, and for whatever childish reasons don't participate in any meaningful way, they're just selfish kids who take what they can get, and act like brats. Of course there are exceptions, but far too few, IMO.

I've never visited the other site, but I've seen so many forums and websites become totally useless over the years. Makes you wonder where all this internet stuff will end up. Maybe everyone will start to realize that it hold great promise, but because of sucky people it's not worth the hassle.

Or maybe what most people really enjoy is not the useful stuff but the bitching and acting like brats. Maybe it's all about entertainment. Maybe what people REALLY want is a sandbox to act like a 6 year old and say whatever they want and call each other poopy heads.

Hey guys, I know this is my first post but I'v been an extremely long time lurker and I'd like to say that I'm glad people are finally coming back to these boards; and while I do agree that things over at the "other site" are starting to get out-of-hand lets put it aside and get back to the roots and why we all use this site in the first place / end rant.

I'v been out of the country and out of the game for awhile but I'll be back next month posting some reviews. Can't wait to contribute after all I'v learned from these boards and am hoping others join me in bringing some life back into this site. Happy lapping!

Drove along 60 last Thursday night, saw the ad sign for free admissions at the SR, decided to pay my first visit ever.

Got there around 8:30 pm, parking lot was empty, the door man said no cover price but I have to pay $6 first for a prepaid drink, used the prepay to get myself water and settled in front of the main stage. The inside setup and decor were definitely a notch above DVCOI, however, maybe it was the quiet time of shift changes, I saw only 3 or 4 girls working. The tall Latina working the stage at that time had a perfect 10 body, that attracted me to the front and tipped her. After a while, DJ announced 241 dances, that same Latina tapped my shoulder, introduced herself (name is Indica or Vivica? Couldn't tell), thanked me for the tip and asked if I'd like the 241. I really digged her body and took up her offer for topless dance, she guided me to a private area and chit chat with me for some time before they start the first song, I thought that was nice and unrushed. The dance itself was hot and passionate, FFZ everywhere, it felt more like making out with a hottie than a mechanical strip dance I often get at DVCOI. I decided to go for one more 241 after, then returned to my seat. Noticed more dancers now and more patrons too. After a while DJ announced 4 for $60 nude dance, a blond named Kitty asked and I partook. She took me to another area for nude dances, it was private, and she made sure I left happy. No tips asked.

Have to say I am very impressed and will be going to SRCOI now (used to go to DVCOI all the time). Better looking girls by average, all seemed friendly, although most of them seem timid and don't approach everyone to ask for dances. And no drink hassles from waitresses. Maybe it's beginner's luck, we'll see next time.

Paradise used to be the go to place. Now, the girls just rob you. They just lie for money. They tease you out of it, by promising things. But not delivering.

Well, if your going to buy drinks give exact change. The waitress will take the entire bill. Well, I would recommend other strip clubs for more mileage.

[QUOTE=Mrkon;2072835]Paradise used to be the go to place. Now, the girls just rob you. They just lie for money. They tease you out of it, by promising things. But not delivering.

Well, if your going to buy drinks give exact change. The waitress will take the entire bill. Well, I would recommend other strip clubs for more mileage.[/QUOTE]Mr. Kon you have picked a good handle for your first post because this review is either an intentional lie in aid of whatever strip club drama you connected yourself to, or alternatively its a massive overreaction to an isolated incident or two that you experienced. You have to be on your guard and have some club smarts at Paradise and it isn't any different anywhere else. Every club and particularly action clubs has ROBs and scams and plenty of stupidity going on out front and behind the scenes. The operative cliche is "it comes with the territory". Strip clubs are like used car lots. Better kick the tires and run the VIN number before you sign the contract.

Read the critical mass of reviews of Paradise all over different sites and you see lots of criticism, but the Pls return because they get what they basically came for. That has certainly been my experience past and present. I'm not proud but I confess that I enjoy visiting the orifices of some of the Paradise dancers and its rare that an invitation is not honored. There was that time though when I got a dancer to agree to let me fuck her in the nostrils with my half inch of pencil dick and when we got to the VIP all of a sudden she's sneezing her head off and blowing her nose constantly so I backed off and settled for Russian between two pimples on her back. That was no fun at all. Hey, I think I got played!

Hey guys. First let me say that whoever said that Atlanta is way ahead with strip clubs is 100% right.

I started at KH8 from reviews I read on the forum, Wed afternoon / evening. CRAP! Not only the ladies did not care about approaching anyone, not only they were all below average looking, not only there were only 3 of them out, the whole vibe in there is very thumbs down. After about 15 min there was one new lady that showed up who was good looking. I approached her on stage, paid my dues (at least 20 singles) and asked to come by after she was done. She did. Absolutely no extras no matter what (I have gotten extras everywhere else in the country where extras are available). So the supposed "sure thing" at KH8 is not sure at all. And what's up with the 15 per song on a Wed afternoon?

I read about Paradise. I like latinas, so it sounded enticing. So I go there same night but later at around 10 PM. OK much better quality wise but what is up with the $40 for 3 songs and no other option. I mean what if I want to test drive the lady for just one song, why do I have to pay for 3 songs as a minimum. The one thing that happens in LA is that ladies have no problem to talk to you, extensively. Without even a drink in many occasions. This happened in many clubs. So 20 min later a lady approached me, with clear intentions for added services. Overall the experience was above average, maybe even way above average. The room was amazing. Best ever in any club in any state for me. Lady was willing to show real emotion. So when I asked who else provides similar services she only mentioned the first lady I partook with for a 3/40. Interestingly she never mentioned anything, although I did ask. OK overall this club was waaaay better than the absolute bottom experience at KH8.

While I am driving on the way back I see Bliss on the side of the same road as Paradise. I did not realize that this area is full of them. I stop. IT IS DEAD inside. I mean three customers, 2-3 providers. The better looking one approaches and offers extras. She was good looking but I did not feel right about her attitude so I took her for a test drive in the 3/40 deal. So I wait. A black lady who was close to smoking hot shows up and sounds very smart when talking. I try to see if extras available. She would say nothing specific. I am thinking, she's full of it. She would give answers that are red flags like "you ll see", "you ll have lots of fun" and crap like that. I am thinking let's go for the "cheap" VIP (you know the price) and see what's up. It was a pleasant surprise also because my expectations where zero. It was THE best experience by far in a number of clubs. Won't say more. Room= complete crap but no one was there. IT was not a room, it was a shared area. But because no one there it felt private.

Next night I go to Rhino. At the COI still. Again this is my first time anywhere around here, all intel came from the forum. This club now is obviously a very different operation. The quality is high, the prices higher. However friendly overall with some providers, others not so much, OK acceptable. I met a guy there and we clicked, we ended up playing with girls in pairs. Then met another guy, all three hooked. It was fun. Extras yes for astronomical prices but in some cases worth it. Did not partake because I was having too much fun with the gang. I won't give more details but there are some gem opportunities in there. I liked the staff, very smart and very polite. On their toes at all times. Even the bartender was hot. Face, more than hot.

Just because men are always curious as what else is available we started talking about what else is in the area. These guys were local so I thought let them "drive". From my intel from the forum I wanted to visit Synn next but one of them said let's go to Monarch's I hear good things. Oh my god what a mistake that was. The quality was worse than KH8! I could not believe how bad that was. One lady (the best looking there) approached me immediately very aggressively for extras and was super hot about it, but no way, I wanted to go back to SR. We did. They remembered us, no 2nd cover, very nice. Had some nude dances with a couple of ladies (I don't want to say more unfortunately but there is something special in there with one of the ladies, ping me for info).

Tonight I am thinking about visiting Synn. You guys let me know what you think. I will be leaving in about a couple of hours.

Thanks Hollywood2. I'm a "local" who lives too far from COI to experiment. I've been wanting to get out there for literally years, but it's a long drive for me. I really, really appreciate your open and unbiased report. As someone who has no axe to grind, and is an apparently neutral observer, your report is fantastic. I wish I could club hop with you to Synn tonight. .

Looking forward to your next report.

Just curious... What was the $ damage at each club?

[QUOTE=Hollywood2;2075481]Hey guys. First let me say that whoever said that Atlanta is way ahead with strip clubs is 100% right.

KH8... Paradise... Bliss... Rhino... Monarch's...

Tonight I am thinking about visiting Synn. You guys let me know what you think. I will be leaving in about a couple of hours.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hollywood2;2075481]Tonight I am thinking about visiting Synn. You guys let me know what you think. I will be leaving in about a couple of hours.[/QUOTE]I hope they didn't kidnap him LOL.

They'll only make this prestigious list if they have done something extraordinary, without asking for tip. I won't detail what services I got, but if you know my handle, you'll know that I'm not easily satisfied. Here we go: Paradise: #23 of the bulls / simon says / the state of dallas / nick-e / celeste pizzas are yummy and affordable / uncle JESSe from full house /(all others girls should be obvious). DVCOI: Natia-business / harley davidson / some short little spinner on day shift (alexa / is? Serenity / etc. Reviewed the others in the past. Been mainly stickin' with paradise.

[QUOTE=IntoNOut;2084493]They'll only make this prestigious list if they have done something extraordinary, without asking for tip. I won't detail what services I got, but if you know my handle, you'll know that I'm not easily satisfied. Here we go: Paradise: #23 of the bulls / simon says / the state of dallas / nick-e / celeste pizzas are yummy and affordable / uncle JESSe from full house /(all others girls should be obvious). DVCOI: Natia-business / harley davidson / some short little spinner on day shift (alexa / is? Serenity / etc. Reviewed the others in the past. Been mainly stickin' with paradise.[/QUOTE]I made it out to Paradise last week and yes, the values are there. However, the VIP at $300 a pop isn't very affordable. Especially considering that there are three girls that I wanted to extend an 'interview' too.

Did you get these special services in the $40 booth or did you have to take it to one of the VIP rooms?

I noticed they have the $100 VIP specials on Wed.. Anyone know if that is $100 for the regularly priced $300 or is it $100 for the regularly priced $150 VIP room?

[QUOTE=lammajohn;2086051]I made it out to Paradise last week and yes, the values are there. However, the VIP at $300 a pop isn't very affordable. Especially considering that there are three girls that I wanted to extend an 'interview' too.

Did you get these special services in the $40 booth or did you have to take it to one of the VIP rooms?

I noticed they have the $100 VIP specials on Wed.. Anyone know if that is $100 for the regularly priced $300 or is it $100 for the regularly priced $150 VIP room?[/QUOTE]Mainly in the 341 area and one in the $100 VIP. I won't do the $300 VIP. Just go on Wednesdays and it's 1/3 the price. It's different than the $150 rooms though. I've never done those, but I've heard they aren't worth it.

[QUOTE=IntoNOut;2086438]Mainly in the 341 area and one in the $100 VIP. I won't do the $300 VIP. Just go on Wednesdays and it's 1/3 the price. It's different than the $150 rooms though. I've never done those, but I've heard they aren't worth it.[/QUOTE]I went last night and yeah. Its $100 for 10 minutes. The regular VIP is $300 for 30 minutes. In other words, THE SAME PRICE worse room!

Never again.

[QUOTE=lammajohn;2087349]I went last night and yeah. Its $100 for 10 minutes. The regular VIP is $300 for 30 minutes. In other words, THE SAME PRICE worse room!

Never again.[/QUOTE]That is a very good point. Completely true though the actuality of how the 341's work is it will be 3 of them for $120 to take you to the 12 minute mark but time varies with shifts and DJs, and I'm thinking the VIP is more like 20-25 minutes. Much better room for sure. Much more room and privacy for uninhibited more natural action in the VIP.

Unfortunately, I could not count on a comfortable retirement if I get into the habit of spending $300 for short term slutmongering, so I don't do non-discounted VIPs. Synn is my speed at $100 for 15 minutes 6 days a week and $75 on Wednesday. So on any day you could take 3 dancers for VIPs for the price of 1 at Paradise if you have the endurance or rapid recharge circuit. Girls are much cuter too.

I have to limit myself to much preferred extended action in Tijuana where $300 plus food and wine and cerveza and hotel gets me 2-3 full days and nights of intense bliss with 1-2 adorable 18-22 year old morenitas or any smaller portion of said days and nights that I may prefer.

If I owned a cash cow my preference is the long high cost VIP, but being on a budget I'm happy that options like the Paradise 341 is available within a gallon of gasoline from home and 10 gallons covers a round trip drive to TJ. Btw, I'm not a cheapass at all. Just not very rich and at this time of my life I don't assign high cash value to wham bam thank you ma'am splooge extraction.