New to the forum and read what was written about Kelly from MU being a transexual. She's the mamasan - but looks like a lady to me. Can anyone confirm this?
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New to the forum and read what was written about Kelly from MU being a transexual. She's the mamasan - but looks like a lady to me. Can anyone confirm this?
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach a fish to ride a bicycle! Te He He[/QUOTE]Great. Just great! I am ROTF! Sometimes you just have to LOL. Especially here. Thanks for a good laugh!
Scott
Oh yea. Some of us DID learn to RTFF. And have been promoted to a SENIOR MEMBER. <<BOW thank you. Thank you. Please no cheering. Just throw money. Thank you! You are all too kind. (HAHAHA)
[QUOTE=Red330]New to the forum and read what was written about Kelly from MU being a transexual. She's the mamasan - but looks like a lady to me. Can anyone confirm this?[/QUOTE]
Nice try pal. Your time here is limited!
About time I made it to MU. Was greeted by Mms at the door. Very gracious and I do like her gams too. I'm hoping for her. She led me to the room took my .70 massage fee and said Miso would be in. Maybe next time. I got naked and lay on my belly.
And then in walks Miso, wearing short shorts and nice revealing top. A real cute spinner. About 5'0" tall with real nice a to b tits and a lucious petite bod. I took one look at her and I knew I had to have her. I couldn't wait, I got up, gave her a hug and gently squeezed her butt. I got no resistance. I started to reach under her blouse, still no resistance, and unsnapped her bra. She raised her arms up and I lifted her blouse. She says, no massage. I said later. I removed her bra and blouse in one sweeping movement. At this point she goes down on me. She grabs my joint at the root with her right hand and starts in and out going as far as she can with her throat. About this time, I'm in MU heaven. This goes on for about 15 min. I then broke it off and went for the gold. I took my raincoat from under the massage table cushion and handed it to her. I really think I could have skipped that. She laid width wise on the table and I inserted it. Wow, really tight. I said first time, here, she nodded yes. That's when I commenced pounding. Immediately she started yelling something in chinese. I realized she climaxed when she squeezed my arms and yelled . I said to myself, "Damn thats a tight little kitty. I wanted more. And I got more. We went into doggie I pounded once again and she laid her cheek on the pillow and really tensed up and did one loud pop. This time with little effort on my part. This little lady was really sexy. My favorite position was cg/rcg. So off we went. It wasn't very long before I popped. Wow, I just love her technique and rythm. This chick is one for the record. That was really Mu heaven. What a great way to spend an evening. We had about 15 min left so she decided to finish with a massage. The massage was also really good. I just laid there and enjoyed it. I then took a shower and left. When I left I told Kelly I wanted to see her next time. She said she'll be waiting and to hurry back. I definitely will.
.7
$.30
8,9,9
Was at BT a couple weeks back (new to the forum so sorry for late report). Normal MMS let me in and led me to the good room on the right. Only had time for half-hour. New girl comes in, young, maybe 30 tops. Massage was just ok, in fact it was mostly nails and fingertips. After a while flip and she goes topless and a decent HJ with plenty of fondling. 2 tip.
[QUOTE=Gus8441]My apologies, I did just see it...I will insert foot into mouth now.[/QUOTE]
Live and learn. Next, insert self in AMP (and then report back).
BD
Great report E Dog! And the MU report before too from NewB!
When I go to MU I never get girls like this. I usually get a girl named Comet who is an Afram, who appears to be the only one there other than Kelly, and not too good (at massage or other). If I call for an appt and ask for Mimi or a young oreintal they are not available. I go about 1 or 2 in the afternoon which may be the problem. At what times do you generally go to MU? Maybe I am going too early.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]About time I made it to MU. Was greeted by Mms at the door. Very gracious and I do like her gams too. I'm hoping for her. She led me to the room took my .70 massage fee and said Miso would be in. Maybe next time. I got naked and lay on my belly.
And then in walks Miso, wearing short shorts and nice revealing top. A real cute spinner. About 5'0" tall with real nice a to b tits and a lucious petite bod. I took one look at her and I knew I had to have her. I couldn't wait, I got up, gave her a hug and gently squeezed her butt. I got no resistance. I started to reach under her blouse, still no resistance, and unsnapped her bra. She raised her arms up and I lifted her blouse. She says, no massage. I said later. I removed her bra and blouse in one sweeping movement. At this point she goes down on me. She grabs my joint at the root with her right hand and starts in and out going as far as she can with her throat. About this time, I'm in MU heaven. This goes on for about 15 min. I then broke it off and went for the gold. I took my raincoat from under the massage table cushion and handed it to her. I really think I could have skipped that. She laid width wise on the table and I inserted it. Wow, really tight. I said first time, here, she nodded yes. That's when I commenced pounding. Immediately she started yelling something in chinese. I realized she climaxed when she squeezed my arms and yelled . I said to myself, "Damn thats a tight little kitty. I wanted more. And I got more. We went into doggie I pounded once again and she laid her cheek on the pillow and really tensed up and did one loud pop. This time with little effort on my part. This little lady was really sexy. My favorite position was cg/rcg. So off we went. It wasn't very long before I popped. Wow, I just love her technique and rythm. This chick is one for the record. That was really Mu heaven. What a great way to spend an evening. We had about 15 min left so she decided to finish with a massage. The massage was also really good. I just laid there and enjoyed it. I then took a shower and left. When I left I told Kelly I wanted to see her next time. She said she'll be waiting and to hurry back. I definitely will.
.7
$.30
8,9,9[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a lot of BS to me, at no AMP are you going to get fs for $30 LMAO
I thought I would post this report for any of you driving to Florida or other areas down south. I was driving back to Maryland from Florida this week and saw a sign on I 95 for Osaka Spa. I figured WTF, why not try some different talent. It was really easy to find too and not like any Asian spa I have seen in Maryland. If you are familiar with South of the Border, it is located at the same Exit 1, US 301 south. Go about a mile past South of the Border on the right side. You can't miss it. It's a separate building, completely lighted, with a 3' high sign with Osaka Spa on it. There is nothing secret about it. There is some kind of strip joint next to it.
Anyway, I walked in and of course was asked if I had been there before by the MMS. I said I was just driving by and saw their sign on 95. Then the provider came in and started asking a bunch of questions about being there before and my experience. Many were the same questions the MMS asked. I told her that I driving my motorhome back from Florida and thought I would stop in. She said, "you have a motorhome?" Then she told me it was $.7 for the massage and when I gave her the money she left the room again. I think she went and checked to see if I was telling the truth. My 40' motorhome was right outside their door and I guess that worked because when she came back the questons stopped and we began doing business.
The provider's name was Chenn or Chemm or something like that. Nice looking and in her early thirties I think and spoke the best English of any provider I ever had. We did the shower which was OK and I passed on the sauna. When she came back to the room she jumped up on the table and sat on my butt to give me a massage. I could tell she had no underwear on too. The massage was sort of sensual but not that good. She did have a nice lite touch on all the right places though. I suggested it was time to turn over and she said OK. That is when the negotiations started. She asked what I wanted and I asked for a BJ. She said that would be $. I said, "you have got to be kidding!" In Maryland I can get that for $.4 to $.6. She told me I could just get a massage and that would be OK but we negotiated on $.5 for a HJ. She wanted to know why I was doing that to her. That is way too much, but I was already there. I found on the forum for South Carolina that the rate for FS there is $1.3 on top of the house fee.
Things really got better at this point. She got totally naked which is when I realized that she had a really kick-ass body. She was at least a D and they were all natural. They really stood out (sorry) on her very thin body. Then she got up on the table and laid beside me and started to play nice and soft. Eventually she sat up and really gave me one of the best HJ I ever had. Of course the hands were able to wander where ever I wanted. When done, we still had about 20 min. left so she laid down again and we had a really nice conversation while she continued to lightly rub my body. I finally learned about how they move around and how they find work at different places. It was nice to be able to talk to an Asian provider for a change.
Even though it was expensive and a hard sell, the experience turned out to be a good one. Check out the reports on the South Carolina board; specifically SC-other areas. Next time to Florida I will definately stop back.
Great report Excellent Dude, sounds like you had an Excellent Time! My only question is, you only paid $. 3 as a tip for that service?
SL
[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]About time I made it to MU. Was greeted by Mms at the door. Very gracious and I do like her gams too. I'm hoping for her. She led me to the room took my. 70 massage fee and said Miso would be in. Maybe next time. I got naked and lay on my belly.
And then in walks Miso, wearing short shorts and nice revealing top. A real cute spinner. About 5'0" tall with real nice a to be tits and a lucious petite bod. I took one look at her and I knew I had to have her. I couldn't wait, I got up, gave her a hug and gently squeezed her butt. I got no resistance. I started to reach under her blouse, still no resistance, and unsnapped her bra. She raised her arms up and I lifted her blouse. She says, no massage. I said later. I removed her bra and blouse in one sweeping movement. At this point she goes down on me. She grabs my joint at the root with her right hand and starts in and out going as far as she can with her throat. About this time, I'm in MU heaven. This goes on for about 15 min. I then broke it off and went for the gold. I took my raincoat from under the massage table cushion and handed it to her. I really think I could have skipped that. She laid width wise on the table and I inserted it. Wow, really tight. I said first time, here, she nodded yes. That's when I commenced pounding. Immediately she started yelling something in Chinese. I realized she climaxed when she squeezed my arms and yelled. I said to myself, "Damn thats a tight little kitty. I wanted more. And I got more. We went into doggie I pounded once again and she laid her cheek on the pillow and really tensed up and did one loud pop. This time with little effort on my part. This little lady was really sexy. My favorite position was cg/rcg. So off we went. It wasn't very long before I popped. Wow, I just love her technique and rythm. This chick is one for the record. That was really Mu heaven. What a great way to spend an evening. We had about 15 min left so she decided to finish with a massage. The massage was also really good. I just laid there and enjoyed it. I then took a shower and left. When I left I told Kelly I wanted to see her next time. She said she'll be waiting and to hurry back. I definitely will.
. 7
$. 30
8, 9, 9[/QUOTE]
Loco : Please read the forum abbreviations at the beginning of the forum.
Otay, Thanks for the tip. I am visiting here in Centreville, Va. and will visit Chenn on the way back. I will definitely report. I hope she looks as you say.
I want to thank you ahead of time. I think it will be real nice.
I know another Chen whom I'll never see again. I used to be in love with her..
XLT DUDE
You Said: Please read the forum abbreviations at the beginning of the forum.
I read the abbrevialtions and here is what I found relating to money:
Terms and Abbreviations List
$ $100
$$ $200
$$$ $300
$$$.5 $350 (get it?)
I think you are seeing things just like the experience you thought you had at MU
So I asked about Kelly last week and Baltimore Slim gave me some comment that I didn't understand. He never responded to a personal message so eff it, I'll share what happened. I'm a newb to the board and I REALLY appreciate the info that's shared here.
Last week I dropped into MU on a weekday about 4pm. Kelly answered the door and said everyone was busy for at least 15 minutes so I could have her or wait. I said she's fine and we went into the room. I had been there before but only once and just got an HJ. Kelly is all business, I guess she wasn't sure about me. I told her I wanted FS and we joke about CBJs, but she wasn't forthcoming despite my roaming hands, which she wasn't stopping. So I stopped her to try and make her feel comfortable I laid some money on the table. More than I should have, but I was trying to make her feel comfortable. It probably did the opposite. I put down 1. 4. So to make her at ease I just said, whatever you want to do this time is fine, I'll come back. She apparently got comfortable because she got naked, and proceeded to do a really nice massage. She flipped me after a while and kept on going beginning with an HJ before offering me to titty fuck her. Which I did before popping on her neck and chest. It was well worth the money.
Can't wait to go back.
Heard so much about Jade Heart from the Web I thought I'd really try it.
I finally found the place and parked out back. Walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. Mms answers, I walked in and settled on Candy. Mms escorts me to the room, where she says to get comfy and left. So I got naked and sat on the chair. About 5 minutes later, in walks candy. A little baby fat but was more delightful than not. She said to me, what would you like. I said you. I then walked up to her and put my arms around her and gave her that sexy look stairring into her eyes. She commented that she thought I was handsome and she wanted me too. I then sat back on the chair again and had her back up on my stiff rod. Nothing was said about a cover. So I enjoyed that real silky feel of her insides. I grabbed her hips and pushed her forward as I moved my hips backward. and then vice versa. After about 10 minutes I almost popped so I had to stop. I had her lay on the massage table on her belly and I went for the paydirt and I mean paydirt. Surprisingly she did not complain so I just kept inserting until my balls hit her cushiony bottom. Wow, unbelieveable. I then began pumping as hard and as fast as I could. She really tightened up and yelled throughout ending in a climactic screem. Wow even my old girlfriend never felt like that. I then turned her over and wanted cg/rcg so I could pop. We went at it in my favorite position. She was reeling and I was feeling an upward spiral in my sexual areas. And Bam I popped. She must have felt that load all the way in her throat. This woman was truly one to have and to hold and to pop with.
My old friend Chen could never hold a candle to this exciting woman. Candy did me like only a real woman could. Wow.
Will be back for more.
'7
$.0
8, 8, 8
[QUOTE=Red330]So I asked about Kelly last week and Baltimore Slim gave me some comment that I didn't understand. He never responded to a personal message so eff it, I'll share what happened. I'm a newb to the board and I REALLY appreciate the info that's shared here.
Last week I dropped into MU on a weekday about 4pm. Kelly answered the door and said everyone was busy for at least 15 minutes so I could have her or wait. I said she's fine and we went into the room. I had been there before but only once and just got an HJ. Kelly is all business, I guess she wasn't sure about me. I told her I wanted FS and we joke about CBJs, but she wasn't forthcoming despite my roaming hands, which she wasn't stopping. So I stopped her to try and make her feel comfortable I laid some money on the table. More than I should have, but I was trying to make her feel comfortable. It probably did the opposite. I put down 1. 4. So to make her at ease I just said, whatever you want to do this time is fine, I'll come back. She apparently got comfortable because she got naked, and proceeded to do a really nice massage. She flipped me after a while and kept on going beginning with an HJ before offering me to titty fuck her. Which I did before popping on her neck and chest. It was well worth the money.
Can't wait to go back.[/QUOTE]
DUDE you remind me of the guy that went to see a shrink completely nude except for a piece of clear saran wrap around his middle. The shrink said I can clearly see your nuts. Maybe this was you because of your last two post I can clearly see your nuts..DUDE wake up and get a life...F?S for free!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO