General Reports

Can they really do this?

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[QUOTE=ThePussyHunter;2717048]This is so dumb, I myself will admit that I am a proud monger but if they send me a letter I will just say that I was asking the woman for directions...[/QUOTE]I'm trying to think the last time I've had to ask anyone (except my cell phone) for directions.

My UTR is up for grabs. Seniors only. PM for digits. $ a date. All covered. 5'5" and 125. Firm everywhere except the tummy. I am done seeing her. Saw her 30 times over a 5 month period. Reliable most of the time. She is 21 and not into partying, just playing.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;2765225]My UTR is up for grabs. Seniors only. PM for digits. $ a date. All covered. 5'5" and 125. Firm everywhere except the tummy. I am done seeing her. Saw her 30 times over a 5 month period. Reliable most of the time. She is 21 and not into partying, just playing.[/QUOTE]I got to say damn look at the size of the earrings she wears, its just about the diameter of her head. Not bad looking and if she was closer to the Long Beach area I would be hitting you up for her digits.

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2765550]I got to say damn look at the size of the earrings she wears, its just about the diameter of her head. Not bad looking and if she was closer to the Long Beach area I would be hitting you up for her digits.

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]Typical hood style earrings. Nothing more.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;2765225]My UTR is up for grabs. Seniors only. PM for digits. $ a date. All covered. 5'5" and 125. Firm everywhere except the tummy. I am done seeing her. Saw her 30 times over a 5 month period. Reliable most of the time. She is 21 and not into partying, just playing.[/QUOTE]I'm defiantly interested if you like to share.

[QUOTE=HappyMan4242;2769031]I'm defiantly interested if you like to share.[/QUOTE]Just Pm me anytime.

Fuys. Burbbbp.

I love You's.

Live bugs. No remits.

Haha ha.

Hugs galore.

Peace!

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2795591]Fuys. Burbbbp.

I love You's.

Live bugs. No remits.

Haha ha.

Hugs galore.

Peace![/QUOTE]Love you too man!

I posted this in the General Reports for California but I think with the Baldy and Daddy L. Refference it may belong in the L. A. General Reports. Sorry for the double post.

Ok Valentine's Day tomorrow so here is how you turn an encounter into a bare-back-no-holds-bar-mind-blowing experience. Maybe even anal who knows. And this works with a with a high maintenance SO to a one time anonymous fuck. Just don't let them see the 99 Cent Only Store plastic bag or receipt.

First of all I have to give credit to the other experienced mongers that have shared their knowledge, some still around and some gone like Baldy and Daddy L.

Now got to to say I'm not cheap but (between you and me) I often feel like however much money I spend at this game I never have enough. Here's how you can play like a player while keeping your expenditures real. In other words how to get the biggest bang for your monger buck.

Second the 99 Cent Only Store is your best friend. For $10 you can make quite an impression. Yes that's about the price of a "I love Baldy Cruiser" t shirt.

Here are some suggestions for your shopping list. You can never go wrong with a card. It don't matter if it's Valentines, Birthday or whatever stupid kitten shit. Chicks eat that shit up. And here is a break-down of what's in the picture:

A. Clothes, in this case T Shirt but leg warmers and bras are also a good bet.

B. Fishnet stocking, these speak for themselves.

C. Moscato a sweet white wine. Baldy taught me that one.

D. Lots of panties, the flimsier the better. You can rip them off with your teeth.

E. Condoms; very important. It shows you have good intentions and it's your lady who decides that you are so thoughtful that she's is going to give it up to you bare. You got that. , "SHE is going to give it up to you bare". That is always a mind blowing f 'ing turn-on!

F. Chocolate roses, but almost any candy or chocolate will work.

G. Jewelry is good, in this case multi strand necklace with matching earrings. But heart shaped pendants on chains will do the trick.

Every thing listed above is 99 cents, except the wine which is a princely $2.99. Happy Mongering!

[QUOTE=Livinitup;2796481]I posted this in the General Reports for California but I think with the Baldy and Daddy L. Refference it may belong in the L. A. General Reports. Sorry for the double post.

Ok Valentine's Day tomorrow so here is how you turn an encounter into a bare-back-no-holds-bar-mind-blowing experience. Maybe even anal who knows. And this works with a with a high maintenance SO to a one time anonymous fuck. Just don't let them see the 99 Cent Only Store plastic bag or receipt.

First of all I have to give credit to the other experienced mongers that have shared their knowledge, some still around and some gone like Baldy and Daddy L.

Now got to to say I'm not cheap but (between you and me) I often feel like however much money I spend at this game I never have enough. Here's how you can play like a player while keeping your expenditures real. In other words how to get the biggest bang for your monger buck.

Second the 99 Cent Only Store is your best friend. For $10 you can make quite an impression. Yes that's about the price of a "I love Baldy Cruiser" t shirt.

Here are some suggestions for your shopping list. You can never go wrong with a card. It don't matter if it's Valentines, Birthday or whatever stupid kitten shit. Chicks eat that shit up. And here is a break-down of what's in the picture:

A. Clothes, in this case T Shirt but leg warmers and bras are also a good bet.

B. Fishnet stocking, these speak for themselves.

C. Moscato a sweet white wine. Baldy taught me that one.

D. Lots of panties, the flimsier the better. You can rip them off with your teeth.

E. Condoms; very important. It shows you have good intentions and it's your lady who decides that you are so thoughtful that she's is going to give it up to you bare. You got that. , "SHE is going to give it up to you bare". That is always a mind blowing f 'ing turn-on!

F. Chocolate roses, but almost any candy or chocolate will work.

G. Jewelry is good, in this case multi strand necklace with matching earrings. But heart shaped pendants on chains will do the trick.

Every thing listed above is 99 cents, except the wine which is a princely $2.99. Happy Mongering![/QUOTE]I learned about the moscato the same way.
Except I get the $13 bottles. In case I want a sip too.

I got picked by an artist de coitus.

She is so tight. She bought me chocolates. Her pussy is 30% tighter and righter than you average country chicks.

Remarkably, her asshole can squeeze out diamonds.

A true sweetheart.

We be on the phone hot list for, I'm coming over. She be talking sexy, saying bring yo friends... Rocking with the Super Sperm.

Anyone have suggestions like a pill or product from stores my issue is staying hard after my first pop.

[QUOTE=ScytheN117;2821310]Anyone have suggestions like a pill or product from stores my issue is staying hard after my first pop.[/QUOTE]Why not just take cialis or viagra. Guaranteed to work everytime.

[QUOTE=ScytheN117;2821310]Anyone have suggestions like a pill or product from stores my issue is staying hard after my first pop.[/QUOTE]I went into my local smoke shop and bought an XPlode and it did nothing. I asked the guy behind the counter if he got any feedback from customers and this guy could not have cared less. Total dick.

I went into an adult store, and the guy said his top sellers were the Rhino line and XTenz. I haven't tried them yet, but I will let you know.