[QUOTE=Buckeye63;6376861]I met this lady about 3 weeks ago and I have to say it is probably the strangest experience I have ever had.
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I made contact and she asked how long and I asked for 30 minutes to which she quoted $ for FS. I said ok. And she asked what time and gave me directions. As I was driving to her place she called, which I don't like, and told me to call her when I get 5 minutes out and she would give me the exact location. At 5 minutes out I was given the address and I arrived on time. As I approached the door I heard someone from 2 doors away yell at me and told me to come to this door. I guess it wasn't actually the correct address.
I went inside and she directed me to the couch. She sat beside me on the couch and asked for donation upfront. I gave her the Benjamin and said she needed to drop it in the safe because she worked for someone else and then money needed to be there. When she returned she sat on the chair opposite and proceeded to explain the rules. As she explained, according to Ohio law, Full Service is defined as "Mutual Masturbation" and that was all that was allowed. I gave a little chuckle. I said that is not what full service is and mutual masturbation eliminates quite a lot of the activities you offer on your ad. She then said that the person she works for writes the ad.
OK. I had already given the donation so I asked how do we start. She said to get undressed and she would get undressed and I would stay where I was sitting and she would on the other side of me. On a totally different chair. How am I supposed to touch you from here? You don't. You take care of yourself and she will do herself. That is not mutual masturbation, just masturbation. So am I allowed to touch you? No. Ok. Thank you. I am leaving. Since we didn't do anything can I get some of my money back? I already put it in the safe and I do not have access. Sorry.
Good bye and never again.
I hope you guys avoid the same fate.[/QUOTE]Sounds like some of the old scams from the dispatch ad days LOL.
