Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2927183]Sorry dude. She is ours now LOL. Delivering your message won't even be a thought the next time I'm laying on her table. LOL.

BG111.[/QUOTE]Sorry BG, but it will be like that song you hear in the morning and can't get it out of your head all day.

You will remember my comment next time you are with Lily, until you pass along my message.

P.S. _ I am still very jealous.

Jay, amazing review bro. I simply couldn't stop myself from LOL. Your review made me to make firm decision not to venture into longwood water for massages. Thank Bro, this is fucking good and I am still laughing. That old crazy woman needs to switch to something else, before it spreads to other regions.

NB1.

[QUOTE=Jay7005;2927358]All right. I will try to keep this short, but it may be difficult.

I should start by saying I worked up in Lake Mary 10 years ago. And I would occasionally visit an AMP up in Longwood. As luck would have it, I passed by this same MP today and thought I would stop in. Big mistake. I'll explain:

I was greeted at the door by what I assumed was the mamasan, except she was in shorts and a wife beater with no bra. Her nipples clearly visible on the ends of her large breasts. Which would have been great except her gut was even larger. And in the wife beater it just left nothing to the imagination.

Again, I assumed she was the mamasan so I followed her to the room, paid my $60 and got undressed. 5 minutes later, mamasan returned. She asked my name. And then began repeating my name over and over, like some kind of chant. Now, sometimes a woman saying your name repeatedly can be exciting. This was annoying.

She was fast and rough. It was like speed massage. How quick can she go? And most of it was forearms and elbows. I thought she was using a rolling pin! 10 minutes in I'm dreading my decision, and trying to figure out how to extract myself. But it gets worse. She begins to massage my ass and legs. Again using her elbows. I feared she was going to shove her elbow up my asshole! At one point, she was rubbing up against me and I thought her large breast had come to rest in my up turned palm. Ok, this isn't so bad. I shrank in horror realizing it was a large roll of belly fat!

By this point I'm thinking a happy ending is out of the question. No way junior is going to respond after this abuse. It was at that moment that she almost screamed: "your name is. And she proceeded to spell it out. Now, I should say. My real name has a unique spelling. And she spelled it the unique way. When I confirmed. She screamed again: "I remember you! Where you been? I miss you. You not come for long time. It been 10 years!

Fuck. Now there's no escaping. Mamasan is the woman who used to massage me 10 years ago. Except she is more fat, more old, and more impatient, and she is determined to give me a happy ending. I'm actually praying junior doesn't respond so I can make an excuse. But damn it, junior rises in spite of my subconscious telling him to stay down.

We finish the deed, she starts asking how I liked it. "It's good, yes? Like you remember, yes? I do good, yes?" I quickly dressed, threw two 20's on the table and practically ran.

Here is the lesson: Thomas Wolfe said: "you can't go home again. " And it's true. Never has he been more right. I will never go there again. I will even never drive down that road again!

Carry on friends. And avoid a particular AMP in Longwood.

Jay.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YoWarn;2925771]I personally don't include BBBJ when I review someone as GFE. Those who provide that option are usually reviewed as specifically giving BBBJ. There is only one that does this as CB as far as I am aware, and I stay away from that one because I don't need any extras to go home with.

If that was all you were after, you should have asked for the provider that others have commented on providing BBBJ.[/QUOTE]GFE means "girlfriend experience" so unless your girlfriend makes you wear a condom when she's giving you a blowjob, BBBJ should be included. If you're worried about taking any "extras" home with you, I wouldn't be. If this were the case my dick would have fallen off by now and I have seen every girl that has worked there since they opened their doors. I was just in there the other day and just by luck I got to see all the girls at once. I was like a puppy with 2 peters! Seeing them all together was a sight to see. All of them decked to the T with their little skin tight dresses on and looking fine as hell. CB really has some beautiful girls working right now and I think I will have to visit them again tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Laharvardkid;2926376]Been going to CB every couple weeks since they opened, only had 3 bbjs not many DFK. Heard Sara does bbj but no one else that is there now that I know of. Just my 2 cents.

Laharvardkid.[/QUOTE]I have been going there regularly myself since they opened and obviously YMMV does apply. A guy that has been going there on a regular basis like myself and is always clean, well groomed and treats the girls with respect is more likely to get a GFE experience than someone who has never been there or has less than proper hygiene when they go there. I'm pretty sure this same thing applies to any AMP or provider out there. So play your cards right, have a little patience and you will have the time of your life.

[QUOTE=FloggingMolly;2887054]All the Luxsa girls don't use real photos.

Natalie is for real, even though the pics are not her. Natalie actually looks alot like Kiera Nightly, with all natural Dee's. Very, Very attractive. She works from the same spa as Lilyana and Kaylah in Oviedo.

FS and extras are not available, but a good, quality body rub and sensual finish are. I'll be booking again, for certain.

PM me for details. Long time lurker, new poster.[/QUOTE]Can be wondering why not post the real pictures, if you said than is very attractive? Is this a real fitness training with DD's and great butt or is just and slim girl?

[QUOTE=Nohassles;2927904]I stopped by here the other day after having read a little about them. I have been a long time fan and customer and other area AMPs but was looking for something new and different that day. Was greeted at the door by average looking 40 ish Korean woman. She said her name is Jody. I would say 5-6 on AMP scale. She quoted $80 for hour. I hesitated only a moment and she quickly said "but if you stay now I can do $70". That was enough incentive for me to stay. She proceeded with a better than average massage, regularly checking with me to see if the pressure was ok, etc. She was friendly and upbeat. She offered hot stones which I took and she made that a very pleasant experience. And one I don't get very often. Near the end she stopped and gave me that unsure look and asked "what do you want now? I reached back and gave her upper leg a soft rub and told her to finish with light touch. She did an ok tease, but not as good as I've gotten elsewhere. On the flip she starts working on junior but without much sensuality. I started roaming, she didn't object but didn't really make it easy for me and she wasn't encouraging about it. I got some utc roaming but, again, she wasn't voluntarily assisting. In the beginning I asked about a shower and she told me they only had a stand up shower. I told her I might take one at the end. She cleaned me up pretty well with hot towels and I didn't take the shower. In summary, she has a nice body and an ok face. . . Terrific massage and basic utc roaming he. I might repeat to see if she warms up a little. The location is very convenient for me.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-relaxing-asian-hot-stone-massage-sr-436-altamonte-springs-407-917-5588/15144255[/URL][/QUOTE]Been there thrice. It doesn't get any better.

Base upon some earlier reviews, and some common sense, we should all be aware by now that the pics in the ad for Natalie are not her. However, she is hot!

Someone mentioned Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman and I would agree with those comparisons, when they were 23 and if they were fitness models instead of actresses. And Nat has better boobs.

She is also pricey as can be seen from her ad. One of the best experiences I've had though. I can only compare her to the porcelain Hailey who used to be over off conway / michigan but retired a few years ago.

Attitude 10, appearance 10, massage 6 (good effort but she is not Lilyana).

FYI. It is Lily on the other end of the phone / text and she takes care of Natalie's scheduling.

Be safe,

CC.

[QUOTE=HonestGuy;2886210]..., the pics are from a famous model Abigail Ratchford.

[URL]http://www.officialabigailratchford.com[/URL]

[URL]https://www.pinterest.com/pin/418482990352223907/[/URL]

Also she is posting in Vancouver:[URL]http://vancouver.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sasha-the-russian-princess/8995571[/URL].[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SanFordBB;2928339]Been there thrice. It doesn't get any better.[/QUOTE]I don't live on that side of town yet was driving through a while back and Magic was not doing it for me, stopped by [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-to-asian-paradise-gorgeous-asian-staff/11837263[/URL] where I met a pretty, busty 30 something Asain gal who went by "The Singing Lady" . Had no real expectations but when her top came off on the flip, WOW and then she climbed on the table, rubbed those beauties against me while flicking her tongue around B2 B, I left happy. Total dmg $. 5 but she said next time $$. Next time was better, gave $. 5, she said next time $$. Went 1 more time where she rushed me a bit and still wanted $$, gave $. 2 and hadn't been back. For $$, I go to CB but in that area, she was the best and did sing.

[QUOTE=Black904;2927631]Was in town new years eve and made a stop at an AMP notfar from sea world but can't remember the name. It was in a strip mall with a restaurant on one side and a souvenir ahop on the other. This probably describes several AMPs in orlando, but hoping someone can help me out. I'm headed back to town and want to give them another try as I saw potential as I was leaving. Why didn't I review the firstvisit? Because outside of a lttle shower play from a chubby chick, nothing else happend.[/QUOTE]Sorry bud, they closed. It was a great place but all we have now is CB.

[QUOTE=MarcAlec;2928558]I don't live on that side of town yet was driving through a while back and Magic was not doing it for me, stopped by [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-to-asian-paradise-gorgeous-asian-staff/11837263[/URL] where I met a pretty, busty 30 something Asain gal who went by "The Singing Lady" . Had no real expectations but when her top came off on the flip, WOW and then she climbed on the table, rubbed those beauties against me while flicking her tongue around B2 B, I left happy. Total dmg $. 5 but she said next time $$. Next time was better, gave $. 5, she said next time $$. Went 1 more time where she rushed me a bit and still wanted $$, gave $. 2 and hadn't been back. For $$, I go to CB but in that area, she was the best and did sing.[/QUOTE]That was summer my ATF AMP girl without FS. Dang you had to go there now I'm craving her.

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;2927573]I had the same experience. Boy if she was nude, it would have been a great b2 b. At one point she was blowing on my dick and I thought she was going to give me a little BJ.[/QUOTE]I was reading your review, could you tell me where this spa is, I could not find it and is that the name of it, thanks.

[QUOTE=SanFordBB;2928339]Been there thrice. It doesn't get any better.[/QUOTE]I was wondering was her name Jody or Judy, thanks.

If anyone has a verifiable way to get a hold of Longwood Lisa / downtown Lisa / IHOP Lucia, please PM me.

[QUOTE=Duby333;2928602]I was reading your review, could you tell me where this spa is, I could not find it and is that the name of it, thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet_asian_g-i-rls/9065730[/URL]

Been to it twice quite some time ago and I had a pretty good experience both times, has anyone been there recently? Do they have new girls or same 2 girls?