Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5462378]I've overpaid way too often, so I'm no one to talk. But if I'm following, we've got:

1. The entry fee, $100 for an hour? I'm guessing, I have no idea.

2. And then upsell for DATY $140.

3. Another upsell offered for FIV $100.

So you're spending nearly $400 and not even getting any actual action on your dick except presumably a hand job? What am I missing here?[/QUOTE]$60 for hour massage. $100 tip which included her pants and bra off. No lick or fiv, just rub with her tug.

[QUOTE=Shooter61;5462970]$60 for hour massage. $100 tip which included her pants and bra off. No lick or fiv, just rub with her tug.[/QUOTE]You can see Asian Mia for less than that and have that and way more.

[QUOTE=BrunoMadison;5463135]You can see Asian Mia for less than that and have that and way more.[/QUOTE]Seeing escorts on your schedule is a hit / miss challenge. I have seen Mia in the past and haven't had much luck seeing her recently. By the time she replies, my window of opportunity has vanished.

[QUOTE=Shooter61;5463252]Seeing escorts on your schedule is a hit / miss challenge. I have seen Mia in the past and haven't had much luck seeing her recently. By the time she replies, my window of opportunity has vanished.[/QUOTE]Always easier to schedule a time you know when you are available.

Afternoon fellas! Has anyone been to the Asian Massage in Cross Plains? I was unable to find any postings on it here. I stumbled across it when heading over to the firearms store and when I saw the store I was like. Damn I didn't come prepared. LOL! Anyhow if anyone has any juice on it, appreciate the info. PM if you like.

Made a visit to the X05 earlier today. Quiet as a church, walked right in. Was greeted by my MT, a plain looking woman, tall - 5'7-ish, straight dark hair to her shoulders. Code name Anna; I'm guessing late 30's. Opted for the 60 min treatment, standard donation. Wasn't 30 seconds in and Anna's pelvis was pressed against the top of my head and teasing everything down below. A wee bit leery about the way it started out pressure-wise, the rub quickly improved. In fact, it was a pretty darned good rub, even though I only specified "medium". During, she allowed me to caress the backs of her thighs and a $$, which was pretty tiny and rock solid. When I tried to check things out on the front side and asked if it was ok, she simply moved my hand aside. Halfway through, she exited the room, presumably to get a hot towel before proceeding. But what surprisingly came before the towel was 10 min of hot stone treatment. Delightful. On the flip, she applied some oil and got right to business. As I worked at checking her out, she indicated that access to her bare breasts was. 6. If her bra would have been loose enough to completely expose the ta-tas (which it wasn't), they would have proven to be very small and quite flaccid. Nipples however were large and perky. Further inquiry indicated it would be an additional. 4 to get into her pants. Nah, based on the overall experience so far, I wasn't that interested. I'm older and it takes me a while to get "motivated". Apparently it wasn't happening fast enough to satisfy Anna. She started jackhammering, made numerous references to "you ready yet, soon?, deep sighs, starts and stops, etc. " There was still plenty of time left in my hour but she clearly wanted a quick finish. Frustrated myself, I left with 10 minutes remaining and an UE. Definitely will not return. During our time together, Anna thanked me several times for coming and also explained that that AMP had been under the current management for just 2 months. If my dissatisfaction is any indicator, I'll be surprised if they last 6 months.

[QUOTE=DPMonger;5463746]Afternoon fellas! Has anyone been to the Asian Massage in Cross Plains? I was unable to find any postings on it here. I stumbled across it when heading over to the firearms store and when I saw the store I was like. Damn I didn't come prepared. LOL! Anyhow if anyone has any juice on it, appreciate the info. PM if you like.[/QUOTE]Patronized the place about 3 years ago. Ending was completely SS at that time. Swung past a few weeks ago and the place was all closed up; no signs of life. Following.

Friend who lives nearby said discussion on Facebook about the AMP. Told me people are unhappy with this in neighbourhood. Trying to get it shut down? Someone posting pictures of people coming and going? I cannot get access to Eken park page. Private and neighbours only. Anyone confirm?

There are two Eken park Facebook pages. One public and one private where they discuss issues. You have to prove residency or be invited.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5464740]Friend who lives nearby said discussion on Facebook about the AMP. Told me people are unhappy with this in neighbourhood. Trying to get it shut down? Someone posting pictures of people coming and going? I cannot get access to Eken park page. Private and neighbours only. Anyone confirm?

There are two Eken park Facebook pages. One public and one private where they discuss issues. You have to prove residency or be invited.[/QUOTE]There used to be a Facebook page with pictures of guys going into AMPs that was busy for a bit but now it's no longer there. I believe there was one for the Spring Grove AMP as well. Just people with too much time on their hands.

Those pages start out gangbusters but don't last long or people stop caring. If it's private all the better leave it locked up so no one can see LOL.

[QUOTE=TheHand;5465181]There used to be a Facebook page with pictures of guys going into AMPs that was busy for a bit but now it's no longer there. I believe there was one for the Spring Grove AMP as well. Just people with too much time on their hands.

Those pages start out gangbusters but don't last long or people stop caring. If it's private all the better leave it locked up so no one can see LOL.[/QUOTE]Agreed, but I don't want to go to an AMP where the neighbours are complaining and taking pictures. That's the only reason for police to take notice. Remember Monona 4 years ago?

[QUOTE=BrunoMadison;5463135]You can see Asian Mia for less than that and have that and way more.[/QUOTE]What's her contact pm if like.

[QUOTE=DIrie999;5463956]Made a visit to the X05 earlier today. Quiet as a church, walked right in. Was greeted by my MT, a plain looking woman, tall - 5'7-ish, straight dark hair to her shoulders. Code name Anna; I'm guessing late 30's. Opted for the 60 min treatment, standard donation. Wasn't 30 seconds in and Anna's pelvis was pressed against the top of my head and teasing everything down below. A wee bit leery about the way it started out pressure-wise, the rub quickly improved. In fact, it was a pretty darned good rub, even though I only specified "medium". During, she allowed me to caress the backs of her thighs and a $$, which was pretty tiny and rock solid. When I tried to check things out on the front side and asked if it was ok, she simply moved my hand aside. Halfway through, she exited the room, presumably to get a hot towel before proceeding. But what surprisingly came before the towel was 10 min of hot stone treatment. Delightful. On the flip, she applied some oil and got right to business. As I worked at checking her out, she indicated that access to her bare breasts was. 6. If her bra would have been loose enough to completely expose the ta-tas (which it wasn't), they would have proven to be very small and quite flaccid. Nipples however were large and perky. Further inquiry indicated it would be an additional. 4 to get into her pants. Nah, based on the overall experience so far, I wasn't that interested. I'm older and it takes me a while to get "motivated". Apparently it wasn't happening fast enough to satisfy Anna. She started jackhammering, made numerous references to "you ready yet, soon?, deep sighs, starts and stops, etc. " There was still plenty of time left in my hour but she clearly wanted a quick finish. Frustrated myself, I left with 10 minutes remaining and an UE. Definitely will not return. During our time together, Anna thanked me several times for coming and also explained that that AMP had been under the current management for just 2 months. If my dissatisfaction is any indicator, I'll be surprised if they last 6 months.[/QUOTE]Which place is that? I'm traveling through for work and don't know the area at all.

[QUOTE=BackPain7;5467121]What's her contact pm if like.[/QUOTE][URL]https://asianmia.ch/wp/[/URL]

But seriously mongers. Basic google search is your friend!!

Based on recent reviews I gave Paradise a chance. Been 2 years since the last time I went there. MT said she worked there two. Two what. I don't know. I was hoping for a slow relaxing teasing massage and release, so I asked for soft. I got none of that. Just a lazy weak rub covered by a towel the entire time. She asked me if I was cold about 100 times and I said no I am not, please take the towel off. Never happened. Flip and it just got worse. She said 5 minutes. Tapped on my leg and asked OK? I was already ignoring her, and actually wanted to get up and leave. She asked OK 3 more times. WTF, I wasn't even hard, and then she thinks she is going to get a $40 tip? I actually made her bring me $10 change back because that was what she was worth.

Leaving frustrated, I went immediately to North, for the first time ever. Before my face even hit the pillow I was offered FS. There was some room for negotiation, but she opened with $160 so that wasn't happening. Basically, anything penetrating anything was going to be that amount. I asked MT if she could do the massage nude. Nope. Then I learned that DATY was $80. I was like, is that $40 for standard HE plus $80 for DATY, and she said total. An extra $40 seemed like a good value when part of a hour package. Message continued with lots of elbows and knuckles. My muscles got worked pretty good actually. MT was very enthusiastic. She used her pelvis to ride my back. I never got any vibe that she was not into it. She also made sure I was staying up for her. Ultimately I did not finish until the last 5 minutes of my hour, so I do not know what kind of follow through she has for anyone who finishes early. There were a total of three interruptions. Afterwards, I asked who was working, and she said there were three. I never asked names, never saw any other person. Neighbourhood was nice. Parked up the block to stay off FB.

Next up for me will be Cherry. Can anyone tell me how to visually identify which is Lia, and which is CiCi?

[QUOTE=HandsOnly;5467817]Based on recent reviews I gave Paradise a chance. Been 2 years since the last time I went there. MT said she worked there two. Two what. I don't know. I was hoping for a slow relaxing teasing massage and release, so I asked for soft. I got none of that. Just a lazy weak rub covered by a towel the entire time. She asked me if I was cold about 100 times and I said no I am not, please take the towel off. Never happened. Flip and it just got worse. She said 5 minutes. Tapped on my leg and asked OK? I was already ignoring her, and actually wanted to get up and leave. She asked OK 3 more times. WTF, I wasn't even hard, and then she thinks she is going to get a $40 tip? I actually made her bring me $10 change back because that was what she was worth.

Leaving frustrated, I went immediately to North, for the first time ever. Before my face even hit the pillow I was offered FS. There was some room for negotiation, but she opened with $160 so that wasn't happening. Basically, anything penetrating anything was going to be that amount. I asked MT if she could do the massage nude. Nope. Then I learned that DATY was $80. I was like, is that $40 for standard HE plus $80 for DATY, and she said total. An extra $40 seemed like a good value when part of a hour package. Message continued with lots of elbows and knuckles. My muscles got worked pretty good actually. MT was very enthusiastic. She used her pelvis to ride my back. I never got any vibe that she was not into it. She also made sure I was staying up for her. Ultimately I did not finish until the last 5 minutes of my hour, so I do not know what kind of follow through she has for anyone who finishes early. There were a total of three interruptions. Afterwards, I asked who was working, and she said there were three. I never asked names, never saw any other person. Neighbourhood was nice. Parked up the block to stay off FB.

Next up for me will be Cherry. Can anyone tell me how to visually identify which is Lia, and which is CiCi?[/QUOTE]Was the MT old (40+) or a younger cute looking girl at North? Also, 160 total or door fee + 160 (tip)? Thanks for the intels.

I have yet gone to an AMP, it always sounds too frustrating. But occasionally, based on a review I might be interested. The locations for those a bit unfamiliar, can be vague. I have figured out some after awhile, but it would be helpful just to give the street name. The previous review said "north". There is a parlor with "north" in the name, and also one with "north" in the street address. Like I said it would be helpful. Yeah I know, I'm old and slow, LOL.

[QUOTE=HandsOnly;5467817]Based on recent reviews I gave Paradise a chance. Been 2 years since the last time I went there. MT said she worked there two. Two what. I don't know. I was hoping for a slow relaxing teasing massage and release, so I asked for soft. I got none of that. Just a lazy weak rub covered by a towel the entire time. She asked me if I was cold about 100 times and I said no I am not, please take the towel off. Never happened. Flip and it just got worse. She said 5 minutes. Tapped on my leg and asked OK? I was already ignoring her, and actually wanted to get up and leave. She asked OK 3 more times. WTF, I wasn't even hard, and then she thinks she is going to get a $40 tip? I actually made her bring me $10 change back because that was what she was worth.

Leaving frustrated, I went immediately to North, for the first time ever. Before my face even hit the pillow I was offered FS. There was some room for negotiation, but she opened with $160 so that wasn't happening. Basically, anything penetrating anything was going to be that amount. I asked MT if she could do the massage nude. Nope. Then I learned that DATY was $80. I was like, is that $40 for standard HE plus $80 for DATY, and she said total. An extra $40 seemed like a good value when part of a hour package. Message continued with lots of elbows and knuckles. My muscles got worked pretty good actually. MT was very enthusiastic. She used her pelvis to ride my back. I never got any vibe that she was not into it. She also made sure I was staying up for her. Ultimately I did not finish until the last 5 minutes of my hour, so I do not know what kind of follow through she has for anyone who finishes early. There were a total of three interruptions. Afterwards, I asked who was working, and she said there were three. I never asked names, never saw any other person. Neighbourhood was nice. Parked up the block to stay off FB.

Next up for me will be Cherry. Can anyone tell me how to visually identify which is Lia, and which is CiCi?[/QUOTE]I am avoiding North like the plague. I found out that there is some retired lady in a house across from the AMP who is taking pictures of mongers using telephoto lens. She is a community activist type. Has discussed her concerns with the "authorities" and alderman. Nothing good is going to come of this.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5468357]I am avoiding North like the plague. I found out that there is some retired lady in a house across from the AMP who is taking pictures of mongers using telephoto lens. She is a community activist type. Has discussed her concerns with the "authorities" and alderman. Nothing good is going to come of this.[/QUOTE]Then again, maybe I'll just stick to Geisha House.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5468357]I am avoiding North like the plague. I found out that there is some retired lady in a house across from the AMP who is taking pictures of mongers using telephoto lens.[/QUOTE]I'm curious what the worry is all about? It's not like the old bag can see through the walls with her magic camera lens! It's so easy to enter these places without being identified. Let's see I'm an obese, middle aged monger with a baseball cap and a fuckin full face mask on because I'm afraid of covid, and I have half a hardon as I enter and as I leave. And some old sunt takes my picture from her bedroom window. Nobody has a clue who I am or what is happening behind closed doors.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5468357]I am avoiding North like the plague. I found out that there is some retired lady in a house across from the AMP who is taking pictures of mongers using telephoto lens. She is a community activist type. Has discussed her concerns with the "authorities" and alderman. Nothing good is going to come of this.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't worry. As far as anyone knows you're going in for a massage. The owners of the AMP should be complaining someone is harass their customers. Park down the street wear a hat, mask and sunglasses and enjoy. I'm really paranoid about being watched but this cracks me up and wouldn't worry too much about it.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;5468319]I have yet gone to an AMP, it always sounds too frustrating. But occasionally, based on a review I might be interested. The locations for those a bit unfamiliar, can be vague. I have figured out some after awhile, but it would be helpful just to give the street name. The previous review said "north". There is a parlor with "north" in the name, and also one with "north" in the street address. Like I said it would be helpful. Yeah I know, I'm old and slow, LOL.[/QUOTE]30X North St, Madison, WI 5370X.

This is the pub. The spa is on the opposite side of the road from the pub.

[QUOTE=BrunoMadison;5463135]You can see Asian Mia for less than that and have that and way more.[/QUOTE]Not anymore. According to her website, her rates have jumped to 200/350. Cheaper for her regulars?

[QUOTE=JumpinJF1993;5469157]Not anymore. According to her website, her rates have jumped to 200/350. Cheaper for her regulars?[/QUOTE]Confirmed. She had mentioned this was on the horizon. It's seems the duo has gone to her head.

[QUOTE=TheHand;5469114]I wouldn't worry. As far as anyone knows you're going in for a massage. The owners of the AMP should be complaining someone is harass their customers. Park down the street wear a hat, mask and sunglasses and enjoy. I'm really paranoid about being watched but this cracks me up and wouldn't worry too much about it.[/QUOTE]You and I think alike fella!! Perhaps if you see me wearing the mask, a packer hat and oakleys you will wave to me!! LOL!!

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;5469163]Confirmed. She had mentioned this was on the horizon. It's seems the duo has gone to her head.[/QUOTE]Business must be really good. I think she may be making a mistake with that. It happened when she went to 150/300. Time will tell when the phone stops ringing.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;5468357]I am avoiding North like the plague. I found out that there is some retired lady in a house across from the AMP who is taking pictures of mongers using telephoto lens. She is a community activist type. Has discussed her concerns with the "authorities" and alderman. Nothing good is going to come of this.[/QUOTE]Hard to tell with masks on. But Lia is shorter, maybe 5'3", larger breasts, heavy C's awesome nips. Long hair. Cici is taller, About 5'5"-5'7". Smaller breasts, Small B's, hair is longer, mid back. Ass is tight on both. If I recall, CiCi has a shaved kitty.

Made a visit to North rolling the dice on Nice. It appears my eyes were deceiving me. Up close she was not as young as I first thought, 40+ would be my guess. Both of these ladies have good massage skills but seem to have gotten a bit lazy in their older age. Tease here and there but she was mostly working from the side so roaming during was difficult. She knows how to back walk also. On the flip went right to business and my first attempt to roam was greeted with tip up front which I hate but obliged. She got the job done but it also turned into a jackhammer to finish. I won't be repeating unless there is new younger talent.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;5471428]Made a visit to North rolling the dice on Nice. It appears my eyes were deceiving me. Up close she was not as young as I first thought, 40+ would be my guess. Both of these ladies have good massage skills but seem to have gotten a bit lazy in their older age. Tease here and there but she was mostly working from the side so roaming during was difficult. She knows how to back walk also. On the flip went right to business and my first attempt to roam was greeted with tip up front which I hate but obliged. She got the job done but it also turned into a jackhammer to finish. I won't be repeating unless there is new younger talent.[/QUOTE]No FS option? That's a shame. The older lady used to do FS.

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5472533]No FS option? That's a shame. The older lady used to do FS.[/QUOTE]Most likely still does.

I made a recent visit behind 558. There is a new Lisa, younger and good looking. She kind of reminds me of Sammy that was in Janesville for quite awhile. She worked on my back for about a half hour and definitely has some skills, even back walking and using her knees. A little bit of tease with her toes was enjoyable. After that she said she was going for the hot towel and I asked if she was going to do my legs. She then proceeded which again has good skill and can really dig in with her thumb and hit the sciatic nerve which felt great. Then got the hot towel and proceeded with the light finger touch which was nice. On the flip oiled up and went to work with no discussion of tip. Thumbs up right. Very little OTC however nothing on top which there isn't much but could touch legs and butt and nothing in between. I will stop again.

Passing through the area so popped in recently. Looks like a new crew. One hour massage which was terrible with absolutely no tease at all until after hot towel and light finger touching, she reached under and gave the boys and jr a nice massage. On the flip shirt and bra went up, and she started with a nice slow stroke. Solid ending but really also wanted a good massage and didn't receive one.

[QUOTE=DPMonger;5469180]You and I think alike fella!! Perhaps if you see me wearing the mask, a packer hat and oakleys you will wave to me!! LOL!![/QUOTE]Count me out. I try to avoid that area. Went to an orgy in that vicinity in my younger days and every time I drive through my brain triggers the smell of the apartment it took place in. Not a pleasant memory.

I'm new here so take it easy on me. "Long time listener, first time caller."

Yesterday I had the pleasure of meeting Lanna at the State St. Location. She is extremely attractive; almost unbelievably so. Very sweet, friendly, and a little nervous. Things proceeded as expected with no hint of anything on offer besides the usual massage routine. It was nice, but left me wanting more. The donation was the usual amount.

Do any of you have any guidance on how to approach this in the future with Lanna or any other girls working there? Are there differences? There was chatter earlier in the thread about large sums and dubious experiences. Is that the case, or is more simple than that?

I appreciate any advice. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ANewGuy;5478160]I'm new here so take it easy on me. "Long time listener, first time caller."

Yesterday I had the pleasure of meeting Lanna at the State St. Location. She is extremely attractive; almost unbelievably so. Very sweet, friendly, and a little nervous. Things proceeded as expected with no hint of anything on offer besides the usual massage routine. It was nice, but left me wanting more. The donation was the usual amount.

Do any of you have any guidance on how to approach this in the future with Lanna or any other girls working there? Are there differences? There was chatter earlier in the thread about large sums and dubious experiences. Is that the case, or is more simple than that?

I appreciate any advice. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Lanna's ad states:

[QUOTE]
Sexy model offering Full Body Sensual Rubs to respectful, polite gentlemen. i do not make appointments more then 1 day in advance. No AA.
[/QUOTE]So I'd first establish when making the appointment, "Is this mutual touch? Is body to body available?" And then once confirming that when booking, I'd make that clear before the session starts and before handing over the money. If the answer turns to No or Maybe I'd walk the fuck out.

Thanks for the response.

I should clarify. I've been there a few times and yes, there is more than a massage of course. Mutual touch, finish, etc. But it always seems like that is the end of it. Perhaps I don't know how to bring it up. I am curious if other members here have had experiences beyond that. Again, earlier in the thread there were hints of it, but nothing concrete. It also seems that different girls there are, well, different in their approach.

Thanks again.

[QUOTE=ANewGuy;5479486]Thanks for the response.

I should clarify. I've been there a few times and yes, there is more than a massage of course. Mutual touch, finish, etc. But it always seems like that is the end of it. Perhaps I don't know how to bring it up. I am curious if other members here have had experiences beyond that. Again, earlier in the thread there were hints of it, but nothing concrete. It also seems that different girls there are, well, different in their approach.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Not sure why you don't just ask, straight out.

[QUOTE=ANewGuy;5479486]Thanks for the response.

I should clarify. I've been there a few times and yes, there is more than a massage of course. Mutual touch, finish, etc. But it always seems like that is the end of it. Perhaps I don't know how to bring it up. I am curious if other members here have had experiences beyond that. Again, earlier in the thread there were hints of it, but nothing concrete. It also seems that different girls there are, well, different in their approach.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Where exactly is that place on State St? Can't find anything about her on google.

[QUOTE=TheGreekFreak1;5480606]Where exactly is that place on State St? Can't find anything about her on google.[/QUOTE]It's best for you to get this information by responding to an ad. Here's one of them:

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/lanna/885300635026[/URL]

[QUOTE=ANewGuy;5479486]Thanks for the response.

I should clarify. I've been there a few times and yes, there is more than a massage of course. Mutual touch, finish, etc. But it always seems like that is the end of it. Perhaps I don't know how to bring it up. I am curious if other members here have had experiences beyond that. Again, earlier in the thread there were hints of it, but nothing concrete. It also seems that different girls there are, well, different in their approach.


Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Just curious what is the tip range at State? It is kind of an anomaly. My guess would be at least 60-80 for mutual touch. Maybe more.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;5474664]I made a recent visit behind 558. There is a new Lisa, younger and good looking. She kind of reminds me of Sammy that was in Janesville for quite awhile. She worked on my back for about a half hour and definitely has some skills, even back walking and using her knees. A little bit of tease with her toes was enjoyable. After that she said she was going for the hot towel and I asked if she was going to do my legs. She then proceeded which again has good skill and can really dig in with her thumb and hit the sciatic nerve which felt great. Then got the hot towel and proceeded with the light finger touch which was nice. On the flip oiled up and went to work with no discussion of tip. Thumbs up right. Very little OTC however nothing on top which there isn't much but could touch legs and butt and nothing in between. I will stop again.[/QUOTE]You had better luck than me, then.

I stopped in a few days ago, was greeted by a tall, attractive woman in a short skirt. She asked if I had an appointment (I didn't of course), and said come back in two hours (I didn't of course). But I figured hey if SHE'S working there it'll be worth it. Yesterday I texted to make an appointment, they confirmed. I show up and a woman who's at least 60 dressed in clothes she probably got from Mao (gray pants, loose long sleeved shirt) takes me back.

Massage was actually quite good from a legitimate standpoint, good pressure and thorough, but no teasing at all. After the flip, she gives my boys a little rub, then jackhammers the hell out of them so I would blow in about 60 seconds. Just not enjoyable. Tipped 40 - 20 because the legit massage was great, but 20 only for the finish. May or may not stop back.