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Went Harvest recently for a massage with Lisa. She was very accommodating, especially since it was my first time with her. She talked nonstop about what a good looking guy I am. I don't think so, but by the time I left I was starting to believe her. I like them small, so keep a perspective when I say that she had the best looking rack I've seen in I don't know when, a nice surprise all around. What's that tune, I'm looking over a four leaf clover. . .
There's a new place, AMP, at 1118 N. LaSalle. There was a white guy there at the desk who looked like he might be a retired city worker, South side accent. He said he was the only caucasion in the place. He told me how great a real Chinese massage is, 3000 years of knowledge, acupressure, etc. At the end of the conversation, I asked him how's the finish. Wrong question apparently. Oh that's against the law he said. Sorry guys. I should have just TOFTT, but it's probably too late for me to do that now.
Regular massage is $75, but he's running a $50 special for new customers. I think the place has possibilities, but not at $75, no way.
Nino. Welcome to the forum.
Thanks to those who welcomed me. I realize that some of my reports may be dated. I apologize. I just joined the site and wanted to contribute. This report is about what I get with ivanna. You can compare. Hope I have enough space to write. Ivanna is 5 ft 11 with brown hair. She is thin and has perky juggs. I don't know size but if a is small and d is large, she is a c. In past visits, she got on table with me and bounced up and down as she stroked. She talked dirty like this is how I fk when on top. She has stuck her finger inside of me. I would avoid this in future because of disease it her nails cut me inside. She lets her face get thisclose to my stick and mimicks a BJ. She sits next to me and slaps my legs and says you like to stroke your cock. She breathes on it and spit on it one time. She stares in my eyes and does not look away. She also uses her tongue in my mouth. She wears jeans or black jog pants with a pink or yellow top. She drinks wine too early which is not legal in a place of business. Never sex.
I was out and I had the itch so I found an ad on C/L. Pretty Asian Girl Massage with a (312) 593 prefix. Its located on a small side street off Archer. I called up and arrived and was met at the door by a couple of younger Chinese guys. When they answered the door I got a real bad feeling, I've been to the Apts. Before, not many times but I have never been greeted by any dudes. The guys assured me that everything was OK to come in. Reluctantly I did, and everything was fine. The girl was smokin hot with a very nice body. She spoke some english and pretty much did everthing I asked. Overall the girl was very good, but with those guys there (security I guess) is was a little uneasy. Everything ended fine but the set up was unusual to me. Anyone have similar experiences?
A fellow contributor on this site pm me that Lisa hung up after a while. My guess is that she is frustrated with the volume of calls the last two days. I think this would bother anyone. Sorry, maybe you may want to wait a while. Shes been in business many years. Wait it out a few weeks.
Sorry if this response appears as a new post. I respond by pressing on quote. Not sure why my game console does not display a respond button. Anyway, this is a new place and I don't think anyone new or old would respond to a hows the ending question. 75 seems like the normal rate based on the spas I go to. If you don't see any women go to this place, it probably does HE. If there is a neon massage sign in the window, this is a good sign. If the Chinese llady workers wear a white uniform that looks professional, this is not a good sign. Most of the spas that I go to that do HE do not have a man cover the door. This does not help for potential customers. If this place is tucked away from the street or on floor two, this is a good sign. The only way to know for sure is to book an appt, don't ask for extras but just show you are aroused when it is time to flip over. I was able to get HE at Mercy on Michigan the first time I went.
Thanks for letting us know about this location.
Peace
Has anyone seen a masseuse named tori who works the west loop and adverts on rs2k? Looks hot but the rates are high, curious if she is worth it Don't mind taking one for the team, but I don't think i like you guys enough for the 300 TOFTT.
[QUOTE=Paleface]Went Harvest recently for a massage with Lisa. She was very accommodating, especially since it was my first time with her. She talked nonstop about what a good looking guy I am. I don't think so, but by the time I left I was starting to believe her. I like them small, so keep a perspective when I say that she had the best looking rack I've seen in I don't know when, a nice surprise all around. What's that tune, I'm looking over a four leaf clover..[/QUOTE]Hi Paleface,
I just wanted to comment on how many times I've been told I am good looking. Many many times. I am so good looking that when I gave Olga and Ivanna my number, they made sure they didn't call me at all. Ha! Its a good tactic for tips. Anyway. Just wanted to comment on the "good looking" comment. Who knows, maybe your George Clooney. Another comment I always get is "why you no have girlfriend" or better yet "you probably are a good lover". I also think they are good looking until after I release.
Hi Doug, Divine Spa on Fullerton Ave, Carribean Spa on Cicero, Sky Blue Spa on Fullerton. I've been to these and the girls are not all pretty. You can get the free paper called exito or viva from downtown locations and look at the personal sections. You can use google translator if the ad is in Spanish. You may want to search this site because I recall reading reports on Latin spas on Western Avenue. Hope this helps.
On lava Kate is not one to visit. She says she is 43 but looks much older. She is located on the NW side near irving park. I visited her place once. She is located on 2nd or 3rd floor. She buzzed me in, I walked up and saw her peek from the door crack. When I entered, she closed the door and locked it. She was wearing and ugly white robe, and black skirt. Her hair was grey although she said she was a red head. She chgs 140. I saw her and was not attracted. I offered 40 and made up a reason to leave. She wanted more. Avoid her because she is nice on the phone but cranky in person. On another note, I searched eros for massage and came across Latina eva cruz. She ias attractive. I called her and made an appt. Her voice sounded very questionable on the phone. The photos of her are sexy but why does she cover in between. On the day before I was to meet her I called again. Her voice still sounded like someone was trying to sound fem. Has anyone visited her? PS This is all my opinion on both. Eva wks in gold coast.
[QUOTE=Doug Stubb]...No offense but you probably could have combined alot of what you said in 1 or 2 reports...[/QUOTE]
In Nino's defense, he did say in one of his previous posts that he was "using a game console to write," so he has a limited number of characters per post. His posts have been mostly informative and accurate to boot. It's nice to see someone come on here who isn't just asking without contributing. Nino's got my vote. Keep it up, Dude!
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Hi Paleface,
I just wanted to comment on how many times I've been told I am good looking. Many many times. I am so good looking that when I gave Olga and Ivanna my number, they made sure they didn't call me at all. Ha! Its a good tactic for tips. Anyway. Just wanted to comment on the "good looking" comment. Who knows, maybe your George Clooney. Another comment I always get is "why you no have girlfriend" or better yet "you probably are a good lover". I also think they are good looking until after I release.[/QUOTE]
I only wish I had a dime for every time one of these girls told me "you handsome man," "you so strong" or "you so big." Better yet, it would be great if [i]any[/i] of it was true!
Thanks Chi Guy I appeciate the good support. I joined the site to have fun and provide my experiences to everyone. I joined two days ago and so far provided as much as I can. I frequent the same places because it is safe and now they know me. I hope to contribute more as I remember past experiences or talk about recent visits. I will respond if you pm me. When I read my responses, I do see the stupid spelling errors. Sorry. I use a PS3 with a small pad attached to a controller. If I make an error, sometimes I accidentally delete 10 minutes of work. Anyway the site is fun and I hope to provide more reports. I will try to respect that persons opinion and try to keep my posts with current info. Look up the name nino torres and see who I chose as a id on this site. Number 9!
Nino is spot on, everything he's said burns with the familiar for me.
Go for it dude, game console and all...all good posts.
I actually went there. Its not worth it and seems very legit. The massage was average but it was done by a cute young asian girl. But you are covered and well no signs there is more on the menu. I won't return. I did the $50 hour special.
[QUOTE=Paleface]There's a new place, AMP, at 1118 N. LaSalle. There was a white guy there at the desk who looked like he might be a retired city worker, South side accent. He said he was the only caucasion in the place. He told me how great a real Chinese massage is, 3000 years of knowledge, acupressure, etc. At the end of the conversation, I asked him how's the finish. Wrong question apparently. Oh that's against the law he said. Sorry guys. I should have just TOFTT, but it's probably too late for me to do that now.
Regular massage is $75, but he's running a $50 special for new customers. I think the place has possibilities, but not at $75, no way.
Nino. Welcome to the forum.[/QUOTE]
So took the plunge and went to lisunias. Called ahead and got a VIP with Ivanna. Yea shes hot, smoking bod but a bit of a butter face IMHO. No table shower? And I was in and out of there in 40 minutes? Massage was acceptable finish was outstanding, no mention of tip at all. Tipped what I saw was appropiate from info on here. Would repeat wish I got a table shower, and more time, and its pricey, but the quality of girls are second to none.
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I visit spas once a week. I spend 80 at door plus tip of lets say 60. Total damage is 140. 140 times 4 times a month is 560. 560 times 12 is 6, 720. I know I've spent more in the year. I've been doing this for more than 15 years.100, 800. I'm fortunate to be able to do this but it is extremely stupid. I agree. If you are able to stop, then do so. I can't because of no will power. Anyway I am single and no GF so this is why it is my hobby. If there is any lesson here it is to say spend your money on better things. These girls at spas just want tjhe money. Sorry for the spelling errors. I am writing from a ganing console that often clears all pof what I write. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
Nino,
First of all, thanks for all the posts.
My question for you is regarding the frequency and expense of your hobby. I go to the occasional MP because my sex life with the girlfriend has really trailed off recently, and HR from a maseusse is a pretty low-risk way to get action on the side. I am also not rich and the occasional MP is all I can afford.
You, on the other hand, say that you have no wife or girlfriend but enough money to support your habit. With what you are spending, you could hire a really hot escort once a month and skip the hit-or-miss MPs altogether.
Why don't you go that route? Just wondering, thanks
Except for thr fingering this gal seems fun PM me details. Kudos on your massive postings.
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Thanks to those who welcomed me. I realize that some of my reports may be dated. I apologize. I just joined the site and wanted to contribute. This report is about what I get with ivanna. You can compare. Hope I have enough space to write. Ivanna is 5 ft 11 with brown hair. She is thin and has perky juggs. I don't know size but if a is small and d is large, she is a c. In past visits, she got on table with me and bounced up and down as she stroked. She talked dirty like this is how I fk when on top. She has stuck her finger inside of me. I would avoid this in future because of disease it her nails cut me inside. She lets her face get thisclose to my stick and mimicks a BJ. She sits next to me and slaps my legs and says you like to stroke your cock. She breathes on it and spit on it one time. She stares in my eyes and does not look away. She also uses her tongue in my mouth. She wears jeans or black jog pants with a pink or yellow top. She drinks wine too early which is not legal in a place of business. Never sex.[/QUOTE]
Right on Luke!
Sorry to add to the net congestion here, but this made me laugh.
The vampires tend to come out across the city after 11 pm and sleep till 2 pm so they are basically not a problem when the sun is up. I have lived everywhere on the North Side and I don't worry at all. I don't know about the SSide.
The days when HP was full of $60,000 three flats, great PR food, and gangs is over. The place is full of $400,000 condos, 140 lb suburban hipster dudes on $1500 single speed bikes and hot college girls from Lake Forest doing the city thing. There is still some great PR food around, but like most of the blue line stop neighborhoods it is nothing like it was in the 1990s. Keep it East of Kedzie and you are fine.
Now if only some of those hipster girls would open a MP! Oh, wait, if you marry or date one you will pay $20,000-$100,000 to nest her and have sex once a week after that first year passes, listen to her blabber on about tofu, haircuts, yoga, the gym, and dumb books about positive thinking and on and on about all these important things! Since I am dating one of these hotties and still get out to the MP to relax - someone send me a tazer to shut her up! :)
[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Donny,
There are very few areas of the city that are not safe during the day. If no one believes, just do a little research on crime statistics. More than 90% of killings are late at night between a perp and victim who know each other.
Humboldt Park is full of skinny-ass hipster white kids these days. If they can hack it, you should be able to.[/QUOTE]
Hit Lane's becuase I was in the area over a lunch. I assmed the woman who answered the door was the mama-san however she ended up doing the massage too. Clearly disappointing. Plus 7 at the door seems at least 1 higher than average. Not worth my time to revisit.
Great location for those downtown.
Photo is accruate.
Hands could explore everywhere but the money spot.
Massage and release were solid.
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Km- I have been spending some time in that area lately. What I don't like is the $5 charge for using a credit card. This seems to be the only area of the city that does this as far as I know. If you take the blue line from the loop, I would say get off at division and ways west to km because that part of Wicker Park is ridiculously nice with banks and mercedes benz dealerships. If you get off at Damen or Western, the area is a little rougher/more ethnic. Either way, you are fine it is just amazing the difference between division in Wicker Park opposed to division in Humboldt Park or some of the other areas north of division.
Anyways, I had Julie. I tipped her.2 and she seemed pleased. It was a great time. She took care of business and I will be back.
Dreamed I took a trip to the Caribbean recently and it was the best MP experience I ever had.
Wasn't thrilled with the traffic getting there and when I arrived, there was a group of men working on the street right outside the door. Kinda embarrassing walking up to the door and having to wait for someone to let me in, while the workers giggled to themselves.
But once inside it was paradise!
A group of young Latinas sitting in the lobby, including the older Lei Lei at the front desk. I thought I was going to get Lei Lei again, but instead, I got a busty young Latina named Maggie. She had to be around 25.
I got ready for the massage and after we exchanged names, etc. I asked her if the guys working outside had affected their business today, and she said yes, only 2-3 people have come in all day. (A good sign for me! )
After 10. 15 minutes into the massage, she asked me if I minded another girl coming in and massaging me for 10 minutes while she instructed her. The other girl was a newbie. I said hell no, bring her in!
For 10-20 minutes, I got a four-hand massage!
Then I was told to flip and I swear I thought I was going to get extras with the two Latinas! After a few minutes of massaging my front, the other Latina left and it was just me and Maggie again.
Negotiations began and everything was on the menu, but the items were expensive, so I used my bargaining tools of knowing they've had no business today to get everything just short of everything.
Afterwards, I asked Maggie if I could see her again and she said yes and gave me her number.
What a great visit to the Caribbean!
Hey I have been pming some users asking about a latina apt mentioned by Silvio several weeks back. Anyone got any info or a number a pm would be greatly appreciated. I tried to pm silvia among others but to no avail.
This is the 2nd time I am writing this and I hope it is not a dupkicate.
I prefer visiting MP instead of escorts because I do not want the worry of disease. Escorts have sex 4 or more times a week with guys who visit escorts as well. I dont want the worry. All I need is a good HJ and be on my way. I can do this every week and a couple of times a day if needed. I dont have to worry about taking tests. I actually cant feel much with a condom anyway. Going to spas and getting different girls to touch me is enough excitement. I do have to worry about the risk of a raid. I go to the same 5 places and know the girls. The places have been open for 10 years or more. I assume they are safe. Anyway, if I do get caught in raid, there will be no condom or FS acts to worry about. Hope this gives you a little insight why I prefer a MP over escort. No harm meant to those that do visit escorts.
Thanks!
I am looking for AMP in Calumet City.
Does any body know where its at?
You can pm.
Thanks
Monica said they also provide massage in the TS. If you drive a car and speak Spanish, you can call ahead and ask monica if you can park directly behind the building, She would have to open the gate. She may even jump in the car with you and lead you around back. The place is small and smells like some form of scented candle stick. I recall the doors had locks. Based on this report, those locks will come in handy. I think there are 3 rooms. Directly outside the room near the shower is where the girls sit. You can actually see the girls when you pay at the front desk. If you tell monica that you remember her from Divine Spa on fullerton, that may help. She lives on the south side. She will give you her number. She gave it to me and called me many times. She told me she would visit me for an incall massage. I declined. I don't have her number, but if you giver her yours she might call and text you. Be nice and if you speak Spanish, that will help. Sorry to piggyback on this post but since it was about carribean.
Yes, Ivanna is a lot of fun. All you need to do is arrive clean, smile, compliment her on how pretty she is and make her feel at ease. She will do the rest. If you decide to stroke it yourself, she will tell you to let her do it. She said she graduate from college, so you could small talk about that. She said she likes to play piano. She says that she likes to go out with her friends to bars. She said she is always the tallest. She likes junk food and her friends always make fun that she always has to have something to eat at the bar. She says that only her good friend knows she massages. Any girl who talks as dirty as her, and strokes like her and stares in your eyes, is hot! She says she gets along with Olga, but Olga says she does not care for Ivanna. I think there is a compettion thing going. Call ahead and book appt. PS Maggies the sandy blonde hair is pretty but not as fun. She is fully nude but doesn't get into it the way ivanna does. Ivanna is all act though, she just wants money. But whocares!
I have a way to time how long the massage lasts as well as take a pic of the girls I have been with. The usual amoubt of time from the moment I walk in, pay, shower is about 50 minutes. That means that the massage itself probably lasts 35 minutes or so. However, ivanna and olga never make you feel rushed. The other girls do. I really would love to do ivanna and olga. However, when I think about them touching about 3 guys a day and 5 days a week, that is 60 a month. I'd get too jealous knowing she is stroking while I am working a legit job. Ivanna does not have the best face but she is very pretty and I amsure if you visit her and see her, you would want to stick it in her and see her long legs pointing upwards!
[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]So took the plunge and went to lisunias. Called ahead and got a VIP with Ivanna. Yea shes hot, smoking bod but a bit of a butter face IMHO. No table shower? And I was in and out of there in 40 minutes? Massage was acceptable finish was outstanding, no mention of tip at all. Tipped what I saw was appropiate from info on here. Would repeat wish I got a table shower, and more time, and its pricey, but the quality of girls are second to none.[/QUOTE]
They do have a table shower. If they don't offer it next time, just ask about it. I have seen Ivanna many times. My last visit with her a couple of months ago was also unusually short. I wonder if she is starting to burn out.
Nothing to report here except avoid it if you are not looking for a legit massage. The girl I had was about 24. She was sexy but I felt from the time I walked in that HE woukd not happen. There is no shower. The entire session I was well covered. I did not have any teasing. The girls was pretty, nice and only provided massage. The place is south of Jackson, about a block away from wacker. I think the name was minute massage. Man was I aroused and hoping she would touch it. Some places are truly legit and this is one of them. Quick note, the haircut place with massage in the window on canal and jackson is a no go. You need an appt and the lady is foreign. I dont know the name of the place. It is diagnol from Union st near the street where the entrance to eisenhower is. Close to old Chicago Post Office from Batman movie.
Yes Ivanna does TS. She told me that all I had to do was ask. I assume that the girls are lazy and dont want to clean up the shower immediately in case someone else wants to use it. Olga rubbed me well in the TS. The lounge is on the otherside of the wall so they canhear what is going on. I mentioned in anothr post that I have a way to time the massage and snap a pic. The time sounds about right.
For our new members....75 at door for gunnison, 70 is u pay cash. 75 at united spa. 80 at New Look. 60 at Carribean unless you pay with cc then it is 65. Cash only at divine and it is 70. Lisunia is 90 for VIP and 80 for additional nude options, Irenes was 70, ohare girls was 75 at door, mercy acupuncture was 65, xindys in chinatown was 70, united spa opens at 8am, lisunia opens at 10am, New Look opens at 9am, mercy opens at 10 am I think, Lanes opens at 9am, Irenes opens at 10am
[QUOTE=Fork Please]Nino is spot on, everything he's said burns with the familiar for me.
Go for it dude, game console and all...all good posts.[/QUOTE]
With regards to Nino's massive number of posts, I too think it's great. It sounds like this guy is putting up years of experience. Even though it may initially seem annoying that he is putting each little bit of info in a separate post, in the long run, it is much better this way. When searching the forum, it is much easier to find info when posts are limited to discrete topics instead of including, for example, info on three different places in one message (like I did with my last trip to Chicago).
Joann at Lanes Spa was one who offered FS. This data maybe old. However, it is still relevant. It means that Lanes has been open for more than 10 years and is maybe connected in that the law looks away. Just my opinion.
[QUOTE=Pura Vida]I was out and I had the itch so I found an ad on C/L. Pretty Asian Girl Massage with a (312) 593 prefix. Its located on a small side street off Archer. I called up and arrived and was met at the door by a couple of younger Chinese guys. When they answered the door I got a real bad feeling, I've been to the Apts. Before, not many times but I have never been greeted by any dudes. The guys assured me that everything was OK to come in. Reluctantly I did, and everything was fine. The girl was smokin hot with a very nice body. She spoke some english and pretty much did everthing I asked. Overall the girl was very good, but with those guys there (security I guess) is was a little uneasy. Everything ended fine but the set up was unusual to me. Anyone have similar experiences?[/QUOTE]
There was a place I use to goto that was on the northside.It was a second floor apt. and when you called the guy would answer the phone and let you in. Then there were 4 or 5 very pretty girlss sitting on a couch. I would pick your girl and pay the man. He was always there. This was many years ago.
[QUOTE=Chimonger]I actually went there. Its not worth it and seems very legit. The massage was average but it was done by a cute young asian girl. But you are covered and well no signs there is more on the menu. I won't return. I did the $50 hour special.[/QUOTE]Oops, wish I had red your post before going over tonight. Same experience, except my girl was average looking. I did some rubbing of her leg without resistance, but otherwise everything was legit. Well covered, no accidental brushing of the boys, and no "would you like anything else? " at the end. Good massage for $50 but I won't return.
The person in charge at Gunnison is Lee. Lee is her last name, I was told, but she goes by Lee. She drives a blue BMW x5. If You see it parked in back of Gunnison, then she is in. She lives in a north shore suburb. She is over 50. She use to do massage and sometimes does if asked and her girls are busy. She changes staff frequently which is good so you don't have the same boring experience. She has called in the past each time a new girl arrives. She will call and leave a message. As you get to know her, she will tell the girls ahead of time what you like. The girls have come from New York. I guess she has a connection in NY. She does have nice cans for someone over 50. I'm serious. She usually wears a grey sweater and pulls it up to rub them on back. She never offers FS. She owns a small dog she occasionally brings. The reason I suggest getting to know the person in charge is because I nevr have to worry about not getting what I want. I even get a discount rate. Massage for me is 50 at door. Pays to be nice!
Humbolt is very questionable the more west you go. I lived there for 2 years back in the 90s and it was rough then. But a lot of crime still happens. About 4 years ago a family friend of mine was shot point blank in the head near rockwell and north. Maybe its just my personal experince but Humboldt park crime is nothing to disregard.
Standard tip?
[QUOTE=GreyHare]Ad on BP or CL advertises massage near the streets named above. Ad has girl in lingerie, which now in hindsight is a bit misleading. Guy answers the phone and when you get location you need to sign into the building with location (not good). Anyway, you get to room and it says Mercy Acupuncture. $65 for full hour. Girl was young as advertised (saw second young one, too) but there was certainly no lingerie.
Massage was excellent and was full hour but there was no mutual touching.
However, I did leave with a smile on my face.[/QUOTE]