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[QUOTE=Infidelia;3061613]Which one of you fine gentlemen have seen this looker right here?

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/juicysnapple[/URL][/QUOTE]She's an interesting lady. She has a few kids and has been in this business a while. I prefer little spinners and she's not. Pictures are hers but probably dated. She's too heavy for my tastes, and if you like them chunky then maybe she'll ring your bell. Her incall iis safe but just ok. But she gave a pretty good CBJ (my preference) and I popped a hard one with her in lazy doggy. She is also very fetish friendly- if there's a kink you want, she may be the one willing to try it. Greek was YMMV (not me). I think I paid $$ and I think with repeats she'd go down in price if you ask. But she's harmless, does the job well, and will earn her money. Overall a cool lady and I had a good time. I wouldn't repeat but as I said, I like them slender.

The post below about "watch this one" re: Juicy made no sense to me- I didn't get the impression she ever traveled and the idea he was waiting for her to come around. Maybe he got her mixed up with another?

I tried out Petxyzitexyzlaxyzla. Just delete the x why z and you're good.

She offered 130 hhr with grk.

The session was a nightmare. Let's just say that it ended with her saying "You're not going to rate me negatively, are you?

Set up booking at her LAX private in call. Her place has NO parking. I mean, I circled the surrounding blocks for 15 minutes and found no space. I texted her and said I'm still looking for parking, and she gave me attitude like I was an idiot that I haven't found it yet. Then, she txts "You did bring a condom, right?" What the fuck? I said I didn't have one, and she said that's ok, you don't have a problem cumming? I asked if she was suggesting we do it bare, and she said "Oh no, I don't do bare. " Ok, so far I've got 1) Neither of us have a condom. 2) I'm seeing her to bang her. 3) She doesn't do bare. So, yeah, I guess I'm going to have a problem cumming because it's not a fucking pinata.

I run out, buy a pack of 3, and head back to her fucked up neighborhood that's barren of parking. Finally find one three blocks away and walk to her place. I get there, it's not cluttered, but it's ghetto. Not as bad as a heroin den, but it's subpar to even the cheapest motels. She's petite, kinda shaped like the short gold medalist gymnast (I know her name, just omitting it for search engine reasons). Kinda wider shoulders than you'd normally expect from a girl that short. She's not a beauty queen, but not fugly either. Body's ok, but a quite a bit of acne on her back.

She asks for donation first. Not a great start. Whatever, I leave the agreed sugar on the table. She starts off with a BBBJ that lasts maybe 30 seconds before she slips on the jimmy. A bit of an odor down on her parts so I don't bother with DATY. CFS goes ok for a little bit and I wanted in on the grk. This is where things go from not so good to just outright stupid. The covered grk lasts for a whole 30 seconds before she starts complaining that it hurts. Ok, I'm hung like a mouse and not even fully hard at this point, so it's just simply bullshit. I don't think I even put a whole 2 inches into her as she was really pretty tight. Well, don't let the tightness get you all worked up that you got to see her. She takes off the jimmy, puts on a clean jimmy and slips me into her vaj. I bang it for another few minutes but tell her that I can cum faster in grk mode. She tries again, and same thing occurs. 2 inches. 30 seconds. Pain. She tells me she's done with grk on this session. This is when I'm starting to feel robbed of course, simply because I didn't anticipate that this was the bargain that was struck. Hhr grk doesn't translate into 30 seconds, you got your grk, now vaj for the remainder. Attempting to salvage this visit, I suggest she finish me BBBJ. She says No way, she already gave me BBBJ.

I've been in these types of situations before. No need to get mad, no need to get even really. Just do the best I can to truthfully lay out what others can expect when they contemplate seeing this provider. I know I'm going to get shit for not ding-ing her on Hx, but you know all that's going to do is create drama. I left having not finished, having invested so much time and effort to this event. In the end, you'll be sorely disappointed if you see her.

L. Face 6. 5 body 7. Wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not worth all the stupid drama and the terrible service and attitude.

A - 2. Want to meet someone who's apathetic about this hobby and doesn't give a shit about why you actually tried to hook up with her? She'll just look at you end the end with the stare of "You were stupid enough to come here, now leave. BTW, you aren't going to rate me negatively, are you?

S - 2. I got BBBJ for 30 seconds and I felt cgrk for 30 seconds. And it only cost me 130.

E - 130 hhr, BBBJ, cfs, cgrk. But consider all the time and effort in the pre-game to get in. And then read what bullshit BBBJ, cfs, cgrk really turns out to be.

Are. - Fuck no. Fuuuuuck no. I honestly felt that her game is to trick everyone into donating 130 to her charity once and that'll be good enough to get her by in life.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3074581]I tried out Petxyzitexyzlaxyzla. Just delete the x why z and you're good.

She offered 130 hhr with grk.

The session was a nightmare. Let's just say that it ended with her saying "You're not going to rate me negatively, are you?

Set up booking at her LAX private in call. Her place has NO parking. I mean, I circled the surrounding blocks for 15 minutes and found no space. I texted her and said I'm still looking for parking, and she gave me attitude like I was an idiot that I haven't found it yet. Then, she txts "You did bring a condom, right?" What the fuck? I said I didn't have one, and she said that's ok, you don't have a problem cumming? I asked if she was suggesting we do it bare, and she said "Oh no, I don't do bare. " Ok, so far I've got 1) Neither of us have a condom. 2) I'm seeing her to bang her. 3) She doesn't do bare. So, yeah, I guess I'm going to have a problem cumming because it's not a fucking pinata.

I run out, buy a pack of 3, and head back to her fucked up neighborhood that's barren of parking. Finally find one three blocks away and walk to her place. I get there, it's not cluttered, but it's ghetto. Not as bad as a heroin den, but it's subpar to even the cheapest motels. She's petite, kinda shaped like the short gold medalist gymnast (I know her name, just omitting it for search engine reasons). Kinda wider shoulders than you'd normally expect from a girl that short. She's not a beauty queen, but not fugly either. Body's ok, but a quite a bit of acne on her back.

She asks for donation first. Not a great start. Whatever, I leave the agreed sugar on the table. She starts off with a BBBJ that lasts maybe 30 seconds before she slips on the jimmy. A bit of an odor down on her parts so I don't bother with DATY. CFS goes ok for a little bit and I wanted in on the grk. This is where things go from not so good to just outright stupid. The covered grk lasts for a whole 30 seconds before she starts complaining that it hurts. Ok, I'm hung like a mouse and not even fully hard at this point, so it's just simply bullshit. I don't think I even put a whole 2 inches into her as she was really pretty tight. Well, don't let the tightness get you all worked up that you got to see her. She takes off the jimmy, puts on a clean jimmy and slips me into her vaj. I bang it for another few minutes but tell her that I can cum faster in grk mode. She tries again, and same thing occurs. 2 inches. 30 seconds. Pain. She tells me she's done with grk on this session. This is when I'm starting to feel robbed of course, simply because I didn't anticipate that this was the bargain that was struck. Hhr grk doesn't translate into 30 seconds, you got your grk, now vaj for the remainder. Attempting to salvage this visit, I suggest she finish me BBBJ. She says No way, she already gave me BBBJ.

I've been in these types of situations before. No need to get mad, no need to get even really. Just do the best I can to truthfully lay out what others can expect when they contemplate seeing this provider. I know I'm going to get shit for not ding-ing her on Hx, but you know all that's going to do is create drama. I left having not finished, having invested so much time and effort to this event. In the end, you'll be sorely disappointed if you see her.

L. Face 6. 5 body 7. Wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not worth all the stupid drama and the terrible service and attitude.

A - 2. Want to meet someone who's apathetic about this hobby and doesn't give a shit about why you actually tried to hook up with her? She'll just look at you end the end with the stare of "You were stupid enough to come here, now leave. BTW, you aren't going to rate me negatively, are you?

S - 2. I got BBBJ for 30 seconds and I felt cgrk for 30 seconds. And it only cost me 130.

E - 130 hhr, BBBJ, cfs, cgrk. But consider all the time and effort in the pre-game to get in. And then read what bullshit BBBJ, cfs, cgrk really turns out to be.

Are. - Fuck no. Fuuuuuck no. I honestly felt that her game is to trick everyone into donating 130 to her charity once and that'll be good enough to get her by in life.[/QUOTE]Their is one guy on HX that gave her negative ratings name urstillhere2. Next time you should PM anybody that gives negative ratings to a provider.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;3074753]Their is one guy on HX that gave her negative ratings name urstillhere2. Next time you should PM anybody that gives negative ratings to a provider.[/QUOTE]I normally do. The little head did the thinking for me that day.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3076022]I normally do. The little head did the thinking for me that day.[/QUOTE]For coming on this blog and posting the truth. The Good, Bad, and the Ugly. You had the ugly with this one.

Hi,

Need some help getting HX points, I read a post somewhere about getting a prepaid Credit Card and they use it to purchase the HX points, I am not sure which on to get, how to register it under an Alias, So the paper trail do not lead my SO back to me.

Can any one help?

Petyiteylayla can't find her on HX.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3074581]I tried out Petxyzitexyzlaxyzla. Just delete the x why z and you're good.

She offered 130 hhr with grk.

The session was a nightmare. Let's just say that it ended with her saying "You're not going to rate me negatively, are you?

Set up booking at her LAX private in call. Her place has NO parking. I mean, I circled the surrounding blocks for 15 minutes and found no space. I texted her and said I'm still looking for parking, and she gave me attitude like I was an idiot that I haven't found it yet. Then, she txts "You did bring a condom, right?" What the fuck? I said I didn't have one, and she said that's ok, you don't have a problem cumming? I asked if she was suggesting we do it bare, and she said "Oh no, I don't do bare. " Ok, so far I've got 1) Neither of us have a condom. 2) I'm seeing her to bang her. 3) She doesn't do bare. So, yeah, I guess I'm going to have a problem cumming because it's not a fucking pinata.

I run out, buy a pack of 3, and head back to her fucked up neighborhood that's barren of parking. Finally find one three blocks away and walk to her place. I get there, it's not cluttered, but it's ghetto. Not as bad as a heroin den, but it's subpar to even the cheapest motels. She's petite, kinda shaped like the short gold medalist gymnast (I know her name, just omitting it for search engine reasons). Kinda wider shoulders than you'd normally expect from a girl that short. She's not a beauty queen, but not fugly either. Body's ok, but a quite a bit of acne on her back.

She asks for donation first. Not a great start. Whatever, I leave the agreed sugar on the table. She starts off with a BBBJ that lasts maybe 30 seconds before she slips on the jimmy. A bit of an odor down on her parts so I don't bother with DATY. CFS goes ok for a little bit and I wanted in on the grk. This is where things go from not so good to just outright stupid. The covered grk lasts for a whole 30 seconds before she starts complaining that it hurts. Ok, I'm hung like a mouse and not even fully hard at this point, so it's just simply bullshit. I don't think I even put a whole 2 inches into her as she was really pretty tight. Well, don't let the tightness get you all worked up that you got to see her. She takes off the jimmy, puts on a clean jimmy and slips me into her vaj. I bang it for another few minutes but tell her that I can cum faster in grk mode. She tries again, and same thing occurs. 2 inches. 30 seconds. Pain. She tells me she's done with grk on this session. This is when I'm starting to feel robbed of course, simply because I didn't anticipate that this was the bargain that was struck. Hhr grk doesn't translate into 30 seconds, you got your grk, now vaj for the remainder. Attempting to salvage this visit, I suggest she finish me BBBJ. She says No way, she already gave me BBBJ.

I've been in these types of situations before. No need to get mad, no need to get even really. Just do the best I can to truthfully lay out what others can expect when they contemplate seeing this provider. I know I'm going to get shit for not ding-ing her on Hx, but you know all that's going to do is create drama. I left having not finished, having invested so much time and effort to this event. In the end, you'll be sorely disappointed if you see her.

L. Face 6. 5 body 7. Wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not worth all the stupid drama and the terrible service and attitude.

A - 2. Want to meet someone who's apathetic about this hobby and doesn't give a shit about why you actually tried to hook up with her? She'll just look at you end the end with the stare of "You were stupid enough to come here, now leave. BTW, you aren't going to rate me negatively, are you?

S - 2. I got BBBJ for 30 seconds and I felt cgrk for 30 seconds. And it only cost me 130.

E - 130 hhr, BBBJ, cfs, cgrk. But consider all the time and effort in the pre-game to get in. And then read what bullshit BBBJ, cfs, cgrk really turns out to be.

Are. - Fuck no. Fuuuuuck no. I honestly felt that her game is to trick everyone into donating 130 to her charity once and that'll be good enough to get her by in life.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Badboy213;3076375]Petyiteylayla can't find her on HX.[/QUOTE]Why was her link not posted, what's the big deal?

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/petitelala[/URL]

[QUOTE=Species;3076239]Hi,

Need some help getting HX points, I read a post somewhere about getting a prepaid Credit Card and they use it to purchase the HX points, I am not sure which on to get, how to register it under an Alias, So the paper trail do not lead my SO back to me.

Can any one help?[/QUOTE]There's a whole blog on HX on this subject. Do a search for it there.

[QUOTE=Species;3076239]Hi,

Need some help getting HX points, I read a post somewhere about getting a prepaid Credit Card and they use it to purchase the HX points, I am not sure which on to get, how to register it under an Alias, So the paper trail do not lead my SO back to me.

Can any one help?[/QUOTE]Yes, use the search on HX and you will see many threads.

Recently saw Addicted_2_Jazzy.

I show up to her motel and there is a lot of activity outside so I get a little nervous. But they where doing some work on the building and it's a very popular location for the girls. I my self have seen many girls there before so I go for it. She opens the door wearing a sexy one peace. I walk in and there is no conversation. She tells me to get comfortable and tells me where I can put my clothes. Her menu states dfk but she said no. She proceeded to give a CBJ. She has big bolt on that feel lumpy and when I went to feel them she would put her hands across them. She was okay with me touching her ass but when I tried to touch under the one peace she again put her hand there. After a 5 minute CBJ the was not great she gets on top. I again try to play with the bolt ons and again I am blocked. She is keeping her hand on the condom which is annoying. We did CG for about 5 minutes and she asked to switch to K9. At this point I just want to be done. So we switch and I pound away untill I finish. When I'm done she give me a dry towel to clean up. I get dressed and leave.

Will never repeat.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Addicted_2_Jazzy[/URL]

[QUOTE=DrumerBoy;3078345]Recently saw Addicted_2_Jazzy.

I show up to her motel and there is a lot of activity outside so I get a little nervous. But they where doing some work on the building and it's a very popular location for the girls. I my self have seen many girls there before so I go for it. She opens the door wearing a sexy one peace. I walk in and there is no conversation. She tells me to get comfortable and tells me where I can put my clothes. Her menu states dfk but she said no. She proceeded to give a CBJ. She has big bolt on that feel lumpy and when I went to feel them she would put her hands across them. She was okay with me touching her ass but when I tried to touch under the one peace she again put her hand there. After a 5 minute CBJ the was not great she gets on top. I again try to play with the bolt ons and again I am blocked. She is keeping her hand on the condom which is annoying. We did CG for about 5 minutes and she asked to switch to K9. At this point I just want to be done. So we switch and I pound away untill I finish. When I'm done she give me a dry towel to clean up. I get dressed and leave.

Will never repeat.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Addicted_2_Jazzy[/URL][/QUOTE]Being 27 year old, she probably providing for almost 10 years or so has been taught by her Daddy most likely.

She thinks she looks nice with those bolt ons. But, thanks for coming forward anyways.

[QUOTE=DrumerBoy;3078345]Recently saw Addicted_2_Jazzy.

I show up to her motel and there is a lot of activity outside so I get a little nervous. But they where doing some work on the building and it's a very popular location for the girls. I my self have seen many girls there before so I go for it. She opens the door wearing a sexy one peace. I walk in and there is no conversation. She tells me to get comfortable and tells me where I can put my clothes. Her menu states dfk but she said no. She proceeded to give a CBJ. She has big bolt on that feel lumpy and when I went to feel them she would put her hands across them. She was okay with me touching her ass but when I tried to touch under the one peace she again put her hand there. After a 5 minute CBJ the was not great she gets on top. I again try to play with the bolt ons and again I am blocked. She is keeping her hand on the condom which is annoying. We did CG for about 5 minutes and she asked to switch to K9. At this point I just want to be done. So we switch and I pound away untill I finish. When I'm done she give me a dry towel to clean up. I get dressed and leave.

Will never repeat.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Addicted_2_Jazzy[/URL][/QUOTE]Prostitutes that hold the rubber the entire time are the freaking worst!

She needs to just a real job.

I was wondering about her. Thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=DrumerBoy;3078345]Recently saw Addicted_2_Jazzy.

I show up to her motel and there is a lot of activity outside so I get a little nervous. But they where doing some work on the building and it's a very popular location for the girls. I my self have seen many girls there before so I go for it. She opens the door wearing a sexy one peace. I walk in and there is no conversation. She tells me to get comfortable and tells me where I can put my clothes. Her menu states dfk but she said no. She proceeded to give a CBJ. She has big bolt on that feel lumpy and when I went to feel them she would put her hands across them. She was okay with me touching her ass but when I tried to touch under the one peace she again put her hand there. After a 5 minute CBJ the was not great she gets on top. I again try to play with the bolt ons and again I am blocked. She is keeping her hand on the condom which is annoying. We did CG for about 5 minutes and she asked to switch to K9. At this point I just want to be done. So we switch and I pound away untill I finish. When I'm done she give me a dry towel to clean up. I get dressed and leave.

Will never repeat.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Addicted_2_Jazzy[/URL][/QUOTE]

Notice many of these broads with new bolt ons? Is competition that serious, or is more of a low self esteem thing? Many of these broads have bolt ons that look disproportionated with body types they have, meaning too big. Same goes with the fake asses. Just imagine what they'll look like at old age with that shit.

[QUOTE=DrumerBoy;3078345]Recently saw Addicted_2_Jazzy.

I show up to her motel and there is a lot of activity outside so I get a little nervous. But they where doing some work on the building and it's a very popular location for the girls. I my self have seen many girls there before so I go for it. She opens the door wearing a sexy one peace. I walk in and there is no conversation. She tells me to get comfortable and tells me where I can put my clothes. Her menu states dfk but she said no. She proceeded to give a CBJ. She has big bolt on that feel lumpy and when I went to feel them she would put her hands across them. She was okay with me touching her ass but when I tried to touch under the one peace she again put her hand there. After a 5 minute CBJ the was not great she gets on top. I again try to play with the bolt ons and again I am blocked. She is keeping her hand on the condom which is annoying. We did CG for about 5 minutes and she asked to switch to K9. At this point I just want to be done. So we switch and I pound away untill I finish. When I'm done she give me a dry towel to clean up. I get dressed and leave.

Will never repeat.



[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Addicted_2_Jazzy[/URL][/QUOTE]