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[quote=lookingforlefty;1887407]well it looks like you hit the jackpot with that membership because extras are offered at all locations by all masseuses. Its pretty much a sodomy den at that place. Just tell them lefty sent you and give them the password. Within no time at all you will be kicking back in a chair with your hands behind your head as one of their milkmaids gives you the release of your choosing. As for johnny, he does it the best.[/quote]Lmfao! Wow!
[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1887413]Lmfao! Wow![/QUOTE]So I'm guessing that was a stupid question? Hahaha!
[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1887413]Lmfao! Wow![/QUOTE]Meet and Greet.
Once you arrive at ME, our front desk receptionist dressed in high heels and a bikini will greet you and ask you to fill out a Massage Wellness Chart and a quick survey. The Massage Wellness Chart is where you record any medical history, erectile dysfunction and other physical conditions we should be made aware of. You will be shown of line up of available therapists to choose from. We retire all out therapist at age 35 or 120 lbs, whichever occurs first. Your massage therapist will greet you and review the Wellness Chart with you. She will inquire about the reason (s) you are coming in for a massage, your current physical condition and any specific areas in which you are experiencing pain or would like to address during your massage.
Starting Your Session.
Your massage therapist will then take you to a private shower where you and your therapist will take a mutual shower. After drying off, then to a peaceful, spa-like treatment room where a comfortable massage table dressed with a warming blanket and crisp clean sheets awaits. A small shelf for your personal belongings and a chair are also provided for your use. Your therapist will ask if you would like a manual or oral release and we suggest tipping a reasonable amount at this time. Either option is fine. Your massage therapist will leave the room and wait outside while you disrobe to your level of comfort. Once disrobed, you will lie on the massage table, under the top sheet. Your massage therapist will give you a few minutes for this process and will knock on the door to ask if you are ready before entering your room.
You will always have the option to be undraped during your massage session. The etiquette your massage therapist will follow is to only uncover the part of the body they are working on, ensuring that your modesty is respected at all times.
You can expect a tranquil and comfortable environment during your massage. The massage table is padded and a heating blanket is placed beneath the sheet, which you can have adjusted to your preference. There will be relaxing music playing, unless you request otherwise, and the room should be quiet, with no outside distractions. The doors lock form the inside.
During Your Massage.
Before beginning the session, your therapist has prepared for the type of release she will provide. By all means alert them if, at any time during the session you would like to upgrade to a higher level of service. Depending on your specific needs or requests, your massage therapist will either perform a customized full-body massage (for general relaxation and stress reduction) or focus on the specific parts of your body that you have requested. M. E uses only the highest quality condoms, hypoallergenic massage creams and lotions for your massage and release.
Ensuring Your Wellness.
Once your massage therapy session is complete, your therapist will wipe you with a warm cloth and will then assist you in getting dressed. Your therapist will bring you with a cup of water, and then take you back to the front area when you're ready. Our massage therapy sessions vary from 1-hour to 1 ½-hour to 2 hours in length. Each session includes a 5 minute pre-interview and 5 minutes at the end for you to meet the other available therapists.
We look forward to seeing you for your first visit. If you have any questions about the etiquette during a massage, one of our friendly front desk associates will be happy to answer them for you. Or just ask contributor to the USASG.
[QUOTE=DaddyLong;1887316]I have a membership at ME and was wondering which location and masseuse if any offers extras? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I was told with my membership no L1 or L2, just anal.
Now I know why it's called Massage Envy.
[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1887573]Now I know why it's called Massage Envy.[/QUOTE]Looking for lefty Massage Envy.
I saw they have 49 special. Sounds like my kind of place! Wish me luck. I will request FS.
In a month I go to Thailand where I can get a soapy massage. Even better then Massage Envy. Instead of table shower the girl will give me a soapy bath and then massage. After the bath I will lay on an air mattress and she will sponge soapy water on me and do a body on body slip and slid. When I get tired of that she will dry me off and we will move to the bed for GFE. Since the girls weigh half as much as backpage girls you don't get squashed.
Soapys are a little expensive so I might save the $50 and get the kind of massage we all dream of here when we get a massage.
Backpage masseuse Steph actually did work at Massage Envy. Frankly, if a girl were to offer extras there, they'd likely get a clue and go independent immediately like Steph did.
The paste below is highly edited and phony. See the actual website statement: [url]http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx[/url]
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1887520]Meet and Greet.
Once you arrive at ME, our front desk receptionist dressed in high heels and a bikini will greet you and ask you to fill out a Massage Wellness Chart and a quick survey. The Massage Wellness Chart is where you record any medical history, erectile dysfunction and other physical conditions we should be made aware of. You will be shown of line up of available therapists to choose from. We retire all out therapist at age 35 or 120 lbs, whichever occurs first. Your massage therapist will greet you and review the Wellness Chart with you. She will inquire about the reason (s) you are coming in for a massage, your current physical condition and any specific areas in which you are experiencing pain or would like to address during your massage.
Starting Your Session.
Your massage therapist will then take you to a private shower where you and your therapist will take a mutual shower. After drying off, then to a peaceful, spa-like treatment room where a comfortable massage table dressed with a warming blanket and crisp clean sheets awaits. A small shelf for your personal belongings and a chair are also provided for your use. Your therapist will ask if you would like a manual or oral release and we suggest tipping a reasonable amount at this time. Either option is fine. Your massage therapist will leave the room and wait outside while you disrobe to your level of comfort. Once disrobed, you will lie on the massage table, under the top sheet. Your massage therapist will give you a few minutes for this process and will knock on the door to ask if you are ready before entering your room.
You will always have the option to be undraped during your massage session. The etiquette your massage therapist will follow is to only uncover the part of the body they are working on, ensuring that your modesty is respected at all times.
You can expect a tranquil and comfortable environment during your massage. The massage table is padded and a heating blanket is placed beneath the sheet, which you can have adjusted to your preference. There will be relaxing music playing, unless you request otherwise, and the room should be quiet, with no outside distractions. The doors lock form the inside.
During Your Massage.
Before beginning the session, your therapist has prepared for the type of release she will provide. By all means alert them if, at any time during the session you would like to upgrade to a higher level of service. Depending on your specific needs or requests, your massage therapist will either perform a customized full-body massage (for general relaxation and stress reduction) or focus on the specific parts of your body that you have requested. M. E uses only the highest quality condoms, hypoallergenic massage creams and lotions for your massage and release.
Ensuring Your Wellness.
Once your massage therapy session is complete, your therapist will wipe you with a warm cloth and will then assist you in getting dressed. Your therapist will bring you with a cup of water, and then take you back to the front area when you're ready. Our massage therapy sessions vary from 1-hour to 1 ½-hour to 2 hours in length. Each session includes a 5 minute pre-interview and 5 minutes at the end for you to meet the other available therapists.
We look forward to seeing you for your first visit. If you have any questions about the etiquette during a massage, one of our friendly front desk associates will be happy to answer them for you. Or just ask contributor to the USASG.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nachynn;1888025]The paste below is highly edited and phony. See the actual website statement:[/QUOTE]It's still hilarious. The edited version of course.
[QUOTE=Nachynn; 1888025]The paste below is highly edited and phony. See the actual website statement:
[url]http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx[/url][/QUOTE]No shit Sherlock.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1887104]I hear you. I'm not saying I won't go back. I would go back if I really wanted a legit massage and my go-to Asian hottie is too busy. But we are all big boys and like to be spoiled and treated like a man is suppose to be treated. That means a table shower, good massage, an attractive spinner, and a strong and powerful climax by skilled hands or mouth. Then properly cleaned up and acknowledged as being a good customer. Discreet an private. But I'm with Bassett69. No more Chinese seahags with an attitude and when they are up to it, they use generic baby oil and go all jackrabbit on you. Gee honey, you got train to catch? WTF? No more sitting in the dunce chairs in the lobby. Just when I have the urge to go to a spa, I start thinking of how worthless they are and decide I'm just going keep my money. When I got an afternoon off just go take a drive to Libertyville. Or maybe over to Madison or down to Belvidere. Spend it with someone who knows how to run a business.[/QUOTE]Since it is Sunday, an Amen and shout out to Lefty and Owl for their perseptive messages. I'm all for being fair, but DS, RO and the 13th and college place all have to be owned by the same person and it is a classic bait and switch. Put Asa out there, bring in the Lulu's but once its any fun. Its all hags. And quite honestly Lefty, Lie gives a better massage at MB if I want a cock tease and no HE but a great massage. These three locations suck. My go to right now is Cindi at NM and that is only because Steph keeps cancelling on me everytime I make an appt. I've seen her three times (thanks Owl) out of the 10 appointments I've made. She is obviously in demand. Jasmine is very hot as well if you catch her.
Thanks for all the insight. I know there are unicorns out there, just trying to find a few before I die.
[QUOTE=Basset69; 1888064]Since it is Sunday, an Amen and shout out to Lefty and Owl for their perseptive messages. I'm all for being fair, but DS, RO and the 13th and college place all have to be owned by the same person and it is a classic bait and switch. Put Asa out there, bring in the Lulu's but once its any fun. Its all hags. And quite honestly Lefty, Lie gives a better massage at MB if I want a cock tease and no HE but a great massage. These three locations suck. My go to right now is Cindi at NM and that is only because Steph keeps cancelling on me everytime I make an appt. I've seen her three times (thanks Owl) out of the 10 appointments I've made. She is obviously in demand. Jasmine is very hot as well if you catch her.
Thanks for all the insight. I know there are unicorns out there, just trying to find a few before I die.[/QUOTE]Me, you and Owl, we've been to them all and experienced just about every kind service out there. We all have our own likes and dislikes. Me, I'm a lover of mature Asian spinners who are not controlled by the human traffickers. Others like those chubby girls who work out of their house or have a discreet location. Some guys never grow up and get beyond the Massage Envys or shopping mall spas. Fear of the unknown and lack of funds probably keeps them from taking the plunge. Others keep going to the Chinese spas run by the human traffickers playing roulette on the service they get. Some times I do like to take a trip to the tantra goddess sex coaches.
[QUOTE=HomeSlice;1886426]Am I high, or did Nina have reviews on another site last week that are gone this week?[/QUOTE]I'm sure she did. I don't remember many of them being very glowing so my guess is she somehow learned they were out there and asked to have them deleted.