Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1329112]Uhh?

I've read that about five times and I STILL have no idea what you're on about.

I'm not "belittling," anyone, I'm just saying that posting shit like, I dreamed that I took a trip to Greece with so and so is just fucking moronic.

I'm not suggesting anyone should post specifics of what they got or what they paid, but it's the stupid euphemisms that I don't get.

As I said before, why not just say something like, I had a good time with Sally and here's her number?[/QUOTE]So a couple points here: 1. With the exception of "I dreamed about so-and-so", the terms used (especially Greek, since that one seems to keep coming up) are the standard terms used in the escort "industry", so I suspect that, at least in part, we're just keeping with tradition for describing our interactions with these girls.

2. And also, with the exception of SW's, while it may be a very fine line to walk, most of these girls prefer to think of themselves as "escorts" versus "prostitutes" (or if you would prefer "working girls" or "hoes"). Whether it's actually true or not, that gives at least the illusion that we're paying for their time and company (which I am!) and not necessarily paying them for sex. And frankly, if me writing about them with some respect helps them with their feelings, great! I don't know whether it does or not, and while I do agree with MOST of what you've said, I still feel like they're human beings, and I owe them some basic decency.

It's a very fine legal line that probably wouldn't hold up in court, but for both the escort AND the client, there is at least the POTENTIAL opportunity to say that we paid for her companionship, but we so enjoyed each others company that we also had consensual sex. Whereas if you approach it your way, it's pretty damn unambiguous: I saw this ho and paid her for sex, and we had sex.

And as far as "why not just say something like, I had a good time with Sally and here's her number?"; that really doesn't provide the information that most mongers actually DO want to know; a good example is the information on Stacy that's below. He could've just posted "I saw Stacy and didn't have a good time, don't call her" but then we wouldn't know whether his bad time was because she wasn't GFE and that's what he wanted, or she didn't do Greek and that's what he was looking for, or she was unaccommodating AND smelled like sewage, which was actually the case.

Just my 2 cents.

TPP.

[QUOTE=MidlifeCrisis; 1329926]I wanted to post this ASAP. I had the not so pleasurable experience to see Stacy today. She is working out of a run down house off North Shore (with an Air Mattress in the back room) kind of close to West Town. She stated she was running a special at $ for 30 so when I get there (after she gets the donation) she says I have a "few" rules. Pretty much the rules ended up being for the "special" rate you can have missionary anything else (positions or actions) would be a extra. 5. I thought well since I feel like I am getting screwed I would just do the missionary and return the favor. I started and after about 2 minutes this smell hits me, I understand a little smell after all these girls are using these things probably more than the average office worker so I don't expect them to be in prestige condition but this was so bad I couldn't continue. I honestly thought I was going to throw-up right there. Now the funny thing is that I was kind of pissed that everything was taken off the menu on the front end but I can tell you that it probably was a blessing as I could get up and out really fast while she was wondering what was going on.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stacy-blueyed-angel-fri-dec-2nd-100-special-today-call-now-23/2878347[/url][/QUOTE]This kinda mirrors the experience others have had with her (service wise; the report of odor is new). She also posts as "Nyla" and at least one other name, and has been reviewed before. Sorry you had a bad time, man.

Its a dry subject in Morristown unless you luck out at the grocery store. There was one Nikki from NC she was there awhile advertised on BP but lasted about a month? Don't know what happened to her I tried to nap several times but she never answered her phone. If you find a nap please post about the dream.

I was considering a nap with her but not now. I been there and done that before took a lot of washing to kill the smell.

[QUOTE=MidlifeCrisis; 1329926]I wanted to post this ASAP. I had the not so pleasurable experience to see Stacy today. She is working out of a run down house off North Shore (with an Air Mattress in the back room) kind of close to West Town. She stated she was running a special at $ for 30 so when I get there (after she gets the donation) she says I have a "few" rules. Pretty much the rules ended up being for the "special" rate you can have missionary anything else (positions or actions) would be a extra. 5. I thought well since I feel like I am getting screwed I would just do the missionary and return the favor. I started and after about 2 minutes this smell hits me, I understand a little smell after all these girls are using these things probably more than the average office worker so I don't expect them to be in prestige condition but this was so bad I couldn't continue. I honestly thought I was going to throw-up right there. Now the funny thing is that I was kind of pissed that everything was taken off the menu on the front end but I can tell you that it probably was a blessing as I could get up and out really fast while she was wondering what was going on.

I just wanted to throw this warning out because I know YMMV however I don't think there is enough cleaner to get that stench out. It was literally so bad that I had to meet friends an hour later and one of my friends asked me when I was alone if I can stepped in shit or something because it seemed that he kept smelling an odor from me. I realized that even though I had washed my hand after removing the condom that may hands still smelled really bad.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stacy-blueyed-angel-fri-dec-2nd-100-special-today-call-now-23/2878347[/url][/QUOTE]Dude that's Nyla. Had the same experience in an extended stay. The room looked like she had been living there for years. NASTY!

I had to go out of town this week and thought I would check in on Harley before I Left as I do not typically sample local talent when I am out of town. I have not had a great dream of Harley yet, but she has such a Hot Little Box (subtlety just did not feel right) that I will keep trying. I also love making out with her. She is in a new nicer location and despite a minor faux pas or two on her part (No Drama, just a scheduling issue that rushed me a bit) the aforementioned HLB came to the rescue of my dream. There is definitely potential for a great dream and I will soldier on in its pursuit.

Thanks Harley.

[QUOTE=TwoPupPop; 1330114]And also, with the exception of SW's, while it may be a very fine line to walk, most of these girls prefer to think of themselves as "escorts" versus "prostitutes" (or if you would prefer "working girls" or "hoes"). [B]Whether it's actually true or not, that gives at least the illusion that we're paying for their time and company (which I am!) and not necessarily paying them for sex. [/B] And frankly, if me writing about them with some respect helps them with their feelings, great! I don't know whether it does or not, and while I do agree with MOST of what you've said, I still feel like they're human beings, and I owe them some basic decency.

It's a very fine legal line that probably wouldn't hold up in court, but for both the escort AND the client, there is at least the POTENTIAL opportunity to say that we paid for her companionship, but we so enjoyed each others company that we also had consensual sex. Whereas if you approach it your way, it's pretty damn unambiguous: I saw this ho and paid her for sex, and we had sex.

Just my 2 cents.

TPP.[/QUOTE]Could not agree more Two Pup. I find myself returning most often to the girls with whom I have rapport or at least the illusion of rapport. Either way, it is not aided by getting on the board and and saying I fucked so and so in the ass, even though the factual distinction between that and I traveled to Greece with so and so is non existent. The decency and respect afforded these ladies, who as you say are human beings, is a good thing.

[QUOTE=Sincereh2001;1330208]Dude that's Nyla. Had the same experience in an extended stay. The room looked like she had been living there for years. NASTY![/QUOTE]I think this is Stella Payge. See post#586

This is mostly in reply to TwoPupPop, but I didn't won't to waste the space in quoting his post, given it's on the same page as this one.

I suppose members here could probably go back and forth forever on this subject, it's just, as I said, I think a lot of it is silly.

An analogy, years ago, I used to work at a hood convenience store and we sold the little glass 'love roses' they use to make crack pipes and the copper pads they use to make the filter.

I had a lot more respect for the guys who came in and said, 'hey man, give me a stem and some chore, ' than I did for the ones who would try to bullshit me about what they were doing.

Like the idiot that bought every box of baking soda I had and then told me his wife was 'making cookies. '

Yep.

Some of those really special cookies.

In the same vein, I had more respect for the girl who offered me a BJ in exchange for some stems and chore, than I did for the one who tried to tell me she was cleaning her oven.

As for the euphemisms here, as I said, you aren't fooling anybody and while none of it is likely to stand up in a court of law, Uncle Leo isn't as dumb as some people seem to think.

You can say, I fucked her up the ass.

You can say, I had a dream we took a trip to Greece.

Either way, if Leo is monitoring this site, he knows exactly what you're talking about.

The trick would be, he has to not only track you down, but also prove that you were the person mashing the keys on the computer and even then, prove that you weren't just posting a bunch of bullshit.

Generally speaking, they aren't going to waste their time.

If you're say, posting about raping children and they think you're telling the truth, then yeah, they'll hunt you down.

They aren't likely to bother with someone who's paying an adult woman for a piece of whatever.

Even on the street, they tend to target the girls and even then, it's usually because of citizen complaints.

As for how you treat the providers and what you say about them here.

I realize everyone has different tastes, different reasons for being in the hobby, different expectations, etc.

In my case, all I'm looking for is a warm, wet hole to dump a load in.

If we can talk, cut up a bit, enjoy each other's company, etc. Then great, but that's not what I'm looking for and certainly not what I'm paying for.

I do agree on not being mean to the girls. Even the SWers.

I will admit to having done some verbal humiliation with a few, but that was private and just between us.

I've also gone to the other extreme. I once picked up a SWer I knew, gave her $20 and a ride to her dealer, without even grabbing a tit and just because it was a miserably cold night, she had essentially no clothes on and I felt sorry for her.

Either way, I'the never come here and post something like, Sally will take it up the ass for $40 and here's her phone number.

I would post something like, I had a nice time with Sally and maybe you could as well.

Or if you didn't have a nice time, you can say something like, I met up with Stacey and if I were you, I wouldn't waste my time.

It's the 'I had a dream about' one that just seems fucking stupid to me and as I said, you're not fooling anybody.

Also, don't ever forget the YMMV aspect.

For one of a gadzillion reasons, a provider might be one way with one guy and totally different with another.

Yes, it's a business transaction, but it's also something very intimate. Even for the most seasoned ho, she's still allowing you to penetrate her body.

If for whatever reason, you can make a girl feel comfortable with you, then she may agree to do things she wouldn't normally do. Conversely, if she feels uncomfortable, then she may say no to something she'the say yes to with someone else.

One small example, I know one SWer who from what I've been told, she doesn't normally swallow, but she will with me.

I dreamed I met with Amber, again, early last week and all I can say is, WOW! Great personality, very relaxing atmosphere, and a figure that can only be described as "Goddess-like."

As many others have said, she's a true GFE and performs wonderfully. Can't wait to see her again.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/emily-is-back-was-up-guys-19/4766604[/url]

Emily is not worth seeing. She is a waste of time. She upsales if you give her the chance she will try to rip you off.

Has anyone seen this girl? If so, how was the experience?

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/have-you-been-lacking-or-missing-the-attention-you-so-richly-deserve-24/4676903[/url]

[QUOTE=Jj Dillion 2; 1330681][url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/emily-is-back-was-up-guys-19/4766604[/url]

Emily is not worth seeing. She is a waste of time. She upsales if you give her the chance she will try to rip you off.[/QUOTE]I noticed that this girl, and a few others, have links to posts that have pictures of girls in them that aren't them. This particular girl had a link to a male escort ad. What is that about? Does anyone know?

Anyone got any new info on Natalie?

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/avaliable-anytimeand-always-aims-to-please-specials-call-now-23/4732824[/url]

She seems to be closely associated with Emily, who has a questionable rep at best. The last post I saw un her was back near Halloween. Had anyone TOFTT with her? Little head says hit it, big head says stay away.

[QUOTE=MidlifeCrisis; 1329926]I wanted to post this ASAP. I had the not so pleasurable experience to see Stacy today. She is working out of a run down house off North Shore (with an Air Mattress in the back room) kind of close to West Town. She stated she was running a special at $ for 30 so when I get there (after she gets the donation) she says I have a "few" rules. Pretty much the rules ended up being for the "special" rate you can have missionary anything else (positions or actions) would be a extra. 5. I thought well since I feel like I am getting screwed I would just do the missionary and return the favor. I started and after about 2 minutes this smell hits me, I understand a little smell after all these girls are using these things probably more than the average office worker so I don't expect them to be in prestige condition but this was so bad I couldn't continue. I honestly thought I was going to throw-up right there. Now the funny thing is that I was kind of pissed that everything was taken off the menu on the front end but I can tell you that it probably was a blessing as I could get up and out really fast while she was wondering what was going on.

I just wanted to throw this warning out because I know YMMV however I don't think there is enough cleaner to get that stench out. It was literally so bad that I had to meet friends an hour later and one of my friends asked me when I was alone if I can stepped in shit or something because it seemed that he kept smelling an odor from me. I realized that even though I had washed my hand after removing the condom that may hands still smelled really bad.

[url]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stacy-blueyed-angel-fri-dec-2nd-100-special-today-call-now-23/2878347[/url][/QUOTE]Stacey or what ever she is calling her self now. I believe she used to post as stella and she was a rip off.

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1330473]This is mostly in reply to TwoPupPop, but I didn't won't to waste the space in quoting his post, given it's on the same page as this one.

I suppose members here could probably go back and forth forever on this subject, it's just, as I said, I think a lot of it is silly.

As for the euphemisms here, as I said, you aren't fooling anybody and while none of it is likely to stand up in a court of law, Uncle Leo isn't as dumb as some people seem to think.

You can say, I fucked her up the ass.

You can say, I had a dream we took a trip to Greece.

Either way, if Leo is monitoring this site, he knows exactly what you're talking about.

The trick would be, he has to not only track you down, but also prove that you were the person mashing the keys on the computer and even then, prove that you weren't just posting a bunch of bullshit.

Generally speaking, they aren't going to waste their time.

Either way, I'the never come here and post something like, Sally will take it up the ass for $40 and here's her phone number.

I would post something like, I had a nice time with Sally and maybe you could as well.

Or if you didn't have a nice time, you can say something like, I met up with Stacey and if I were you, I wouldn't waste my time.

It's the 'I had a dream about' one that just seems fucking stupid to me and as I said, you're not fooling anybody.[/QUOTE]Like I said, with the exception of the "I had a dream about" phrase, most of the phrases used on here are escort "industry" accepted terms; I think we can all agree that "I had a dream" isn't fooling anyone, but if a guy posts that a girl offers Greek, he's offering information (in widely accepted terms used everywhere, not just on this board) that would be useful to those seeking that option.