Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BrownBag;3627730]After reading about it extensively, I've decided to make my first trek to GH on Sunday morning. Since it's a 2-hour drive for me, I'm hoping somebody can point me in the right direction.

Does GH take reservations? I'm worried about getting there and finding only 1 girl available. If they do, then I could use a little guidance on who to go with. Day shift girls are Sofia, Makenzie, Tiffany, and Dakota. Can anybody give a super simple description (young / old, ethnicity, etc) of each?

I'm new to this board. Most of my mongering is around Chicago, but I haven't been very active in a while.[/QUOTE]I do not think GH take reservations, they are a walk-in service, so whoever is available that day is who you will work with. Once you walk in the door, the girls who are available will be in the front room and they will introduce themselves, and you chose who you want to be with.

I've been to several around town fancy with Jennifer is FS after second time I've had luck with every provider only HJ or BJ with rest though 4 on set back after house cut.

Fancy foot around corner is better LOL see jenny.

I saw her very recently and wanted to write review while still fresh in my mind. Anyone who knows me knows that I try not to say hurtful things, but since this is a business based on looks and service, I have to say some things that might offend the provider.

This is Sherri (sp?) in Portage. She posts in craigslist personals. She works out of her basement on the small futon which is too short, uncomfortable, and smelly. I am well over 6 feet so could not lay on futon without bending my knees. Messy house. Family including kids upstairs while she worked. Strange. 50 why / o, average but hard life looking face, body is pretty geriatric. If I met her at a bar, I would have no interest whatsoever. Service was a massage that wasn't a massage, She just rubbed a bit. She seemed to be more interested in me doing things to please her, but I felt no desire to do anything she wanted. I think she full service was part of the deal, but there is no way that I would consider. The ending was "so-so". If you have a fetish for rough around the edges, out of shape, older women you might be happy.

Finally got around to trying Gammon Rd. Massage started off good. Woman spoke no English and when I removed towel she spoke out for other woman who came in and took over. Seemed to be mammason she must have walked out five times to answer door or deal with other girls. Massage was good but the constant interruptions were annoying. The finish was good but I think this is definitely a YMMV place. Polite yet direct has always worked best for me. Still think Angel will be my preferred place but variety is the spice.

Made a first visit to gh today. Most likely it will be the only visit.

Not to say it was overly bad or anything I'm sure like everything else YMMV.

It's a hr drive north for me so I called ahead to see if the were having a busy day. Drove up called again I didn't want to walk in if no availability. Was told they had one.

Her name was Dakota (shortish brunette) . Took me into the room that was in the front of house. She said right off the bat. $. 8 for 40 min or $$. 4 for hr. I thought holy crap that's high. (I use to go to Clv in Belvidere IL. About 3-4 times a year they were only $ + tip but that was just He) hind sight I should of left but I wanted a massage. After 10 min of just back and legs rubbed she said I could flip for the fun anytime waited about another 5 min and realizing the massage wouldn't get any better I flipped. And she started 10 min later I was getting dressed she never asked for a tip and from some light reading on here what I gave when I walked in was about the average or a little over I never offered any more.

I have to say I liked Clv in IL way better it was only He but the massages use to be alot better. I'm not planing on going back I think in hind site I should of just went and for a professional massage and then went to look for a bng or qv for 2 added togeather would be about the same price and would have gotten a awesome massage.

Forgot to ad she was a very nice and friendly and she did look good. She was talkative and pleasant.

Bad massage by inexperienced poorly trained women that spoke no english. Door left open, nonsensual. She inured me when she slipped off my back trying to walk on it. I scheduled an hour but stopped at 30 minutes because it was so bad. I have never done that before. No tip. Left feeling angry and more stressed than when I walked in. Odana massage has better massage and ending, even though they tend to massage for only 55 of the 60 minutes I pay for. I'd much rather get jipped by 5 minutes for slightly above average massage than waste entire 60 minutes at magic massage spa on gammon.

[QUOTE=Timay285;3630583]Made a first visit to gh today. Most likely it will be the only visit.

Not to say it was overly bad or anything I'm sure like everything else YMMV.

It's a hr drive north for me so I called ahead to see if the were having a busy day. Drove up called again I didn't want to walk in if no availability. Was told they had one.

Her name was Dakota (shortish brunette) . Took me into the room that was in the front of house. She said right off the bat. $. 8 for 40 min or $$. 4 for hr. I thought holy crap that's high. (I use to go to Clv in Belvidere IL. About 3-4 times a year they were only $ + tip but that was just He) hind sight I should of left but I wanted a massage. After 10 min of just back and legs rubbed she said I could flip for the fun anytime waited about another 5 min and realizing the massage wouldn't get any better I flipped. And she started 10 min later I was getting dressed she never asked for a tip and from some light reading on here what I gave when I walked in was about the average or a little over I never offered any more.

I have to say I liked Clv in IL way better it was only He but the massages use to be alot better. I'm not planing on going back I think in hind site I should of just went and for a professional massage and then went to look for a bng or qv for 2 added togeather would be about the same price and would have gotten a awesome massage.

Forgot to ad she was a very nice and friendly and she did look good. She was talkative and pleasant.[/QUOTE]You might have wanted to try an earlier post inquiry or more research on previous posts on GH. Based on what you have posted here GH might have not been the right choice for what you were looking for. It's sounds like an AMP might have been more suitable.

[QUOTE=Timay285;3630583]Made a first visit to gh today. Most likely it will be the only visit.

Not to say it was overly bad or anything I'm sure like everything else YMMV.

It's a hr drive north for me so I called ahead to see if the were having a busy day. Drove up called again I didn't want to walk in if no availability. Was told they had one.

Her name was Dakota (shortish brunette) . Took me into the room that was in the front of house. She said right off the bat. $. 8 for 40 min or $$. 4 for hr. I thought holy crap that's high. (I use to go to Clv in Belvidere IL. About 3-4 times a year they were only $ + tip but that was just He) hind sight I should of left but I wanted a massage. After 10 min of just back and legs rubbed she said I could flip for the fun anytime waited about another 5 min and realizing the massage wouldn't get any better I flipped. And she started 10 min later I was getting dressed she never asked for a tip and from some light reading on here what I gave when I walked in was about the average or a little over I never offered any more.

I have to say I liked Clv in IL way better it was only He but the massages use to be alot better. I'm not planing on going back I think in hind site I should of just went and for a professional massage and then went to look for a bng or qv for 2 added togeather would be about the same price and would have gotten a awesome massage.

Forgot to ad she was a very nice and friendly and she did look good. She was talkative and pleasant.[/QUOTE]Can't say I find Dakota to be my type. I pay attention to who is working before I go. Kendra is maybe the best for your money. Ginger is ok, JoJo is a good time, Asia is ok & I can't remember the name of the other girl I've been with.

If you're looking for a massage, you went to the wrong place.

Don't waste time lackluster massage and no nothing.

[QUOTE=PorchHonky;3631303]Don't waste time lackluster massage and no nothing.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Last two times were self serve. Crazy thing. I walked in last week and had a hot Chinese woman, but she ended up with the guy that walked in right behind me. That was odd. Doors are all open 6-8 and they don't close them when asked.

[QUOTE=PorchHonky;3629249]I've been to several around town fancy with Jennifer is FS after second time I've had luck with every provider only HJ or BJ with rest though 4 on set back after house cut.[/QUOTE]Fancy foot by Klinke cleaners? In my experience this is the straightest place in town. The rooms aren't even private. You are joking right?

[QUOTE=TJ321;3631175]Can't say I find Dakota to be my type. I pay attention to who is working before I go. Kendra is maybe the best for your money. Ginger is ok, JoJo is a good time, Asia is ok & I can't remember the name of the other girl I've been with.

If you're looking for a massage, you went to the wrong place.[/QUOTE]What nationality is Jojo, Asia, Sophie? I haven't been to GH for a while and curious to know how they look like and how old. Thanks for any help.

I had my first visit today at Canyon with Yuna. She is beautiful, young lady that I had a very enjoyable time with. I will definitely be repeating.

[QUOTE=HighLightZ;3631793]What nationality is Jojo, Asia, Sophie? I haven't been to GH for a while and curious to know how they look like and how old. Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]Asia is a little Chinese girl. A couple extra lbs, but not bad. She works hard to get you off. I couldn't finish the job and she made sure I did.

Chanel was a good first piece there. Maybe a 7-8.

Kendra was wild. Hot action for sure. Tall slender brunette with fake tits. Solid 8.

Ginger is nice. 7-8.

Jojo is a half black girl and a wild ride. Maybe a 7 but fucks like a 9. 5.