Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Vamassage Fan]I've had great experiences at some of the AMPs, but used to be a big follower of the non asian FBSM agencies. Blue Gems, Secret Temptations, VALadies,. Particularly when there was a lot of info/reviews about them on other sites, but my favorites (Tara at BG, Jessica and Nina at ST) left, and the agencies were banned from other sites. Why is there not more discussion of these on this board? I'd be happy to share with other my experiences and do so TOFTT exploration, but my general experience is that YMMV so much that it helps to have advice. It gets expensive to pay $$ for a body rub and chance to kiss a breast, then find out its upsale for anything else. Anyone else interested in either getting more post or a small pm exchange group to find the current diamonds in the rough. Each of these agencies has a lot of new talent that looks hot. I'd love to find the next Tara, Jessica or Nina.[/QUOTE]

I saw Adrianna at Secret Temptations. I don't know about the other girls but she is hot and you get the standard NOVA fare for the same price as the NOVA AMPs. Except it's a much hotter girl.

NOVA AMPs don't do it for me since 90% of the attendants are old and ugly.

My feeling is these agencies are YMMV. I've had everything from BBFS to "just" a HJ. It's Forest Gumps box of chocolates. Trouble is, the chocolates are expensive.

[QUOTE=Vamassage Fan]I've had great experiences at some of the AMPs, but used to be a big follower of the non asian FBSM agencies. Blue Gems, Secret Temptations, VALadies,. Particularly when there was a lot of info/reviews about them on other sites, but my favorites (Tara at BG, Jessica and Nina at ST) left, and the agencies were banned from other sites. Why is there not more discussion of these on this board? I'd be happy to share with other my experiences and do so TOFTT exploration, but my general experience is that YMMV so much that it helps to have advice. It gets expensive to pay $$ for a body rub and chance to kiss a breast, then find out its upsale for anything else. Anyone else interested in either getting more post or a small pm exchange group to find the current diamonds in the rough. Each of these agencies has a lot of new talent that looks hot. I'd love to find the next Tara, Jessica or Nina.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mifwic1234]As all can tell I'm not a big poster.- since I only have mp dreams once in awhile. I've also wondered why the both the independents and the agencies aren't reviewed more often. I know from checking in here often there is great concern with the amount of information in some of these posts and how it might effect the trade in these parts, but I'd like to know from the senior members if it would be appropriate to provide info on non-AMP dreams.[/QUOTE]

Yes it would be appropriate to share that. I've been curious about a few of them but haven't seen much information.

[QUOTE=Guitarman1]Yes it would be appropriate to share that. I've been curious about a few of them but haven't seen much information.[/QUOTE]I need some insight to some of the NOVA AMP. Looking for AMP 101

[QUOTE=Sirknight60]I need some insight to some of the NOVA AMP. Looking for AMP 101[/QUOTE]

AMP 101...find an AMP and do a report.

Nice first post! :rolleyes:

MnV

[QUOTE=Mifwic1234]As all can tell I'm not a big poster.- since I only have mp dreams once in awhile. I've also wondered why the both the independents and the agencies aren't reviewed more often. I know from checking in here often there is great concern with the amount of information in some of these posts and how it might effect the trade in these parts, but I'd like to know from the senior members if it would be appropriate to provide info on non-AMP dreams.[/QUOTE]

There is a thread for escorts. That would be the appropriate place to report on those places. People do appreciate it. But there is a difference. Can you just walk into the place with no call ahead, no appointment?

Some people post info on chinese condos here, and the price is usually similar to an amp. If you have to call ahead, it's not what most here would consider an amp. The prices on many escorts can easily be twice that of an amp, and that's probably why you don't see as many posts on them.

If the board (this thread and DC's amp thread) seem dead at the moment, it is not because people don't know where to go, or have nothing to report, it's because of the large number of shutdowns in DC recently. Maybe it's just another election year crackdown, or maybe they left with the downturn in the economy. I don't think those who've Read The Fucking Forum are looking to draw the wrong type of attention at this moment.

Negative reports are welcome, it's good to know where to avoid, but telling where to go to get FS or BBBJ at the moment just seems like putting an unecessary target on your fav place or girl.

There is a lot of backchannel info going around by PM. Most people reporting are being vague on purpose. These things go in cycles. Things will most likely pick back up after elections have passed.

Wayward One

When I was younger there were these things called mad libs. Your report reminded me of them . Maybe while we're waiting for things to improve we can have some fun.


This week I went to ___ [insert AMP name]___ (again). Was __[adjective]___ to have new girl ___ [two syllable word with repeated syllable]___ who I'd describe as _____ [adjective]____. Paid .8 for 1 hr. [adjective] TS, cautious feeling out process b/c each to each other. ___[insert rating]___ massage. Before the flip she asked ___['insert favorite amp girl question ']___ which I don't like specifying. Told her ___[ insert comment]___. On the flip, nice slow carees, roaming allowed, encouraged some daty, paid attention to ___[insert embarassing body parts]___. Left. ___[insert decimal number]___ b/c [same embarassing body part]___.

{inset monger alias}

Here's mine:

This week I went to ___ Happy McSlappy's___ again. Was __flabbergasted___ to have new girl ___ NoNo___ who I'd describe as _____ bouncy-trouncy-fun-fun-fun____. Paid .8 for 1 hr. ___chilly___ TS, cautious feeling out process. ___ticklish___ massage. Before the flip she asked ___'where you from ?!?'___ which I don't like specifying. Told her ___I have nothing to declare___. On the flip, nice slow carees, roaming allowed, encouraged some daty, paid attention to ___my belly button___. Left. ___$___ b/c ___extraordinary belly button attention___.

Wayward One

[QUOTE=Mason37]Could a Sr. Member p. M. Me & give input on my "draft" of a possible post, on whether it's too much info? If I don't fill in blanks, it's useless to members. If I fill them in, LE & rookie members screw things up. Maybe leave blanks but invite p. M. From Sr/ trusted members? Seeking suggestions.

This week I went to ___ [pretend I use AMP name] again. Was happy to have new girl ___ [pretend I use her name] who I'd describe as _____ [insert stat's & descrption of her]. Paid. 8 for 1 hr. Nice TS, cautious feeling out process b/c each to each other. Slightly above-avg massage. Before the flip she asked 'how much want to spend today? ' which I don't like specifying. May've thrown out some numbers [which could've the jersey numbers of NFL players]. On the flip, nice slow carees, roaming allowed, encouraged some daty, very close attention by her (with her face very close) paid to certain parts [like maybe my sore neck]. Left. 8 b/c close attention.[/QUOTE]

After some digging around in the internet, I found a very obscure forum board with an AMP ad posted only once that was dated 5 months ago. So I called the number on the ad, and met the girl at a very expensive condo complex in NorVirg. Wow, only 6-digit earners could afford a place in this condo. It tells me that the operators of this AMP are people of wealth.

Anyways, I got in. Gave the standard $.6 for the hour. Girl looked mid-20's. Face was a 7, body was a 5, but nice size titties. Massage was great. I felt like jello after the massage. Then the standard cbj, daty, mish, doggy. She told me she came twice. While doing the doggy, I did a finger greek on her. She said it was her first time getting a finger greek, and she loved it. I asked her for the real greek, and she said next time. (bummer)

Overall, had a good time with her. The ad said that they don't want any spreading of their info to anyone else beyond what they, themselves, advertise. So, if you want info, PM me, but I'll tell you to not tell them you heard it from me.

And keep digging around, guys. With the visible AMPs closing all around DC, the clandestine ones, like this one, is popping up, probably one right next door to you. =P

Peace...

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]After some digging around in the internet, I found a very obscure forum board with an AMP ad posted only once that was dated 5 months ago. So I called the number on the ad, and met the girl at a very expensive condo complex in NorVirg. Wow, only 6-digit earners could afford a place in this condo. It tells me that the operators of this AMP are people of wealth.

Anyways, I got in. Gave the standard $.6 for the hour. Girl looked mid-20's. Face was a 7, body was a 5, but nice size titties. Massage was great. I felt like jello after the massage. Then the standard cbj, daty, mish, doggy. She told me she came twice. While doing the doggy, I did a finger greek on her. She said it was her first time getting a finger greek, and she loved it. I asked her for the real greek, and she said next time. (bummer)

Overall, had a good time with her. The ad said that they don't want any spreading of their info to anyone else beyond what they, themselves, advertise. So, if you want info, PM me, but I'll tell you to not tell them you heard it from me.

And keep digging around, guys. With the visible AMPs closing all around DC, the clandestine ones, like this one, is popping up, probably one right next door to you. =P

Peace...[/QUOTE]

Wow, I got slammed with PMs. I can't tell the real mongers from the 5.0 masquerading as mongers. In all fairness, the place asked me to not give away any info (e.g. phone #, address, etc.). So I'll be kind to them, but share 3 clues for you guys on how I found this hidden gold.
1. I did a lot of searching through various internet search engines.
2. I didn't find this ad in the obvious websites (e.g. Craigslist, Ero, SexGuides, here, etc.). Nor was it a private, personal website either. It was still a public posting board like Craigslist, but a very obscure one that hardly anyone posts but once in a blue moon.
3. Some asked if it was near Arlington/Tyson Corner/etc. Others asked if it was near Fairfax. Still others asked if it was near Dulles. All I can say is, "yes."

Hope this helps. If not, sorry, but with so many good places raided by 5.0., and too many PMs slammed at me, I'm keeping this place tight lipped, and share to only selected senior members only.

It was a rainy Saturday and I was bored. I drew connie. She gives a nice medium massage and a very nice soft massage with a nova finish. I would repeat.

My new norm for me is the happy beginning, I'm waiting on the table face up. Something young know's my mo now so she just laughs when she says turn over and I say no. This leaves me relaxed to enjoy the massage. I've tensed up during the nova in the past to find I need a massage after the massage. Sometimes there was time for more massage, sometimes not. This way I leave truley relaxed, and when in the mood, happy ending too.

Gave it a shot today. Its not 65 mins as advertised but maybe 30 with shower. Short massage and flip and then out the door. Cheap but not a great value. Therapist had a freaky attitude about her but still alittle rushed. there is no truth in advertising, lol.

PC out

Been driving past Lily's Spa the past week and the lights have been out. Does anyone know if anything happened there? It's always been a nice place to visit. Hate to think someone has done something to get it closed down.

They were closed up last week after a visit from LEO.

Seems the providers were not licensed.

[QUOTE=Silver Tongue]Been driving past Lily's Spa the past week and the lights have been out. Does anyone know if anything happened there? It's always been a nice place to visit. Hate to think someone has done something to get it closed down.[/QUOTE]

Both Lilly's Therapy and MIO were visited and closed last week.