Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ib Mike]I checked out a new (to me) place at 14200 Culver in Irvine, upstairs. Great massage from average looking Korean. HJ but not much else is available and not sure more would be desired by most. Good option if you need something quick and are not into a more complete experience. The massage was almost a chiropractic session. My back has never felt better.

40+ 25[/QUOTE]Damn thankx dude that is what I am talking about, I love a good hard ass massage followed by a slow erotic hand release. I don't care if the girl is old or ugly or whatever, so long as her hands are strong and she is skilled and she acts like she is getting turned on by feeling my body.

[QUOTE=ZonaMonger]I was pretty mad when trooth went away. When I tried the new place it was difficult, but then I just figure that there is a learning curve. Sure enough, about 5 days later I had ti figured out and almost like it now. Somehow, I made it out of lockup on humanplex. Lots of girls are posting now, its will be ok

zm[/QUOTE]What the hell does this mean?

More importantly, what do I need to do to get out of lockup on humanplex!?

[QUOTE=Ib Mike]I checked out a new (to me) place at 14200 Culver in Irvine, upstairs. Great massage from average looking Korean. HJ but not much else is available and not sure more would be desired by most. Good option if you need something quick and are not into a more complete experience. The massage was almost a chiropractic session. My back has never felt better.

40+ 25[/QUOTE]I've been here twice myself. Walls don't go up to the ceiling, and there's a little peek window in each room. First time was with a Korean gal in her 20s, and there was no action to be found. Second time was with an older, average-looking Korean woman who teased, but I ended up with a DIY.

What a coincidence, I just saw these places on CL on Sat. What caught my eye was the closing time, either 2 am or 3 am. Depending upon what part of the ad you are reading, and the table shower, something that's becoming a scarcity!

Executive Summary:

Don't waste your time. Unless its midnight and you just will NOT jack off! It sure as hell is not anything special.

Peon Details:

I wound up going at about midnight, asked for the hour (40/hh. 60/hr) was given 10 min wait time. Since there was another sombitch waiting I took the 10 min out back in the car (driving around actually). When I returned there was a different sombitch sitting in the waiting room. I was ushered into the back and to a small room (locking full length regular interior door), where upon I promptly stripped and boarded the extremely flimsy table (yea yea, I'm overweight, but that table had rickets! ) Anyway, I wait for a few minutes and in waddles my "therapist". Damn, she had more junk than trunk! Hell I look slim next to her (well maybe not, but you get the idea! ) Hispanic, 5'nothin, about 200lbs. She puts the towel over my ass, and starts with a light rub down. Never really getting too close to the boys, until I try (and I mean TRY) to wedge my hand between her legs and up to her snatch. Fortunately she was able to catch my meaning despite my hand getting stuck between her thunderous thighs no closer than 6" from the intended target! On the flip, she started massaging the leader of the outfit, but stopped and confirmed that I knew that that was not included in the door fee, and asked how much additional I was prepared to part with. She was worth nothing additional, but I offered her 40 for a quick HJ since I am a gentleman. She actually had the audacity to ask for more, based upon the idea I might like to TOUCH HER MORE! I guess even the dregs of the buisness have latched onto the "I touch you. One price, you touch me/I take cloths off as well. MORE! " pricing scheme. She was not even close to worth it, so I let her finish the task at hand, and give me the table shower (which was lame to say the least).

On the way to the room, and then on the way to the shower, I did see a couple of Asian women (and they were not HALF the women my girl was! ) that I would have gladly paid for.

The good:

1. Open Late (2am so no shit its going to have extras!

2. Takes the pressure down a bit.

3. Possibly better looking providers, if your timing is better!

The Bad: 1. Met TWO fellow mongers in the waiting room! Thats just unsat!

2. Just as expensive as everywhere else.

3. FAT ugly provider.

4. Asked for amount of (if not the actual) tip in advance.

5. VERY unsanitary conditions. (There was only a paper towel around the face hole, and nothing for the pillow on the flip. I took the crotch towel for that before she even had the pillow in place. The table shower had a plastic liner over the table. No, not one that gets replaced between sombitches, the same one for ALL sombitches! )

6. Take your cloths to the shower room, because yes, your room just might get used before your return, or your shit just might get stolen with all the foot traffic!

I think you can guess, but, no, I will not return.

BTW, I think this is my first post under this user ID, but I have previously existed as. Smoothbore, and BobBitchin. There was one other quite a ways back (99 or 2000, but shit, I have enough trouble remembering how to get to work each morning to remember that far back! ) Hopefully I will remember to transfer this password file the next time I reinstall the OS!

[QUOTE=Baby Penn]Been seeing these on craigslist: [url]http: //orangecounty. Craigslist.org/ths/652638057.html[/url] [url]http: //orangecounty. Craigslist.org/ths/652585791.html[/url] [url]http: //orangecounty. Craigslist.org/ths/652575247.html[/url]

They have different addresses but they post with the same style of writing. Any intels on them? I don't want to drive all the way to the OC for nothing special.

Thanks. [/QUOTE]

Went to Valley Chiro in LH today. Saw Ruby. Now, I have been frequenting the AMPs for about 8 yrs. Now and I have never been with a girl as hot as Ruby. Face and body were a very strong 8. I have never done fs but, she was so hot, if I had the money with me today, I may have gone through with it.

The place is a little pricey: 5 at the door. I saw Ruby when I walked in and told mms that she's the one I wanted. Ruby comes in and starts with a decent massage and then asks if I want "everything" I said, just HJ. She said 6 was the min. For HJ. All I had was 5 but of course she took it.

I will be back for sure. I want to fs but am so afraid of brining something home with me. Not worth it. Pm if you want the datails of the experience.

[QUOTE=Amp Novice]Went to Valley Chiro in LH today. Saw Ruby. Now, I have been frequenting the AMPs for about 8 yrs. Now and I have never been with a girl as hot as Ruby. Face and body were a very strong 8. I have never done fs but, she was so hot, if I had the money with me today, I may have gone through with it.

The place is a little pricey: 5 at the door. I saw Ruby when I walked in and told mms that she's the one I wanted. Ruby comes in and starts with a decent massage and then asks if I want "everything" I said, just HJ. She said 6 was the min. For HJ. All I had was 5 but of course she took it.

I will be back for sure. I want to fs but am so afraid of brining something home with me. Not worth it. Pm if you want the datails of the experience.[/QUOTE]Yeah I like it when they say that American men like Korean women with tans. A tanned K girl, mmmmmm

After a very long tenure at lfbc, Candy has quit. Following a few visits these past few weeks, I kept receiving the "vacation" excuse when attempting to make an appointment with her. One of the other gals confirmed it to me today that she has left lfbc. She was my atf at this particular establishment, so if anyone has any info on her, please shoot me a pm.

Well, on the topic of lfbc, I saw Alice, and kind of wish I hadn't. As she motioned me to enter the hall from the lobby, she always seemed to have this mystical dark cloud around her like something out of Harry Potter flick. Anyway, I believe she's the lone Caucasian there, and according to her, she's been there for 4 years. Apparently, I've been lucky for four years because I haven't seen her. Meanness aside, she was decent conversation, but the massage and hj were a bit below par. Even as I left she was huddled in her shroud near the water cooler a few yards away. Eerie.

Had a fantastic lunch at the auto center today with Julie. I was allowed two servings since she noticed I was still hungry after the first. I asked for seconds and she obliged! YMMV

[QUOTE=Vinn Rock]After a very long tenure at lfbc, Candy has quit. Following a few visits these past few weeks, I kept receiving the "vacation" excuse when attempting to make an appointment with her. One of the other gals confirmed it to me today that she has left lfbc. She was my atf at this particular establishment, so if anyone has any info on her, please shoot me a pm.[/QUOTE]

Last time I saw her was about a month ago. Softest hands ever! We hugged - she told me she was almost 50. I told her we had many good times together. It felt like goodbye. My best times with her were almost two years ago now - lfbc is really going downhill.

Been lurking here for quit a while now. Don’t have time or means to get out to too many new places. My ATF, of 8 years, has never been mentioned on here and she likes it that way.

Anyways, I have been seeing a lot of new places on CL suggesting wonderful extras. (Don’t they always.) So I decided to give one of them a try last night. Tried the one the offers all the extras, like they are a regular day spa or something, on the corner of the son of the lamp in GG.

Stopped by a few days ago to check the place out during the day light and grab a business card, they did not have any yet. Looked nice, upstairs in the back. Went back on Friday night, right at closing, 9pm. There was a young asian boy and girl working the front desk, girl was cute and did all the talking. 45 for the half and was taken back to a nice room with a real door. Disrobed and used the towel to cover. 5 minutes later in walked a 6, “Hi Honey”, never did get her name. Took the towel off right away, applied some lotion and gave a good shoulder massage for about 5 minutes and then stated the fingernail tickle. Then she just left, came back with a warm wet towel and cleaned me off. She then asked me to flip. After a few more minutes of the fingernails on the front, she asks me if I want a (hand up and down), I say yes, she says 60, I say I only got 35 left, after a few more back and forth she says bring me more next time. She was very mechanical and focused on her goal. No touching of special parts and nothing else was offered. I did get the impression that if I had more with me, more was available. After all is said and done, she cleans me up with, the now cold, towel and says that’s all and leaves. I get dressed and walk out. There are now 2 older asain men at the front closing out the CC machine and counting the cash, there is also an older asain woman wondering around now, had the air of a MM about her. They all seemed nice and said have a good night and please come again. And I just think I might, of course, I want the girl at the front desk next time.

WOW, that ended up being a lot longer that I had intended. Anyways, you all be safe out there now and have some fun!

[QUOTE=Vinn Rock]Well, on the topic of lfbc, I saw Alice, and kind of wish I hadn't. As she motioned me to enter the hall from the lobby, she always seemed to have this mystical dark cloud around her like something out of Harry Potter flick. Anyway, I believe she's the lone Caucasian there[/QUOTE]Look again, I think she is actually albino asian.

If there's one thing I've learned in this hobby, it is this: If you see a girl you can really connect with, don't waste time, get her cell phone digits. Good girls are way too hard and way too expensive to find.

[QUOTE=Vinn Rock]After a very long tenure at lfbc, Candy has quit. Following a few visits these past few weeks, I kept receiving the "vacation" excuse when attempting to make an appointment with her. One of the other gals confirmed it to me today that she has left lfbc. She was my atf at this particular establishment, so if anyone has any info on her, please shoot me a pm.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to 660 Baker in CM? Their CL add looks good. Wondering if anyone has TOFTT there.

Can anyone please help me and PM me a good backdoor, BBBJ, girl or latina MP that offers extras?

My spot is not so hot anymore and I need some new faces and meat. I'll give details about my spot for your spot.