My freaky experience at 113 GF
It was I think last July, at 113th GF, about a month before it got shut down. I had probably enjoyed about a dozen sessions there, most of them rather nice. This time it was starting out great. A very fine looking early 30's gal I had not seen there before, and her leggings were ultra thin, almost like she was only wearing pantyhose, over a pretty sweet ass and she was very liberal with getting in range for my anxious fingertips. So I'm getting nice and revved up, and then I hear jingle jingle the front door opens and a mans voice, louder than normal, and the mamasam chattering in Chinese and all hell breaking loose. My MT bolts out the door. It was WA LE and basically sounded like he was lining them all up and I'm hearing "I want to see each of your licenses" and "which of you live here?" and "are your services done with a sheet or towel covering? Well I'll tell you I damn sure found a sheet and covered everything except my nose pretty much, over my butt nekked body. Sure enough the dude invades my room, turn on the light, starts rummaging around, he says to me "Excuse me sir!" but that was his only interaction with me, man I was terrified. A few minutes later he was gone and my MT returned and the first thing she said was "We only do massage here nothing else!" Yeah for sure the rest of THAT day. So I guess that was an opening salvo by LE, the beginning of the end.
Bizarre & Outlandish experience.
[QUOTE=GioX68;4674302]Tell us a story of your freakiest experience, gross, fun or odd.[/QUOTE]This happened a couple of summers ago. The little head was in complete control, I was headed over to South Milwaukee to see a well known and reviewed provider (no names to protect the innocent) around mid night. I get there and head down into the basement corner bedroom. Finally see her in the light and see she is a full 9 month pregnant and minutes away from bursting. I guess her pictures were about 10 months old! Little head says "fuck it" we came all this way, just get me some head! She excuses herself to use the bathroom. Comes out a few minute later and says "My water just broke". "So we have to be quick". At this point the big head gets involved in a semi panic. She still wants to go so I toss her twenty ask if she needs to call for a ride or ambulance and then I bail with big head leading the way and little me bitching "what about my BJ". Got in the car and sped away. Ten minutes later I pulled over because it was no longer safe to drive I was laughing so hard. I got home and immediately posted of my experience.
No doubt I have been in the hobby too long (30 years in and out).
Be safe and be smart and maybe you to can do 30 years and experience the bizarre underbelly of humanity with the rest of us long timers.
Freakiest experience, gross, fun or odd
[QUOTE=GioX68;4674302]Tell us a story of your freakiest experience, gross, fun or odd.[/QUOTE]Fucking Big Red in the ass and when I pulled out, the rubber stayed in. I had to pull it out and it was covered in shit. This was at her parents house when she was living in the basement just west of Hwy 1x0 in Hales Corners. A room full of teens upstairs. Can't believe I admit that. I had sunken to a new low.
I recall a Chinese MILF. Who is about 70 now. Her husband was sitting in his Lazy Boy watching TV in the next room. He was very old. The next day we took her kids to an amusement park and she kept grabbing my cock on the roller coaster. That evening she took me to meet her sisters. All uglier as hell. Yak Yak in Chinese. Then back to her place for a free session. That continued on for awhile. She was trying to talk me into retiring in China with her. NOT.