Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DoctorWhoNice;2296938]Honestly? I think Anita's massage is the best "full body massage" ever. No FS. No oral. No touching private parts but wow really nice massage.[/QUOTE]I stopped by magic massage recently. I thought the atmosphere was great. I got Jessica for a 60 min session. She is easy on the eyes and has decent English which made conversation easier than most MT. The massage was fantastic and made me feel like a new man when I left. There were no extras. I will certainly be making a return visit.

Weird massage. Massage therapist worked hard at deep massage but it would less frustrating if they just kept it straight and non-sensual. She did very extreme tease with lots of sensual rubbing including ass and balls but no other direct contact or release offered / given. Inquiry was made several times with tip offers, but she declined. I even started self serve but she walked out. A dull ache is still with me. Adding insult to injury, she tried to up-sell 30 minutes more massage time for $45 but said would not offer release if paid more.

Been to many AMP in a variety of US and Canadian Chinatowns but never had massage like this. Non-sensual and sensual massages can be very satisfying and relaxing. To me but this was some strange frustrating hybrid. The overt tease without release strategy might mislead some to pay for longer massages but I can't imagine how this will work long term? I left much more tense and frustrated than when I arrived.

[QUOTE=PleaseHelp;2309366]Weird massage. Massage therapist worked hard at deep massage but it would less frustrating if they just kept it straight and non-sensual. She did very extreme tease with lots of sensual rubbing including ass and balls but no other direct contact or release offered / given. Inquiry was made several times with tip offers, but she declined. I even started self serve but she walked out. A dull ache is still with me. Adding insult to injury, she tried to up-sell 30 minutes more massage time for $45 but said would not offer release if paid more.

Been to many AMP in a variety of US and Canadian Chinatowns but never had massage like this. Non-sensual and sensual massages can be very satisfying and relaxing. To me but this was some strange frustrating hybrid. The overt tease without release strategy might mislead some to pay for longer massages but I can't imagine how this will work long term? I left much more tense and frustrated than when I arrived.[/QUOTE]You make little sense, my friend.

[QUOTE=PleaseHelp;2309366]Weird massage. Massage therapist worked hard at deep massage but it would less frustrating if they just kept it straight and non-sensual. She did very extreme tease with lots of sensual rubbing including ass and balls but no other direct contact or release offered / given. Inquiry was made several times with tip offers, but she declined. I even started self serve but she walked out. A dull ache is still with me. Adding insult to injury, she tried to up-sell 30 minutes more massage time for $45 but said would not offer release if paid more.

Been to many AMP in a variety of US and Canadian Chinatowns but never had massage like this. Non-sensual and sensual massages can be very satisfying and relaxing. To me but this was some strange frustrating hybrid. The overt tease without release strategy might mislead some to pay for longer massages but I can't imagine how this will work long term? I left much more tense and frustrated than when I arrived.[/QUOTE]I have had this kind of massage before at an AMP on College ave in Appleton. It just seemed like she was doing everything possible to get me sexually frustrated to get me to pay for more time so she would get more money while leaving me disappointed and with an empty wallet.

I had the same tees at the sun wellness spa in Sun Prairie. Just touch me with feathers and expected me to self released no massage whatsoever. Total BS. Five months ago. I gave up on that place.

Long time lurker here. I saw Crystal's add in Baraboo come up. I saw her post on craigslist many of times. Any reviews? I search this board but didn't find anything.

[URL]http://madison.craigslist.org/thp/4832025583.html[/URL]

Thank you,

Chronic.

[QUOTE=OneChronic;2322785]Long time lurker here. I saw Crystal's add in Baraboo come up. I saw her post on craigslist many of times. Any reviews? I search this board but didn't find anything.

[URL]http://madison.craigslist.org/thp/4832025583.html[/URL]

Thank you,

Chronic.[/QUOTE]I tried three times to see her over the last couple of years. She never picked up or returned my calls. I'm old & my memory isn't that sharp. I recall a review appx 2 to 3 months a go which was discouraging. I hope you get to see her.

Well. I tried a couple of times this week to make an appointment with Anita at Magical Massage, but was told variously she was very busy, or had a day off. Anyone know whether she's going to be back sometime, is gone for good, or just moved to another AMP?

(I guess I should have tried to see her more often. :-p).

Thank you!

[QUOTE=AnotherHobbist;2325249]Well. I tried a couple of times this week to make an appointment with Anita at Magical Massage, but was told variously she was very busy, or had a day off. Anyone know whether she's going to be back sometime, is gone for good, or just moved to another AMP?

(I guess I should have tried to see her more often. :-p).

Thank you![/QUOTE]Not sure about Anita, I got same response. I'd suggest giving Jessica a try.

Went last week to Geisha house to see either MacKenzie or Summer. MacKenzie did not show up to work that day because of the snow but Summer was available. Summer is a good looking blonde with a fantastic body. Her ass is perfect! She also is very friendly and made you feel at ease. Still can't get over that nice ass.

Has anyone tried her out by chance? Any reviews? Does she allow you to be nude? I know she says no happy endings but has someone received one?

Thank you for the future information.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/exude-wellness-and-tranquility-tranformative-massage-affordable-price/10029011[/URL]

[QUOTE=OneChronic;2358751]Has anyone tried her out by chance? Any reviews? Does she allow you to be nude? I know she says no happy endings but has someone received one?

Thank you for the future information.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/exude-wellness-and-tranquility-tranformative-massage-affordable-price/10029011[/URL][/QUOTE]Being this is your second post let me help you. Grow up asking questions like "does she allow you to be nude" is childish. Get a grasp on terminology and tact. Second, this is your second post and your not going to get any info by asking immature questions. Do you not realize that everyone reads these boards? Here's my suggestion, TOFTT and report back your fingings and establish your credibility.

[QUOTE=Sifter;2330227]Went last week to Geisha house to see either MacKenzie or Summer. MacKenzie did not show up to work that day because of the snow but Summer was available. Summer is a good looking blonde with a fantastic body. Her ass is perfect! She also is very friendly and made you feel at ease. Still can't get over that nice ass.[/QUOTE]Had to try Summer at Geisha Tuesday mid-day, very nice, you are right, I am going to have the same dreams about that perfect ass till the next time.

[QUOTE=FvGuy;2328593]Not sure about Anita, I got same response. I'd suggest giving Jessica a try.[/QUOTE]Jessica is the boss lady there and it is pretty clear to me that Anita is OTD. Still not really clear to me why but then. Why ask why?

[QUOTE=DoctorWhoNice;2362012]Jessica is the boss lady there and it is pretty clear to me that Anita is OTD. Still not really clear to me why but then. Why ask why?[/QUOTE]Darn. I really liked her. .

I've been wondering if maybe she moved to the new parlor that's on the 3500 block of E Washington. Purely based on the observation that the prices are the same as at the Gammon place. But I haven't (yet) tried to go there.

Fun table shower, mutual massage, 2 pop session, and there is new talent eager to please.

[QUOTE=KingSalami;2366699]Fun table shower, mutual massage, 2 pop session, and there is new talent eager to please.[/QUOTE]I'm still learning about the madison area, so could you be more specific?

Did not try shower table, got 1 pop but she was kinda reluctant about it. One of the best options in Madison though.

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Drove to MacF for a little fun.

I've been there once before. The first time, after a nice table shower, I had an excellent massage. She 'played' reluctant at first, and then said because I was "so nice" she would do it for me.

That was back in Dec. So, I decided to go back on Sunday. I had what must've been a newbie. When she took me to the table shower, another woman said she was going to do that part, because my girl hadn't done a table shower before. I suggested they both do it, so the girl could learn. That worked, and that was nice (but they told me to wash 'myself'.). I told them no, that they could do it, but no such luck.

Then, into the room. Was left just with my 'new girl'. She did a decent massage, but nothing to write home about. Lots of sensual touching around 'near' the ass, and 'near' the boys. But no actual contact. Then, flipped. Gentle rubbing all over my stomach, and lots of. What seemed like [I]accidental[/I] contact with me. However, no actual full contact. Would let me rub her ass, legs, stomach and back. But if I tried to grab up top, she pulled away. She offered to let me finish myself, but consistently refused to do so. She kept saying 'so sorry', and would lay her head on my stomach, and pat my chest.

Ugh. Not satisfying. Most disappointing considering I'd been there before, and knew I could expect more.

I know that the goal for many is to lie back and enjoy a glorious finish performed by the masseuse. In many of the Madison AMPs, that simply isn't going to happen. It's obvious to me that many of the massage providers are being told that jacking off the client is grounds for termination.

So, you can go home frustrated and unsatisfied. Or, you can work within the rules and do what they are tacitly inviting you to do. And that's not such a bad thing for a $20 tip, if the massage and table shower is performed well. If you time things right, you can actually get quite a bit of assistance without the provider technically breaking the house rules.

The bonus is that you go home feeling pretty good and have spent less than you would for an overpriced HJ. The job might actually get done better if you do it yourself.

If life throws you lemons, make lemonade.

Just heard today that Chyna's last day will be next Thursday.

Also Gemini is no longer there.

No news of new talent yet.

Will be traveling to madison next weekend and wondering if anyone has any info on Janet who posts on craigslist? PM me if anyone has seen her. Thanks!

[URL]http://madison.craigslist.org/thp/4919629216.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Shockerz;2389787]Will be traveling to madison next weekend and wondering if anyone has any info on Janet who posts on craigslist? PM me if anyone has seen her. Thanks!

[URL]http://madison.craigslist.org/thp/4919629216.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Poor reviews however I have had no experience personally.

Never heard or seen a post about her so I would like some first hand reviews if possible.

[QUOTE=LuvEmReal;2390287]Poor reviews however I have had no experience personally.[/QUOTE]

Janet (or Jan in an earlier life) has been around for a while. She has always been totally straight with me (I. E. , no fooling around) and has very average massage skills. Whether you are looking for a good MT or for a HE you are better off elsewhere. She is, however, smart and funny in a way.

[QUOTE=Shockerz;2389787]Will be traveling to madison next weekend and wondering if anyone has any info on Janet who posts on craigslist? PM me if anyone has seen her. Thanks!

[URL]http://madison.craigslist.org/thp/4919629216.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

OK, not in Madison but system would not let me post in Other Areas but she does advertise under Madison also. I TOFTT with her at her place in Beaver Dam about two weeks ago. Was hoping for more but everything was legit even draping required. The massage itself wasn't that great either and she had her kids in the bedroom next to the living room where I had the massage on the massage table. I thought there would be more after googling her number where she had an old ad in AZ where she did some sensual massage. Anyone have any luck with her?

Anyone see her lately?

[QUOTE=Wj0272;2401551]Anyone see her lately?[/QUOTE]Yes. Highly recommend her. Was able to schedule on relatively short notice (2 days) which is not the norm.

[QUOTE=Wj0272;2401551]Anyone see her lately?[/QUOTE]I saw her two weeks ago. She hasn't lost her fastball, still the best in the state.

Been seeing some new names on the schedule, was wondering if we could get a rundown on the current roster.

[QUOTE=Sinlover;2401830]I saw her two weeks ago. She hasn't lost her fastball, still the best in the state.[/QUOTE]OHHH, so true! Thanks!

[QUOTE=Madtown11;2401563]Yes. Highly recommend her. Was able to schedule on relatively short notice (2 days) which is not the norm.[/QUOTE]I tried a few weeks ago, but couldn't get in contact with her. Do you have her current contact information!

[QUOTE=LuvEmReal;2359109]Being this is your second post let me help you. Grow up asking questions like "does she allow you to be nude" is childish. Get a grasp on terminology and tact. Second, this is your second post and your not going to get any info by asking immature questions. Do you not realize that everyone reads these boards? Here's my suggestion, TOFTT and report back your fingings and establish your credibility.[/QUOTE]Well I'm not a nubie nor do I ask stupid childish questions. But I truly would like a pm if there is more to her menu than what she express'es. Ill be in Madison April 9 for the weekend she looks like my type.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;2406768]Well I'm not a nubie nor do I ask stupid childish questions. But I truly would like a pm if there is more to her menu than what she express'es. Ill be in Madison April 9 for the weekend she looks like my type.[/QUOTE]Wisconsin sucks, texas no problem. Anyway you go in, they take you to a room. They leave (killing time) then when they are gone get nude and sit on the edge of the table. When she comes back if she has no problem proceed to talk and take your time laying down. If she tries to cover you. Get up, dress and leave. She may get the clue and if not don't waste your money, otherwise if you paid in advance enjoy the massage. Get up dress and say no fun no tip. And walk out and post it so we know, that's what this site is for.

Has anyone got more info on this place in Watertown? I drove over from Madison last week to give them a try. Went in and no one at desk. I was in town for maybe an hour but after 3 calls that went straight to voice mail I gave up. I did get a voice mail 1. 5 hours later but didn't call back.

I see new ad in Backpage Body Rubs that April 1 under new management & staff. The hours expand from 10 to 8 to 10 to 10. And 1 Hr massage for $50.

1st time poster here taking baby steps. Was wondering if anyone has been to executive relaxation station in Belvidere, as well as, Tara in Madison. I've been to Ers plenty and know what to expect. From what I gather, you will receive a great massage from Tara, but is everything else about the same? Trying to decide if its worth it for me to drive to Madison as I live fairly close to ERS. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Briggs11;2414399]1st time poster here taking baby steps. Was wondering if anyone has been to executive relaxation station in Belvidere, as well as, Tara in Madison. I've been to Ers plenty and know what to expect. From what I gather, you will receive a great massage from Tara, but is everything else about the same? Trying to decide if its worth it for me to drive to Madison as I live fairly close to ERS. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Tara is not full service. BJ. Normally not. Those who have said they did. I don't know. That said, Tara provides an outstanding massage, and is so sensual doing so that it is better than most full service. The session conclusion is phenomenal!

[QUOTE=Briggs11;2414399]1st time poster here taking baby steps. Was wondering if anyone has been to executive relaxation station in Belvidere, as well as, Tara in Madison. I've been to Ers plenty and know what to expect. From what I gather, you will receive a great massage from Tara, but is everything else about the same? Trying to decide if its worth it for me to drive to Madison as I live fairly close to ERS. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've dreamt of both. I would take Tara well over ERS. Tara has 100% better massage. It's one of the best. ERS just goes with the motion and you can sit in a hot tub. I like good massages, Tara's are great.

Hi guys and gals, first post. .

Been in the hobby for a long time. I tried McFarland, Milwaukee Street and new one next to O'Reilly auto parts. All of those are tease and legit in my daydreaming.

I've had a recurring dream though about this place. Rotate girls to and from Los Angeles about every 4-6 weeks. Only seem to be 2 working at a time. Some give great massages actually, and entrance fees are reasonable. Greeted at the door in a suggestive outfit and you're always called honey. If you're completely thick you won't pick up on their obvious hints. Open hours are pretty late. Significant upcharge for executive VIP massage.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-open-608628-0645-asian-massage-therapy-free-shower/10560600[/URL]

-Luft.