Massage Parlor Reports

I would never go there. All ads are a lie and it's a bunch of old Korean mild. Not worth it.

[QUOTE=JayPlay42;4698934]Meant to post this is massage but posted in escort section instead.

My back was actually sore and I was looking for somewhere north near the GWB. I read the spots in Fort Lee weren't worth it and decided to try Aloha.

First I txt, they txt me back their card and said I can come now. Went over its on the second floor of a small store.

I was met by very skinny older Asian MILF, absolutely no ass and very poor English. She asked if I been there before I said no, she asked if I been to one of these and I said yes.

She takes me too room, no offer of shower of any kind. Tells me to take of clothes and house fee is 60. She says what else can she do for me, I tell her I want a good massage with HE, she asked what else I asked her what else does she do and she asks me again if I been to this kinda joint before, LOL. Finally she says 120 for everything. I said f it and pay.

She comes back I get on table, and she gives me the most lack luster massage, barely anything. I tell her go a little harder and show her where I was aching. On the flip she plays with the boys and rubs he body on mine.

I'm really not attracted to her, up close I can see her makeup through her pores and she's very skinny, not my type. Then she starts with a decent CBJ I didn't even see her put the condom on but then it gets very mechanical.

After a few she asks me to get on top of her, I asked her to continue with CBJ as it got me hard, she asks if I don't want to fuq? I asked her for a HJ after BJ and she complies. She takes my legs over her and used both hands after getting some lube. It took a while and I could see she was getting tired because she kept looking up and around, eventually I bust a nut. She got warm towel and wiped me down.

Again she really wasn't my type I thought I would get a decent massage, I won't be back. She was too thin with 0 ass. I asked about other gurls she said they have others but she would txt me back their pics.

Not the worse experience but if you're into old skinny Asian women this might work for you.[/QUOTE]

Didn't have time to post sooner. Went around 10:30 am so I can get one fresh.

Mamasin asked who would you like to see and I say CoCo.

Small with blonde hair. Nice racks on her but has not backside at all. Oh well, cute personality. Did a message for about 30 min and then we get to the action. Oh boy did she shock me. Mic skills on point and then she get on top for some cow girl. She was taking every inch and loved it. She released two times and wanted more. Put her side ways and got rite back to work. She kept telling me harder. Wow she fucks amazing. I pop and she clean me up. She must of been horny and on top of that she loved my dick. She asked me you want to go again I said hell yea but I'm not paying. She replied no problem I like you. And round two begins with her rubbing my pole and it hit hard fast. I told her to suck me for a few min and she happily did. Then I put her flat butt I'm some doggy. I fucked her fast and hard and she but two times before me. I'm going again soon but was wondering if anybody knew anybody else that was worth it. Before I go in again and asked mamasin? Damage 1. 6 . I was there for a little over 1 hr. Coco is sweet and has a cute tattoo next to that sweet pussy.

[QUOTE=PablosBoy;4719187]Didn't have time to post sooner. Went around 10:30 am so I can get one fresh.

Mamasin asked who would you like to see and I say CoCo.

Small with blonde hair. Nice racks on her but has not backside at all. Oh well, cute personality. Did a message for about 30 min and then we get to the action. Oh boy did she shock me. Mic skills on point and then she get on top for some cow girl. She was taking every inch and loved it. She released two times and wanted more. Put her side ways and got rite back to work. She kept telling me harder. Wow she fucks amazing. I pop and she clean me up. She must of been horny and on top of that she loved my dick. She asked me you want to go again I said hell yea but I'm not paying. She replied no problem I like you. And round two begins with her rubbing my pole and it hit hard fast. I told her to suck me for a few min and she happily did. Then I put her flat butt I'm some doggy. I fucked her fast and hard and she but two times before me. I'm going again soon but was wondering if anybody knew anybody else that was worth it. Before I go in again and asked mamasin? Damage 1. 6 . I was there for a little over 1 hr. Coco is sweet and has a cute tattoo next to that sweet pussy.[/QUOTE]Can anybody confirm if these AMPs (gold spa, 785) still open during government mandate closure of non essential businesses?

[QUOTE=PablosBoy;4719187]Didn't have time to post sooner. Went around 10:30 am so I can get one fresh.

Mamasin asked who would you like to see and I say CoCo.

Small with blonde hair. Nice racks on her but has not backside at all. Oh well, cute personality. Did a message for about 30 min and then we get to the action. Oh boy did she shock me. Mic skills on point and then she get on top for some cow girl. She was taking every inch and loved it. She released two times and wanted more. Put her side ways and got rite back to work. She kept telling me harder. Wow she fucks amazing. I pop and she clean me up. She must of been horny and on top of that she loved my dick. She asked me you want to go again I said hell yea but I'm not paying. She replied no problem I like you. And round two begins with her rubbing my pole and it hit hard fast. I told her to suck me for a few min and she happily did. Then I put her flat butt I'm some doggy. I fucked her fast and hard and she but two times before me. I'm going again soon but was wondering if anybody knew anybody else that was worth it. Before I go in again and asked mamasin? Damage 1. 6 . I was there for a little over 1 hr. Coco is sweet and has a cute tattoo next to that sweet pussy.[/QUOTE]Which spa was this?

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;4719356]Can anybody confirm if these AMPs (gold spa, 785) still open during government mandate closure of non essential businesses?[/QUOTE]I've tried calling and texting all the Paterson ones from the numbers they post on city x guide but they don't pick up or answer.

[QUOTE=Smack25;4719884]Which spa was this?[/QUOTE]This is 785 in passaic, I agree Coco is very hot and sensual.

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;4719356]Can anybody confirm if these AMPs (gold spa, 785) still open during government mandate closure of non essential businesses?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately all the AMPs in that area are closed.

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Can anybody confirm if this place is legit and if so what services offered?

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;4723039][URL]https://cityxguide.co/escorts/new-brunette-doll-available-today-only-973-327-2585-be-my-daddy-30002553[/URL]

Can anybody confirm if this place is legit and if so what services offered?[/QUOTE]Her name is Jailyne Ojeda, an Instagram model. She got over 11 Million followers on insta.

100 percent that place is a bust.

Was told phone off but if you go ring door bell and they know you they will let you in. Can anyone confirm?? I will try out tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Bigsnipe;4723609]Was told phone off but if you go ring door bell and they know you they will let you in. Can anyone confirm?? I will try out tomorrow.[/QUOTE]They both closed. However there was another place in passaic (I think it's called new spa) located 164 brook ave. Entrance is in the back. Older middle aged japanese lady answered door, told me it was 160 but no massage WTF? Said there would be table shower, nuru body to body, BBBJ and full service. I asked to see the girls (was told there was 5 girls via text but obv not true). She said no, either I pay up or I could leave (again WTF?) I decided since BBBJ was offered that I'd stay, leads me to the room and tells me to undress. Same lady comes back in and says SURPRISE! She wasnt terrible looking so I wasnt that disappointed. Proceeds to do table shower which was very good, get back to room then had me lie down and did a boob massage which I didn't really care for. She did lotion up her boobs which I guess was her version of nuru massage? Proceeds to do BBBJ which wasnt terrible but not great either (not sensual, fast and robotic, only lasted about 5 minutes or so) She puts on cover but I went limp because didn't really enjoy her service. Ends up doing HJ and finally bust while groping her nice but hard man made titties. Probably wouldn't repeat as I could just jerk it at home and save $. 6 plus the drive.

[QUOTE=Bigsnipe;4723609]Was told phone off but if you go ring door bell and they know you they will let you in. Can anyone confirm?? I will try out tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Did this work?

[QUOTE=NYMongoose;4727087]Did this work?[/QUOTE]In case you missed in my previous post, it is closed. Better off using Hispanic providers operating out of hotels. PM me if you know any and I can trade.

[QUOTE=NYMongoose;4727087]Did this work?[/QUOTE]Toothache. Cost me $1 g just to get to the point I won't have pain.

But looks like its closed for now.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I've been on the mongering scene for 10+ years. Mostly seeking good massage first, any bonus is, well, a bonus. That said, I am a dog. I do sometimes try to get some goodies at legit places. Now thanks to the stupid pandemic I guess I'll post one of my rare successes.

Jersey City. Grove St. Asia Aromatherapy. The therapist name is Lulu. 5'9" ish? (def tall for asian woman), late 40's-mid 50's (you can never really tell), very slim with flat ass and small B cups. Gave GREAT massages. First saw her prolly around late 2017? One day I was like what the hell let me try. So at the end when I'm on my back covered in the towel I just get really excited. Grab her hand and place it on my stiffy. She's surprised and starts shaking her head but doesn't move her hand. So I just move her hand up and down my junk. She still shaking her head saying no. I make a sad puppy face and say 'please'. The stupid timer goes off and she's seemingly saved by the bell. BUT she says 'next time'. Yeah, right. That's what they all say.

So I got back in 2 weeks. By this point I'm a regular. Like I said, fantastic massages from everyone there in general. And relatively clean and cheap. I try the same routine again at the end. This time she actually pulls her hand away. I'm deflated in defeat. But to my surprise she walks towards the light dimmer, turns it almost all the way down, walk back towards me, and puts her finger over her lips and says shhhhh. I'm like WHAT REALLY? Nod my head. She oils up junior and gives me an unshy if unenthusiastic standard release. Understandable, since it's really a legit place, the walls don't go all the way up, and rooms separated by curtains. No matter. I'm so excited at the fact of getting an "illicit" release I'm harder than I've been in a long time. And I release harder then I did in a long time.

I went back to see her regularly every 2-4 weeks. Asked her for more, but nothing more. UTC up top, sometimes OTC between the legs, but she def liked my tips which were higher than normal legit tips. In fact, I remember trying the same 'seduction' method with another gal that's younger and more atractive. I thought I had that one in the bag too. Made an appointment to go see the younger girl on a day when Lulu is usually off. But Lulu just happened to be there and most definitely Heisman'd younger girl LOL.

Anyway, I'm no longer in NY area after living there for 4+ years. I figured I'd share a nice 'conquest' story with why'all. Hopefully they'll reopen and Lulu still there so someone else can may be get a win. Regardless, I'd hate for a quality legitimate joint to shutter due to covid and have ladies lose their jobs.

Help a brotha out!! I'm backed up!!

[QUOTE=Bigsnipe;4732599]Help a brotha out!! I'm backed up!![/QUOTE]If you scroll down and read my previous post you will find what you're looking for.

I know that the Russian place in Dover, hands on in hillside, it beauty in union, and the Russian place in millburn are open. Was wondering if anyone new of any other places that are open or providing, preferably asian?

[QUOTE=Danooj;4753651]I know that the Russian place in Dover, hands on in hillside, it beauty in union, and the Russian place in millburn are open. Was wondering if anyone new of any other places that are open or providing, preferably asian?[/QUOTE]I miss asian too.

[QUOTE=Danooj;4753651]I know that the Russian place in Dover, hands on in hillside, it beauty in union, and the Russian place in millburn are open. Was wondering if anyone new of any other places that are open or providing, preferably asian?[/QUOTE]New Asian Massage in Passaic.

Green Garden Therapy.

[QUOTE=MoreNeaux;4754199]New Asian Massage in Passaic.

Green Garden Therapy.[/QUOTE]Have a link?

Wu guys. Going to bloomfield area very soon. Was wondering if anyone can tell me any good spot to see or know someone that do inhouse massages.

Thanks.

Green garden therapy was not open. New Asian spa was but they were way to shady for my liking. Went to the place that still posting on bodyrubshop and it was a fat older lady. Guess I'll just have to wait until places open up again.

[QUOTE=Danooj;4761896]Green garden therapy was not open. New Asian spa was but they were way to shady for my liking. Went to the place that still posting on bodyrubshop and it was a fat older lady. Guess I'll just have to wait until places open up again.[/QUOTE]What you consider shady?? Just want to know what was shady about it.

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;4724676]They both closed. However there was another place in passaic (I think it's called new spa) located 164 brook ave. Entrance is in the back. Older middle aged japanese lady answered door, told me it was 160 but no massage WTF? Said there would be table shower, nuru body to body, BBBJ and full service. I asked to see the girls (was told there was 5 girls via text but obv not true). She said no, either I pay up or I could leave (again WTF?) I decided since BBBJ was offered that I'd stay, leads me to the room and tells me to undress. Same lady comes back in and says SURPRISE! She wasnt terrible looking so I wasnt that disappointed. Proceeds to do table shower which was very good, get back to room then had me lie down and did a boob massage which I didn't really care for. She did lotion up her boobs which I guess was her version of nuru massage? Proceeds to do BBBJ which wasnt terrible but not great either (not sensual, fast and robotic, only lasted about 5 minutes or so) She puts on cover but I went limp because didn't really enjoy her service. Ends up doing HJ and finally bust while groping her nice but hard man made titties. Probably wouldn't repeat as I could just jerk it at home and save $. 6 plus the drive.[/QUOTE]Sucks because this might be the only FS AMP still open in the area. Unless some long time customers are getting snuck in the backdoor (no pun) there aren't any others I don't think.

[QUOTE=Bigsnipe;4758775]Have a link?[/QUOTE]Like a link to the places?

[QUOTE=Danooj;4761896]Green garden therapy was not open. New Asian spa was but they were way to shady for my liking. Went to the place that still posting on bodyrubshop and it was a fat older lady. Guess I'll just have to wait until places open up again.[/QUOTE]Damn. About 2 weeks ago I called Green Garden and they were. The reviews for New Asian are almost always negative but it seems like the only option. And can you PM the other place?

[QUOTE=MoreNeaux;4763538]Sucks because this might be the only FS AMP still open in the area. Unless some long time customers are getting snuck in the backdoor (no pun) there aren't any others I don't think.

Like a link to the places?

Damn. About 2 weeks ago I called Green Garden and they were. The reviews for New Asian are almost always negative but it seems like the only option. And can you PM the other place?[/QUOTE]New Asian spa wasn't terrible but not amazing either because I was expecting to get a massage but the girl only wanted to do like in the CDP where its just pump and dump. The table shower was quite good tho if you're into that.

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;4763914]New Asian spa wasn't terrible but not amazing either because I was expecting to get a massage but the girl only wanted to do like in the CDP where its just pump and dump. The table shower was quite good tho if you're into that.[/QUOTE]I might try it out. Thanks for the info. By any chance you think it's possible to get 1 pop during the TS and another in the room?

I saw them is place was still advertising I was thinking of taking a ride. Has anyone been there.

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I found this place on bodyrub shop theyre still advertising but they don't give a name just the address. 21X8 Milburn ave in Maplewood. Has anyone been there? They say they have Russians.

[QUOTE=Theguy22;4765315]I found this place on bodyrub shop theyre still advertising but they don't give a name just the address. 21X8 Milburn ave in Maplewood. Has anyone been there? They say they have Russians.[/QUOTE]I did it was a white girl average looking give an alright massage and a lack full HJ, . 8 house 1 HJ.

[QUOTE=MoreNeaux;4764273]I might try it out. Thanks for the info. By any chance you think it's possible to get 1 pop during the TS and another in the room?[/QUOTE]I never bust a nut during TS so I wouldn't know. You could ask but I think they'd let you pop twice if you can do it within time (40 minutes).

[QUOTE=Theguy22;4765315]I found this place on bodyrub shop theyre still advertising but they don't give a name just the address. 21X8 Milburn ave in Maplewood. Has anyone been there? They say they have Russians[/QUOTE]I called there a couple weeks back. I asked the price for a half hour and they told me it was $200. Tip not included. Obviously I passed. I called a couple weeks before the virus started and was quoted $170 for the half but they were about to close so they told me to come by in the morning but I got busy. It seems they vary on price depending on who's answering the phone. I wouldn't bother.

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;4766771]I never bust a nut during TS so I wouldn't know. You could ask but I think they'd let you pop twice if you can do it within time (40 minutes).[/QUOTE]Yea sounds like a rush job. Think ima go with only one during FS so I won't feel pressured to raise the flag again if I already got one in TS.

They might be closed. A monger arrived before me. I was coming down the opposite way. He got out, went to the door, did a 180 and drove off. I thought maybe he didn't like what he saw. I called. Number is off.

Anyone seen her with all the AMP closed I think it's time to see an independent provider an give it a shot.

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Can anyone help a person in need LOL. Been to LONG!!

[QUOTE=Bigsnipe;4796923]Can anyone help a person in need LOL. Been to LONG!![/QUOTE]The passiac ones are opening in June I was told.

Wu guys. Been calling all AMP in passaic and was surprised that one picked up and said was open! Was told only 3 girls were working so I gave it a go. Started with a shitty massage but I was there for the fun. On the flip it was good. Everything covered (prob best for the time being with the corona) was in the thin side which I love because makes my shaft look bigger. Mish to rev cowgirl and exploded in the bag. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Bigsnipe;4803769]Wu guys. Been calling all AMP in passaic and was surprised that one picked up and said was open! Was told only 3 girls were working so I gave it a go. Started with a shitty massage but I was there for the fun. On the flip it was good. Everything covered (prob best for the time being with the corona) was in the thin side which I love because makes my shaft look bigger. Mish to rev cowgirl and exploded in the bag. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]What was damage? How did the girls look?

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;4804091]What was damage? How did the girls look?[/QUOTE]Damage was standard - . 6 house and 1. Tip.

Girl that took care of me was 5/10 but was fun.