Anyone see the new AH girl yet?
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Anyone see the new AH girl yet?
Called for an early evening weekday appointment, wanted a session with Yuna.
Whomever was on the other end said Yuna was not available. Trying to see if it was a bluff I said I'd just book her the next day and was told she was on her period. So I rolled with their suggestion, and went with Anna for an hour.
She's the girl in the pics, but her face in the pics is thinned out, it's much rounder. At least a decade older than listed age. C-cups, nice nipples, but the girls are starting to head south, not gross, but they are not the perky boobs of a mid-20's girl. Slight tummy with what looked like a hint of baby damage when she was standing. But, when she bent over it turned out that the tummy was propping up the loose skin, and the baby damage was actually pretty substantial. Sterotypical Asian lack of an ass.
Hug and kiss as I came in. When visiting McKinley and the old Dragonfly, both smelled like a takeout Asian restaurant, but this place smelled pretty nice. Into the room, massage table was there but she made no pretense of using it as she had me disrobe and throw my clothes onto it.
Shower together, but no water flute. Weird she kept trying to move me around to make it easier to wash me, but somehow she never managed to stop me where she really wanted me. So every move became three moves. More workmanlike than sensual. There was a little playful touching, but also some rough scrubbing of junior, and she poured part of the blue toast on him. Who gives these girls advice on STI prevention? Also I have never had a girl not wash my ass either at an AAMP or AMP with a table shower. Part of the whole point is her not having to deal with an ass that was last washed before I left for work; but I had to stop her from shutting off the water and do that myself.
Right to the bed post shower. She climbed on top and initiated DFK. Also used to there being a large hit of garlic breath even after the blue toast with AAMP girls, but she did have nice fresh breath. Worked her way down to a serviceable BBBJ but far from top 10. After a bit I started to get close, and I told her so. She just nodded and made kind of a rolling "keep going" motion with her hand, and the website says her "menu is very open" so thought that BBBJTC was in the cards. But right when my hips started bucking off the bed she pulled off and finished me with her hand. Not even a COF, she made it go all over me. WTF.
I think she noticed the look on my face, because she held up two fingers and said "two cums. " She cleaned me up with a paper towel, not a washcloth or wet wipe. Then said "massage", and put me on my back, where she did a pretty good light sensual massage of my face and chest, and I started to play with her clit. But instead of transitioning that into full on foreplay she rolled me over and started a pretty terrible real massage on my back.
I'm getting old enough that pop two sometimes needs a few hours recharge. Between that and the shitty back massage, by the time she rolled me back over and tried to revive junior, it wasn't happening. Also didn't help that around this time the background noise became two women somewhere else in the apt arguing. Got a clean up shower, by myself--no help offered, and out the door.
Total time from in-the-door-to-out-the-door was 50 minutes. 300.
Note on parking. The place has a parking garage that is clearly marked for residents only. I didn't see a sign regarding the handful of surface spots and assumed they were guest parking. Grabbed the last open space. She texted I should park at a nearby business and walk over, but I thought it was beacuse there were so few surface spots and ingnored her. When I arrived there was a guy idling in the lot in an F250 with a utility trailer attached. When I left he was gone, and I could see the sign he was blocking that declared the lot was also permit only. Crap. Luckiliy I was not towed. Don't know how aggressive they are about that but you might want to keep it in mind, especially if it would be hard to explain to someone why you got towed from there. One of these days I'm going to do a rant about the shit locations AMPs and AAMPS in Columbus pick.
I'm 50/50 on retrying the service, but I won't see Anna again.
[QUOTE=Utrtts;7438347]Called for an early evening weekday appointment, wanted a session with Yuna.
Whomever was on the other end said Yuna was not available. Trying to see if it was a bluff I said I'd just book her the next day and was told she was on her period. So I rolled with their suggestion, and went with Anna for an hour.
She's the girl in the pics, but her face in the pics is thinned out, it's much rounder. At least a decade older than listed age. C-cups, nice nipples, but the girls are starting to head south, not gross, but they are not the perky boobs of a mid-20's girl. Slight tummy with what looked like a hint of baby damage when she was standing. But, when she bent over it turned out that the tummy was propping up the loose skin, and the baby damage was actually pretty substantial. Sterotypical Asian lack of an ass.
Hug and kiss as I came in. When visiting McKinley and the old Dragonfly, both smelled like a takeout Asian restaurant, but this place smelled pretty nice. Into the room, massage table was there but she made no pretense of using it as she had me disrobe and throw my clothes onto it.
Shower together, but no water flute. Weird she kept trying to move me around to make it easier to wash me, but somehow she never managed to stop me where she really wanted me. So every move became three moves. More workmanlike than sensual. There was a little playful touching, but also some rough scrubbing of junior, and she poured part of the blue toast on him. Who gives these girls advice on STI prevention? Also I have never had a girl not wash my ass either at an AAMP or AMP with a table shower. Part of the whole point is her not having to deal with an ass that was last washed before I left for work; but I had to stop her from shutting off the water and do that myself.
Right to the bed post shower. She climbed on top and initiated DFK. Also used to there being a large hit of garlic breath even after the blue toast with AAMP girls, but she did have nice fresh breath. Worked her way down to a serviceable BBBJ but far from top 10. After a bit I started to get close, and I told her so. She just nodded and made kind of a rolling "keep going" motion with her hand, and the website says her "menu is very open" so thought that BBBJTC was in the cards. But right when my hips started bucking off the bed she pulled off and finished me with her hand. Not even a COF, she made it go all over me. WTF.
I think she noticed the look on my face, because she held up two fingers and said "two cums. " She cleaned me up with a paper towel, not a washcloth or wet wipe. Then said "massage", and put me on my back, where she did a pretty good light sensual massage of my face and chest, and I started to play with her clit. But instead of transitioning that into full on foreplay she rolled me over and started a pretty terrible real massage on my back.
I'm getting old enough that pop two sometimes needs a few hours recharge. Between that and the shitty back massage, by the time she rolled me back over and tried to revive junior, it wasn't happening. Also didn't help that around this time the background noise became two women somewhere else in the apt arguing. Got a clean up shower, by myself--no help offered, and out the door.
Total time from in-the-door-to-out-the-door was 50 minutes. 300.
Note on parking. The place has a parking garage that is clearly marked for residents only. I didn't see a sign regarding the handful of surface spots and assumed they were guest parking. Grabbed the last open space. She texted I should park at a nearby business and walk over, but I thought it was beacuse there were so few surface spots and ingnored her. When I arrived there was a guy idling in the lot in an F250 with a utility trailer attached. When I left he was gone, and I could see the sign he was blocking that declared the lot was also permit only. Crap. Luckiliy I was not towed. Don't know how aggressive they are about that but you might want to keep it in mind, especially if it would be hard to explain to someone why you got towed from there. One of these days I'm going to do a rant about the shit locations AMPs and AAMPS in Columbus pick.
I'm 50/50 on retrying the service, but I won't see Anna again.[/QUOTE]Wow very detailed review, thank you.
[QUOTE=Utrtts;7438347]Called for an early evening weekday appointment, wanted a session with Yuna <snip>
[/QUOTE]Old man brain fart, started the review with "Called for an early evening appointment," but I actually texted, all of my interactions prior to walking in the door were via text. They are screening for race.
Also, I literally had an errand at Microcenter, so texted the "friends of Riverside" first. After waiting 20 minutes with no response, contacted Asiamor and went there. Got a text from the MC place 45 minutes after I reached out (as I was parking for Asiamor). Told them I went elsewhere and I'd maybe try them another day, and got a snarky "OK. If we are not busy. We are better. ".
Seems like same old asshole booker. If you have a booker, to keep the actual girls from having to deal with setting up appts, why does it take 45 minutes to respond?
I've only been to Asian Hollywood cause at least I know I'm getting multiple pops and BBBJ with an hour.
What other places should I venture out to? Microcenter? Asiamor?