Stupid Shit in NoVa

All of you guys who think any K-girl in NoVA is in their 20's need to get your eyes checked. The majority of them are in their 40's, even if they might not look it. There's a reason they dim the lights in the rooms, it's so you can't get a clear look at the wrinkles on their faces. The last 3 K-girls I saw were Jamie (AG), Suzie (JJ), and Rose (JJ). All were in their 40's.

I have not seen any K-girls from Kpop, but I'm very inclined to believe ShinamotoJason that Sherri really is 46 years old. That age sounds about right for K-girls in America. Sorry to disappoint, but that's just the reality whether you choose to believe it or not.

The only girls that are legit in their 20's are at Moon Palace.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;6236462]Abba is 25.[/QUOTE]I can believe it. And, she's fantastic.

[QUOTE=BobORama;6236508]All of you guys who think any K-girl in NoVA is in their 20's need to get your eyes checked. The majority of them are in their 40's, even if they might not look it. There's a reason they dim the lights in the rooms, it's so you can't get a clear look at the wrinkles on their faces. The last 3 K-girls I saw were Jamie (AG), Suzie (JJ), and Rose (JJ). All were in their 40's.

I have not seen any K-girls from Kpop, but I'm very inclined to believe ShinamotoJason that Sherri really is 46 years old. That age sounds about right for K-girls in America. Sorry to disappoint, but that's just the reality whether you choose to believe it or not.

The only girls that are legit in their 20's are at Moon Palace.[/QUOTE]Aw, you are striking a nerve. I have been with dozens of K gals in recent years in their 20's in NYC, Philly, Greenbelt, and most recently at KPop girls and MP. And, really I make them turn the lights up! LOL.

I'm trying not to say anything about Ms. Abba Kim since she needs to concentrate on launching a brand new K-girl shop in Atlanta, GA, but your statement is nothing but fraud! This kind of trickery must be eradicated from this field! Let me be practical. Objectively speaking, KPopGirl's brand new girl is one of the youngest K-girls currently active in the States. Just compare them.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;6236462]Abba is 25.[/QUOTE]

I am the one who created her first TER Profile, just do some digging based on "Audrey. TER I'd# 366332".

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236424]Oh come on, you seriously think you did her no harm?

Your fake post costed her calls to drop until the rest of her stay in the US, plus she would have to change her name and picture.

She might not even come back to the NoVA in the future.

Being in this hobby for sometime, you should know that what you did will bring some damage and I think it was intentional.

And BTW its funny how you never once reviewed Mira or Audrey or any of the names she used in the past.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6236576]I'm trying not to say anything about Ms. Abba Kim since she needs to concentrate on launching a brand new K-girl shop in Atlanta, GA, but your statement is nothing but fraud! This kind of trickery must be eradicated from this field! Let me be practical. Objectively speaking, KPopGirl's brand new girl is one of the youngest K-girls currently active in the States. Just compare them.[/QUOTE]I love when people in the internet rant about what they think vs what they know. I am not of the former group.

Yah, I won't deny some are in their 40's.

But I have seen a few 20's that come to NoVA frequently.

In the order of youngest to older (IMO).

Ara (DS).

Lina (AG).

Daphne (DS).

Lynn (DS).

Baby (DS, BEG).

And alot more here and there but can't remember all of them.

Lynn and Baby might be pushing 30's tho. The others I guarantee they are in their 20's. Ara and Lina is probably early mid 20's.

[QUOTE=BobORama;6236508]All of you guys who think any K-girl in NoVA is in their 20's need to get your eyes checked. The majority of them are in their 40's, even if they might not look it. There's a reason they dim the lights in the rooms, it's so you can't get a clear look at the wrinkles on their faces. The last 3 K-girls I saw were Jamie (AG), Suzie (JJ), and Rose (JJ). All were in their 40's.

I have not seen any K-girls from Kpop, but I'm very inclined to believe ShinamotoJason that Sherri really is 46 years old. That age sounds about right for K-girls in America. Sorry to disappoint, but that's just the reality whether you choose to believe it or not.

The only girls that are legit in their 20's are at Moon Palace.[/QUOTE]

That does not change the fact you are intentionally causing damage.

I heard who Sherri has a problem with (their ties go back from Korea Kangnam days when your goddess used to own a shop there).

If you want I can start talking about her too. But I decide NOT to scoop down to your level to intentionally hurt other's businesses. It sounds like shes's already having a hard time...


[QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6236578]I am the one who created her first TER Profile, just do some digging based on "Audrey. TER I'd# 366332".

Enjoy![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236424]Oh come on, you seriously think you did her no harm?

Your fake post costed her calls to drop until the rest of her stay in the US, plus she would have to change her name and picture.

She might not even come back to the NoVA in the future.

Being in this hobby for sometime, you should know that what you did will bring some damage and I think it was intentional.

And BTW its funny how you never once reviewed Mira or Audrey or any of the names she used in the past.[/QUOTE]When a hobbyist opens the door and sees a provider that is age 35+, expecting a 24 year old. How do you think that experience is going to play out? Walk out? Sadness that the provider can read? Advertising them as 24 and fake reviews put the girls in a bad spot to explain. This is like buying a red pen; opening the amazon box and getting a blue pen. Maybe not a deal breaking, because you can still use / f*ck the blue pen, but disappointing nevertheless. I've learned to taper my expectations at the door opening, but the newbies. The purpose of this review site is to honestly review the providers, not to advertise for them. Nobody is saying that a 46 year old can't be hot as shit. And in some cases can be 10 x hotter than a 24 year old. The girls can stand on their own two feet. No need to drive undue pressure on them with fake reviews. This is my 2 cents.

I can agree with you all the way but when the reviews are just to intentionally hurt someone's business, that becomes a different story.

[QUOTE=JacobsPatrick;6236740]When a hobbyist opens the door and sees a provider that is age 35+, expecting a 24 year old. How do you think that experience is going to play out? Walk out? Sadness that the provider can read? Advertising them as 24 and fake reviews put the girls in a bad spot to explain. This is like buying a red pen; opening the amazon box and getting a blue pen. Maybe not a deal breaking, because you can still use / f*ck the blue pen, but disappointing nevertheless. I've learned to taper my expectations at the door opening, but the newbies. The purpose of this review site is to honestly review the providers, not to advertise for them. Nobody is saying that a 46 year old can't be hot as shit. And in some cases can be 10 x hotter than a 24 year old. The girls can stand on their own two feet. No need to drive undue pressure on them with fake reviews. This is my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236744]I can agree with you all the way but when the reviews are just to intentionally hurt someone's business, that becomes a different story.[/QUOTE]Agree with you, there's difference between accurate / honest reviews to help fellow hobbyists and malicious intention to ruin girls / agencies biz for whatever reasons, plus too much personal info in public is always bad for people involved.

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236733]That does not change the fact you are intentionally causing damage.

I heard who Sherri has a problem with (their ties go back from Korea Kangnam days when your goddess used to own a shop there).

If you want I can start talking about her too. But I decide NOT to scoop down to your level to intentionally hurt other's businesses. It sounds like shes's already having a hard time...[/QUOTE]I wouldn't worry about kgirls. They are making beaucoup money, especially the ones in this area and are traveling the country. Beaucoup Money! Think about it: new agencies are popping up; rates are up; and abba / sherri are fully booked (was told to prebook). They work when they want to with breaks in between. I'm too ugly and old to get into this business. HA!

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236733]That does not change the fact you are intentionally causing damage.

I heard who Sherri has a problem with (their ties go back from Korea Kangnam days when your goddess used to own a shop there).

If you want I can start talking about her too. But I decide NOT to scoop down to your level to intentionally hurt other's businesses. It sounds like she's already having a hard time...[/QUOTE]Those girls involved in this tread are in different cities, different market. There is no competition at all. Why spreading all these info?

Someone wants to start a war?

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236744]I can agree with you all the way but when the reviews are just to intentionally hurt someone's business, that becomes a different story.[/QUOTE]I guess I missed your accusation of intentionality, revenge and having a hard time. Care to explain to the rest of the class? BTW, Sherri has an incredible body with a bit of GPS, a must see.

[QUOTE=NightHawk1967;6236535]Aw, you are striking a nerve. I have been with dozens of K gals in recent years in their 20's in NYC, Philly, Greenbelt, and most recently at KPop girls and MP. And, really I make them turn the lights up! LOL.[/QUOTE]No nerves were intended to be struck. My post was to bring forth some transparency in what you're paying for. As I said, the girls at MP are actually young, so for MP only, I would believe you. But the for K-agencies, nope I ain't buying it. The K-agencies have every reason to advertise their girls to be as young as possible (for obvious reasons). If you think you struck out by banging a 25-year-old at a K-agency, you are deluding yourself. Just think of how much plastic surgery K-girls have had, plus the fact that they apply lots of makeup before they work, plus the fact that they dim the lights to the point where it's so dark you can't even count your money. They ain't in their 20's. But you believe what you want.

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236723]Yah, I won't deny some are in their 40's.

But I have seen a few 20's that come to NoVA frequently.

In the order of youngest to older (IMO).

Ara (DS).

Lina (AG).

Daphne (DS).

Lynn (DS).

Baby (DS, BEG).

And alot more here and there but can't remember all of them.

Lynn and Baby might be pushing 30's tho. The others I guarantee they are in their 20's. Ara and Lina is probably early mid 20's.[/QUOTE]Out of that list, I've only seen Ara and Lynn. They definitely look younger than the rest, and could pull off looking like they're in their 20's. But I would say they're pushing into their early 30's. I remember Ara talking about college-related stuff, so she probably is a college student. But there are students (especially from other countries) who attend college in the US in their 30's.

Some of you guys are really weird when you talk about ages. There is a wide variety of girls that come here. The majority of those who come here from Korea are coming after they are aged out in Korea. That is usually in the mid to late 20's since most Asian nations tend to define that time as the passing of the torch from "gold" to "silver". You can get a second run here so many of the ladies take that opportunity. The girls with the least amount of English are usually around that age, and as their English improves you can probably guess they are solidly in the thirties.

Still, there are a bunch of women (some mentioned by others) that are in their twenties and on student visas which is much easier to get when you are younger. Visa officers are fairly suspicious of 30+ year old women, without Korean college degrees, suddenly requesting the visa and are much more trusting of younger applicants. I won't get into the illicit or criminal stuff but the "legit" way does signal that providers can be younger.

Of course, DC gets the leftovers so we do get less of the young ladies here compared to the cycle in NYC, Vegas, or Cali / LA, but it's weird to listen to people talk about all the ladies being in their forties. In my (limited) experience, I have spent time with many who were in their mid / late 20's that I can personally attest too that after exchanging Kakao profiles and helping them with personal translation jobs, student forms, etc. Hell, if you know a little Korean culture, it will be obvious what their age is; zoomers know nothing about Big Bang, 2 ne1, Running Man or any of the popular 2000's stuff and the older ladies will know nothing about the popular groups today outside of BTS or BlackPink. You guys need to stop overthinking things and just enjoy the flow. Don't let the age maniacs or downers try to ruin things.

I sincerely hope what you just said is true. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;6236722]I love when people in the internet rant about what they think vs what they know. I am not of the former group.[/QUOTE]

That's interesting, I didn't know she had an enemy. Peace be with her.

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6236733]That does not change the fact you are intentionally causing damage.

I heard who Sherri has a problem with (their ties go back from Korea Kangnam days when your goddess used to own a shop there).

If you want I can start talking about her too. But I decide NOT to scoop down to your level to intentionally hurt other's businesses. It sounds like shes's already having a hard time...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6235071]Mira / Audrey (aka Sherri / Jiwoo in NoVA) is 46 years old, and her age is 47 by Korean age count system. Yet still, she's got really hot artificial face & body! And her pussy's still tight enough! FYI, she used to be a spa-girl in Gangnam, South Korea for decades, she provides really good massage session. Enjoy![/QUOTE]I'm not saying that you're wrong, but my experience with her leads me to doubt she is in her 40's. Just by how soft her skin was and overall face / body, I like to believe she is closer to 30.

You have freedom to believe whatever you want to believe, and I truly respect your point of view & agree with you that she looks 30's. It was an accidental revelation during my conversation with Nogardeulb that I passingly mentioned about her age. My original focus was Nogardeulb's self-contradiction that, to me, it was a trickery. However, I've been unintentionally observing him and his possible group's response as a litmus test, and I believe I got the color that matches my thought. I don't care about their laughable accusations about me related to some sort of enmity or revenge since Ms. Kim knows the truth; however, unfortunately, it seems there is a group of mongers with an alpha, and this is a seriously bad sign.

Be careful guys, some of you will be victimized as the next Charles Peters & his League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Have a peaceful evening!

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Koolakulak;6237516]I'm not saying that you're wrong, but my experience with her leads me to doubt she is in her 40's. Just by how soft her skin was and overall face / body, I like to believe she is closer to 30.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BobORama;6237039]No nerves were intended to be struck. My post was to bring forth some transparency in what you're paying for. As I said, the girls at MP are actually young, so for MP only, I would believe you. But the for K-agencies, nope I ain't buying it. The K-agencies have every reason to advertise their girls to be as young as possible (for obvious reasons). If you think you struck out by banging a 25-year-old at a K-agency, you are deluding yourself. Just think of how much plastic surgery K-girls have had, plus the fact that they apply lots of makeup before they work, plus the fact that they dim the lights to the point where it's so dark you can't even count your money. They ain't in their 20's. But you believe what you want.

Out of that list, I've only seen Ara and Lynn. They definitely look younger than the rest, and could pull off looking like they're in their 20's. But I would say they're pushing into their early 30's. I remember Ara talking about college-related stuff, so she probably is a college student. But there are students (especially from other countries) who attend college in the US in their 30's.[/QUOTE]Ara "pushing" into her 30's?

Thanks for the laugh!

[QUOTE=Rojo85;6235733]Heard from a reliable source that this is untrue and I hear someones trying to get revenge on Sherri?[/QUOTE][BLUE]I just had to waste a half hour and move 26 posts largely as a result of your white knighting.

Everybody on the internet knows there are false positive and false negative reports, who gives a fuck if he gets the age wrong, every monger in the fucking world knows that Asian woman all look like they are 25 until one day in their 50's they go to sleep looking like they are 25 and wake up looking like they are 90.

You started this bullshit and then kept it going and wasted my time, don't do it again. If you disagree with some guy add him to your ignore list this isn't a debate club.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6237739]You have freedom to believe whatever you want to believe, and I truly respect your point of view & agree with you that she looks 30's. It was an accidental revelation during my conversation with Nogardeulb that I passingly mentioned about her age. My original focus was Nogardeulb's self-contradiction that, to me, it was a trickery. However, I've been unintentionally observing him and his possible group's response as a litmus test, and I believe I got the color that matches my thought. I don't care about their laughable accusations about me related to some sort of enmity or revenge since Ms. Kim knows the truth; however, unfortunately, it seems there is a group of mongers with an alpha, and this is a seriously bad sign.

Be careful guys, some of you will be victimized as the next Charles Peters & his League of Extraordinary Gentlemen..[/QUOTE]These guys are delusional. Or haven't actually met Asian women in their 20's in real life outside of this world.

If desire to meet & fuck the true topnotch young young K-girl currently available in your town, just fuck off the memory of previous MILFs & pre-MILFs you've been delusional with, and go and see lve.

[QUOTE=Squatty2;6238732]These guys are delusional. Or haven't actually met Asian women in their 20's in real life outside of this world.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;6238419][BLUE]I just had to waste a half hour and move 26 posts largely as a result of your white knighting.

Everybody on the internet knows there are false positive and false negative reports, who gives a fuck if he gets the age wrong, every monger in the fucking world knows that Asian woman all look like they are 25 until one day in their 50's they go to sleep looking like they are 25 and wake up looking like they are 90.

You started this bullshit and then kept it going and wasted my time, don't do it again. If you disagree with some guy add him to your ignore list this isn't a debate club.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]He speaks the truth!

[QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6239319]If desire to meet & fuck the true topnotch young young K-girl currently available in your town, just fuck off the memory of previous MILFs & pre-MILFs you've been delusional with, and go and see lve.[/QUOTE]I agree. I've is young and hot. Plus, as I posted on the agency thread I thought she was going to pass out from her aggressive head bobbing during BBBJ. Too bad she's gone. But how about Mina? I'm thinking to give her a spin, but would appreciate advance Intel.

There is a certain little troll on this board who thought it was a bright idea to open his stupid mouth and send me a PM telling me I should fix my addiction and shut the fuck up.

So now, like the Saturday morning cartoon villain that I am. I'm imploring any knowledgeable mongers to pass me Mrs. Virginias digits. I'd like to see if I can make an appointment with her and make her my next review. I promise to be as graphic as possible with a detailed review on the provider knowing our favorite troll will be reading it and writhing in pain during every stanza on the beautiful song I will play.

Yes this may be a first and the monger equivalent of fucking their mom. I'm going to take the thing this guy cherishes the most and try to pound the living shit out of her.

If anyone can PM me details on how to contact her you would be doing a service and participating in some delicious revenge.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6449950]There is a certain little troll on this board who thought it was a bright idea to open his stupid mouth and send me a PM telling me I should fix my addiction and shut the fuck up.

So now, like the Saturday morning cartoon villain that I am. I'm imploring any knowledgeable mongers to pass me Mrs. Virginias digits. I'd like to see if I can make an appointment with her and make her my next review. I promise to be as graphic as possible with a detailed review on the provider knowing our favorite troll will be reading it and writhing in pain during every stanza on the beautiful song I will play.

Yes this may be a first and the monger equivalent of fucking their mom. I'm going to take the thing this guy cherishes the most and try to pound the living shit out of her.

If anyone can PM me details on how to contact her you would be doing a service and participating in some delicious revenge.[/QUOTE]Typical / I'm better than anyone blabbing mouth daily! Your egotistical prick! True narcissist only wants to hear his only voice! That was your professional option to the dude that needs surgery on the general post! You're a doctor? Sound Ms about right narcissist- have fun with the loser. She's cunning- manipulator.

Good bye losers forever.

All of you are in a ocean and your going to drown in this.

[QUOTE=Serpin58;6449983]Typical / I'm better than anyone blabbing mouth daily! Your egotistical prick! True narcissist only wants to hear his only voice! That was your professional option to the dude that needs surgery on the general post! You're a doctor? Sound Ms about right narcissist- have fun with the loser. She's cunning- manipulator.

Good bye losers forever.

All of you are in a ocean and your going to drown in this.[/QUOTE]You threaten to leave this board forever at least twice a week.

Even herpes has the decency to wait a little while longer before making its harrowing return.

I'll be waiting with you at the bottom of the ocean friendo. But please, just for this time. Wait a little bit longer before rearing your ugly head on this board.

And with any luck you'll come bearing something worth talking about. Clown.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6450017]You threaten to leave this board forever at least twice a week.

Even herpes has the decency to wait a little while longer before making its harrowing return.

I'll be waiting with you at the bottom of the ocean friendo. But please, just for this time. Wait a little bit longer before rearing your ugly head on this board.

And with any luck you'll come bearing something worth talking about. Clown.[/QUOTE]Really? I inbox you! You made it public narcissist! Couldn't talk one on one! You had to see your own voice. Proven narcissist.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6450017]You threaten to leave this board forever at least twice a week.

Even herpes has the decency to wait a little while longer before making its harrowing return.

I'll be waiting with you at the bottom of the ocean friendo. But please, just for this time. Wait a little bit longer before rearing your ugly head on this board.

And with any luck you'll come bearing something worth talking about. Clown.[/QUOTE]I talked to on pm and you blast publicly like the the narcissist you are.

[QUOTE=Serpin58;6450074]I talked to on pm and you blast publicly like the the narcissist you are.[/QUOTE]I guess it never occurred to you that if you didn't reply to his post then no one would know who it was. You just called yourself out on this one.

{Originally clicked on the wrong Forum}.

Proceed with caution as I understand she not only reads this Forum, but that user "Fredo69" may actually be her. With as many times as I've seen her name come up I've never seen her posting / Ad / photo anywhere and I kind of dismissed her services for two reasons: 1. NOVA endings are about as far as her menu extends AND 2. One would have to go not only to her house, but walk around the side and down into a basement. Will someone please post an true and accurate picture of her. Good luck, strike quick before she gets wind of your posting and be sure to tell someone (a friend or family member) where you're going. As I've seen another monger say, "Always be nice to the ladies and watch out for ninjas that might drown you. ".

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6449950]There is a certain little troll on this board who thought it was a bright idea to open his stupid mouth and send me a PM telling me I should fix my addiction and shut the fuck up.

So now, like the Saturday morning cartoon villain that I am. I'm imploring any knowledgeable mongers to pass me Mrs. Virginias digits. I'd like to see if I can make an appointment with her and make her my next review. I promise to be as graphic as possible with a detailed review on the provider knowing our favorite troll will be reading it and writhing in pain during every stanza on the beautiful song I will play.

Yes this may be a first and the monger equivalent of fucking their mom. I'm going to take the thing this guy cherishes the most and try to pound the living shit out of her.

If anyone can PM me details on how to contact her you would be doing a service and participating in some delicious revenge.[/QUOTE]

Have you lost your fucking mind?

Taking it out on a provider because you have a beef with another monger is the dumbest thing I ever seen written on these boards.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6449950]There is a certain little troll on this board who thought it was a bright idea to open his stupid mouth and send me a PM telling me I should fix my addiction and shut the fuck up.

So now, like the Saturday morning cartoon villain that I am. I'm imploring any knowledgeable mongers to pass me Mrs. Virginias digits. I'd like to see if I can make an appointment with her and make her my next review. I promise to be as graphic as possible with a detailed review on the provider knowing our favorite troll will be reading it and writhing in pain during every stanza on the beautiful song I will play.

Yes this may be a first and the monger equivalent of fucking their mom. I'm going to take the thing this guy cherishes the most and try to pound the living shit out of her.

If anyone can PM me details on how to contact her you would be doing a service and participating in some delicious revenge.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CuriousVaMan;6452008]Have you lost your fucking mind?

Taking it out on a provider because you have a beef with another monger is the dumbest thing I ever seen written on these boards.[/QUOTE]Oh brother.

There's a reason I posted this in stupid shit. It pains me to have to blunt the edge of this joke, but I wasn't being serious. I didn't really have any intention of seeing her, I just know it severely bothers cucky the clown.

But if you will, humor for a second, let us actually take this apart and analyze this. Let's pretend I was going to dream of Ms V.

Taking it out on a provider? My guy. Are we not on usasexguides? Are we not mongers? Do we not seek out dreams where we see providers who exchange goods and services that may or may not result in sexual favors for monetary gain? Taking it out on the provider!?

Have any of my hundreds upon hundreds of stories resulted in me axe murdering these chicks?

I follow the church of PA. I have always always always treated ladies with nothing but kindness and respect. God forbid I offer to pay for an hour of her time with money, laughs, and a good time, right!? If I can charm her and get more bang for my buck and get a good story out of it hells yeah. I may use crude and terse verbiage for hyperbole in a comic spin. But bro. I'm a monger. Not a monster. And I do monger things IRREGARDLESS of the reason. If I have a good time and get to plunder the added benefit of making this trolls life a little bit more miserable. It's just going to sweeten the pot for me. Sorry to upset the Miss Virginia fan club over here, yeesh.

In all fairness even if I wanted to go, I'm sure I'd be blocked in the driveway by this ogre who already has a restraining order against him by her. Or maybe that's you?

Either way sorry for offending anyone. My goal was to vanquish this troll on the board and given his response I thought I had sent him, blasting off into space kicking and screaming like Team Rocket but once he gets wind of you defending him like this I'm sure he'll come stomp stomp stomping his way back with a pip in his step.

Yea, I realized it as soon as I posted. Sorry Drowned. BTW, love your prose.

I think my problem is from the descriptions, I think I've seen Miss Virginia; however my guess is she's in her early 50's.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6452183]Oh brother.

There's a reason I posted this in stupid shit. It pains me to have to blunt the edge of this joke, but I wasn't being serious. I didn't really have any intention of seeing her, I just know it severely bothers cucky the clown.

But if you will, humor for a second, let us actually take this apart and analyze this. Let's pretend I was going to dream of Ms V.

Taking it out on a provider? My guy. Are we not on usasexguides? Are we not mongers? Do we not seek out dreams where we see providers who exchange goods and services that may or may not result in sexual favors for monetary gain? Taking it out on the provider!

Have any of my hundreds upon hundreds of stories resulted in me axe murdering these chicks?

I follow the church of PA. I have always always always treated ladies with nothing but kindness and respect. God forbid I offer to pay for an hour of her time with money, laughs, and a good time, right!? If I can charm her and get more bang for my buck and get a good story out of it hells yeah. I may use crude and terse verbiage for hyperbole in a comic spin. But bro. I'm a monger. Not a monster. And I do monger things IRREGARDLESS of the reason. If I have a good time and get to plunder the added benefit of making this trolls life a little bit more miserable. It's just going to sweeten the pot for me. Sorry to upset the Miss Virginia fan club over here, yeesh.

In all fairness even if I wanted to go, I'm sure I'd be blocked in the driveway by this ogre who already has a restraining order against him by her. Or maybe that's you?

Either way sorry for offending anyone. My goal was to vanquish this troll on the board and given his response I thought I had sent him into the sky like Team Rocket yapping and crying through and through but once he gets wind of you defending him like this I'm sure he'll come stomp stomp stomping his way back with a pip in his step.[/QUOTE]

Where is she LOL I'm trying to see her! I'm sorry fellow mongers are catching feelings for providers but man block my car if you want, I have hollow tips waiting LOL.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6452183]

I follow the church of PA. I have always always always treated ladies with nothing but kindness and respect. [/QUOTE]AMEN! Always be nice to the ladies.

If you did not enjoy, depart and do not return. And post an informative but hopefully not abusive review / alert to assist other brother mongers.

If you enjoyed, depart and return as often as you and the lady can manage (or don't return) -- and post an informative review. And attempt to have some wit and wisdom with the shared information such as frequently posted by TheDrowned and others.

I saw a nice lady (well-reviewed Thai lady) earlier this week -- I'll post a few comments in the appropriate forum.

Always be nice to the ladies -- and, whenever possible to your brother and sister mongers.

PA.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6450017]You threaten to leave this board forever at least twice a week.

Even herpes has the decency to wait a little while longer before making its harrowing return.

I'll be waiting with you at the bottom of the ocean friendo. But please, just for this time. Wait a little bit longer before rearing your ugly head on this board.

And with any luck you'll come bearing something worth talking about. Clown.[/QUOTE]Herpes Serpin needs to fade away like a fart in the wind. He has a comment for everything and knows more than anyone else.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6452183]Oh brother.

There's a reason I posted this in stupid shit.

Have any of my hundreds upon hundreds of stories resulted in me axe murdering these chicks?
.[/QUOTE]

There are several providers missing and uncle LEO is actively on this page.

Let me take this topic to a more serious conversation. Does anyone know if Miss V does double penetration? This sounds like it might be fun.