Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5021670]I'm sitting on the can when my 50 yr old AMP tells me not to come out! Her appt. Is here and I can't be seen! Twenty minutes later she barges in with a finger full of shit! I tell her "that's disgusting"! She says," That's 3 bills worth of shit".[/QUOTE]Someone was or is definitely full of shit.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5026365]Someone was or is definitely full of shit.[/QUOTE]Got a call from my 50 yr. Old AMP girlfriend to "Come over here. I can't stand up" She's kneeling on all fours. So, I pull my pants down figuring she wants to fuck. She screams, " No asshole! Carry me to the bathroom"! I asked," Another big dick"? She says, " Yeah, and I think he left the condom in my ass"! She managed to vice-grip my crotch after I laughed and said," You keep laughing and you won't have a big dick anymore"! I carried her to the sink where she bent over, spread her cheeks and told me to look up her ass. Bingo! There it was!! She told me to slide two fingers up her ass and pull the rubber out! I declined her request. She said," Listen asshole, I take a lotta sh*t to support your ass! You can take SOME sh*t too"! I suppose she is right so I lubed two fingers and dug my way in there. It took a few minutes till I finally reached the foreign object. I slowly removed the condom and Kim was moaning and getting wet! I finally pulled the condom out while Kim was orgasming! She told me to put my fingers in the condom and finger-fuck her ass with it! Again, I declined and she said," Listen, dickhead! I swallowed three loads tonight! A little cum on your hand won't hurt you" So, like the good b / f I am I slid the condom on and fingered her anal cavity. A few minutes later (with a little help from clitoral stimulation), Kim shuttered out another orgasm! I pulled out slowly and not only did she have a vaginal orgasm, she had an anal one too!! My palm was filled with her excrement! This time it was her time to laugh!!

She was still leaned over in pain. I was tempted to leave her there, but being the nice guy I am, I carried her in to the shower where I proceeded to rinse her down asshole and all. She turned to kiss me and the smell of her breath was awful!! She said," I swallow cum, the least you could do. ". I cut her off there. I told her, "I will clean your ass, but I will not kiss you with a loaded mouth".

[QUOTE=Walker333;5026365]Someone was or is definitely full of shit.[/QUOTE]Most of us have him on ignore.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5030595]Most of us have him on ignore.[/QUOTE]You're talking about our walkin talkin Penthouse Forum article? Lmao.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;5030595]Most of us have him on ignore.[/QUOTE]I get around twenty messages a week praising me!!

[QUOTE=UncleNutzy;5030926]You're talking about our walkin talkin Penthouse Forum article? Lmao[/QUOTE]"Heyyyy!! That's me".

[QUOTE=UncleNutzy;5030926]You're talking about our walkin talkin Penthouse Forum article? Lmao.[/QUOTE]Why he hasn't been banned yet blows my mind.

[QUOTE=ChicagoClass;5031162]Why he hasn't been banned yet blows my mind.[/QUOTE]Because I'm a good natured guy who adds entertainment value to this site.

[QUOTE=ChicagoClass;5031162]Why he hasn't been banned yet blows my mind.[/QUOTE]Just block him.

[QUOTE=Tela1980;5032608]Just block him.[/QUOTE]You guys need to lighten up on Hanginballs. BS or not, most likely BS, he does add a lot of entertainment value to the website and I look forward to all his post. With all the crap going on in the world right now you guys are taking this way too serious. Oh, and FYI I called him out on one of his post right after I joined the website and I got my post removed and a hand slap by the moderator. It was after this that I realised I needed to lighten up and now I love seeing his post.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;5033829]Thanks for your suggestion! I didn't know that I could block him. One of the most useful advices I've seen on this forum so far.[/QUOTE]Hahaha, agreed. Saw someone else post that a few days ago. Useful indeed!

[QUOTE=DoorGunner69;5033812]You guys need to lighten up on Hanginballs. BS or not, most likely BS, he does add a lot of entertainment value to the website and I look forward to all his post. With all the crap going on in the world right now you guys are taking this way too serious. Oh, and FYI I called him out on one of his post right after I joined the website and I got my post removed and a hand slap by the moderator. It was after this that I realised I needed to lighten up and now I love seeing his post.[/QUOTE]I was standing up taking a bow when my 50 yr. Old AMP g / f said," WTF are you doing" She read the compliment and said," Oh! Now you think you're smart, eh"? She then took me by surprise as she jammed a finger up my ass! I yelled,"Hey! What was that for"? She barked," That's for writing a review on some guy shitting on my finger for 3 bills"! She then curled her finger and poked my prostate! I couldn't move and my stomach was gurgling! I felt queezy as I bursted on her finger! She thankfully pulled out and I said," And that didn't even cost me three Hondo's"! She jumped up crying calling mean "asshole" as she ran to the bathroom!

[QUOTE=DoorGunner69;5033812]You guys need to lighten up on Hanginballs. BS or not, most likely BS, he does add a lot of entertainment value to the website and I look forward to all his post. With all the crap going on in the world right now you guys are taking this way too serious. Oh, and FYI I called him out on one of his post right after I joined the website and I got my post removed and a hand slap by the moderator. It was after this that I realised I needed to lighten up and now I love seeing his post.[/QUOTE]Mr. Balls has his own dedicated thread to post his stories. It would be fantastic if all his posts were put in his special thread so as create a one stop shop to view his pleasures.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;5034646]Mr. Balls has his own dedicated thread to post his stories. It would be fantastic if all his posts were put in his special thread so as create a one stop shop to view his pleasures.[/QUOTE]Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;5036712]Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.[/QUOTE]Right? This site badly needs a mute function.

I've had some similar general feeling about this.

I also stopped from March 6 until October 20.

I also think that any girl who has been seeing guys for 2 or 3 months on a daily basis has inevitably been exposed, (remembering that active cases are 10 times the confirmed cases, since so many people have mild or no symptoms and never get tested), and gotten over it and cleared the virus and are therefore no longer infectious. The issue of virus remaining in the room from previous clients worries me more than the girl herself, (even though I generally kiss and lick *everything* on these girls and there's no way we're wearing masks), and I think that risk isn't that high or everybody would have gotten this in the first 2 weeks.

I also think the consequences of exposure are very much based on the host (us), more than the virus. The statistics bearing this out are enormous. For people under 65 or 70 who also lack morbid obesity, diabetes, hypertension, the mortality figures are miniscule. For the younger who have these conditions, it seems, anecdotally, that it's extreme cases involved, such as folks weighing 300+ pounds.

Now for those of us in the higher risk groups, which includes me with age 65, hypertension, diabetes and obesity (though not morbidly so, I need to lose 30 or 40 pounds) - I think there is a lot that can be done to *very* markedly to improve our prospects.

In brief, these relate to vitamin D, vitamin C, glutathione, and hydroxychloroquine (hereafter HCQ) and benhexine. I'll get into these more in subsequent posts, (I already lost 1 huge post on this here), but let me just say that the benefits of HCQ have been massively derided, and the risks massively overblown, for reasons that are political, not scientific.

[QUOTE=Jaster191;4990549]What are your guys' thoughts on how dangerous it is to see one right now? I completely stopped after the pandemic started.

I've been thinking though by now these girls most have gotten it and probably already recovered so maybe the same actually isn't that high? Could just be my little head doing the thinking.[/QUOTE]

Couldn't have said it better.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;5036712]Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;5036712]Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.[/QUOTE]Geez!! Yoos guys sure are obsessed over a guy you're trying to ignore!! LMAO!!

[QUOTE=Boredaf22;4997565]Mine was a busty dyed blonde at brothel in South America. I sat down with a beer and they brought out the ladies in a big line. I pointed at the one with the cute grin and off we went to the back. Spoke no English. In her mid 20's I'd say.[/QUOTE]Long time ago in the now closed Seven Star Massage! I was doing only L1's till then, that's what I walked in for that day. But she was so good and beautiful that it turned in to a hot fuck session! And the rest is history.

[QUOTE=Ufeelmylove143;5036934]Long time ago in the now closed Seven Star Massage! I was doing only L1's till then, that's what I walked in for that day. But she was so good and beautiful that it turned in to a hot fuck session! And the rest is history.[/QUOTE]How much did you charge for an L1? LOL!!

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;5036712]Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.[/QUOTE]I personally suffered some financial loss and experienced sad blue balls discomfort from purposefully inaccurate report. Back in February I visited Royal in Skokie and asked for a specific provider, that he mentioned by her name in one of his pre COVID reports. The place, in general, and that provider, in particular, turned out to be totally and explicitly legit. I lost $60 or 70, but learned my lesson. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=DanglinNuts;5005573]That is funny!! You got him good! Did I mention I have a big Dick[/QUOTE]Hehe LOL xD.

Hoping someone out here can help me. My burner accidentally expired and now I cannot find one of my massage providers. She is on school street (4700 block) near Belmont and Cicero. If you think you may know who it is, please pm me. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DanglinNuts;5005573]That is funny!! You got him good! Did I mention I have a big Dick?[/QUOTE]I bet you also got a gorgeous 20 yo Korean massage therapist to fuck you bare for $10 last night and gave her 7 orgasms!

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;5036712]Personally, I am not here to read someone's Penthouse fantasies. The problem with a guy like hangingballs is that he posts a TON of purposefully inaccurate (I am being nice with that description) information (mostly just outright lies) about specific places and providers that some people might believe. Sorry, but if you want to read erotic fantasy, there are places for that. This board is for the exchange of truthful information for the benefit of its members, not fictional fantasy pieces.[/QUOTE]I call "bogus".

[QUOTE=Walker333;5036964]I personally suffered some financial loss and experienced sad blue balls discomfort from purposefully inaccurate report. Back in February I visited Royal in Skokie and asked for a specific provider, that he mentioned by her name in one of his pre COVID reports. The place, in general, and that provider, in particular, turned out to be totally and explicitly legit. I lost $60 or 70, but learned my lesson. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]You didn't have the "game" to achieve the results I did!

Why do I sometimes get incoming calls from uncle LEO 3xxxx7-80 on my burner.

Scares the fuck out of me. Other than contacting providers w / this phone I use it for nothing else. Have I possibly contacted a sting operation, did one of those providers get busted, did they give them my #.

Any thoughts fellas? Should I worry?

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5044252]Why do I sometimes get incoming calls from uncle LEO 3xxxx7-80 on my burner.

Scares the fuck out of me. Other than contacting providers w / this phone I use it for nothing else. Have I possibly contacted a sting operation, did one of those providers get busted, did they give them my #.

Any thoughts fellas? Should I worry?[/QUOTE]You most likely contacted a sting and they're warning you about it. If you can tell who / what you contacted please post the info for others to know to avoid.

-w.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5038500]You didn't have the "game" to achieve the results I did![/QUOTE]Your don't know what I have or don't, although we all here suspect what you really have. In any case, in spite of your fictitious report, Royal in Skokie is 100% legit. There is No extras available and you didn't get any.

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A DOCTOR. THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.


Late follow-up. TLDR: I think should all be taking 8,000 to 10,000 IU of vitamin D per day, and that's not just hobbyists worried about covid, that's everybody.

There have been many observational studies noting a strong association between low vitamin D levels and bad outcomes in covid19. These show an association, but can't necessarily prove that the first causes the second. It might be the other way around, or there could be some third factor that causes both.

HOWEVER: there's a pre-print study that shows causality: treating patients who were already in the hospital with covid19 pneumonia with large doses of a fast acting form of vitamin D, calcifediol, kept 98% of the treatment group out of the ICU. 50% of the placebo group ended up in the ICU and 2 died. These were people who were already in hospital with covid-19 pneumonia, so they were seriously ill, and these results are pretty amazing.

Here is a discussion of the study, by a fellow with PhD in Nutritional Science, Chris Masterjohn: [URL]https://chrismasterjohnphd.com/covid-19/finally-confirmed-vitamin-d-nearly-abolishes-icu-risk-in-covid-19[/URL].

Here's the study he is discussing: [URL]https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960076020302764?via%3Dihub[/URL].

Some have criticized the study due to relatively small size and possible other factors (in spite of randomization, the placebo group started off with somewhat worse baseline conditions). I've read somewhere a analysis of that study that came to the conclusion that, in the worst case, it ws still likely quite meaningful.

In his discussion, Masterjohn notes that the doses of calcifediol given would be equivalent to vitamin D dosre of "106,400 IU vitamin D on day 1, 53,200 IU on days 3 and 7, and 53,200 IU weekly thereafter. If this were given as daily doses, it would be the equivalent of 30,400 per day for the first week, followed by a maintenance dose of 7,600 IU per day. ".

These sound huge, but much larger doses of vitamin D have been given without issues.

The calcefediol has the advantage of already being the form of vitamin d that actually circulates in the blood, so it acts more quickly to raise the blood levels. For patients already sick with covid pneumonia, this is clearly advantageous.

However, Masterjohn notes this study [URL]https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30917531/[/URL], see Figure 1, showing that the effects of 100,000 IU of vitamin D has its effect over the period of a few days to a week.

In trying to determine the best blood levels of vitamin d, Masterjohn refers to Figure 4 of this analysis of numerous studies relating to all-cause mortality, [URL]https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4103214/#!po=23.9130[/URL], deciding that around 30 ng / ml is ideal, and that more might be less good.

However I chanced upon this paper: [URL]https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5541280/[/URL]. It uses units if nmol / L, where 2. 5 nmol / L = 1 ng / ml. That paper identifies 30 ng / ml to 50 ng / ml as an optimal level and recommends 10,000 IU pr day to reach the higher of those.

Worth noting that the geniuses / s who set levels in this country recommend a mete 400 IU per day. This is enough to prevent rickets, the most obvious disease of vitamin D deficiency, it is not by any means the optimal amount.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5047850]Your don't know what I have or don't, although we all here suspect what you really have. In any case, in spite of your fictitious report, Royal in Skokie is 100% legit. There is No extras available and you didn't get any.[/QUOTE]I'll stand by my last statement!!

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Other things may or not help. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=E2304;5056991]Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Other things may or not help. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Stay 6 feet away from the girl while having sex.

[QUOTE=RonM;5057013]Stay 6 feet away from the girl while having sex.[/QUOTE]Haha who have 6 feet 7 inches dick?

[QUOTE=ManuelJellison;5057983]Haha who have 6 feet 7 inches dick?[/QUOTE]Definitely not me. I'm Asian. I have to play the old fashioned way. Up close and personal.

[QUOTE=RichL1234;5044252]Why do I sometimes get incoming calls from uncle LEO 3xxxx7-80 on my burner.

Scares the fuck out of me. Other than contacting providers w / this phone I use it for nothing else. Have I possibly contacted a sting operation, did one of those providers get busted, did they give them my #.

Any thoughts fellas? Should I worry?[/QUOTE]More likely one of the hoofers or her booker sold your number, along with other mongers, to a telemarketer. If it isn't Uncle LEO calling it's the IRS or Microsoft. Lololol.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5056824]I'll stand by my last statement!![/QUOTE]Why is anyone here either bragging about themselves or bashing others? It's an anonymous forum and unverifiable. Some on this forum are less trustworthy than the girls. The purpose of the forum is sharing so that others might partake. You want to sell yourself, write a book.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5062357]Why is anyone here either bragging about themselves or bashing others? It's an anonymous forum and unverifiable. Some on this forum are less trustworthy than the girls. The purpose of the forum is sharing so that others might partake. You want to sell yourself, write a book.[/QUOTE]Got to start somewhere!! I believe my experiences carry some value other than entertainment. BTW. I cannot recall bashing anyone!

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5062666]Got to start somewhere!! I believe my experiences carry some value other than entertainment. BTW. I cannot recall bashing anyone![/QUOTE]No, you're on the bragging end. No one believes you and it helps no one find pussy.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5063592]No, you're on the bragging end. No one believes you and it helps no one find pussy[/QUOTE]Some Get it. Some don't! Sucks to be on the sidelines!!