Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[QUOTE=Ihaschzbrgr;4666227]I must say gents, this girl is definitely someone you should visit at least once if she is available and posting. Very GND cute brunette look to her 8/10 (IMO) and service is good, 8/10. Attitude is 8. 5/10. Keep in mind mongers, that my ratings are independent of my own expectations and experience. Some of you have body counts in the high dozens, if not triple digits, and have had some crazy experiences.

Nevertheless, BBBJ, DATY, RCG, CG, Mish and k9 for 2 pops for $$. Far better "value" than alot of other girls.


[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sugar_and_Spice[/URL][/QUOTE]There are two ladies sharing this profile a blonde white lady and brunette Italian / Latin lady.

Cutie-kiki.

Her face is a lot cuter than I expected, though probably a bit dolled up in makeup.

Pictures are accurate.

Nothing particularly memorable. I enjoy BBBJ in general and I was satisfied.

Our session was fairly vanilla, she cg me and I tend to finish quick. Rest of the time we just chat.

She's a bit passive and can seem stand offish. Took some warming up.

I'm used to girls leading and servicing, so it was a bit awkward for us in the beginning.

I like her look and I like Japanese gals. I would repeat, but probably for 30 m instead of 1 hr and if it's convenient.

IrisStar.

She's great. One of my best experiences so far. A bit thicker than I had expected and face didn't look like photos (maybe too much makeup).

Lots of LFK, some DFK, fairly GFE, not too much talking, BBBJ, Mish, k9, CIM + swallow finish.

Would repeat.

Eviebaby.

Evie is fantastic. My current favorite (though I don't have a long list).

Nice slender body, big tits, likes to please. BBBJ, rode me in cg and she really enjoyed it. Finished me there. Spent the rest of the time talking and I enjoyed that.

Definitely GFE in my books. Even reminds me of my ex. Lmao.

[QUOTE=Woohoo59;4667073]Exact same experience.

A bit perplexed by why she seemed attitudey towards me. Lesbian? Man hater? Couldn't quite figure it out[/QUOTE]She flipped out on me in a PM as well. I inquired about her menu. When she responded, I replied back saying "OK, thanks". The next day she PM'd me asking "What happened?" I let her know there must have been some miscommunication and I had not confirmed an appointment. She replied "Noted", which I take to mean I'm on her BL. She has also shared her BL with other girls she knows on HX so be careful. Seems like a very unhappy gal.

[QUOTE=CandyMan71;4687324]She flipped out on me in a PM as well. I inquired about her menu. When she responded, I replied back saying "OK, thanks". The next day she PM'd me asking "What happened?" I let her know there must have been some miscommunication and I had not confirmed an appointment. She replied "Noted", which I take to mean I'm on her BL. She has also shared her BL with other girls she knows on HX so be careful. Seems like a very unhappy gal.[/QUOTE]All you have to do is follow their blogs and read their half-lucid, full-asinine posts on Hx, bitching and whining usually about the younger and hotter chicks who join every day. A few of those from Sloane83 and you will realize she is a drama queen, like GinaGalaxy and KandiKat89. My suggestion is to avoid any of these women who actively blog. They are thirsty af, and their fuse is super short. You don't need their drama when there are hundreds and hundreds of hotter and younger girls who give great service, then you will never hear from again. Yeah go ahead, see Sloane83 at her incall and park in front of her place, and let us know how much she bitched you out for not being discreet with her neighbors LOL. Been there, done that. Never, ever again. And I don't even want to talk about her looks and service because it just brings back bad memories.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;4687724]All you have to do is follow their blogs and read their half-lucid, full-asinine posts on Hx, bitching and whining usually about the younger and hotter chicks who join every day. A few of those from Sloane83 and you will realize she is a drama queen, like GinaGalaxy and KandiKat89. My suggestion is to avoid any of these women who actively blog. They are thirsty af, and their fuse is super short. You don't need their drama when there are hundreds and hundreds of hotter and younger girls who give great service, then you will never hear from again. Yeah go ahead, see Sloane83 at her incall and park in front of her place, and let us know how much she bitched you out for not being discreet with her neighbors LOL. Been there, done that. Never, ever again. And I don't even want to talk about her looks and service because it just brings back bad memories.[/QUOTE]KandiKat89 is perfectly fine, she looks pretty good in person and aims to please. Just don't get personal, prepay, or mess with her and no drama will develop. Use a burner phone or number to protect yourself just in case, which should apply to all of your meetings with anyone out there. She's a good ride. If you are done early, she will even let you pay the closest rate that you haven't gone over and she wasn't exactly staring at the clock anyway.

[QUOTE=LonerRanger;4685004]There are two ladies sharing this profile a blonde white lady and brunette Italian / Latin lady.[/QUOTE]Those girls have gone through many profiles.

I saw Foxy (Vera) and that was an awesome session (2 years ago? Candice greeted me at the door, and she was sexy AF, and even came into the room afterwards to showcase her goods to me, while Foxy slapped and grabbed her ass. Her rates were double that of Foxy's at that time, and for what? A taller, blonde option?

"They" sometimes includes Vanessa. Rios, whom I've seen as well. This group of girls are like college girls with double lives. Very discreet, GFE and cute. Pretty vanilla and safe in terms of service otherwise.

I don't often repeat, but thinking about staying away from those Asian houses for a while. .

[QUOTE=FredFourLess;4688591]KandiKat89 is perfectly fine, she looks pretty good in person and aims to please. Just don't get personal, prepay, or mess with her and no drama will develop. Use a burner phone or number to protect yourself just in case, which should apply to all of your meetings with anyone out there. She's a good ride. If you are done early, she will even let you pay the closest rate that you haven't gone over and she wasn't exactly staring at the clock anyway.[/QUOTE]The harder you ram her, the the better she likes it! She's a trooper.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;4690188]The harder you ram her, the the better she likes it! She's a trooper.[/QUOTE]Especially when you do anal in doggy style. She gets into it.

I just checked Summmer's new picture uploads tonight and could not believe how much weight this chick has gained since I saw her when she first joined Hx back in Nov 2018. I was one of her first clients. Here is a picture when I saw her and one of the pictures she uploaded tonight OMG.

Steak.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4690495]Especially when you do anal in doggy style. She gets into it.[/QUOTE]Wonder who is the current donor of KandiKat's current bun in the oven?

From pictures of previous pregnancies she had posted, she gets BIG. Get it soon, unless one likes 'them very round!

[QUOTE=FredFourLess;4688591]KandiKat89 is perfectly fine, she looks pretty good in person and aims to please. Just don't get personal, prepay, or mess with her and no drama will develop. Use a burner phone or number to protect yourself just in case, which should apply to all of your meetings with anyone out there. She's a good ride. If you are done early, she will even let you pay the closest rate that you haven't gone over and she wasn't exactly staring at the clock anyway.[/QUOTE]Just noticed Kandi is pregnant again I swear seems like she's popped out a kid at 6 yrs in a row, enough to keep me away but she must good cause she's still here.

But the kid is not my son LOL. Kidding aside, KK89 is a nice engaging and affordable fuck. And for you newbies out there, her Safe rating will move you up definitely. My level is high enough I really don't fuck for network ratings anymore, just whoever tickles my fancy and is along the way. If you upcharge for the pics and vid during your session, she really loves to fuck for the camera. But no, I am not the current baby daddy because I have never barebacked her. Probably one of you.

Steak.

[QUOTE=FredFourLess;4688591]KandiKat89 is perfectly fine, she looks pretty good in person and aims to please. Just don't get personal, prepay, or mess with her and no drama will develop. Use a burner phone or number to protect yourself just in case, which should apply to all of your meetings with anyone out there. She's a good ride. If you are done early, she will even let you pay the closest rate that you haven't gone over and she wasn't exactly staring at the clock anyway.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4690829]I just checked Summmer's new picture uploads tonight and could not believe how much weight this chick has gained since I saw her when she first joined Hx back in Nov 2018. I was one of her first clients. Here is a picture when I saw her and one of the pictures she uploaded tonight OMG.

Steak.[/QUOTE]Just saw her recently. She's a little thicker now.

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4690829]I just checked Summmer's new picture uploads tonight and could not believe how much weight this chick has gained since I saw her when she first joined Hx back in Nov 2018. I was one of her first clients. Here is a picture when I saw her and one of the pictures she uploaded tonight OMG.

Steak.[/QUOTE]I've seen her before and after. She's still hot. I like both body types obviously, but I suspect I'm not alone and I'm sure her business is still doing well.

[QUOTE=DogTown997;4690859]Just noticed Kandi is pregnant again I swear seems like she's popped out a kid at 6 yrs in a row, enough to keep me away but she must good cause she's still here.[/QUOTE]She going to be Mummy again. LOL. I remember 5 years ago she had a kid and it was a hobbyist claim to be the Farther. Anybody remember?

This chick on Hx named [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/cj1988[/URL] uploaded this picture in her album. I guess that's why I never got a reply from her when I sent a message, which only says Menu / Rates? I mean what do these hookers want? A love letter?

LMAO.

[QUOTE=WildMan007;4691846]She going to be Mummy again. LOL. I remember 5 years ago she had a kid and it was a hobbyist claim to be the Farther. Anybody remember?[/QUOTE]How many hobbyist are paying the support? LOL! Need to get her tubes tied or get on serious birth control. I wonder what her family thinks about her popping out rabbits from different men, if she has family.

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;4692357]How many hobbyist are paying the support? LOL! Need to get her tubes tied or get on serious birth control. I wonder what her family thinks about her popping out rabbits from different men, if she has family.[/QUOTE]Which Kandi is this?

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4692126][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SydneyDeschanel[/URL]

I saw Sydney at her incall in OC. She chose her handle because her eyes are 100% exactly like those of the actress Zoey Deschanel. She has a very wide menu with both a GFE and PSE option, and video / pics is +50/50 if you want. She really aims to please. Her kitty smelled so good and was tight enough that even covered GFE will feel almost bare. I chose to finish with CIM and she did not disappoint, as the last BBBJ picture shows how much suction she can generate at point of climax. I actually got a mild headache from how hard she emptied me, but no swallow sorry. It was that amazing LOL. Go see her when you can because she rarely posts, and you won't be disappointed. Enjoy.

Steak.[/QUOTE]I texted her number from the ad, but its no longer in service.

Whats the best way to contact her? I only have a free HX account so I can't PM on there.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;4692351]This chick on Hx named [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/cj1988[/URL] uploaded this picture in her album. I guess that's why I never got a reply from her when I sent a message, which only says Menu / Rates? I mean what do these hookers want? A love letter?

LMAO.[/QUOTE]Total GPS. The fact that she has pics of a grape dental dam in her album tells me everything I need to know. Christ that profile page just screams 'pain in the ass'.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Prettylittlenell[/URL]

Nell is currently posting in the OC right now. Definitely one of the hottest chicks on Hx, on the same level as GorgeousJadee, SunkissedKayla, and the original Summmer, and I have tasted them all. I always received great service from her. Especially during DATY, when she drapes her leg around my neck and spreads her pussy wide so I can fuck her with my tongue. This chick is so gorgeous and smells like peaches. I have dropped a lot of coin on this girl LOL. Here are some screenshots.

Steak.

[QUOTE=BadInfluence;4694055]Total GPS. The fact that she has pics of a grape dental dam in her album tells me everything I need to know. Christ that profile page just screams 'pain in the ass'.[/QUOTE]When she put out "Eco / environmentally conscientious people".

Tells me she is one of those "woke but broke" types.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/EricaLove[/URL]

For a moment I thought it was GeorgousJadee. Any intel?

I am not so sure she is GFE friendly. No response yet in PMs.

[QUOTE=BadInfluence;4694055]Total GPS. The fact that she has pics of a grape dental dam in her album tells me everything I need to know. Christ that profile page just screams 'pain in the ass'.[/QUOTE]What's the point of eating pussy covered with grape flavored Saran wrap? I would rather stay at home, eat oysters in a half shell with Tabasco and lemon, and jack off to PornHub. And how the hell did this GPS achieve Level 4 status?

From what I got back in PM and people in HX, definitely not GFE at all but apparently she will do BB for an extra $.

[QUOTE=Rrod1114;4694352][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/EricaLove[/URL]

For a moment I thought it was GeorgousJadee. Any intel?

I am not so sure she is GFE friendly. No response yet in PMs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jedi69;4694376] how the hell did this GPS achieve Level 4 status?[/QUOTE]Soyboys 😂.

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4694180][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Prettylittlenell[/URL]

Nell is currently posting in the OC right now. Definitely one of the hottest chicks on Hx, on the same level as GorgeousJadee, SunkissedKayla, and the original Summmer, and I have tasted them all. I always received great service from her. Especially during DATY, when she drapes her leg around my neck and spreads her pussy wide so I can fuck her with my tongue. This chick is so gorgeous and smells like peaches. I have dropped a lot of coin on this girl LOL. Here are some screenshots.

Steak.[/QUOTE]Is she BBFS?

[QUOTE=MoneyMakerMike;4693742]I texted her number from the ad, but its no longer in service.

Whats the best way to contact her? I only have a free HX account so I can't PM on there.[/QUOTE]25 dollars is not that cheap! Spend the $ and get the mail priviledges cause if you can't message a chick on hx likely you won't be able to see her if she is smart!

[QUOTE=Toungsten;4692908]Which Kandi is this?[/QUOTE]Kandikat on hx.

[QUOTE=VisitingGent;4694434]From what I got back in PM and people in HX, definitely not GFE at all but apparently she will do BB for an extra $.[/QUOTE]Don't fall for that upsell crap. You are going to pay an extra hundy for BBBJ, and she will suck your dick bare for about 5 seconds, then will be reaching for the condom so fast your big head will spin, and most of the 5 second BBBJ is 90% hand and 10% mouth. Been there, done that. Technically, she kept her end of the bargain and gave you BBBJ, but the fine print did not state for how long LOL.

So I'm new to HX and I wanted to ask why'all how do you go about getting ratings on hx or references for erotic monkey? I was asked for these things from an asian agency when trying to book for a girl from a number they had on their page to text. Any help would be greatly appreciated thanks!

[QUOTE=IndieBoi;4696076]So I'm new to HX and I wanted to ask why'all how do you go about getting ratings on hx or references for erotic monkey? I was asked for these things from an asian agency when trying to book for a girl from a number they had on their page to text. Any help would be greatly appreciated thanks![/QUOTE]See HX girls that are newbie friendly and have them rate you. I would also recommend reading the LA humaniplex thread about 15 pages back as it was a recent topic and you can glean more info from other people's perspective.

No she was not BBFS, at least not for me, although I tried LOL. For those of you who are unable to see her in person for whatever reason, she also does cam shows. I remember when she first joined HX, I kinda got obsessed with her, and I was a frequent cam follower. I dropped so many tokens on this hot chick. She is just so my type. I would pay her tokens while chatting and would tell her go use your Toshiba wand, go put 2 fingers in your pussy then lick them, get on doggie and spread your cheeks, LOL. Here are some screenshots from one of her cam events.

Steak.

[QUOTE=Juice1;4694968]Is she BBFS?[/QUOTE]

I believe her pictures. She's definitely petite and stacked. Pretty cute face. Big eyes, a bit dear in the headlights look.

Pleasant attitude. Chill, a bit reserved. Would hope to warm up over time.

She'd rather you take the lead, so not the best if you're used to something like the kgirl or Japan soapland experience. She definitely tries to please though. Sat me down and gave me a good BBBJ + BLS. I laid down and she continued, then got on top. Switched to doge and wanted to CIM, but finished me prematurely with hand.

$$. 20 for hhr.

Would repeat, but my list of to-try is getting long.

Interested in seeing her and was wondering if anyone has had any good experiences with her to share. Thanks!

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4696861]No she was not BBFS, at least not for me, although I tried LOL. For those of you who are unable to see her in person for whatever reason, she also does cam shows. I remember when she first joined HX, I kinda got obsessed with her, and I was a frequent cam follower. I dropped so many tokens on this hot chick. She is just so my type. I would pay her tokens while chatting and would tell her go use your Toshiba wand, go put 2 fingers in your pussy then lick them, get on doggie and spread your cheeks, LOL. Here are some screenshots from one of her cam events.

Steak.[/QUOTE]Any chance you could clue us in on her cam handle?

You can PM Prettylittlenell on HX and ask her to friend you on all her social media accounts and which online cam shows she is currently active right now. She added me right away, but then again we have extensive history, and she tells me she still has some of the gifts I have given her.

-Steak.

[QUOTE=VaqueroNegro;4704628]Any chance you could clue us in on her cam handle?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JDog1234;4704420]Interested in seeing her and was wondering if anyone has had any good experiences with her to share. Thanks![/QUOTE]Seen her twice. 1st time she was raw and and you have to take the lead. 2nd time was a little better once she knows she opens up. Killer body.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4707343]Seen her twice. 1st time she was raw and and you have to take the lead. 2nd time was a little better once she knows she opens up. Killer body.[/QUOTE]Thanks bro! I'll give her a shot and report back.

[QUOTE=BobDole64;4699428]I believe her pictures. She's definitely petite and stacked. Pretty cute face. Big eyes, a bit dear in the headlights look.

Pleasant attitude. Chill, a bit reserved. Would hope to warm up over time.

She'd rather you take the lead, so not the best if you're used to something like the kgirl or Japan soapland experience. She definitely tries to please though. Sat me down and gave me a good BBBJ + BLS. I laid down and she continued, then got on top. Switched to doge and wanted to CIM, but finished me prematurely with hand.

$$. 20 for hhr.

Would repeat, but my list of to-try is getting long.[/QUOTE]

Could someone decode this ($$. 20 for hhr.) does it mean $220?