Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigLittleHead;2085169]So, I tried, and tried -.

I have been here about 5 x over the last 6 mo, they remember me, but none the less. Very little is going on over here.

The "Certified massage" is anything but, I wouldn't even mind shelling out the cash if the massage was decent but its basically just rubbing lotion all over until it gets all rubbed in, and repeat.

There is never a flip. Its basically a back and butt rub with a little leg thrown in.

I think 1 time the girl asked for extra and then it was the standard finish. Unenthusiastic.

I am done with this place.

On a side note I still see the brunette girl who now works off of sheridan road. She has lost a bunch of weight since she has cleaned up her act.

I like this girl. Cute face, pretty much GFE, -- now that I have seen her 5+ times her prices are reasonable... But she's just not doing it for me anymore, she has that extra belly skin from loosing.

All the weight so it kinda wrinkly for a 27 year old and her chest is droops a bit.

Sadly I have to say that I miss Alexandria. Even though she had all the drama. She was tight.

Ahhh, this area is so sad lately.[/QUOTE]Can you pm the location on the Sheridan girl and what she hit you up for?

[QUOTE=Kampyone;2085042]I agree.

Went to 52nd AMP Saturday night. Got the new girl, Bella, who is very thin, very long hair, ok rack, looked around 30-35 in American years, wearing tight jeans and long sleeve sweater. Ok massage, worked the arms, sides and added some very good teasing and allowed roaming. She got right down to business on the flip. Great experience, highly recommended. Hr was .6 and tipped the going rate of .4 but she asked for .2 more. I told her "Sorry, I always pay that" and didn't fork it over as I didn't bring it with me. I hope I don't left in the cold next time because of that. As I was leaving I saw Grandma who said she hasn't seen me in a while. This place is highly recommend if you get Bella. Do not get Grandma or Battle Suit. If you are greeted by either of them, make up an excuse (set an apt for next week) and walk out. Battle Suit is thin, on the youngish side, and flat chested. Don't be fooled.

Some things to note. I heard Grandma talking in Chinese to another girl. I didn't see who it was so I cannot confirm one way or another if it was Battle Suit or not. I also heard one of you guys talking in the front room when I was in the massage room. If it was anyone here, would you let us know who your MT was and possibly review? There is a driving school next door, so be careful if class is in session. (your neighbors kid might see you). The bathroom off the massage room also leads to the lobby in case you were wondering where the girl goes when you get dressed.

Question. If I had the extra dough, should I have gave her the extra tip? It doesn't seem right to give her the same tip as you do a Granny and her jackhammer. Or are we giving Granny too much?[/QUOTE]You did the right thing. Stick to the standard tip amounts. If everyone would do that, maybe the providers will stop acting greedy.

Went there today and got Bella. Didn't care for the massage but the ending was good. Open menu if you ask. I still like the AW in Lville better.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;2086229]You did the right thing. Stick to the standard tip amounts. If everyone would do that, maybe the providers will stop acting greedy.[/QUOTE]Absolutely! For as often as some of us do this, it can put a big dent in the wallet. Keep the rates low.

It looks like there will be a new MP opening in the near future. Its on Sheridan, a bit north of Shanghai Spa. Located in the corner unit of the same strip mall as Hillary's Ribs. The sign in the window had a generic sounding name, like Relaxation Massage and I noted they offer stress relief which I think is the magic word. The windows have solid white blinds or boards, I couldn't tell. It didn't look like it was open yet, but I will keep my eyes open.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;2097470]It looks like there will be a new MP opening in the near future. Its on Sheridan, a bit north of Shanghai Spa. Located in the corner unit of the same strip mall as Hillary's Ribs. The sign in the window had a generic sounding name, like Relaxation Massage and I noted they offer stress relief which I think is the magic word. The windows have solid white blinds or boards, I couldn't tell. It didn't look like it was open yet, but I will keep my eyes open.[/QUOTE]It's open, went there last night right before they close and got an ok massage. Flipped over and she did some light teasing and said $40 for extra. Amazing HJ she definitely knew what she was doing. The inside is really open, two single chairs and two massage rooms in the back. I'll be going back.

[QUOTE=Kswazy;2103029]It's open, went there last night right before they close and got an ok massage. Flipped over and she did some light teasing and said $40 for extra. Amazing HJ she definitely knew what she was doing. The inside is really open, two single chairs and two massage rooms in the back. I'll be going back.[/QUOTE]Could you please try to be a little more subtle? The more open we are on here the faster they go away; of course if it sucks then post away.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;2103547]Could you please try to be a little more subtle? The more open we are on here the faster they go away; of course if it sucks then post away.[/QUOTE]It's a delicate balance on how to report. That being said, some senior members love to criticize people with few posts on their lack of details.

[QUOTE=RacineLurker;2104173]It's a delicate balance on how to report. That being said, some senior members love to criticize people with few posts on their lack of details.[/QUOTE]Thanks Racine Lurker, let me start... First of all, the Shanghai Spa has has open for at least a year, has multiple reviews, and was used as a "Reference Point" to the new place by Kampyone, so right off the bat the guy is wrong, which one is he talking about? A quick look at his prior input shows her really hasn'tt shared anything more than "she ... She was great, or ... Was realty hot".

I'm not going to jump right in.

I did a bit of a recon mission the other day. The new place in the strip mall just south of the auto store is open. First, if you have friends or SO that might be driving down Sheridan Rd and they see your car there you might be in a bit of trouble. There aren't a lot of cover places you can make excuses for, like a dollar store or minimart where you could say "Oh gee, honey, I was picking up some large trash bags for when I clean up the laundry room tonight" All you have are ribs, aquarium, laundrymat, electronics store, pizza place, workout places. That is my big worry about the place.

Second thing is when I pulled in I saw a somewhat older, 50 ish Asian couple (man and woman) sitting outside the place. They were both wearing white dental / hospital clothes, including white pants. After I saw this, I kept driving and did a turn around and high tailed it out of the parking lot. Based on their clothes and a gentleman being stationed there, I feel this place is legit.

I know Lashonta is well reviewed for Water Street Spa, but anyone have any intel on Nellie the Caucasian girl or anyone else there? I assume 40 for the HE?

Went up to Racine Saturday. Have not seen any reports on this place yet. Chinese AMP with good location behind the bank. Rooms are clean and private. Coco 35-40 year old figuring in the Asian age curve, a bigger / thicker girl, adequate english, dressed plainly in capri and shirt, 4/10. House fee was 60 for a great massage that lasted for the full hour, left a modest well earned tip. Towel was draped at all times. I gently grabbed her hand and attempted to guide her but she retreated. No indication of extras this visit.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;2130539]Went up to Racine Saturday. Have not seen any reports on this place yet. Chinese AMP with good location behind the bank. Rooms are clean and private. Coco 35-40 year old figuring in the Asian age curve, a bigger / thicker girl, adequate english, dressed plainly in capri and shirt, 4/10. House fee was 60 for a great massage that lasted for the full hour, left a modest well earned tip. Towel was draped at all times. I gently grabbed her hand and attempted to guide her but she retreated. No indication of extras this visit.[/QUOTE]They have a promotional special where it's like 30-40 bucks for an hour. Guess they 'forgot' to mention that.

I actually wanted a real massage today, so I drove down to 52nd St in Kenosha. Really wasn't concerned about a HE, just wanted a massage. A young (by Asian Standards) thin thing led me to the room and I let her know I wanted an hour (. 6). The massage was ok, but no teasing or mention of extras until about a minutes before I expected the "flip", when she reached between my legs (while on my stomach), grabbed my balls and massaged them. Really felt good. She then asked me to turn over and pointed at the "turtle", who based on what had just occurred had peeked his head out. She pointed, I nodded, and if was off to the races. Not the best HJ ever, really didn't like it, but apparently I was ready, because it took about a minute before I popped. She cleaned me up and we continued on for the remainder of the massage. No discussion / argument about a tip (nothing was offered by her except the HJ). Left. 4, asked her name. Bella, and left.

Guess I'm really still looking for a massage and enjoyable ending.

[QUOTE=MrOldStyle;2145117]I actually wanted a real massage today, so I drove down to 52nd St in Kenosha. Really wasn't concerned about a HE, just wanted a massage. A young (by Asian Standards) thin thing led me to the room and I let her know I wanted an hour (. 6). The massage was ok, but no teasing or mention of extras until about a minutes before I expected the "flip", when she reached between my legs (while on my stomach), grabbed my balls and massaged them. Really felt good. She then asked me to turn over and pointed at the "turtle", who based on what had just occurred had peeked his head out. She pointed, I nodded, and if was off to the races. Not the best HJ ever, really didn't like it, but apparently I was ready, because it took about a minute before I popped. She cleaned me up and we continued on for the remainder of the massage. No discussion / argument about a tip (nothing was offered by her except the HJ). Left. 4, asked her name. Bella, and left.

Guess I'm really still looking for a massage and enjoyable ending.[/QUOTE]I also had her and she has a pretty full menu if you have the money.