Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ChalupaBatman;1967384]Well, I made another visit to GH shortly after my last report, and made sure I booked an appointment this time. Was on the fence between Natalie and Leah. Went with Natalie. I won't repeat.

Got there and, while I wouldn't say she's bad looking, she basically looked like she just rolled out of bed or something. I guess I should temper my expectations of the women in this industry, but, a little effort / makeup would go a long way, and it was a pretty good indicator of how the rest of the session would go. I booked an hour, she asked to cut down to 30 minutes. She stopped the massage multiple times to answer her phone. The massage itself was, as has been reported, pretty bad. I actually liked the pressure she was applying, but it was about as rushed as you could get, completely uneven, etc.

She was blunt about the options. They've also been reported, and the menu and pricing has not changed. I wanted to see what the fuss was about, so I paid for the full view. Everything about her top half is true. Probably nicest natural set I've seen / felt in person. They give Amy Ried a run for her money. But the rest of her doesn't match. She's thin, but not toned. No butt. No real shape. So, IMO, paying for more than topless was a waste. Which sucks, 'cause I'm an ass man.

Anyway. Finish was, again, rushed and without personality. Overall I think I dropped $160 or so, and left feeling ripped off. I'm considering one last stop at GH sometime in the future to see if Leah is worth a visit, but honestly don't think it'll be worth it. Probably going to try something different. Different spa, maybe an in. Home private / independent massage therapist, maybe check out an actual provider. For what I paid in 2 visits to GH I could have probably had a good time with a pretty nice companion for an hour.

If anyone has some recommendations, by all means, share them. As is, I got it into this hobby recently looking for some occasional release from the stress, monotony, and frustration of everyday life. At this point, I think it's just made things worse.[/QUOTE]So you dropped 160 for an hour or hh? It is just not clear?

[QUOTE=ChalupaBatman;1967384]Well, I made another visit to GH shortly after my last report, and made sure I booked an appointment this time. Was on the fence between Natalie and Leah. Went with Natalie. I won't repeat.

Got there and, while I wouldn't say she's bad looking, she basically looked like she just rolled out of bed or something. I guess I should temper my expectations of the women in this industry, but, a little effort / makeup would go a long way, and it was a pretty good indicator of how the rest of the session would go. I booked an hour, she asked to cut down to 30 minutes. She stopped the massage multiple times to answer her phone. The massage itself was, as has been reported, pretty bad. I actually liked the pressure she was applying, but it was about as rushed as you could get, completely uneven, etc.

She was blunt about the options. They've also been reported, and the menu and pricing has not changed. I wanted to see what the fuss was about, so I paid for the full view. Everything about her top half is true. Probably nicest natural set I've seen / felt in person. They give Amy Ried a run for her money. But the rest of her doesn't match. She's thin, but not toned. No butt. No real shape. So, IMO, paying for more than topless was a waste. Which sucks, 'cause I'm an ass man.

Anyway. Finish was, again, rushed and without personality. Overall I think I dropped $160 or so, and left feeling ripped off. I'm considering one last stop at GH sometime in the future to see if Leah is worth a visit, but honestly don't think it'll be worth it. Probably going to try something different. Different spa, maybe an in. Home private / independent massage therapist, maybe check out an actual provider. For what I paid in 2 visits to GH I could have probably had a good time with a pretty nice companion for an hour.

If anyone has some recommendations, by all means, share them. As is, I got it into this hobby recently looking for some occasional release from the stress, monotony, and frustration of everyday life. At this point, I think it's just made things worse.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the thing about Natalie is that she thinks she's better looking than she is. She's just about to hit the age where here clock (in this biz) will start to tick. She's good, but I've had better.

I have noticed a change in Natalie also. I guess she is just getting a little older and maybe a little tired of the business.

Seems like they can only do that so long. You see that a lot at AMPs too.

[QUOTE=Roy;1969734]I have noticed a change in Natalie also. I guess she is just getting a little older and maybe a little tired of the business.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stan77;1968760]So you dropped 160 for an hour or hh? It is just not clear?[/QUOTE]Supposed to be an hour, but cut it down to half. Honestly, I'm pretty new to this and didn't look at the clock, but would be surprised if I even got the full 30 minutes. I had already laid down the tip and don't know if I really would have had the opportunity to take any back, but, at this point, I'm chalking it up to an expensive lesson.

[QUOTE=Roy;1969734]I have noticed a change in Natalie also. I guess she is just getting a little older and maybe a little tired of the business.[/QUOTE]I was reading thru the Roselle forum and decided in a moment of weakness to make an appointment with Dianna. I called and made the appointment for 9:45 and whoever took the appointment said back to me "great, see you at 9:30". I knew that was going to bite me in the ass. Sure enough, I was running late and called them to let them know I was 15 min behind. The woman told me, "Well than Dianna would not be available. I say well than how about Natalie. She says ok. I get there and she is tired and pissed off. OK fine then just say your closed when I call. Now, in the past, she has told me they gladly take appointments until as late as midnight. She makes me wait a good ten minutes in the room. The session lasted all of 15 minutes and is mechanical and rushed as I have ever had. And I'm out $180. Ultimately, this is why I am writing this. My session with Natalie was part of a larger weird night of good and bad Karma and I thought about just keeping my mouth closed, but Jesus, charge me $90-100 and call it a night. And do they actually charge more for a HH than a full hour?? Man. She has treated me well in the past, but this pretty much cinches I would never go back there.

I had a long day last Friday and decided to swing by Schmbg to get some relaxation. There was one more monger in with the second girl and I got Nicey (seriously, who picks these names? BTW, old Papasan at register with all smiles, no Engrish.

No table shower, decent medium massage. Some brushes on the boys and very limited roaming allowed. On the flip, she massaged my arms and said we are done. I insisted that there was one more place yet. She wanted me to do it but did not back away from the table. So I confirmed there would be no trouble and she got the deed done. After clean up she says I should come and see her more. I don't want to work for the HE, I expect it.

Looks 6.

Attitude 7 (upto deed).

HE 5.

Damage 65 + 40.

I never understood why a lot of mongers like this place. Seems overpriced to me. A buck 80 is a lot of dough. I have no desire to visit.

[QUOTE=JesusCollins;1971496]I was reading thru the Roselle forum and decided in a moment of weakness to make an appointment with Dianna. I called and made the appointment for 9:45 and whoever took the appointment said back to me "great, see you at 9:30". I knew that was going to bite me in the ass. Sure enough, I was running late and called them to let them know I was 15 min behind. The woman told me, "Well than Dianna would not be available. I say well than how about Natalie. She says ok. I get there and she is tired and pissed off. OK fine then just say your closed when I call. Now, in the past, she has told me they gladly take appointments until as late as midnight. She makes me wait a good ten minutes in the room. The session lasted all of 15 minutes and is mechanical and rushed as I have ever had. And I'm out $180. Ultimately, this is why I am writing this. My session with Natalie was part of a larger weird night of good and bad Karma and I thought about just keeping my mouth closed, but Jesus, charge me $90-100 and call it a night. And do they actually charge more for a HH than a full hour?? Man. She has treated me well in the past, but this pretty much cinches I would never go back there.[/QUOTE]

I've been here a couple times. First was good. Second was not. Neither very stellar.

[QUOTE=Werewolf0956;2007611]I had a long day last Friday and decided to swing by Schmbg to get some relaxation. There was one more monger in with the second girl and I got Nicey (seriously, who picks these names? BTW, old Papasan at register with all smiles, no Engrish.

No table shower, decent medium massage. Some brushes on the boys and very limited roaming allowed. On the flip, she massaged my arms and said we are done. I insisted that there was one more place yet. She wanted me to do it but did not back away from the table. So I confirmed there would be no trouble and she got the deed done. After clean up she says I should come and see her more. I don't want to work for the HE, I expect it.

Looks 6.

Attitude 7 (upto deed).

HE 5.

Damage 65 + 40.[/QUOTE]

The pool of younger, attractive EMP providers seems to be shrinking. This fact alone is what keeps her so busy. Because of this, Natalie has become almost a rite of passage for EMP connoisseur's. For me, it comes down to three things when seeking EMP providers: Youth, Looks, and Therapeutic Technique. Natalie definitely has the first two. If you like untrained feather touch, I recommend trying her at least once.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2007862]I never understood why a lot of mongers like this place. Seems overpriced to me. A buck 80 is a lot of dough. I have no desire to visit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boo1969;1958632]Go check her out you will leave happy. IMO he is hot as hell and yes she does have a good head on her shoulders.[/QUOTE]Anything else on the menu?

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2009633]The pool of younger, attractive EMP providers seems to be shrinking. This fact alone is what keeps her so busy. Because of this, Natalie has become almost a rite of passage for EMP connoisseur's. For me, it comes down to three things when seeking EMP providers: Youth, Looks, and Therapeutic Technique. Natalie definitely has the first two. If you like untrained feather touch, I recommend trying her at least once.[/QUOTE]I've lived near GH my whole life, but I've never gone there. Partially due to the fear of recognizing someone, or vice versa, in that plaza. Is it really that worth it?

Every time I occasionally glance at the Roselle thread someone is saying they had a bad experience with her recently. I'm most living in the Waukegan area now, and EMPs over there aren't in abundance so I often go to AMPs over there. It'd be great to experience this tho. I'm in the Schaumburg area for the next day or two due to the shitty weather, can someone msg me the damage for GH?

HJ is probably the only item on the menu. Saw her couple of weeks ago. Her ending skills need to improve. This is how I would rate her.

Looks = 5.

Massage = 7.

Ending = 2.

[QUOTE=Uprope;2011613]Anything else on the menu?[/QUOTE]

She's already hit that age. She was better years ago and probably forgets that only wine gets better with age. Today she is an average looking chick with tits that are slightly oversized fit her frame. If I get a massage I want a quality one with lots of teasing. Last time I was there it was a rush job. I was done with her after that. If I paid for an hour, give me a fucking hour! She's not pretty enough to think that I am going to do $155 for a 2 minute look at her titties and rushed jerk.

[QUOTE=JesusCollins;1968835]Yeah, the thing about Natalie is that she thinks she's better looking than she is. She's just about to hit the age where here clock (in this biz) will start to tick. She's good, but I've had better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Datsurman;2012135]She's already hit that age. She was better years ago and probably forgets that only wine gets better with age. Today she is an average looking chick with tits that are slightly oversized fit her frame. If I get a massage I want a quality one with lots of teasing. Last time I was there it was a rush job. I was done with her after that. If I paid for an hour, give me a fucking hour! She's not pretty enough to think that I am going to do $155 for a 2 minute look at her titties and rushed jerk.[/QUOTE]I've said this before and I'll say it again, Oh how I miss lisunia's...The service at GH never matched up.