Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Mickey7]Anyone have any info on these ladies from Backpage? I called and spoke to a lady who sounded very nice and seemed to be straight like her ad says. I saw one mild review on another site for one of their ladies who was not pictured.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/adult/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A582827&name=escorts[/url][/QUOTE]I have seen 3 of the girls in this ad. Meghan, Tiffany and Cindy. Tiffany is the youngest and best looking of all. She is a good looking blond about 22-25, Meghan is a tall blonde not to bad probably 30ish. While Cindy is a little rough and around 50. Price is right and all 3 were pretty good girls. Outcall only $.5

Has anyone else noticed the recent pricing increase of the girls, especially on BackPage? 350 an hour? Jesus- you have to be kidding me. My wife is hotter than 95% of them. What do these girls think- That they are "more special". If any providers are out there reading this, let me give you some advice: stop thinking you "are all that" and accept the fact that you are what you are and you are not special. In fact, most of you girls wouldn't garnish a second look in the dating department. Your 'diva' personalities are just checks your mouths write that your bodies and personalities can't cash.

You girls often use words like "bliss" and "ultimate" to describe your service. Do us all a favor and cut the superlatives, the vast majority of the ads could start with a headline like " Crack *****- 39 Tits were once nice but now have the texture of old potatoes, pussy was once tight but now like throwing hotdog down hallway. Will offer lack luster BBBJ that probably won't get you off so when you want to slide it in the stink hole I'm going balk and ask for far more cash than it's worth. Then just lay there because I have no feeling left and all I'm thinking about is my next hit and if I can reach your wallet. 250/hr"

Another thing is take care of yourselves. Don't any of you have any concept of this abstract, but very real term: tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow, the day after today. Tomorrow you will in all likelihood still be alive and still be looking for money to support your xyz habit. This might blow your mind like an 8ball on a Saturday night but if you were good to a client today, tomorrow he might call again. Wow, that’s crazy, isn’t it? If you dressed nice, cleaned up and tried to enjoy yourself and took care of the guy who just gave you a few hundred dollars he might come back with a few hundred more dollars. Then, he might tell his friends, and his friends might bring a few hundred more dollars. Hell, maybe someday, there will be some kind of anonymous system where people can "post" reviews, "discuss" details and say things like "girls x was friggin awesome" and then those guys, who read these "reviews" and these "discussions" would call you and come over with even more money.

The point is you are not all that. You maybe pretty but I guarantee I’ve had better. You fill in the blanks when I’m on the road and to busy to go out. Your performance only rarely rises to the level of good and often times hovers somewhere between "Oh, Jesus" and "whatever". What a guy really wants is some contact, some little intimacy, smiles, enthusiasm and above all, the impression that he just didn’t waste his money.

Listen, if all we wanted was to get off, we would simply crank out some fist babies (thanks Family Guy for the best jerking off reference EVER) and call it a night, go out in the morning with our 200 saved dollars and buy some golf clubs or fishing poles or what ever.

G A B

Gabrielfa, that was excellent bro! Can you post that same message on Backpage.com? I think it would hit home with all the loser broads on that board. Thing is I'm so desparate sometimes that I actually have to go with a "whatever."

Lata

that was awesome!!! "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" LOL

Every year or so I get inspired to sit down and crank out an honest review of the situation. If someone finds my prior one about streetwalkers, let me tell you, it was funny and dead on. I got so many private messages about and people asking permission to repost it elsewhere. Some guy wanted to print them off and hang them on telephone poles in his stroll. Priceless. If you happen to find it let me know!

GAB

I hooked up with Adrianna who was visiting the Cleveland area. She is a 21 year old good looking lady who has a really open agenda. Well worth the effort to see this beauty. She welcomed me into her room before I knocked and then into her arms as if I was a long lost lover. You can find her at [url]http://adriannagfe.escortwww.com[/url]. The letters gfe should be in big bold print.

Gee....for some reason I all of a sudden became clairvoyant and can see the day when the Backpage and Craigslist scammers get ahold of this site and post their very own "recommendations" for all to see.

YMMV

[QUOTE=Jumpher]I hooked up with Adrianna who was visiting the Cleveland area. She is a 21 year old good looking lady who has a really open agenda. Well worth the effort to see this beauty. She welcomed me into her room before I knocked and then into her arms as if I was a long lost lover. You can find her at [url]http://adriannagfe.escortwww.com[/url]. The letters gfe should be in big bold print.[/QUOTE]For the prices she charges, she should also wash my car and paint the house.

[QUOTE=Jeep56]For the prices she charges, she should also wash my car and paint the house.[/QUOTE]Adrianna is a travelling escort. She has a very good reputation. Her prices are very reasonable compared to other escorts.

I'm visiting this week and looking for someone legit. I don't see any reviews about her, so I figured one of you would know her.

[url]http://cleveland.craigslist.org/ers/512487852.html[/url]

[url]http://www.myexoticcompanion.com/ladies/mylisa.html[/url]

OK, after reading a few positive reviews of The Mansion, I decided to make a date with Lisa.

In my fantasy, Lisa's pictures didn't do her justice. She is smokin' hot, relaxed, not in a hurry, and a true professional. You can't tell from the pics, but she's a gorgeous white girl. If huge boobs are your thing, Lisa isn't. Perfect skin, no tattoos, nicely tanned and smooth like silk.

The only thing that would be better is if she had a southern accent. 9+++++
Apparently she only works during the days except by special request.

The drill for the place is respectable, get directions, knock, introduce, and go to a private room. At least, that's how it was in my fantasy. Was I dreaming?

Needless to say, next time I'm in town...hell maybe even again this time while I'm in town, I'll definitely look her up. Like a wise old man told me once, "if God made anything better, he kept it for himself."

I see guys talking about phone lines they meet escorts on. What are these and where would you find one? I have never heard of anything but I see them talked up on forums a lot more recently. Any info would be apprecitaed!

Someone is posting that this girl is working with LE and he got busted. He doesn't mention the hotel that he got busted at in either of the 2 post that he did. Did he get busted or just didn't get the service he wanted?

If he got busted then that sucks! He should more info so we know what to look for.If he's trying to get revenge on this girl i wish he would just post a bad review.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_fellow_hobbiest_this_girl_is_working_with_le_beware_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=739632[/url]

[QUOTE=Slow Roller]Someone is posting that this girl is working with LE and he got busted. He doesn't mention the hotel that he got busted at in either of the 2 post that he did. Did he get busted or just didn't get the service he wanted?

If he got busted then that sucks! He should more info so we know what to look for.If he's trying to get revenge on this girl i wish he would just post a bad review.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_fellow_hobbiest_this_girl_is_working_with_le_beware_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=739632[/url][/QUOTE]

If it was in Cleveland I have never heard of a sting operation of that sort being conducted within the city. They have had these types of stings in Brookpark though.

I think this posting is highly suspect.

FYI to those of interest. LEO made some arrests last week and over the weekend of girls advertising on the back-pages. If you have a favorite BP girl let them know to be extra careful.

PS - I don't have the specifics. I just know some of my friends got busted in a sting.