General Reports

[QUOTE=socalasian]This might be the worst, grossest thing I have ever seen posted on CL...

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/145906986.html[/url]

Hello gentleman,

It’s late Monday night and I’m completely available tonight and tomorrow. I’m a voluptuous black woman (you might even call me buxom). I’m independent; I don’t use a driver. I believe in the total GFE; I ENJOY ALL THINGS ORAL TOO. I would love to massage all the kinks out of your body, from the top to the bottom. I believe in kissing and hugging, licking and touching. I can get wild and I’m not shy. I’m not into tricks and these are my real pics. I’m very discreet and I would enjoy giving you pleasure. I'm still looking for a regular,OUTCALL ONLY!!!

All for You,
Xeena

Full hour- 250 roses
(Additional hours 100 roses)

Half hour-150 roses

24 hours-1000 roses


It should be "I'll pay you 250 roses to call me"

Holy crap.. I won't be able to get it up for a week...

Happy Hunting!![/QUOTE]


Although that is ONE of the ugliest CL ads I've seen... I have seen worse!! If someone tried to do her Greenpeace would come after them for illegal whaling!

I remember many years ago when I was in the Lancaster/Palmdale area during the summer... It was a very hot day. I saw a HUGE, fat, FUGLY thing hitch hiking. I felt sorry for her, because there was NOTHING nearby, so I offered her a ride. She barely fit in the passenger side of my car and when I asked where she was going, she made her intentions known... She was offering sex for money.... As I said earlier, I stopped because I felt sorry for her... BUT I DIDN'T FEEL THAT SORRY!!!! EEEEEWWW!!!!

You can have my share!

Mellow Art said that!!!

[QUOTE=Samurai II]Mmmmmm.... Yummy! I want some of that!!

Samurai[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Longrod]Seems LE has teamed up with the local rag (Orange County Register) to create a very unfavorable image for anyone on this board unfortunate to get picked up for soliciting.

During the past 5 years there must be over 1,000 SWs that have trolled Harbor Blvd (our version of Sunset Blvd in Hollywood ??) and its doubtful more than a handful were minors.

Yet together, LE & OCR have combined to make it very difficult for anyone who must face a jury (heaven forbid should anyone ask for a 'judge-only' trial) to get an even shake. The jury public (juries are selected from people who are on the voter registration rolls) now already deem guys who troll Harbor guilty of creating a market place for every mixed-up runaway looking to make a quick buck.

Guys, just getting picked up (on Harbor Blvd in your car) there makes you guilty of something, yes?

Fellas, be careful.

You are up against big money if you should ever fall into the hands of LE and the criminal justice system.

PS: The neat thing about being older, having diabetes/high blood pressure that requires pills that cause ED, I don't troll anymore. Can't imagine myself telling a SW ... "honey, could we just talk for 35 minutes while the Viagra kicks in?". Nowadays MPs get all my business.[/QUOTE]

What I do is take 1/4 to 1/2 a V about 30 minutes before any prospect.
The amount is not so much to present a danger and the headache
wears off quickly after the deed. Some of the girls are pretty amazed
at the staying power as the prettier ones are used to a wham-bam
where the guy can't last. You get more out of the experience holding
onto it in my opinion, especially with the younger, prettier girls.

ROMAN

Since they abandoned their phone, it is pretty hard to tell when who
will be there. As a result, it's become a luck-of-the-draw thing, with often
the better lookers long since taken and busy on all fours upon my
arrival. So I am not too sure about being okay with ok. I am not
okay with ok currently.

For example, I let Julie only BJ me to completion most recently. I won't allow
someone like that into FS with me. I reserve that for the truly worthy. More
generally if I think any form of flesh will flap in the wind, I toss the FS.
Body-fat ratio is important to me.

If anyone knows any decent in-calls in Irvine, PM me. I occasionally
take a break on days off and even during work days at lunch. Asian is
okay. Decent white girl is likely not possible. Looking for hardbodies.
Buttafaces are okay if unavoidable as long as the hardbody is there.

The reason for this is basic/logistical. If the girl isn't in pretty good shape,
she can't go for very long without getting tired and that sours the experience
and her attitude (she's learned she can't do it long.) My best experiences
have always been with the young girls who have minimal extra fats.

ROMAN

[QUOTE=socalasian]This might be the worst, grossest thing I have ever seen posted on CL...

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/145906986.html[/url]

Hello gentleman,

It’s late Monday night and I’m completely available tonight and tomorrow. I’m a voluptuous black woman (you might even call me buxom). I’m independent; I don’t use a driver. I believe in the total GFE; I ENJOY ALL THINGS ORAL TOO. I would love to massage all the kinks out of your body, from the top to the bottom. I believe in kissing and hugging, licking and touching. I can get wild and I’m not shy. I’m not into tricks and these are my real pics. I’m very discreet and I would enjoy giving you pleasure. I'm still looking for a regular,OUTCALL ONLY!!!

All for You,
Xeena

Full hour- 250 roses
(Additional hours 100 roses)

Half hour-150 roses

24 hours-1000 roses


It should be "I'll pay you 250 roses to call me"

Holy crap.. I won't be able to get it up for a week...

Happy Hunting!![/QUOTE]

Why would you even dignify this garbage with a post?

Let it die an early death for the truly deprived and desperate.

Not us.

ROMAN

Yes, I have info that Janie the goth teen greek girl has retired. I spoke to her on the phone a couple of times and was going to see her and she told me her story... she is retiring.

Her family is supporting her and she is going into rehab to clean up her life. I guess things just spiraled out of control to the point she was at...

So for now, she is retired. Another great one gone...

Happy Hunting!

Although I have been lucky lately. Have been twice in March and got Rose & Gigi, both nice:)

I sent you a PM of something new!

[QUOTE=Roman]Since they abandoned their phone, it is pretty hard to tell when who
will be there. As a result, it's become a luck-of-the-draw thing, with often
the better lookers long since taken and busy on all fours upon my
arrival. So I am not too sure about being okay with ok. I am not
okay with ok currently.

For example, I let Julie only BJ me to completion most recently. I won't allow
someone like that into FS with me. I reserve that for the truly worthy. More
generally if I think any form of flesh will flap in the wind, I toss the FS.
Body-fat ratio is important to me.

If anyone knows any decent in-calls in Irvine, PM me. I occasionally
take a break on days off and even during work days at lunch. Asian is
okay. Decent white girl is likely not possible. Looking for hardbodies.
Buttafaces are okay if unavoidable as long as the hardbody is there.

The reason for this is basic/logistical. If the girl isn't in pretty good shape,
she can't go for very long without getting tired and that sours the experience
and her attitude (she's learned she can't do it long.) My best experiences
have always been with the young girls who have minimal extra fats.

ROMAN[/QUOTE]

I got chickened out once a ho threatened to call the B&W on me. I have since been going to TJ to polish. There are nice cheap Ho that you could find in the Red Light District. you may want to give it a try.

By the way, don't you think that it is good idea to sign petition to make prostitution legal in the State of California?

No, just picking up a sw is not a crime. It's suprising one story could have so much effect. Just follow the normal precautions and you will be safe. Eventually the action will pick up again Last year there was a couple of big prostitution rings that were busted in SD. They put a damper on the street action for quite awhille.

Hey guys what's up, this board has been dry for quite some time now. Hopefully that will start changing when the weather heats up. I made a quick trip to Harbor today and found Elena. Elena is a WSW, probably about 23 years old, about a 6 in the face and 5 in the body department.

Nice attitude and she quickly went to work on a 40 cbj. Not bad technique, and accomplished the job. She said she was here from SD where she got booted out by the cops. Had a cell but did not feel was worth asking for. She seemed a little dirty, I can see the dandruff in her hair when she was blowing the chorizo (a turn off).

Other than that, the streets were dry as usual except for 2 WSW orcas that were walking the track (nasty looking). I'm afraid that a lot of the members on this board are jumpting to TS board. Lots of info there, but expensive girls. I tried Riah Star and was not impressed. There is another popular girl on that board name Tabitha, but I have never been able to get a hold of her.

Well have a good one boys. Hope to hear from you soon.

Beer Guzzler

I tried Riah recently also. I haven't posted a review on her over there yet and I probably won't. Since everyone else raves about her and I found her services to be mediocre at best. I know I would most likely get flamed off the board. BBBJ skills were effective and got the job done but I have had better BJ's for less than half the price. Angie and Suzy give way better BBBJ's if you can get past their looks.
I thought Riah had slipped a rubber on me while she was blowing me but it must have just been the texture of her mouth. First chick I ever ran into that has a built in condom on her blower.

Try Angelica J if you get the chance and want to spend some bucks. She was a nice treat to myself but too pricey for me to regularly visit.

Happy Hoin!

[QUOTE=PotShot]Try Angelica J if you get the chance and want to spend some bucks. She was a nice treat to myself but too pricey for me to regularly visit.[/QUOTE]

I made an arrangement with Angelica a while back for a quickie bbbj for $. Although I'm always looking for variety, I repeat with her occasionally when there's nothing new in sight. If I know you, PM me if you want to know what to say to her to possibly get the same arrangement.

Havin' fun,
S/H

I don't think I could settle for a BJ only from AJ. If I'm there I just gotta get some of that poontang.
I get the cheap BJs from the ugly chicks and just close my eyes and make believe its AJ. :)

Happy Hoin!

[QUOTE=PotShot]I tried Riah recently also. I haven't posted a review on her over there yet and I probably won't. Since everyone else raves about her and I found her services to be mediocre at best. I know I would most likely get flamed off the board. BBBJ skills were effective and got the job done but I have had better BJ's for less than half the price. Angie and Suzy give way better BBBJ's if you can get past their looks.
I thought Riah had slipped a rubber on me while she was blowing me but it must have just been the texture of her mouth. First chick I ever ran into that has a built in condom on her blower.

Try Angelica J if you get the chance and want to spend some bucks. She was a nice treat to myself but too pricey for me to regularly visit.

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]
I actually love Riah's bbbj skills.... well worth it, clean, and comfortable. more expensive then the rest but IMO worth it.

Drove from 22 to 405. Saw one bsw (5 at best) by the Chevron near 1st. Cops were everywhere. I even saw one driving in and out of the hotels parking lot on Harbor. So I decided to pass.