Massage Parlor Reports

Does any of you know who it was or was it one of you guys - that put the send up of Senina on cl yesterday? It was hilarious - I wish I would have printed it out - he titled it Hot Senina and used the phrases that were in their normal ad. like : professional massage (chinese students) special attention to the groin. Hj and Bj once we get to know you. hours 9am - 10pm - but the owner will let you in until midnight.

Whoever it is - I would like to compare notes with him and see if his experiene is similar to mine. I tried emailed the address in the ad - but he probably never got it because it was deleted so quickly.

I forgot the best part -

Happy New Year from our staff Nancy (she does) Tanni (she does) Lisa (we know she does) Jobi (we dont know yet)

I know a while back someone asked about this - was in the area and went by members only on Friday at 1. Someone pulled up who I took to be the owner. Said they hadnt had shows there in months

Stopped in on my way by for the fun of it. Two hispanic women. One might have been ok - the other was unbelievably repellent

Dad you asked me about AJ salon jessica. whether she performed topless CBJ
Yes she did performed topless. I gave her $0.7 tip.

She had huge boobs with even larger stomach.

She looked like THE GRAPPER in star wars episode 6: Return of The Jedi.

I have attached the photo. Enjoy!

1st time visit to Pine Tree today. $.70 door fee. They were a little busy with a couple of drunk guys from the bar next door. So I had to wait a little. The place is fairly clean. Table shower provided no play what so ever, I think because 1st time there. The massage was OK, had better, had worse, "accidental" contact with jr and the boys. Did provide decent HJ. I would consider going back.

Ghost7

Its on the SW corner of Archer & Ashland but from the reviews you may wanna go a few blocks east on Archer to Relax and check out the new talent.

Some of the talent seems to be asking more than the previous talent.

[QUOTE=Silvio]Ghost7

Its on the SW corner of Archer & Ashland but from the reviews you may wanna go a few blocks east on Archer to Relax and check out the new talent.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Silvio]Ghost7

Its on the SW corner of Archer & Ashland but from the reviews you may wanna go a few blocks east on Archer to Relax and check out the new talent.[/QUOTE]
I'm in that area all the time. I just couldn't picture it but I did see it the other day.

Maybe I'll take a look at Relax!

Fellas,

Some of you are asking questions about places talked about in the forum. Some of you have 0. 3 posts total. So, if you have no posts, please do not ask dumb ass questions. Read the forum, take notes if necesary, and find the answers to your questions. Then go out and see for yourself. Hell, you may find someting new and if you do, then take one for the team.

If you have more than 15 posts (for arguments sake) this report does not apply to you. Most fellas post and share. If you have zero posts, don't just look for a hand out. WE don't know who you are!

The Fees at massage MP. are if you have a lisence, You get a 40 to50% fee, If a student you can only work on tips, Some will hire a MT if they speak little english, and have no papers. For a legal place the client must remaine covered, Hope that gives most people the knowledge that they want . Tipping is always an option, Only tip if the massage is good. If you see a lisence, they are getting payed. A 10 to 20% tip is ok. More if they are real good, In fact I been to some where i got some money back, and a free massage. But people keep moving around, The people that are real good are Winine, is one there are others, Take care everyone.

I'm the original guy who posted the CL ads that talked about Senina and the thief that took my money out of my pants pocket during my shower (I know, I was stupid). After I posted, I received four emails from other guys who were robbed there and at least one of them started posting similar reviews on CL. I had a four hand massage which was 30 minutes later than my appointment, interrupted by changing girls more than once (why?), and had one masseuse in there training who was probably 16 (and no, not my style at all, she was a kid). No extras offered or available, the masseuse (Tani) let me fondle her butt during the masage but practically ran out of the room when I asked about extras.

I've been around here for a while mongering and have no motivation for posting other than to cost Senina more money than I lost that day. My best picks for massage in the Chicago area are Silk in Chinatown (normal AMP rates like every other post here), Pine Tree in Willowbrook (likewise), Pine (Libertyville?)and Brandy the independent in Chicago (more but gives a great massage). I'm looking forward to trying Singapore and am open to other recommendations.

[QUOTE=Bebop60]I'm the original guy who posted the CL ads that talked about Senina and the thief that took my money out of my pants pocket during my shower (I know, I was stupid). After I posted, I received four emails from other guys who were robbed there and at least one of them started posting similar reviews on CL. I had a four hand massage which was 30 minutes later than my appointment, interrupted by changing girls more than once (why?), and had one masseuse in there training who was probably 16 (and no, not my style at all, she was a kid). No extras offered or available, the masseuse (Tani) let me fondle her butt during the masage but practically ran out of the room when I asked about extras.

I've been around here for a while mongering and have no motivation for posting other than to cost Senina more money than I lost that day. My best picks for massage in the Chicago area are Silk in Chinatown (normal AMP rates like every other post here), Pine Tree in Willowbrook (likewise), Pine (Libertyville?)and Brandy the independent in Chicago (more but gives a great massage). I'm looking forward to trying Singapore and am open to other recommendations.[/QUOTE]If there are others with some experiences to tell from that place, could you please send them my way?

I have been there a couple of times and all the mamasan who I have gotten to know a little brags about the 25-30 guys who go in there a day when busy.

I figure it is at least half of us.

I know of another fellow on here who would be very interested in some follow up reports on this place.

If you could, please reply via PM.

Thanks and I look forward to reading about your experiences there.

The info will stay off the main board.

Visited Oriental yesterday finally had Ginny.

Good service. A decent massage and happy ending.

Visited Relax on archer and took Michelle for an hour.

She was very acoomadating and in the first fifteen minutes she fliped me over and asked what I wanted. My hand gesture worked. She wanted $0. 6 for HR. But agreed for $0. 4. After the HR she again started the massage. At the end she again played with my toy and released the stress again. I payed $0. 5 for 2 HR. She was more than happy. Will visit the place again.