[QUOTE=Zero110;6391319]Has anyone ever found a midget (little person)? Or know what country might have the best chance?[/QUOTE]There is one in miami. Ex porn star and escort.
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[QUOTE=Zero110;6391319]Has anyone ever found a midget (little person)? Or know what country might have the best chance?[/QUOTE]There is one in miami. Ex porn star and escort.
Today was a good day. I recently met a horny White-thrash lady who wanted to get it on while showing me the type of porn she liked. Dang, I watched in disbelief as the actress's pelvic outlet was used and abused. So I started sticking fingers in while we fucked. After a while, my hand was in there as I alternately pumped her with my four fingers and my ding dong. After I blew, she was extra cum lubed and was rolling her eyes to the back of her head (what's a guy to do? So I stuck my whole fist in there. Fuck, she squirted and loved it. Gap filled. I would not do this to a provider unless asked.
Speaking of gaps, there is a nice daily gap at 114, and a weekly one at 150. Would love to fill up those ho's. Got to love long and strong free options!
Yo not sure this is the right thread but basically, I'm looking for older women 40-60+ to play with, the partner (man) can join or watch, whatever, I'm in SGV but could be open to travel, if you're interested DM me for more info!!
Greetings and salutations.
It seems like ladies are wild-ing lately. I was at a store perusing the cheese and wine and shortly got into line. The MILF in front said she didn't mean to cut in front. So, I replied, no worries I was just looking for some lick. Her. Uh, liquor. She hit my shoulder and laughed.
She is a real cum *****. At least that is what she said while I fucked her ass with saliva dripping down her chin. Then she DTed and gagged before I shoved donkey dick in her pussy. She rode with static joy until I shot my load. Had to shove my hand into her snatch afterward and she popped so hard like champagne gushing all out. It was spectacularly beautiful we were impressed. Afterward, she looked at me like I gave her a million dollars and called me frat boy. White girls are wild as fuck.
In your best dracula voice say, I suck your cum. At least that's what I did as the iceberg blue-eyed, white rapper chick released herself all over my tongue. She never had that done and it took so long with some coaxing. Now there is a Christophe rap song, LOL. She said I think my boyfriend is gay and asked if he could watch next time. Show him how it's done.
Gents, there is nothing more fun than when a girl is afraid to cum. Call me dumb. Just let go, pee on me. Pop! There goes another one.
I think about the fisting part deux lady with her saliva drool, ass fucked horny wildness and bust out randomly laughing as I say, I am your cum *****.
That's me!
Tell me you are ready.
Fat fucking White girls. PAWGs.
Smell the satchel of delight. Ready for cum delights. Smell the sluts. See those fat gratuitos asses bounce up and down. All around. All while the tits defy gravita. Googly Eyed, I am.
So flexible.
I got pics of fat ass, puffy pussy, cum sluts.
Real tits. Moving and grooving. My eyes went all cock-eyed.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6517708]Tell me you are ready.
Fat fucking White girls. PAWGs.
Smell the satchel of delight. Ready for cum delights. Smell the sluts. See those fat gratuitos asses bounce up and down. All around. All while the tits defy gravita. Googly Eyed, I am.
So flexible.
I got pics of fat ass, puffy pussy, cum sluts.
Real tits. Moving and grooving. My eyes went all cock-eyed.[/QUOTE]Hell, Yeah, Brother!
I like all kinds of women, but hell yeah brother, pawgs / chubby white chicks seem like a good time. I am right there with you, I want to bang a couple of chubby white chicks before I die.
[QUOTE=Nessant;6517891]Hell, Yeah, Brother!
I like all kinds of women, but hell yeah brother, pawgs / chubby white chicks seem like a good time. I am right there with you, I want to bang a couple of chubby white chicks before I die.[/QUOTE]Yee Ha! Buddy!
How can you call yourself a hobbyist if you don't bang some porn pussy?
Have you ever laid down near the equator with random strangers viewed up at the sky and watched the stars dance? You could feel the velocity of the earth's movement as the sky danced and moved in a cadence rhythm to create streaks of light from each star. Fucking amazing. Like you were on acid, or better yet, hippy flipped the fuck out on top of a mountain at a rave party. Everyone was best friends and random strangers.
You hit up Amber. Then Ginger. And that other girl who you forgot her name. Maybe the holly grail girl. Why?
Because you made her came. Again and again and again. Life with a purpose.
The fist whisperer, aka little fist pump. I swear that last girl looked at me like she just gave birth and I was her darling baby child. She was sweated. She was stammered and could barely walk.
Like after the first girl's pussy that you fingered and said to yourself. I will never wash my hand again while taking a deep satisfying sniff.
These days and nights are so short. If only I could bottle my fist pussy smell and take a whiff whenever I want. When I was young I might say I will never wash my hand. Now that I am older and killed more brain cells I am thinking I should.
Good morning.
Midget that's my bucket list. Or is it midgetess?
[QUOTE=Degenerate;6554394]Midget that's my bucket list. Or is it midgetess?[/QUOTE][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/141045783[/URL]
[QUOTE=Marcath;6554825][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/141045783[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you get some of that?
[QUOTE=ShunkLeesh;6554883]Did you get some of that?[/QUOTE]No, just searched midget on listcrawler. They pop up frequently, definitely on my list.
According to the general consensus, midgets are on everyone's fucket list. So I put in countless hours to create the following joke.
What does the midget say at the bar?
Girl, I can make your fantasy come true.
What does Christophe say at the bar?
Hi girls, you want to make a wager?
Dyke: Yes, I bet you can't get with any of the ladies here.
So I looked around and saw a motley crew of skanks, fatties, uglies, and peppered throughout some nerdy goth girls. Bet! Now for my request for the contest, which will remain a coveted proprietary secret that I won. So I took the two lesbians to their hotel room across the way. It was filled with cannabis and beerymid of Bud so luckily the more pretty of the two pulled off her top in a way that made her tits pop and bob up and down. They were huge and floppy and she came to me for a kiss as I squeezed her tatas. The dyke came in from the other side and started sucking on the girl's ear while competing with my hands to fondle her honey. I learned that these gals were from Bakersfield which partially explains the slight BO, hairy armpits, and stubbly thighs, and although they were both mid 20's they looked like they could of pass for forty-year-olds. The bisexual one was dang you look so good to me. I pulled down my pants, threw my shirt, and laid down in the center of the bed while pulling Bi's head to my groin, saying, "Make me feel like a woman". The dang Dyke said hold on and ran outside. Moments later she had a condom which they put on my head.
I felt imprisoned thinking this is all wrong. Thankfully the Bi was a DT champ and she just kept bouncing her head up and all the way down while her girlfriend watched and shortly started making slurping noises while she ate out Bi's ass. I could barely feel anything until the magic moment, she was the best ball licker on this side of the Pacific so my cock sprung to full effect. I grabbed Bi and tossed and turned her in different contorted ways until I came like a lesbian fucking champion. Then I just had to get out of there. Two days later and I still need to wash some of the BO off.
What happened to the pretty lipstick lesbians? Nerdy glasses-wearing goth lesbians at a dyke bar in Nocal will for now until the end of time be a hard pass. A further musing is that it is no wonder K-providers are cornering the market. These two twenty somethings had tits of an Asian 60 year old.
This lady was eating ice cream with her hands and rubbing it all over her titties then my cock before she started to suck it off. I grabbed a handful and finger fucked her pussy. We went to her place and played messy house.