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[QUOTE=Cbig82;3483228][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/lexis-brand-new-you-wont-regret-calling/33107613[/URL]

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[QUOTE=DA9988;3483498]The only thing is she does look a little too good to be true on Backpage.[/QUOTE]I TOFTT as I haven't seen any reviews of her yet. She was nice. A little nervous at first, but once we got started she was fun. Took direction fairly well, but I would've liked a bit more interaction and being into the time together. She's certainly the girl in the pictures, and they're accurate and recent. All covered, $. 2 or $. 3 for hh. Maybe a little high for what I got but it wasn't bad, especially compared to what else is out there!

Hey all,

Visiting for the weekend for the first time. Looking for reliable providers. Never been into town so I can't offer any girls but can def set you up with a few here in Atlanta if you're ever in the area. Feel free to PM. S. rod.

I'm going to start with the positives cause that's a much shorter list. She looked like the pics.

Okay, now the negatives. I had a nightmare that I called asking for a ss for 60. Walked in the door. No smile, no hug, no hello. She just opened the door and walked back to the bedroom. I stupidly followed. No small talk. Very business like. Very rushed. Major clockwatcher. All is covered. Started with a lackluster CBJ. Got into the doggy position and things went from bad to worse. An odor slowly crept into my nostrils. If I was describing a fine wine (which I am NOT), this odor had the timeless smell of unwashed ass mixed with the aroma of a tuna sandwich left in a locker over the weekend in a paper bag with a loving hint of vinegar douche. Needless to say, little willie went into full turtle mode when he realized I was going to stick jim into that hot mess.

She did not take direction at all and her attitude was horrible. At one point I actually started wishing I was with my bitchy, whiny girlfriend cause at least she smells good.

When I finally coaxed little willie into the cave, it felt like I was sliding a hotdog down a hallway.

Started gagging cause the odor got worse with each thrust. Stopped short, washed off a bit, dressed, left abruptly and returned home to a vigorous hot shower. It's been a couple days but I keep getting tiny whiffs of displeasure once in awhile. Might have to shave and bleach my nosehairs.

Needless to say, I would not repeat and would. Not recommend.

Did I mention the ashtray near the bed with a small glass tube stuffed with chore boy?

[URL]https://independent.com.detroit.escortbabylon.com/post/23004757/Msreadyx[/URL]

[QUOTE=Woody313;3485348]I'm going to start with the positives cause that's a much shorter list. She looked like the pics.

Okay, now the negatives. I had a nightmare that I called asking for a ss for 60. Walked in the door. No smile, no hug, no hello. She just opened the door and walked back to the bedroom. I stupidly followed. No small talk. Very business like. Very rushed. Major clockwatcher. All is covered. Started with a lackluster CBJ. Got into the doggy position and things went from bad to worse. An odor slowly crept into my nostrils. If I was describing a fine wine (which I am NOT), this odor had the timeless smell of unwashed ass mixed with the aroma of a tuna sandwich left in a locker over the weekend in a paper bag with a loving hint of vinegar douche. Needless to say, little willie went into full turtle mode when he realized I was going to stick jim into that hot mess.

She did not take direction at all and her attitude was horrible. At one point I actually started wishing I was with my bitchy, whiny girlfriend cause at least she smells good.

When I finally coaxed little willie into the cave, it felt like I was sliding a hotdog down a hallway.

Started gagging cause the odor got worse with each thrust. Stopped short, washed off a bit, dressed, left abruptly and returned home to a vigorous hot shower. It's been a couple days but I keep getting tiny whiffs of displeasure once in awhile. Might have to shave and bleach my nosehairs.

Needless to say, I would not repeat and would. Not recommend.

Did I mention the ashtray near the bed with a small glass tube stuffed with chore boy?

[URL]https://independent.com.detroit.escortbabylon.com/post/23004757/Msreadyx[/URL][/QUOTE]Dude, I am so sorry for your misfortune. Thank you for sharing this. You just saved a lot of mongers hard earned time and money. Many of us have had these types of encounters including myself. It is too bad that most black women I have seen (not all) have had a shitty, unenthusiastic attitude. My best times have been with white or mixed providers. I do not discriminate, however since I do know a few black ladies that kick ass and have awesome attitudes.

Thanks again for the awesome report!

Be safe out there.

Dd.

Is it just me or are there a lot of posts lately that don't have a link?

[QUOTE=Srod1234;3485344]Hey all,

Visiting for the weekend for the first time. Looking for reliable providers. Never been into town so I can't offer any girls but can def set you up with a few here in Atlanta if you're ever in the area. Feel free to PM. S. rod.[/QUOTE]There are no "reliable providers" on BP, just junkies and rip offs. Detroit has reliable providers, they just don't post on BP. You will need references.

[QUOTE=MightyMonger;3485518]There are no "reliable providers" on BP, just junkies and rip offs. Detroit has reliable providers, they just don't post on BP. You will need references.[/QUOTE]Then where do the good providers advertise in detroit.

Usually post in saginaw or northern michigan area and also florida.

Will be downstate on Saturday and have tried contacting several ladies for a massage.

Only three have responded.

Can anyone shed some info on these ladies.

[URL]https://40up.com.detroit.escortbabylon.com/post/23034877/[/URL]

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/experienced-licensed-therapeutic-massage-now-offering-nuru-massage/24402100[/URL]

[URL]http://annarbor.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-fetish-friendly-24-7/29285026[/URL]

[QUOTE=Chemanon;3485312]I TOFTT as I haven't seen any reviews of her yet. She was nice. A little nervous at first, but once we got started she was fun. Took direction fairly well, but I would've liked a bit more interaction and being into the time together. She's certainly the girl in the pictures, and they're accurate and recent. All covered, $. 2 or $. 3 for hh. Maybe a little high for what I got but it wasn't bad, especially compared to what else is out there![/QUOTE]PM ed you and thank you!!

[QUOTE=MightyMonger;3485518]There are no "reliable providers" on BP, just junkies and rip offs. Detroit has reliable providers, they just don't post on BP. You will need references.[/QUOTE]I will dispute this statement just a little bit, although we all know it is true for most advertisers; here is one who has been my reliable, formerly UTR Nikki.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/new-skilled-beauty-f-l-%CE%B1-w-l-%D1%94-s-s-and-r%D1%94%CE%B1l-%D1%94x%D1%82%D1%8F%D1%94%D0%BC%D1%94l%D1%83-%D1%82%CE%B1l%D1%94%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%94d-v%D1%94/33824403[/URL]

[QUOTE=Woody313;3485348]I'm going to start with the positives cause that's a much shorter list. She looked like the pics.

Okay, now the negatives. I had a nightmare that I called asking for a ss for 60. Walked in the door. No smile, no hug, no hello. She just opened the door and walked back to the bedroom. I stupidly followed. No small talk. Very business like. Very rushed. Major clockwatcher. All is covered. Started with a lackluster CBJ. Got into the doggy position and things went from bad to worse. An odor slowly crept into my nostrils. If I was describing a fine wine (which I am NOT), this odor had the timeless smell of unwashed ass mixed with the aroma of a tuna sandwich left in a locker over the weekend in a paper bag with a loving hint of vinegar douche. Needless to say, little willie went into full turtle mode when he realized I was going to stick jim into that hot mess.

She did not take direction at all and her attitude was horrible. At one point I actually started wishing I was with my bitchy, whiny girlfriend cause at least she smells good.

When I finally coaxed little willie into the cave, it felt like I was sliding a hotdog down a hallway.

Started gagging cause the odor got worse with each thrust. Stopped short, washed off a bit, dressed, left abruptly and returned home to a vigorous hot shower. It's been a couple days but I keep getting tiny whiffs of displeasure once in awhile. Might have to shave and bleach my nosehairs.

Needless to say, I would not repeat and would. Not recommend.

Did I mention the ashtray near the bed with a small glass tube stuffed with chore boy?

[URL]https://independent.com.detroit.escortbabylon.com/post/23004757/Msreadyx[/URL][/QUOTE]I about fell out of my chair laughing! Well written, sir! Always appreciate good humor! And how many of us are willing and able to not only relate an unpleasant experience, but also present it in such a clever and entertaining fashion? Hats off to you, Mr. Woody313!

Also, my horizon was expanded a bit more, as I was forced to look up "chore boy" in the Urban Dictionary. I had never heard the term before, either its original or it street use.

Saw Maria at her incall. I've reviewed her before and this trip was as good as the last one. Short and thick latina with big tits. $75 hh, great covered BJ and riding til I filled the bag. Cool convo before and after. Laid back, no drama. Will continue to repeat.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/mixed-beauty-no-rush-new-pics-ready-now/31556403[/URL]

[QUOTE=MightyMonger;3485518]There are no "reliable providers" on BP, just junkies and rip offs. Detroit has reliable providers, they just don't post on BP. You will need references.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of reliable providers on backpage, Nikki is just one of them.

Xircom.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/new-skilled-beauty-f-l-%CE%B1-w-l-%D1%94-s-s-and-r%D1%94%CE%B1l-%D1%94x%D1%82%D1%8F%D1%94%D0%BC%D1%94l%D1%83-%D1%82%CE%B1l%D1%94%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%94d-v%D1%94/33824403[/URL]

[QUOTE=BrookeLove;3485553]She is real and here in Madison she is well review on Toledo's board limited time only guys.[/QUOTE]It would be helpful if you attached a link to your ad here. Shouldn't be hard considering you posted 7 of them just yesterday alone.

Looking at your previous posts yes I found two favorable reviews. I also found three times as many posts of you replying to members on here having an attitude. Thanks for letting us know you're in the area, but those are red flags for me. I'll let someone else TOFTT.

[QUOT3556]Been a long time since I posted, it's been pretty ruff out there so I have been a good boy lately. So the other nigh I Had a dream with Amy in Madison heights. Thin and tall girl with dark hair. I dreamt she was very good at throat games and took direction superb. Only problem is, very thin, no assets, and defy user. Service A+ looks F. Overall good experience.

[URL][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/available-now-playful-sexy-milf/33958768[/URL][/QUOTE][/URL] (She's got a couple of ads on other sights only found 1 other review on them. Would love to call her. Any more Intel on this one?