DC police on a mission I really hate this side of the cost.
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The Night of the Crazy Women. Pt. 1
I hit downtown last night at around 11:30 PM. Nothing around 8th and Alvarado, so I went down to skid row. I cruised for a while and didn't see anything worth getting excited about, but one girl caught my eye. She was mid-20's, very tall, about 5'9" or so, and filthy. She wore a long white skirt that was so dirty, a shirt that looked like it was ripped open with half her tits hanging out, and her hair looked like she hadn't washed it in a month. She smiled and waved at every car that went by, but no one was picking her up. If you had somewhere for her to shower and a change of clothing, this might be a diamond in the rough. But, as those of us who have picked up dirty girls know, they are less concerned with your enjoyment than they are in cleaning up, and the constant nagging for you to rent a hotel room will ruin any sexy fun you try to have.
At around 1:00, I headed out of the area and spotted a girl that I saw around 7th and Towne. She looked like a mom type, late 30's, short hair and a short denim dress. She was sitting on a sidewalk and it was free pussy peek time, so I drove around the block to get a better look. When I pulled up, she was babbling to no one, and I tried to get a better look up her dress. She finally got up, giving me the free show I was looking for, and tried to open the door of my car. In between her crazy babble, she said "Can I get a ride away from all this bullshit?
Well, I do like crazy. Not lunatic or dangerous crazy, but just crazy enough to do anything I might want. I used to see a crazy girl some years ago, and she was up for anything. Ass licking, butt fucking, CIM with swallow, photos, video, you name it. And, the first time I was with her, she sweetly asked for some money when I was dropping her off, and I gave her $10 and she lit up like a Christmas tree she was so happy.
So, we found a place to park. She's nothing beautiful, but average, not fat, and kind of reminded me of little Lynn who used to hang out down here about 8 years ago. She was also a bored housewife who tried crack and started blowing strangers. That's what this girl's story was, which came out in between non-sequiters about watching porn with her brother who then shoved a bottle up her ass and other such crazy shit.
Without asking, she started jerking me off, then sucking. Both were too rapid to really enjoy, but the weirdness of this encounter was turning me on. After about ten minutes of this, she just stopped and asked if she could have a couple of bucks because her brother was waiting for her to get some food and she wanted to stop what we were doing. I gave her two dollars and drove her back. I didn't even know where I was. I just found a quiet street and pulled over and she got out like everything was fine.
TWO DOLLARS!!
The Night of the Crazy Women. Pt. 2
Since I hadn't blown a load, I kept driving around. I spotted dirty girl again, who kept disappearing and reappearing. I saw Caroline walking, but she was on one of her missions and I know better than to even bother when she's on a drug run.
After a while, I finally angled for dirty girl and got her to walk over to a better pick-up spot. She comes to my window and says "I only suck dick" like it was a bad thing. I wish every girl I saw came to my window and announced that she sucked dick.
I got her inside and she was not having a good night. Up close, she wasn't as pretty, with some warts or something on her face. She would talk about bad shit happening to her on the street, and how every day someone punched her in the head. Great sexy talk. She made it clear that she hated the street life and just needed some money. Just as I'm about to pull to a stop for our fun, she says "I don't want to do this. Just take me back. " I tried to get an answer out of her as to why, but she clammed up. She wouldn't talk to me at all, until she asked for a cigarette.
I tried to drop her off near 7th instead of right on top of it, and she started getting biitchy. Now I understand why she gets punched in the head every day. Right after I dropped her off, I saw someone else pick her up, and then I saw her right back there ten minutes later, so I know that didn't go well either.
At around 4 AM, I picked up April. She was kind of cute, high energy, a little nutty and a little dirty, but we ended up having some fun after a long wait in the McDrive-Thru. I hate street people who think they have all the answers with their bullshit spirituality. Just suck my cock. April is thin, very dirty blonde hair, maybe late 20's and has a Gary Busey vibe to her.
Downtown is getting fucking weird again. It might be time for a break.
The Night of the Crazy Women. Addendum
I have other elements of the stories that have come back to me.
First, I forgot to mention a new girl that I saw at 6th and Towne. Nice little body, dressed in a pretty skirt, but had a crew cut like GI Jane. That's fine if you're protecting me from Aliens or Terminators, but unless you have a face like Demi Moore, grow your fucking hair out. She did not look like Demi Moore. She looked like little brother Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
Before April went to work on me, she gave herself a spray with some Hawaiian Breeze air freshener from Glade. This was after she put my windows all the way up. This wasn't a spritz, it was like a de-lousing.
When I was dropping off dirty girl, I tried to do it away from 7th, and she yelled at me. "Why are all you guys all so afraid of the cops? Well, I guess for two reasons. 1, I'm not a stupid drug addict, so I hope that decisions I make aren't completely wreckless and irrational. And, 2, I'm not a stupid drug addict, so I actually have something to lose. Guys, keep this in mind at all times when you do what we do.
When April and I were going to a spot I use, I passed by 14th and Hooper new Sam's Hoffbrau at about 3 AM and it was crawling with hookers. These were girls who looked like they played hookers in a movie. Maybe 20-25 spread across three blocks, dressed in tiny skirts and tiny shorts and tiny bikinis.
Jaguar in the Jungle vs. KMP on the Streets.
Greetings,
I just got back from a prowling romp thru the ho stro's. Western had some run-of-the-mill Milfs and druggies until just before Florence were there were a couple youngish BSW ones. Wasn't interesting, so I went over to Fig were there were about 20 or so working Manchester to 108th. Nothing worth risking my life for and left going North on the 110 to cruise onto JW.
Around midnight on JW there was a Whitish lady dressed in doo-wop attire. Maybe a White girl. Oh? A white girl. Ooh, a White girl. Don't know. Then further down around Union there was another Whitish lady sporting a nice Summer style dress. She looked like she was up to no good but I didn't feel the need to investigate further. Just as I was turning to head back towards the Jaguar liar, I spotted an Asian looking lady that looked out of place and in a hurry. Still, she had the look, and my animal senses made me want to prowl. Several cars stopped though were ignored, she was determined to beeline towards who knows. I made a couple turns surveying the surroundings and swooped in. She was about 10 feet behind were I pulled in and I watched as she wobbled and eventually decided to return towards my spot.
"You look familiar, what's your name?" I asked.
"You date other Korean around here? My name is Lily. " She had a nice toned body wearing black denim pants and a white shirt that stopped short and revealed her waist. She wore glasses and had the look of a B- KMP provider with a forty year old girl. She said we couldn't go to her place because of a roommate.
"Park in here. I know the place. " I pulled in and gave her a couple Jeffersons for some gas. Apparently, she ran out on her way back from Hemet. We jumped in the back were she disrobed from her pants. Then pulled out her barely hairy pussy, followed by helping to release the Anaconda from out of my pants. Sssss. The one eyed monster once released went slithering towards her very eager mouth. I was rock hard in no time and started caressing on her naked ass. Then she said, "come over here" as she spit on her coochie and then licked the Anaconda as she pulled him in. Man, did it feel like a snug glove of love. I pumped away to a pull out finish that went splattering all over her navel filling it all the way to the brim. Played with her titties a little bit more and after we cleaned up.
"I never do this, especially never less than 80. " Might of been my lucky night.
She said that she's going to be around 8th and Hoover around this time for a couple days. She wears glasses and has shoulder length hair. Kind of has a librarian look but she can turn into a little freak.
Peace.
Won't work in a sports car or SUV
[QUOTE=Livinitup;2570669]Picked up a BSW on a hot day in the shade of tunnel on 108th between Fig & Broadway. She was chilling sitting on the curb, looked great from a distance. But it wasn't until she got in the car that closer inspection revealed she had herpes / cold sores on her swollen lips.
I had to tell her "sorry baby I need my dick sucked real bad, but those lips 'aint cumin anywhere close to my Johnson". She pouted her lips and refused to leave the car. I tried to reason with her, even offered her $5 for her 30 seconds of her time.
But this was her Rosa Parks moment and she would not be moved.
Ended-up getting out of the car with keys in hand, and putting $5 on the curb. Returned to the car and did the Sucker Bill crowding move. When the wind started to blow the $5 away from the car she followed with great haste.[/QUOTE]His move won't work in a sports car or an SUV, because they don't have bench seats.
Rowdy activity on western on dawn
8 BSW (some the rate 6-8/10 for looks) and 1 LSW / WSW around 5-6 AM didn't really know there's much activity here as in Fig.
First time looking for streetwalkers
Yo, first time poster on the streetwalker side. From time to time, I lurk on this side. I never have picken up a woman off the streets, I mostly used RedBook (when it was active) and now Backpage. I was really tempted to pick up a girl the other day near downtown LA, but I was paranoid it might have been a cop or something. I was looking to see if anybody can give advice as to where is a good area to look for some of these girls? And how to approach them? I don't want to be thrown in jail for the night with a boner. I'm also pretty interested in picking up homeless chicks as they might want to do more things such as bareback. Obviously I want to go about this smart, any help would be much appreciated. Thanks.
8/20 early morning report
Drove down Western at about 4 am and saw Uncle LEO chilling with his lights off by the doughnut shop near Melrose. A couple of BSW were at a corner a few blocks south but I didn't partake. Did anyone else see the very tall one? She must have been way over 6 ft.