Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Rrignition]Went to Acu-something(can't remember) after seeing a listing on craigslist. Walked in, mamasan asked us the usual prelim questions, and I paid for an hour,. 8. She told my buddy and I that she had one mexican and one asian. After some deliberation, I took the asain. In came Missy, low 5', Very spinner, cute face, busted grill. Horrible massage, very flirty, asked me what I wanted, I said everything. No mention of price, she begins to suck my balls, and CBJ. Pretty good CBJ for starters, moved to CG, then Mish with one knee by her head and then finished with sideways. She was enthusiastic through the whole thing and never once mentioned money, so I tipped. 4 and called it a day.[/QUOTE]
Wait! You tipped her forty bucks for FS? Unacceptable in my opinion!

I'm all for keeping prices reasonable, but blatantly under-tipping like this is why providers get jaded and ultimately service suffers for the rest of us.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Wait! You tipped her forty bucks for FS? Unacceptable in my opinion!

I'm all for keeping prices reasonable, but blatantly under-tipping like this is why providers get jaded and ultimately service suffers for the rest of us.[/QUOTE]

I have to agree with Malibu on this one. 40 for FS and an hour is just wrong. That is taking advantage of the gyrl and I hope you're not planning on a return visit cuz you might not be welcomed the second time around.

[QUOTE=Lerrena]I have to agree with Malibu on this one. 40 for FS and an hour is just wrong. That is taking advantage of the gyrl and I hope you're not planning on a return visit cuz you might not be welcomed the second time around.[/QUOTE]Is that the new price like picking up crack 'ho on washington/harbor? I gotta check out this place, lol.

Some have asked, so here is the CL ad.

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ads/1675377423.html[/url]

And I was in from out of town, so I have no intentions of returning. I would have tipped a bit more but all I had was $$.45 in my wallet and the $$ was in c-notes.

[QUOTE=Rrignition]Went to Acu-something(can't remember) after seeing a listing on craigslist. Walked in, mamasan asked us the usual prelim questions, and I paid for an hour,. 8. She told my buddy and I that she had one mexican and one asian. After some deliberation, I took the asain. In came Missy, low 5', Very spinner, cute face, busted grill. Horrible massage, very flirty, asked me what I wanted, I said everything. No mention of price, she begins to suck my balls, and CBJ. Pretty good CBJ for starters, moved to CG, then Mish with one knee by her head and then finished with sideways. She was enthusiastic through the whole thing and never once mentioned money, so I tipped. 4 and called it a day.[/QUOTE]


Wow, talk of lowballing?? You shoulda tipped more dude!

PC out

New place on lambert in lake forest. 2 girls there, one short and cute the other tall thin and not worth looking at. I got the shorty, her massage skills were about a 3. Had on jeans, she acted kinda lost. I was able to grab her ass some what there was of it, and on the flip I had to almost do it myself but she finally relented. Maybe too new and someone else will get better.

Also went to Emerald spa in laguna woods. On the weekend, had Young. Very cute 30ish korean. Had on elastic soft jeans and a shirt. One of the better massages I had all year. Shit shes strong. Good thigh (reach way in) and ass massage with tease. Flip and she asked in I was LE, which made me laugh since I had my hand between her legs. Did this awesome light touch of balls and shaft for 5 minutes while I got her hot rubbing her between her legs. Got her top up and sucked on some perfect soft yummy tits (B). Wouldnt go for the pants even though she was moaning and wiggling from all the rubbing and sucking. Was good enough where I would go back.

My ATF in HB is no more. Sad but true, The TLC day spa AKA Beach Blvd FS with CICI the tight little Viet chick, Is NO MAS!

Went by the other day and a note on the door. (I didn't read it) The again went by and all the windows were empty, no covers, just empty like it was never there.

If anyone finds where it pops up again, please shoot me a note!

Regards All Be Safe,

MW

For an hour @ a FS joint, you should tip 160-200. For 30 min 80-120. I don't care if you are from out of town, its just bad karma what you did.[QUOTE=Rrignition]And I was in from out of town, so I have no intentions of returning. I would have tipped a bit more but all I had was $$.45 in my wallet and the $$ was in c-notes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rrignition]And I was in from out of town, so I have no intentions of returning. I would have tipped a bit more but all I had was $$.45 in my wallet and the $$ was in c-notes.[/QUOTE]So......why not give her the c-note? Things like this ruin it for all of us!

[QUOTE=Cash Value]
Also went to Emerald spa in laguna woods. On the weekend, had Young. Very cute 30ish korean. Had on elastic soft jeans and a shirt. One of the better massages I had all year. Shit shes strong. Good thigh (reach way in) and ass massage with tease. Flip and she asked in I was LE, which made me laugh since I had my hand between her legs. Did this awesome light touch of balls and shaft for 5 minutes while I got her hot rubbing her between her legs. Got her top up and sucked on some perfect soft yummy tits (B). Wouldnt go for the pants even though she was moaning and wiggling from all the rubbing and sucking. Was good enough where I would go back.[/QUOTE]I had a weird experience there where the gal kinda left the door open just a crack but still gave me the HE?????????

[QUOTE=Rocco D]Looks like the white girls from Enrapture are back...

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/american-hottie-714-454-3287-come-over/9570559[/url]

If you haven't heeded my advice before, do it now, do not go. You don't know it but you'll thank me.[/QUOTE]I think I know the why not but PM me just the same.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]For an hour at a FS joint, you should tip 160-200. For 30 min 80-120. I don't care if you are from out of town, its just bad karma what you did.[/QUOTE]LOL, you guys act like they are people. They are pieces of meat to be had at the lowest price. Once you sell your body like that, you are a commodity, not something to be respected or cared for. I would never pay more than. 5 for FS anyway and that's just on principal. 160-200 for 15 minutes of sex? That's the going rate of a beautiful incall FS, for a hh-h. But to each his own.

Happy hunting OC!

[QUOTE=B Malibu]For an hour @ a FS joint, you should tip 160-200. For 30 min 80-120. I don't care if you are from out of town, its just bad karma what you did.[/QUOTE]

I gotta agree with B Malibu here! Just cuz your from out of town and not planning to see this girl again doesn't mean you shouldn't tip the norm even give extra if she took care of you better than you thought but the rates B put up are what is fair in these joints then when peeps like me or B Malibu show up after someone like you just left we wonder why we get the attitude or even worse the bad service so if you aren't willing to pay at least what the going rate is maybe try your luck at the local bar so you don't mess things up for someone else. Just my two cents!

I wrote a short report a while ago about this newly opened AMP near my work in HB, on Beach next to Norm's. So, basically, I turned down all the extra services because I thought they were kinda pricey. Nevertheless, about 2 weeks later I gave them another chance. This time around I was taken care of by a V girl named Kim. I would say she was about 7. As usual, .4 at the door for 1/2 hr. Then came the "do you want anything else?" question. So I finally got soft and took the HJ for 60 (she also offered BJ for another 20). Pretty standard rub and tug I'd say.

Last week I drove by the place from work and, guess what, it was closed. Did I mention it was opened only about 2 months ago? I thought it was busted by uncle LEO or something. But then I saw a little piece of paper slapped on the door, so I went over to see what it said. Basically they "moved" to another place (on Heil and Brkh, at MSP, if you're curious). There was also a phone number. So I guess it wasn't busted :).

Today I saw an ad on CL about this no-name AMP with the EXACT location and p#. It said "under new management." I suppose I'll come by to check it out. Anybody else know about this place?

[QUOTE=Rrignition]And I was in from out of town, so I have no intentions of returning. I would have tipped a bit more but all I had was $$.45 in my wallet and the $$ was in c-notes.[/QUOTE]

So what were you saving the c-notes for??? I can't believe that wherever your from it is acceptable to lowball a woman who has provided better service than you had any right to expect.

AF

Perhaps rates are different in your city, but now that so many fine local contributors have advised you on how things work here (notice everyone was polite- no one called you names or made it personal), I look forward to your future, adequately compensated, reviews.

Anywhere along beach in Buena Park?

PM me Please

Reading through some posts I spotted AMP Addict's info on the Columbian spinner working out of Mission Viejo. I checked out the local rags and found her easily enough. Sounded good and decided to call. Got the recorder, left a message and she called back in 10 minutes. She had an appointment available for 3 that I took.

I was there when they first opened and got nada from a cute Asian. They were having a grand opening and it did not look like a place where good things happen.

MMS greeted me and called for Sima. Nice looking hard body that took me to a room and said she'd be right back. I got naked and before I had a chance to lay down she was back in the room. Decided on the hour because AMP Addict said her massage was very good and it was.

Thouroughly worked my back and legs. I spread my legs to give her some space to get to the boys which she did. On the flip she took her time on Mr. Johnson using some warm oil that felt nice. She did nice job on the ending and then went on to complete the massage.

Nice expierence. Let me play with her bolt on's which felt soft and real and spent some time with the crack of her ass.

I would repeat.

$. 70 for the hour & $. 40 for a tip.

Face 7

Body 8

Massage 9

Attitude 8

Bud

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Phew boy do I feel better that someone else got a HE at Coral. I had all these msgs telling me that they got nothing. Kinda sounded like they doubted me. Look some of us just have the talk and roaming hands that work well I guess. But then again Im lucky most places except 7-11....[/QUOTE]A little late on this... catching up.

I tried this place a couple months ago and got a HE with "Mina" - cute thin girl. Unfortunately, I barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning, much the details of the experience - but a decent massage/HE, clothed with minor touching. Usual pricing.

What was memorable was how clean/nice the place was. Very nice legit looking lobby. Rooms are large with the walk-on-your-back bars on the ceiling. It was very quiet there on the weekday evening that I went. She said there was one other girl working, but I didn't see anyone.

[QUOTE=Rrignition]LOL, you guys act like they are people. They are pieces of meat to be had at the lowest price. Once you sell your body like that, you are a commodity, not something to be respected or cared for. I would never pay more than. 5 for FS anyway and that's just on principal. 160-200 for 15 minutes of sex? That's the going rate of a beautiful incall FS, for a hh-h. But to each his own.

Happy hunting OC![/QUOTE]
This is just wrong on so many levels!!!

BTW... at a 160 hhr incall, how much do you think goes to the provider? At least 100, so there's really no difference in the tipping scale, you're just handing over the house fee and tip in one lump sum, as opposed to paying the house fee first and then tipping the provider. You said you've never paid more than .50 for FS, so either you've never really been to an incall or your initial post was bogus to begin with, simply to stir the pot.

You said you paid for an hour in your original post. Surely the girl massaged and warmed you up prior to the action. If you bought an hour and only lasted 15 minutes, that's your problem and you should have paid for 30 minutes instead.

Please let me know the provider's name and place of business so that I can take up a collection and go properly compensate her and apologize on your behalf. I'm serious... your attitude towards these women as just "pieces of meat" really angers me! Regardless of their profession, they are still human beings for heaven sake!!! Have a little class!

[QUOTE=Pacom555]A little late on this... catching up.

I tried this place a couple months ago and got a HE with "Mina" - cute thin girl. Unfortunately, I barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning, much the details of the experience - but a decent massage/HE, clothed with minor touching. Usual pricing.

What was memorable was how clean/nice the place was. Very nice legit looking lobby. Rooms are large with the walk-on-your-back bars on the ceiling. It was very quiet there on the weekday evening that I went. She said there was one other girl working, but I didn't see anyone.[/QUOTE]Yep this is a clean place which I like!

[QUOTE=Bud For U]Reading through some posts I spotted AMP Addict's info on the Columbian spinner working out of Mission Viejo. I checked out the local rags and found her easily enough. Sounded good and decided to call. Got the recorder, left a message and she called back in 10 minutes. She had an appointment available for 3 that I took.

I was there when they first opened and got nada from a cute Asian. They were having a grand opening and it did not look like a place where good things happen.

MMS greeted me and called for Sima. Nice looking hard body that took me to a room and said she'd be right back. I got naked and before I had a chance to lay down she was back in the room. Decided on the hour because AMP Addict said her massage was very good and it was.

Thouroughly worked my back and legs. I spread my legs to give her some space to get to the boys which she did. On the flip she took her time on Mr. Johnson using some warm oil that felt nice. She did nice job on the ending and then went on to complete the massage.

Nice expierence. Let me play with her bolt on's which felt soft and real and spent some time with the crack of her ass.

I would repeat.

$. 70 for the hour & $. 40 for a tip.

Face 7

Body 8

Massage 9

Attitude 8

Bud[/QUOTE]You meann Cambodian rather than Colombian correct?

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden]You meann Cambodian rather than Colombian correct?[/QUOTE] Oops. Sorry about for the nationality error, she is Cambodian.

Bud

Did anyone TOFTT yet at MoM? PM me if anyone knows if there are extras as the entry prices are high. Sounds goods to me and I like the pics as I'm still on my blonde hunting safari.

[QUOTE=MeatWhistle]My ATF in HB is no more. Sad but true, The TLC day spa AKA Beach Blvd FS with CICI the tight little Viet chick, Is NO MAS!

Went by the other day and a note on the door. (I didn't read it) The again went by and all the windows were empty, no covers, just empty like it was never there.

If anyone finds where it pops up again, please shoot me a note!

Regards All Be Safe,

MW[/QUOTE]The little piece of paper says it's been moved to Heil and Brkh, across from MSP and under new management. There's also a phone #. Don't know what happened.

Emerald Spa is close to my office and after reading a post from Cash I thought I would drop by for a rub in between clients. Mr. Value mentioned Young and it sounded good but settled on Lina because Young only works weekends.

Lina is thin, kind of cute, B cups with very perky nipples. Maybe it was because I asked for Young, Lina thought I was a regular. There was no questionaire about being LE, she was on my nut sack in less than a minute. I prefer a real massage but this was not happening.

Ten minutes into it I flipped, got a ten minute handjob and it was pretty much over. I was going to bolt but she offered a foot massage for the remaining time and it was actually quite good.

A big turn off for me is the Kim Chi. She must have gargled with it before entering the room. The whole room smelled of it. I was going to give her some Altoids but I'm not sure they would have done any good.

Not very exciting and not worth a return visit for me. Many other spots out there that offer better value.

$.50 entry $.40 tip for the half hour.

Bud

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Phew boy do I feel better that someone else got a HE at Coral. I had all these msgs telling me that they got nothing. Kinda sounded like they doubted me. Look some of us just have the talk and roaming hands that work well I guess. But then again Im lucky most places except 7-11....[/QUOTE]
I hear there is a new place there in the same area next to dental office???? Have yet to try.

[QUOTE=Sj Dude]Did anyone TOFTT yet at MoM? PM me if anyone knows if there are extras as the entry prices are high. Sounds goods to me and I like the pics as I'm still on my blonde hunting safari.[/QUOTE]Oh nm, I found some old posts. Some like a lost cause to go here and pay out that kind of dough for a supposed hot blonde eventhough she advertises as open till 3am now.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden]I hear there is a new place there in the same area next to dental office???? Have yet to try.[/QUOTE]The one behind Wendys? First time there I got a good massage from Sharon w/o extras. Second time I asked for HE and she oiled me up and replaced the towel over me expecting that I self service. I haven't been back.

Maybe you will have better luck.

Please let me know the provider's name and place of business so that I can take up a collection and go properly compensate her and apologize on your behalf.

[QUOTE=Tamno3]Today I saw an ad on CL about this no-name AMP with the EXACT location and p#. It said "under new management." I suppose I'll come by to check it out. Anybody else know about this place?[/QUOTE]

If I recall, there was already a MP in that little plaza at Brookhurst and Heil.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]BTW... at a 160 hhr incall, how much do you think goes to the provider? At least 100, so there's really no difference in the tipping scale, you're just handing over the house fee and tip in one lump sum, as opposed to paying the house fee first and then tipping the provider. ![/QUOTE]

Just curious, at a typical MP where the standard tip for full service is one hundred, does the technician actually keep the entire $? Do they have to tip the MMS at the end of the day or week?

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5]If I recall, there was already a MP in that little plaza at Brookhurst and Heil.[/QUOTE]There is, if you're talking about the dental office. Not to mention they do that "under new management" crap all the time. Just called and asked about MeatWhistle's Cici. They said she doesn't work there, but there are others that are just as good. I'll give it a try and let y'all know.

Depends on location, but usually at a fs location the girls usually tip out the mms a percentage. Mms will assume that each 30 minute appt will yield $ tip. This is why under tipping and /or not going for fs is frowned upon. It's like being a waiter and tipping out your bartender. If a girl sees 5 guys and they all tip $, conceivably the girl grossed 500 but prolly walked with 400 after tipping mms 20%. This is why girls like to get 120 for 30 min. Never take an hour at a fs location unless your are planning to tip at least 160 but preferably 200.

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5]Just curious, at a typical MP where the standard tip for full service is one hundred, does the technician actually keep the entire $? Do they have to tip the MMS at the end of the day or week?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bud For U]Emerald Spa is close to my office and after reading a post from Cash I thought I would drop by for a rub in between clients. Mr. Value mentioned Young and it sounded good but settled on Lina because Young only works weekends.

Lina is thin, kind of cute, B cups with very perky nipples. Maybe it was because I asked for Young, Lina thought I was a regular. There was no questionaire about being LE, she was on my nut sack in less than a minute. I prefer a real massage but this was not happening.

Ten minutes into it I flipped, got a ten minute handjob and it was pretty much over. I was going to bolt but she offered a foot massage for the remaining time and it was actually quite good.

A big turn off for me is the Kim Chi. She must have gargled with it before entering the room. The whole room smelled of it. I was going to give her some Altoids but I'm not sure they would have done any good.

Not very exciting and not worth a return visit for me. Many other spots out there that offer better value.

$.50 entry $.40 tip for the half hour.

Bud[/QUOTE]Interesting. I saw Lina (Chinese) too later that evening for a 1 hr. Little bit different experience. I'd say looks were OK, not really my liking. Ok face, flat and a little soft (not fat) around the middle. Friendly enough. Didn't notice any kimchi odor. Haha.

Gave a pretty good real massage with nice deep pressure. She spent the first 35+ min (a little too long) doing my back with ball/ass teasing.

Didn't take too long after the flip to get to the business. A very nice HJ, with a lot of rubbing of balls/taint/asshole. Good stuff. Felt her ass and her unimpressive tits.

She spent the remainder of the time massaging my head and face. She didn't do the rest of my front, which would have been nice.

Overall: a decent massage, good HJ, from an average looking girl. 60/40. It wasn't bad, but like Bud, I'm not sure I'll go back for her.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Depends on location, but usually at a fs location the girls usually tip out the mms a percentage. Mms will assume that each 30 minute appt will yield $ tip. This is why under tipping and /or not going for fs is frowned upon. It's like being a waiter and tipping out your bartender. If a girl sees 5 guys and they all tip $, conceivably the girl grossed 500 but prolly walked with 400 after tipping mms 20%. This is why girls like to get 120 for 30 min. Never take an hour at a fs location unless your are planning to tip at least 160 but preferably 200.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the insight. I wasn't sure how much the gals paid the MMS or if she was paid entirely out of the house fee. What are the girls expected to tip the MMS at the larger mostly R&T shops? It does definately reinforce why 3 major types of parlors exist - R&T, FS, Legit.

Got me thinking that running such a business can be pretty good for the MMS - assuming she is also the owner and gets the base fee as well. Even a small shop can yield pretty good results if most of the income goes unreported as income:

2 girls /day
7 transactions / day / girl
6 days / week

14 * (50 + 20) * 6 * 52 = $305k /year

Assume the MMS under reports her income which for a normal wage earner isn't possible. I would say this jumps her "tax equivalent" income, even after expenses are deducted, to about $400k which is right at the major league minimum salary ($400k in 2009).

The gals do OK as well assuming that each works about 4 days / week.

7 * 80 * 4 * 52 = $116k / year and they also are likely to report even less money to the IRS.

[QUOTE=Sj Dude]Did anyone TOFTT yet at MoM? PM me if anyone knows if there are extras as the entry prices are high. Sounds goods to me and I like the pics as I'm still on my blonde hunting safari.[/QUOTE]

There are some previous posts about this place that say to not waste your time or dollars.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Depends on location, but usually at a fs location the girls usually tip out the mms a percentage. Mms will assume that each 30 minute appt will yield $ tip. This is why under tipping and /or not going for fs is frowned upon. It's like being a waiter and tipping out your bartender. If a girl sees 5 guys and they all tip $, conceivably the girl grossed 500 but prolly walked with 400 after tipping mms 20%. This is why girls like to get 120 for 30 min. Never take an hour at a fs location unless your are planning to tip at least 160 but preferably 200.[/QUOTE]

The tip to the MMS is probably closer to .10 per 30 min. If it is a slow day with only 3 or 4 customers, then .2 to .4 to the MMS is norm. At least what I understand, but I maybe way off!

[QUOTE=Sanamp]2 girls /day
7 transactions / day / girl
6 days / week

14 * (50 + 20) * 6 * 52 = $305k /year

Assume the MMS under reports her income which for a normal wage earner isn't possible. I would say this jumps her "tax equivalent" income, even after expenses are deducted, to about $400k which is right at the major league minimum salary ($400k in 2009).

The gals do OK as well assuming that each works about 4 days / week.

7 * 80 * 4 * 52 = $116k / year and they also are likely to report even less money to the IRS.[/QUOTE]

This would be all good if they were really that busy. Most places are no where near that busy, especially in these slower times. Try closer to 8 total customers. And almost all owners do not work in their shops, only a small percentage.