Massage Parlor Reports

Ive been here about 4 times. I remember Wendy as mid twenties. Her massage was ok. I guided her hand down to it and she did do it. She stared into it and just went u# and down. It was not good. Maggie was an older one around 40. She lived near Naperville. She let me touch her cans and stroked it well. She was more into it. She is about 5 foot 4 with black hair. I like mercy because it is in the area. However, the ladies are not pretty. They are very polite. I heard about the door man on the first floor. I do sign in and write where I am going. If he did make a smart comment, I would fire one back to the door man.

Has anyone visited Stephanie in Oak Park River Forest? She advertises on Eros. She is not attractive but there is something about visiting her since she is close and over 50. I called her and she wanted to first meet me by Russells. I declined. She was chg 150. Her pic in a skirt looks sexy.

I've been going to Lisunia for 5 years I think. I remember There were two blondes named Ana, Ana the one with huge cans gave me my first massage. She unzipped her top and let me suck on them. She also kisses me As does olga and ivanna, The other Ana was short and would let me touch in between. Anyway both are gone. At the time they worked there an Italian guy was the owner. Maybe late 20. S. He is the one who told me about VIP. He also told me that Lisunia ia the name of an old girlfriend. I only seen this guy in there twice. Drove a sharp car. Another girl named Olga worked there with Ana. It was nice when there was no VIP word. Anyway Ivanna will do VIP even if you don't ask but knows you are good customer. Saves money.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]KM - Humboldt Park

I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?[/QUOTE]Day or night. I would avoid the Humboldt Park area for the mp pleasure. You do not need to look for problems. If your insides say stay away. Listen to it. My suggestion is to pursue your mp addiction the safe way. Humboldt area may be okay for some people and not others. All I am saying is be safe and choose the best outlit for your hobby, I wouldn't go to HP because I have no legitimate reason to give if things go wrong.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Lisa S use to advertise on Eros as April. --- She is on web and under Tantra Lisa and pulling the moon.[/QUOTE]

Lisa is a wonderful woman! Only had straight Tantra with her but wow... what an impression she makes.

OK, please don't RTFF me.
I've been out of circulation lately because of the economy.

Now I have some steady funds coming in & am thinking of heading
for some AMP action.

Are there any Rose-like spas that are new & worth trying?

Speaking of Rose, are there any new MT's there? (Within the last
2-3 months)?

Feel free to PM if you wish.

Thanks,

T-Man

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Lisa S use to advertise on Eros as April. I visited her about 7 times. She eventually left the eros site andnow works at Exhale as well as Pulling the moon. She provided Tantra experience. In the past she has provided HE, foot job, anal finger, CBJ, and let me touch inside. She kept acting like she was teachhing me a tantra session. Don't get me wrong, she is good at explaining tantra but that is not why I visit her. She works on State Street. She is 5 foot 1 and 110. She has ddd. She gets on top and breaths heavy. She wears a top to show off her stomach. She wears thin pants. She is completely nude. I don't think she offers more but she is worth the money. It expensive around 140 for one And half hours. She is on web and under Tantra Lisa and pulling the moon.[/QUOTE]Wow, you really have me interested. I did a search using what you gave and came up with goose eggs. Any other thoughts on how to get in touch?

Lanes Spa offered a full menu a few years back. Its on Roosevelt road not to far from Guitar Center. The rooms locked. It is on second floor, There is plenty of parking. Area is safe, Its been open many years. There is TS and Sauna. Ladies were 30s and 40s. Its been open a long time. Too far away for me to visit. I didnt see anything mentioned about Lanes so I thought I would write about it. I had HE and was asked if I wanted more for 80.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Lisa S use to advertise on Eros as April. I visited her about 7 times. She eventually left the eros site andnow works at Exhale as well as Pulling the moon. She provided Tantra experience. In the past she has provided HE, foot job, anal finger, CBJ, and let me touch inside. She kept acting like she was teachhing me a tantra session. Don't get me wrong, she is good at explaining tantra but that is not why I visit her. She works on State Street. She is 5 foot 1 and 110. She has ddd. She gets on top and breaths heavy. She wears a top to show off her stomach. She wears thin pants. She is completely nude. I don't think she offers more but she is worth the money. It expensive around 140 for one And half hours. She is on web and under Tantra Lisa and pulling the moon.[/QUOTE]

Is she still doing Tantric massage while at Exhale (or Pulling Down the Moon)? If so, might have to stop by next time I'm in town. Never had a real one before and am kind of interested to see what it's like.

Also, the massage parlor at Harlem and Touhy is Irene's. I've had two good legit massages there. By her description, the therapist you saw was probably Betty. I have never had her. I have been told she gives a good massage, is okay with no towel, but does not offer any extras. One of our compatriots on this board is working on her though, seeing if he can get her to change :).

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]Is she still doing Tantric massage while at Exhale (or Pulling Down the Moon)? If so, might have to stop by next time I'm in town. Never had a real one before and am kind of interested to see what it's like.[/QUOTE]She is still doing tantra sessions but out of her condo. She is not with exhale on state street. Her condo is on Federal street. You can google her under lisa seaman and the word tantra or try pulling down the moon on Kingsbury.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Went to OHARE girls. Paid 85 at the door and chose the hot black girl. She was friendly and wore a very sexy dress. She eventually learned that I was not going to spend a grand. I had to provide my own HE. The visit lasted less than 30 minutes. I just left and paid 120 total. Stupid, yes but I am not about to mess with this place because of the goons that are there watching. My own stupid error.[/QUOTE]Ok, it may seem dumb.

Did they at least let you finish uncovered and did they watch?

I hear that they threw a towel over you when you finished.

If hot enough, I might try it --- once --- until I felt used and abused and then revert back to a more hands on gal.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]Is she still doing Tantric massage while at Exhale (or Pulling Down the Moon)? If so, might have to stop by next time I'm in town. Never had a real one before and am kind of interested to see what it's like.

Also, the massage parlor at Harlem and Touhy is Irene's. I've had two good legit massages there. By her description, the therapist you saw was probably Betty. I have never had her. I have been told she gives a good massage, is okay with no towel, but does not offer any extras. One of our compatriots on this board is working on her though, seeing if he can get her to change :).[/QUOTE]PM me if you want her number.

I was in the area and decided to give them a try. I walked in and the place was empty except for a little spinner who said her name was Helen.6 door fee for the hour and an additional.1 for the TS. Through later conversation Helen told me she also worked PT at Seninas, so some of you guys may know her. Anyway back to report, the table shower was a make shift deal in the restroom with plastic draped over a table. I got scrubbed everywhere except where it matters most. Back in the room we made small talk where I learned that she was a Senina part timer and she asked about the spas I had been to and at this point I relax and enjoy the B. S. Massage because I figure everything was going to be good. WRONG! On the flip I got turned down flat. She finished the B. S. Massage and that was it. I got dressed and left zero tip. When I walked out I kind of felt bad for leaving no tip, but after thinking about it a little bit, I didn't feel bad at all. If I wanted a legit rub, it would not be in some crappy little place given by some chick who barely knows how to give a massage. I know that at some places you have to invest some time before they get to know you, but I don't think this place in that neighborhood will be open for more than a year. I will not be returning, there are far too many better options out there.

Has anyone seen her lately? She was located near Foster and Harlem. I met her on Lavalife. 140 for massage and extras. She had brown hair, nice rack and offered her service on lavalife. I saw her last about 2 years ago. I picked her up near her house. She wore a blue skirt and white top. She wore fme pumps. We went to motel near united spa. On the way she put my hand on her legs and up skirt. She was single and had one daughter. She did massage but was no good. She was a milf!

Avoid places like Sweet Temptations, Ohare Girls, Erotic Encounters, Hot Shots and many American places listed in the Sun Times sports section. Unless you have tons of money and are foolish, avoid the spas. They have hot American girls whos promise a lot if you spend over 2 hundred. I am not sure how they stay in business, but I've seen the ads since I was a teenager. Obviously there are many wealthy men who go and have fun. I prefer lovely Asian women who work hard and are considerate and nice. They may not have the looks but close your eyes and really what is the difference.

Enjoy

She use to work at VIP on Milwaukee as Annie. She is about 5 ft 4 110 with long wavy black hair to mid back. She has a mole on her upper arm. She worked at Gun in May 09 and left in Oct. Lee from Gun said she was on a 2 month vacation. Right lee...who goes on a 2 month vacation in your business. She lived near kimball and lawrence. She is about 28 yrs old and says she likes to gamble. She was not hot but attractive. She was not shaved. Let me know. I miss her HE and getting on top and moaning.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Avoid places like Sweet Temptations, Ohare Girls, Erotic Encounters, Hot Shots and many American places listed in the Sun Times sports section. Unless you have tons of money and are foolish, avoid the spas. They have hot American girls whos promise a lot if you spend over 2 hundred. I am not sure how they stay in business, but I've seen the ads since I was a teenager. Obviously there are many wealthy men who go and have fun. I prefer lovely Asian women who work hard and are considerate and nice. They may not have the looks but close your eyes and really what is the difference.

Enjoy[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Nino. I am coming into town this weekend from Cincy and staying at the Westin Chicago North Shore in Wheeling. I have read the boards and cannot decipher where all the action is in relation to Wheeling. I would love to find a young Asian woman to massage my troubles away while I am there. Any info about massage or gentlemens clubs in that area would be appreciated. I will return the favor if you are ever in my neck of the woods.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I have been there a couple of times. Girls are hot, price was 65 cash. Do not bother using your credit card b/c they say it doesn't work. Massage sucks, but if you have balls whip it out and release your frustration. They do not seem to mind. I have only had Irina, she has big fun bags.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]TOFTT Been here a couple times and struck out both. It is legit.

[QUOTE=Pura Vida]I was in the area and decided to give them a try. I walked in and the place was empty except for a little spinner who said her name was Helen.6 door fee for the hour and an additional.1 for the TS. Through later conversation Helen told me she also worked PT at Seninas, so some of you guys may know her. Anyway back to report, the table shower was a make shift deal in the restroom with plastic draped over a table. I got scrubbed everywhere except where it matters most. Back in the room we made small talk where I learned that she was a Senina part timer and she asked about the spas I had been to and at this point I relax and enjoy the B. S. Massage because I figure everything was going to be good. WRONG! On the flip I got turned down flat. She finished the B. S. Massage and that was it. I got dressed and left zero tip. When I walked out I kind of felt bad for leaving no tip, but after thinking about it a little bit, I didn't feel bad at all. If I wanted a legit rub, it would not be in some crappy little place given by some chick who barely knows how to give a massage. I know that at some places you have to invest some time before they get to know you, but I don't think this place in that neighborhood will be open for more than a year. I will not be returning, there are far too many better options out there.[/QUOTE]


I don't know how you got turned down here. When I stopped here it was obvious 30 seconds into the massage that at a least HR would be included.

Maybe you give off an LE vibe, or it just depends on the girl maybe

[QUOTE=Ronnie B]Ok, it may seem dumb.

Did they at least let you finish uncovered and did they watch?

I hear that they threw a towel over you when you finished.

If hot enough, I might try it --- once --- until I felt used and abused and then revert back to a more hands on gal.[/QUOTE]When I went to ohare girls I was allowed to take towel off and massage myself. The girl watched and talked dirty. It was a hurried session. She pressed her boobs against me. She watched. It was not fun because she just wanted money. No towel was thrown over me.

[QUOTE=Nopemyer]Wow, you really have me interested. I did a search using what you gave and came up with goose eggs. Any other thoughts on how to get in touch?[/QUOTE]There are some photos of lisa using google. She is on linkedin.com but the photo she used does not do her justice. She is about 5 ft 1 or so and is slim. She has a huge rack. She is about 45. She would turn heads if you saw her walking on street. She specializes in Tantra. You should google lisa tantra and maybe pulling down the moon. She is very nice. If you call, jusr tell her you visited her a while back when she advt on eros. Just know though that she will probably get at least 10 calls from people on this site. She might wonder who gave her number. You can mention that you saw her once for acupuncture at exhale.

For those interested, google Lisa Seaman pulling down the moon. Find the link on the first page that takes you to pulling down the moon. You will see her name. Click on it and see her photo. The photo does not do her justice. You can take it from there.

I don't have anything in Wheeling. I will give you these asian mp names so you can google to see if they are close to you. Gunnison Spa, United Salon, Mercy Acupuncture, New Looklk Spa (on Harlem Avenue), Lanes Spa, Xindy Massage, The spas in Chicago do not have very pretty women. They charge around 75 to get in door. HE is included. Sorry but I do not know wheeling.

Good Luck

I visit spas once a week. I spend 80 at door plus tip of lets say 60. Total damage is 140. 140 times 4 times a month is 560. 560 times 12 is 6, 720. I know I've spent more in the year. I've been doing this for more than 15 years.100, 800. I'm fortunate to be able to do this but it is extremely stupid. I agree. If you are able to stop, then do so. I can't because of no will power. Anyway I am single and no GF so this is why it is my hobby. If there is any lesson here it is to say spend your money on better things. These girls at spas just want tjhe money. Sorry for the spelling errors. I am writing from a ganing console that often clears all pof what I write. Sorry.

Ive been to both places. I think Spa 64 was shut down about 3 weeks ago. They are on route 83. I think they are in Mt prospect. At excercise spa it did not take much. I was new but said I was there before. I got a HE as well as asked about oral. She was going to use celephane wrap around it. I havent been there in a while. I went to Spa64. I was only offered HE but they obviously did more now that they are closed. I forgot to mention Sunset Spa in Bensenville in my title. I paid 75 and got nothing. The girl did say that if I paid 100 I could get a topless massage and that is all. I declined. Sunset Spa is American so I should have known better. Sunset is off of York Road.

Does anyone have info on anyone, pref. a milf, who does incall massage around the Harlem Avenue and Belmont area? I am not looking for a spa. I am looking for someone who works around the area and just provides HE.

Thanks.

I wanted to add some more detail to the places I've visited. Gunnison as about 4 rooms total. 2 of 4 have a mirror in them. The room closest to back door has a mirror hanging so that if you are sitting while getting HE, you can look over to the right and see the action. Lisunias also has a mirror in the back room close to the dryer and across from shower. The vip room. I call it this because I always get it when I do vip. It has a mirror on right side of wall. If you are sitting down, you can watch Ivanna or Alla during HE. Actually Alla left Lisunia. New Look spa has a bed and not a massage table. I don't recall a mirror. There is a wicker couch where you can sit and watch her whiles HE. United Salon. Don't think the first room next to entrance door has a mirror. As you can read, I like a mirror to watch them work. I'm a visuAl person so I need that stimulous.

Does anyone know why Lisunias has a camera behind the counter and above on the right side. It is next to the 3 foot lounge area that the girls sit in. Why a camera. I bet they can see the client as we enter the slide glass door. The lounge is right next to the counter so why is it needed. Also, the girls must be bored of sitting in this small lounge for 7 hours. On a side note, Lisunia no longer bills as AAAlocksmith. On cc it shows as Lisunia spa.

This is not a report. I am just curious to know how the Euro parlors get these pretty women to work here? I've never met anyone who was Russian except in a MP. Many of the girls are from Poland. Their accent indicates that they just arrived. I am not sure if it is the language barrier, but they look down at times. Unhappy. The girls are beautiful, but really, how come a hot chick from Russia or Poland winds up in Elmwood Park or NW side as in the case of Polish princess. Maybe Chris Hanson can run a report. Ha!

Avoid her if you are looking for HE. She is legit. You call her at her number and she books an appt in a small room near DePaul. She arrives a little late. She is about 48 with long black hair and about 145. She wears black leggings and they are tight. I've been to her twice. The second time was by mistake, I found her number while using yahoo to look up massage therapists close to my work location. I tried to get her to do HJ but had no luck. Again. She is nice and I do not fault her for not touching. She provides a decent legit massage. She is not attractive but if you close your eyes when someone rubs your body, you know what happens. Anyway avoid Adele if you are not looking for legit massage. She chgd 65 for one hour. The room was small. She left the room completely to allow me to change out of my clothes. She waits in the hallway while this happens. Massage by Adele on Wabash near Jackson.

Milwaukee. Spa

There is a spa on the east side of the street. It is is a place where some 40ish Koreans work, all I can say is.7 for the massage and TS.5 for the tip. They were all wearing skirts, so I suspect more than HR is on the menu. Not my thing, but she wore a thong and showed me had shared the puppies with me.

Kind of expensive for an old Korean, but she did great work on the massage front and well she was very friendly in regards to other matters.

Located on Fullerton and austin. Not a great place to park a nice car. You can call ahead of time and tell them you want to park in back. They might open the gate in back. The only problem is that you need to speak Spanish. The girls sit in the back area lounge next to back door. They range from Columbia to Venezuela. Rosie use to work the front desk. She was over 40 but had a large rack and wore sexy halter tops. She said she normally did not do massage. She would for me. She is now at Sky Blue. I think. The girls are not all pretty. Some are chunky. The door fee is 75 I think. No cc accepted anymore. The rooms are small. They have religious symbols in the room. This is no place to have religious symbols. There is no TS. They spray you with bottle of alcohol after HE. The girls will charge 80 for topless. The massage is not great. The release was ok. The girls do not speak English very well.

Hope this helps.

I usually pay between 70 to 80. I pay using cc so they leave room and I immediately change to complete nude upon their return. This puts them at ease. They leave room once again and then I lie on stomach. They come in, may ask my name again and ask soft med or hard. I ask for soft. They may say no med first then soft. They massage legs first, then arms. Sometimes they sit on your ass and rub. If they do this, then you will get HE. They go back and tease you between leg with finger tips. Eventually they see you are ready and ask to flip over. They may go to corner to get oil. They do HE, and offer hot towell. Afterwards they continue massage with krgs legs and chest. If they have a nice rack, chances are you will get aroused again. If you go enough times they will take care of you again. I don't want anything but HE. I do ask if they do more. I really am not a fan of the girls who wear the same outfit every week. A big turnoff.

Hope this helps.

I have been there a few times enough to be recognized and avoid the same questions over and over again. Older Koreans ladies but very good at giving massages. I've pushed for more than HR but was flat out turned down. I was told that none of the girls there did that.

Massage:8
Looks: 6
HR: 8

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Milwaukee. Spa

There is a spa on the east side of the street. It is is a place where some 40ish Koreans work, all I can say is.7 for the massage and TS.5 for the tip. They were all wearing skirts, so I suspect more than HR is on the menu. Not my thing, but she wore a thong and showed me had shared the puppies with me.

Kind of expensive for an old Korean, but she did great work on the massage front and well she was very friendly in regards to other matters.[/QUOTE]

Ad on BP or CL advertises massage near the streets named above. Ad has girl in lingerie, which now in hindsight is a bit misleading. Guy answers the phone and when you get location you need to sign into the building with location (not good). Anyway, you get to room and it says Mercy Acupuncture. $65 for full hour. Girl was young as advertised (saw second young one, too) but there was certainly no lingerie.

Massage was excellent and was full hour but there was no mutual touching.

However, I did leave with a smile on my face.

I had a dream that I visited United Salon recently. Walked in to a small lobby area. Mamasan came out and asked "massage"? She had to be about 50. Took me into the first room on the left. It was roomy enough. Asked if I wanted TS and of course I said Yes...washed all the esssential parts. Knew then it would be fine. got a decent massage and then she waited to seeif I wanted more....Showed her what I wanted...she said no...but then took care of things and cleaned with hot towel...Said next time she will give GOOD massage.

Wish there were places like this closer to melrose park.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I usually pay between 70 to 80. I pay using cc so they leave room and I immediately change to complete nude upon their return. This puts them at ease. They leave room once again and then I lie on stomach. They come in, may ask my name again and ask soft med or hard. I ask for soft. They may say no med first then soft. They massage legs first, then arms. Sometimes they sit on your ass and rub. If they do this, then you will get HE. They go back and tease you between leg with finger tips. Eventually they see you are ready and ask to flip over. They may go to corner to get oil. They do HE, and offer hot towell. Afterwards they continue massage with krgs legs and chest. If they have a nice rack, chances are you will get aroused again. If you go enough times they will take care of you again. I don't want anything but HE. I do ask if they do more. I really am not a fan of the girls who wear the same outfit every week. A big turnoff.

Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

Hey I just wanted to say congratulations to Nino on getting his first 38 reports out of the way. (in his first two days on here). No offense but you probably could have combined alot of what you said in 1 or 2 reports. They are I guess helpfull to some or most, though some are outdated, But Hey all of those pesky first 38 are now out of the way and you just have to wait the 6 months to become a senior member. YAY.

Anyhow, does anybody know of a Spanish/Latin message place. Preferably with HE availablity. I see alot of girls in the classifieds but would have to research too much and now turning to my brothers.

Be Safe
Doug

Have been there 3 times and the flirting and teasing has gone up with each visit but still no luck. The girls are young, its a good massage and the place is spotless.

Anyone else been there ? Haven't seen any posts.

[QUOTE=Doug Stubb]Hey I just wanted to say congratulations to Nino on getting his first 38 reports out of the way. (in his first two days on here).[/QUOTE]

LMAO
I was thinking the same thing!

I passed a place in Worth a few weeks ago, a neon "Therapeutic Massage" sign in the window caught my eye, but I had no time to go back and check it out.

I went back to the area and saw that it was a place called Sparadise.
From the outside, it looks like it could be something, blacked out windows, cars parked in the back, neon sign ... but when I checked out the website, it looks like it's probably legit. It advertises Turkish Bath, Massage, Spa Packages, Hair Removal and they require a valid credit card to secure an appointment.

Too bad.