Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Bigtime Monger]Johnnie?! Where'd that come from? His street name is Mike![/QUOTE]

OK, that's strange- someone using my old original handle Bigtime Monger who seems to know my street name....wonder if he knows my porn name also....

[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]OK, that's strange- someone using my old original handle Bigtime Monger who seems to know my street name....wonder if he knows my porn name also....[/QUOTE]


You are the same person as Johnnie Blaze?

Edit: Never mind, I get your meaning now. This shits getting confusing...lol

[QUOTE=Chuckle]Bigtime Monger used to be Dark Phoenix but he's really Mike and is the same person as Johnnie Blaze? Now it makes sense why they say he's full of himself! :D :D :D[/QUOTE]


Sounds like he's full of three people.

Well for they guys who have been around for awhile, you may
remember when we nicknamed Duncan Donuts Kate "AK". Reason was
there were other Kates active on the stroll back then and since AK was
such a fixture back then as she is still today, we needed a easy way
to distinguish her from the other Kates.

Now many years later there is a new Kate that found the Erie-Torresdale
area a place to call home. This Kate is very noticeable as she is
5'11";, slender build, usually has her hair pulled up and doesn't smile
at that much (my biggest complaint).

A friend of mine has been dating her since she hit the ave about 3 months
ago and told me straight up she has a decent bod, but zero personality so
I have opted not to pick her up in the past. Well the sight of those
long legs finally won me over and I went for it.

All the way to a place that many of us bring dates to, I felt like a dentist
as I had to extract everything from her mouth. She wasn't rude and would
answer questions, but chance of a real conversation were basically
non-existent. Back to the room I had a chance to stand face to face with
her and she is really tall. I'm not used to dating girls only a few inches
shorter than myself. As the clothes started coming off she did look good.
Made a mention that she is usually fully shaved, but being on the
streets have made that difficult. She was hoping someone would do
a hotel date with her and buy her a razor. Well maybe next time.
I would say (forgot to ask) that she is about 26 years old and does
show signs of having a child. Boobs have a slight sag to them, but
nothing bad and the pussy is def on the plump side. Oral was actually
very good, but again during sex very quite.

Taking her back to the pick-up location I again tried engaging conversation
but to no avail. Finally I just turned on the radio and listened to some
of Howard 100. Oh well. Would I date her again...maybe just to see
that pussy nicely shaved!

[QUOTE=Runnow]Well you have to at least give him that. You skated on what would probably be most of our worse nightmares on the Ave.(Only makes #2 on my list) Car dates used to excite me. I think they give me ulcers now![/QUOTE]I am deadly fearful of an LE pinch on a car date. I always am checking forward and in my mirrors, making it almost impossible to relax and just enjoy the deed. I have never done FS in a car both for this reason as well as the fact that it isn't very comfortable. I left that stuff behind in High School when there were no options. I have found far more relaxation and pleasure almost exclusively in the past several months with indoor dates, even if only for a BJ. Yes, it costs a little more money, but I consider it an insurance policy against unwanted snoopers, intruders, neighborhood complainers and LE. Plus, a really nice benefit of indoor dating is that taking pics of the experience is far easier to do than trying to physically manipulate a camera AND the SW on a car date. That's too much like work!

It is almost funny to think about now but I can remember several times where some lady showed up on her front porch waving her fist at us as a SW was sucking me off as we parked on the street in front of her house. It wouldn't have been so funny if she had called LE and they had shown up promptly! It's not that there aren't any risks with an indoor date. There are always risks. But the ability to relax and enjoy the moment, to me is worth the trade off.

I think it may have went something like this !!!


[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url]

[QUOTE=Davey1965]I think it may have went something like this !!!

[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url][/QUOTE]OMG, that was so funny I almost peed my pants laughing. I am not laughing AT you Dark Phoenix, I am laughing WITH you and glad you didn't get arrested. There but for the grace of LEO go we.

[QUOTE=Davey1965]I think it may have went something like this!

[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url][/QUOTE]Davey I think that's the funniest thing I've read so far on this sight ROFLMFAO!

[QUOTE=Davey1965]I think it may have went something like this!

[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url][/QUOTE]Way to go Davey, I'm still laughing as I type this.

T

Davey, that's hillarious.

Thanks for the laugh.

Joe

Ever wonder how he really does it ???

[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409183346489[/url]

[QUOTE=Davey1965]I think it may have went something like this !!!


[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409153347369[/url][/QUOTE]


You need to spend more time cruising the ave because you have way too much time on your hands!

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Ever wonder how he really does it ???

[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409183346489[/url][/QUOTE]Hey! I'm back. Now, quit posting those asshole pictures.

Some funny shit there, Davey! I'm worried we might lose you to Hollywood. Thanks for taking us behind the scenes on Dark Phoenix's adventure and inside a CookyJar photo shoot. Do you take requests? How about taking us backstage w/ Abdul and his girls? Or Supereloquent facing off against CookyJar?

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Ever wonder how he really does it ???

[url]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409183346489[/url][/QUOTE]

ROFLMBAO

Alright, how the fuck did you get a video of Me with Johanna. LOL

CookyJar