Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DarkLotus;2078781]Not trying to start an argument, but I wish this site went as followed. As a noob, only reviews would be accepted, and after your a senior, then your questions will be posted. There is also a search, top right corner of the page, that new peeps don't care to use.[/QUOTE]Dark Lotus's second post.

[QUOTE]Any info on this massage parlor?

[url]http://akroncanton.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/treat-yourself-to-a-4000-massage-today/6318409[/url]

Is this studio 5? I've never been.

I'd love to atleast get a HJ from this girl, she is pretty[/QUOTE]PhiliPhlop's second post.

[QUOTE]Anyone have info on vida, been wanting to give her a try.

Come Keep Me Warm On This Cold Day!.24 Picture (5Min West Of Downtown) adult entertainment: body rubs.[/QUOTE][BLUE]It never fails. Every single guy on this forum that complains about noobs asking questions started out asking questions, every time, no exceptions.

Lotus you weren't being a dick here, and I'm not saying you might not be on to something but it is the nature of noobs to fuck up. My first three posts were questions. Guys only come here because they are seeking info, asking questions is how they do that.

All this douchebaggery started because some guy asked what some words meant. He wasn't asking for a hook up, he wasn't asking for info on some chick, he saw some words and didn't know what they meant. And most of you guys spent more time and energy ridiculing him than it would have taken to answer the question.

I don't care if all of you guys end up on moderation but this shit is gonna stop.

A2[/BLUE]

I have been told that the new Vitamin is Vitamin J and she is 19 mg. Just below the drinking age. Vitamin K is out of town but will return at the end of next week. Vitamin see and Vitamin V will be in town for another week. There is a lot of chooses here. Freshly served as Banh Mi. PM me for contact information and the key word to get you in the door.

[QUOTE=Azith28;2077614]Are there any providers that give a very enjoyable table shower on the west side or is warren the only option.

Also, I hate to sound like a noob, I've tried to do my homework online but I have been able to find no idea of what these two terms mean with regards to Cleveland / warren area.

1. Vitamin.

2. Easter Bread.

I would appreciate a hint or two via pm.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]These words a masterful creations by none other than Vampireweekend "the master"(vitamins) and yours truly Kingipinni " the student"(easter bread)!

I have to say these words are definite keepers and will be around long after we are retired!

A new slang just ads a touch of confusion to the people who could never understand the workings of a mongerers mind. When you find the bananas, cherry berry chillers, vitamins and easterbread you will soon realize that this menu won't fill your stomach, it will only drain your energy, wallet and most important the boys!!

Enjoy the reading and when you clearly understand the language, you will be fully certified as a "Mongerer".

Say it, just don't say it!

[QUOTE=ClevBigGuy99;2055513]Sorry posted info in title in last post, I am talking about relax zone on east 38th I know they had issues in Nov. Last year but people are going in and out. Its open! Its in the Asian marketplace there off of superior.[/QUOTE]Anyone tried this yet. Haven't made my way back to try. Very little English is either good or bad LOL.

[QUOTE=ClevBigGuy99;2081879]Anyone tried this yet. Haven't made my way back to try. Very little English is either good or bad LOL.[/QUOTE]Sampled this place, no extra.

Ultimately the reason we all come to this site is to get information to make our experiences as seamless and enjoyable as possible. I am in no way shape or form responding because I am trying to challenge but just wanted convey a couple of thoughts. On the surface my post may have come across as "doucebaggery" but it was simply an attempt at humor. I understand this is not a comedy club, but it is a club of sorts a mongers club. If we were to come and just strictly stick to the subject it would be as dry as a saltine cracker. Part of the allure, if you will, of this site is the personality of people with similiar interests. If there is some busting of chops along the way, well that's what boys do when when there not dipping there wicks from the information gathered here.

A2 just some thoughts on why I enjoy this site. If I offended someone with my last post I extend an apology and understand the need for you to keep a handle on certain situations so they don't spiral out of control. Again I reiterate this is not a challenge just thoughts. Respectfully Phlip.

A2 is right Phlip. I read these posts placed here by three guys (you know who you are) consisting of nothing but nonsensical gibberish. You say it is humor but my guess is that the only persons laughing are the ones who posted it. I just remembered about the "Ignore" button. I guess it is a good time to use it.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2083183]Ultimately the reason we all come to this site is to get information to make our experiences as seamless and enjoyable as possible. I am in no way shape or form responding because I am trying to challenge but just wanted convey a couple of thoughts. On the surface my post may have come across as "doucebaggery" but it was simply an attempt at humor. I understand this is not a comedy club, but it is a club of sorts a mongers club. If we were to come and just strictly stick to the subject it would be as dry as a saltine cracker. Part of the allure, if you will, of this site is the personality of people with similiar interests. If there is some busting of chops along the way, well that's what boys do when when there not dipping there wicks from the information gathered here.

A2 just some thoughts on why I enjoy this site. If I offended someone with my last post I extend an apology and understand the need for you to keep a handle on certain situations so they don't spiral out of control. Again I reiterate this is not a challenge just thoughts. Respectfully Phlip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ClevelandReport;2083561]A2 is right Phlip. I read these posts placed here by three guys (you know who you are) consisting of nothing but nonsensical gibberish. You say it is humor but my guess is that the only persons laughing are the ones who posted it. I just remembered about the "Ignore" button. I guess it is a good time to use it.[/QUOTE]Same three guys, constantly mocking either the girls or other mongers posts, tits are too soft, to hard, voice sounds funny, she has a pimple on her knee, too fat, too skinny, all that high school name calling crap, certainly destroys their credibility when you look at other reviews that conflict with their petty so called funny stuff. Why they attempt to destroy a girls business is beyond me, if you don't like her don't go. And while I'm on my soap box, the next time you want to take pictures of a provider and she declines remember those guys who consistently post the worst pictures they can find they are the reason some of the girls will not allow pictures a few assholes screw it up for the rest of us. I'm done.

Anyone see the Cougar lately? Any new reports?

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2083600]Same three guys, constantly mocking either the girls or other mongers posts, tits are too soft, to hard, voice sounds funny, she has a pimple on her knee, too fat, too skinny, all that high school name calling crap, certainly destroys their credibility when you look at other reviews that conflict with their petty so called funny stuff. Why they attempt to destroy a girls business is beyond me, if you don't like her don't go. And while I'm on my soap box, the next time you want to take pictures of a provider and she declines remember those guys who consistently post the worst pictures they can find they are the reason some of the girls will not allow pictures a few assholes screw it up for the rest of us. I'm done.[/QUOTE]Bravo Bravo.

[QUOTE=Gegewu;2083081]Sampled this place, no extra.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up you saved me a couple bucks.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2083183]Ultimately the reason we all come to this site is to get information to make our experiences as seamless and enjoyable as possible. I am in no way shape or form responding because I am trying to challenge but just wanted convey a couple of thoughts. On the surface my post may have come across as "doucebaggery" but it was simply an attempt at humor. I understand this is not a comedy club, but it is a club of sorts a mongers club. If we were to come and just strictly stick to the subject it would be as dry as a saltine cracker. Part of the allure, if you will, of this site is the personality of people with similiar interests. If there is some busting of chops along the way, well that's what boys do when when there not dipping there wicks from the information gathered here.

A2 just some thoughts on why I enjoy this site. If I offended someone with my last post I extend an apology and understand the need for you to keep a handle on certain situations so they don't spiral out of control. Again I reiterate this is not a challenge just thoughts. Respectfully Phlip.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Check it, in blue, this is my official position. If the forum was just a string of "Great tits, nice ass, sucks good, loose punnani, I'd hit it again but wouldn't go out of my way" kind of posts, shit would be boring. The purpose of the forum remains, "A place for men to talk about women for sex" but it's also a community where like minded guys, and some cool chicks come and hang out. People get to know one and other and some grab assing happens. Not only do we understand this, we encourage it. In internet parlance it's known as engagement, (All you guys that have two bad divorces don't run away, it's not that kind of engagement) and it's a good thing.

The shit that pisses me off, which I call douchebaggery, is this closing the community thing. I get it that you can't just hand your number to a guy that shows up or give him a hookup. Not all of you guys are lucky enough to live in a country where you can (nicely) ask a lady cop if she wants to give you a blowjob after work for 50 bucks and not have broken the law. Caution is smart, but there's ways of explaining that, and ways of making the environment so fucking hostile to new guys that it scares them off. That is the shit that has to end. Not jokes, and I'm not talking about the jokes that always seem to be followed by "what's wrong, can't you take a joke?" That kind of shit always lacks the same thing, humor. If Vampire Weekend and King I want to have a bromance, let them. If you don't like it, ignore them. That's the fucking way to go. You don't like what somebody says, click their name, click their profile, click "Add to Ignore List." You don't have to make a point about it by posting, "Hey you asshole, I just added you to my ignore list" just fucking do it, and go read about pussy. Problem fucking solved. Like NASCAR, we need some wrecks, it's my job to make sure it's only some and keep the convo generally moving in the direction of "Where's the good pussy?"

There's a world of difference between busting chops and running guys off. The test is, is it ok, would you be happy, if they said it to you? For some of you guys that won't work, but for the majority it will. We have about 400,000 registered members, I want to see 1,000,000. We aren't going to get there unless we start teaching new guys how to be members instead of saying, "Fuck you, you have 4 posts and all of them were questions." Like I said, I'll go back and look at the first ten posts of any fucking member on this forum, and unless it's some guy that is starting over, I promise you 2-3 of their first 10 were questions.

Here's Vampire Weekends first ever post (though I have to say, he's not a noob basher)

[quote]Does anyone know anything about Paradise Spa on Parkman down from Tokyo? I just read a review on another board for Amanda and was wondering if anyone has tried this AMP provider and/or place?

Thanks[/quote]

Everybody does it,

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2084334][BLUE]Check it, in blue, this is my official position. If the forum was just a string of "Great tits, nice ass, sucks good, loose punnani, I'd hit it again but wouldn't go out of my way" kind of posts, shit would be boring. The purpose of the forum remains, "A place for men to talk about women for sex" but it's also a community where like minded guys, and some cool chicks come and hang out. People get to know one and other and some grab assing happens. Not only do we understand this, we encourage it. In internet parlance it's known as engagement, (All you guys that have two bad divorces don't run away, it's not that kind of engagement) and it's a good thing.

The shit that pisses me off, which I call douchebaggery, is this closing the community thing. I get it that you can't just hand your number to a guy that shows up or give him a hookup. Not all of you guys are lucky enough to live in a country where you can (nicely) ask a lady cop if she wants to give you a blowjob after work for 50 bucks and not have broken the law. Caution is smart, but there's ways of explaining that, and ways of making the environment so fucking hostile to new guys that it scares them off. That is the shit that has to end. Not jokes, and I'm not talking about the jokes that always seem to be followed by "what's wrong, can't you take a joke?" That kind of shit always lacks the same thing, humor. If Vampire Weekend and King I want to have a bromance, let them. If you don't like it, ignore them. That's the fucking way to go. You don't like what somebody says, click their name, click their profile, click "Add to Ignore List." You don't have to make a point about it by posting, "Hey you asshole, I just added you to my ignore list" just fucking do it, and go read about pussy. Problem fucking solved. Like NASCAR, we need some wrecks, it's my job to make sure it's only some and keep the convo generally moving in the direction of "Where's the good pussy?"

There's a world of difference between busting chops and running guys off. The test is, is it ok, would you be happy, if they said it to you? For some of you guys that won't work, but for the majority it will. We have about 400,000 registered members, I want to see 1,000,000. We aren't going to get there unless we start teaching new guys how to be members instead of saying, "Fuck you, you have 4 posts and all of them were questions." Like I said, I'll go back and look at the first ten posts of any fucking member on this forum, and unless it's some guy that is starting over, I promise you 2-3 of their first 10 were questions.

Here's Vampire Weekends first ever post (though I have to say, he's not a noob basher)



Everybody does it,

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Check mine. I bet I don't have 2-3 questions in the first, at least, 25 posts.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;2083600]Same three guys, constantly mocking either the girls or other mongers posts, tits are too soft, to hard, voice sounds funny, she has a pimple on her knee, too fat, too skinny, all that high school name calling crap, certainly destroys their credibility when you look at other reviews that conflict with their petty so called funny stuff. Why they attempt to destroy a girls business is beyond me, if you don't like her don't go. And while I'm on my soap box, the next time you want to take pictures of a provider and she declines remember those guys who consistently post the worst pictures they can find they are the reason some of the girls will not allow pictures a few assholes screw it up for the rest of us. I'm done.[/QUOTE]Just a friendly reminder that this is a review board. We are supposed to tell about the services we have recieved. Just because some mongers like to visit one position rush jobs or cold fish that don't even enjoy cock there are other mongers that do not like that kind of service. And one of the worst things any one reading this board could do is not report on a provider they didn't like. All the reviews can't be good because not all providers are good.

Well said, precise, and accurate. I suggest fellow "club members" we put the can of worms away and get back to the task of finding providers that provide. Furthermore I see in a new light that the noobs are future sources of solid information and I will treat them as such with the respect I felt I deserved when I was fishing for info on Vida, you pegged that one A2, never did make that happen oh well. Now I will continue reading thru the local stuff looking for the next conquest.

Phlip.