I fucked an ugly old Asian!
First off, to the monger who was there before me, you do not need to wear a mask outside while hustling to your parked white Mercedes. Also, you can park a little bit away from the sawtelle bordello and you do not need to have your tires at a 45 degree angle to the curb. Poor girl that had to fuck this paunchy monger with his gray hair and fat face, I call him ed McMahon fucko.
Anyhow, it seems to me you guys here are having all the fun, fucking Asian girls 18-24 and making them squirt. So I decided to hit Ashley at [URL]2pop.net[/URL]. The pics are of a devastating Korean girl who looks like she could start an international incident on the peninsula over there.
When the door opened, it was the woman who does nails at the place next to goldfinger. You know you fucked her. She has a flower tat over her rolly polly belly. I was going to just drop a 100 bill and leave, but she clearly was hip to my intention and shoved me in the bedroom. Place smelled like rotten pickles, natch. I forbade her from sucking me off in the shower, I wanted out of that bio hazard immediately. I am going to bring shower shoes next time.
I figure I would have some fun with this gal and committed to fucking her for at least 25 min, by the analog clock on the wall. She blew me, no RIM, for 8 min. I fucked her for 26 minutes in about 4-5 positions. Her pussy was as loose as a wizard's sleeve.
I then informed her that I was entitled to CIM per the sublime descriptions of her services, which include NICE body (yes, if you are blind) Good service (she did have mouthwash so her breath only mildly stunk of cigarettes and shit) white skin (she was not Nubian) DFK (I assume ed McMahon fucko ate that shit up. If this woman was dying I would not do old school CPR) BBBJ (yes) CIM (yes) Rim (no) msog (no. I hotfootted the fuck out of there once done) GFE (unlike the girlfriends I have had, she did not deserve to have my dick in her).
So I had her blow me like no yesterday and I had to hold my cock to avoid a rupture as it felt like I was pissing in her mouth.
She went to the bathroom and pretty much puked.
My guess is Ashley is 38. You guys don't deserve to wear the uniform. Oh and when you leave these places, do not go out through the front door, there is a side gate built for residents and bait and switch ripped off mongers.
Some notes on a scorecard
I had not hit the "Kgirls" scene since I almost died at the Norton location of k town old bags working as escorts. That was at least 6 months ago.
But some notes:
The west side location is by a side street. Park there, walk through the front door and leave through the side gate. If these bookers had any brains they would have mongers come in through the side as well.
Fake pictures are essentially wire fraud. If you actually post any review saying "photo shopped" or "she was still GND cute" you are likely in favor of some alternate existence separate from the binary heteronormative construct that has worked well for the past eons.
Do not wear a mask outside. If you are the monger in a white Mercedes, do some fucken walking or something. I could give a shit, but you will die with the next wave of the coof looking like that.
Do not let these creatures get away with any less than the services rendered. I am not a big fan of having my ass fingered, but man oh man, I like a tongue up there. When the booker says RIM and it is not done, can I complain to the CFPB?
Also, to the ed mcmahon fucko before me, you took the water?? What is wrong with you. I know that this monger knows I spotted him, I gave him quite a look as I walked right up to his car. Separate from his fat fuckiness, the water was a dead giveaway. Putz.