Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[QUOTE=LeeGroinman;5847019]With this, as in life, you are guaranteed nothing. The hottest, expensive gal can give shitty service just as the cheap, budget friendly beer goggled gal. B i t c h all you want, nothing is going to change. Keep trying to find that unicorn, they're out there.[/QUOTE]Honestly I am at the point where I'm willing to pay quite a bit for a girl that is just reliable, shows up on time, and does what she says she is going to do.

The flakes out there usually let you know they are flakes in the first minutes of any conversation. If a girl is hard to get hold of, takes forever to respond, or just keeps delaying your meeting ("Just ten more minutes babe. ") they are going to be a shit experience and you'd be happiest if you took your money elsewhere. If a girl last-minute cancels or no-shows a first meeting there is no way I'm ever calling them again. Even if I've known them for a while and they flake out on a meeting at best they go to the very bottom of the rotation.

Yeah, there are some good ones out there. For a while I was hooking up with this absolutely delicious Polish / Swedish chick. She charged $500-$600 per hour, but she was 5'7" and 115 lbs with a perfect body and a filthy mind. And when we met she was on time to the fucking minute. One time she got caught in traffic me and was extremely apologetic and offered me an extra hour for my trouble. And the service itself was always fantastic.

[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5847639]Okay, I like it. It shall be done.

Men. We shall now be known as Chaps Helping Enjoyment (of) Affordable Pussy.

Let's get out there and get all providers to commit to our cause. I'm confident they'll see it our way, as they are here for our pleasure only![/QUOTE]OK, a definite improvement over your post below that I referred to yesterday.

I've actually previously advocated for not succumbing to these crazy rates being charged by the providers, and to "stand one's ground". In fact, in a couple of instances when I visited an AMP and got the full hour (which I paid for). Along with a HJ, I pulled out 2 $20 bills for the tip at the end. The gal somewhat complained and wanted more, but I said no, and gave her the $40. Now if the other members of your group would just do the same!

Goooood Morning CHEAP-asses -.

Have we all managed to get all hobbyists to agree to only pay [I]one[/I] rate, yet? Have there been any changes overnight?

Has any CHEAP Chap enrolled any providers into our CHEAP program in which they agree to give us their bodies for all services for one low, flat-rate? Anyone had any new enrollments overnight?

We can make this hobbyist union thingy work! Providers will see it, understand it and agree to our CHEAP ways. We [i]demand[/i] that they unlock their unfair pricing on their bodies and give fair access to [i]all[/i] men. It's been proven that when men don't have equal-access to women, they turn into whiny, emasculated weirdos. Providers can prevent this from happening, but [i]only[/i] if we take back their bodies and give access to all. Nobody wants a weirdo, after all, particularly providers. All any CHAP has to do is to explain to a provider that you've been weird, whiny and emasculated because you can't afford her rates, and she'll feel sorry for you and sign right up. Be entitled, CHAPS, you deserve it!

Report!!

Black women are very hit and miss. This was a date with a girl I'll call Roshumba. She was from South Africa. I knew that I was taking a big chance.

I prefer Black girls who are young, light-skinned, long-haired, slim, and pretty face. There was a girl at my high school named Karla, who was a cheerleader. Karla, dark-skinned, but slim with small breasts. I won't say Karla's face was overly pretty, not like Jacqueline of WWE or Tatyana Ali. But, I always thought it would be sexy to have had sex, especially BBFS, with Karla. I was hoping that Roshumba would be my Karla fantasy.

She wasn't. Nice girl, but I just wasn't turned on. But, I felt so bad for her. I know that so many other guys who booked her, would feel the same way about her looks. She did CBJ, and didn't take off her top, and I frankly didn't care that she kept her top on. I wouldn't have been turned on.

I can cum only once a day. I basically faked cumming, said thank you, and I'm ready to shower. I could tell that she didn't believe that I came.

If I had a choice, I would have graciously ended our date after 5 minutes, and let her keep the full 300 dollar donation. I felt so sorry for her. And, her agency let her go, because she wasn't getting any bookings. But, it wasn't her fault. She can't help looking the way she does.

Karla, wherever you've been all these years: I've dreamed and fantasized about creaming you, and thinking of the beautiful babies we would have made together.

Have any of you wanted to end the date early, but felt so bad for the girl, you would have actually wanted her to keep most or all of the donation?

I'm going to take you through a drill here, to show you why blonde girls have so much margin for error, and can still look sexy.

Think of a blonde girl, 35 or younger. She could be a girl you grew up with, someone you work with, someone you saw on TV, or one that comes to your mind.

Try not to think of the hottest of hot blondes. Think of a blonde who is decent.

Got one in your mind?

Imagine: She is wearing a tee shirt and jeans. She takes those off, and now she's down to her white bra and white panties, non-g string.

Now, she ties her hair up in a ponytail. Ponytail, blonde, white bra and white panties.

Next, she takes off her bra, and she has nice perky tits.

She's standing there, with her blonde hair tied up, she's topless, and wearing just her white panties.

Does she look sexy to you?

Yes, yes, yes.

Let me tell you about a sexual fantasy I had about a woman at my office named Julie. She was a supervisor. She was married and had 2 kids, and about a year into my working there, she became pregnant with her daughter, her third child. I was 26 when I started. I would say Julie was about 31-32 at that time. Yes, she was probably 5 years older than me.

Julie has long blonde hair. Not a spinner. But busty and curvy. She did eventually slim down a bit, but especially after she had her daughter, Julie was busty and curvy.

I had the biggest fantasy, about BBFS with Julie. Her face was decent, I would call her more sexy than pretty. But, with that blonde hair, she was sexy, and a true MILF!

My fantasy was: Julie rents a hotel room. I meet her there after work. Julie ties up her blonde hair into a ponytail. She strips down to her white or black bra and g-string. She strips off her top, so that she's topless and in a g-string. She slaps me in the face, then pulls my pants down, exposed my butt, and she gives me hard firm bare hand English spankings. After smacking me a lot, she pushes me off of her with her left hand, and slaps me in the face three times with her right hand.

Some DFK, BBBJ, bls, sucking on her titties, and licking her ass.

Next, I would lie on my tummy on the bed, and Julie uses her leather switch to spank me on the butt.

Still topless and in a g-strong, Julie tells me to bend over her knee, and that I'm going to count after each smack on the butt. She spanks me 20 times, then she spanks me two more times and says, "Here are a couple more. ".

Julie would fondle my bare penis with her light fingernails, teasing it, I have to control not cumming.

Then Julie bends over, and I BBFS her doggy style. There is nothing sexier than doing doggy style on a blonde or Asian girl, with her moaning. Think about Audrey Poon from Crash. Julie is moaning and screaming, "Aahhhh, aahhh, ahhhh" while I'm thrusting her BBFS doggy style. I cum inside of her, I ask her if we're going to have a boy or a girl, and she says, "Oh, I hope a girl. ".

Julie wasn't the facially prettiest, her body was far from perfect, and she was never a spinner. But my god, I think she would have been a great fuck.

You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!

If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?

Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.

And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.

[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849457]You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!

If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?

Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.

And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.[/QUOTE]Getting a fiancee visa is easier said than done, especially from Eastern European Countries, just marrying and American will not suffice to get the visa.

Did she speak Afrikaans? How about Zulu, Khoekhoe or other language?

I'm surprised you paid her $300. You should have introduced her to the CHEAP provider affiliate program, Walter. You deserve and were entitled to her to use her body at a much cheaper rate. Disappointed in you.

[QUOTE=CharlesG1971;5849445]This was a date with a girl I'll call Roshumba. She was from South Africa.[/QUOTE]

Rex is exactly the kind of loser who would marry a woman just because she looks hot in a wedding dress, LOL.

[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849457]Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5850096]Did she speak Afrikaans? How about Zulu, Khoekhoe or other language?

I'm surprised you paid her $300. You should have introduced her to the CHEAP provider affiliate program, Walter. You deserve and were entitled to her to use her body at a much cheaper rate. Disappointed in you.[/QUOTE]She spoke English, but with an accent. I asked her what language they speak in South Africa, and her words, "Because of colonization, we speak English."

I kid you not, her booker described her looks as "androgynous." I wouldn't go that far, as Roshumba looked somewhat feminine. But, a girl can still look feminine, but not be sexy or sexually appealing.

I've even had dates where I just ran the clock out, and didn't even ask for full service, because I didn't want to cum with her, and wanted to just book another girl later, and hope for the better. If a guy pays for full service, and HE declines it, that has to be a bruise to her ego.

[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5850100]Rex is exactly the kind of loser who would marry a woman just because she looks hot in a wedding dress, LOL.[/QUOTE]That would be my biggest concern: Would these pretty Ukrainian, or before the pandemic, sexy Colombian women just be using us American men as a "weigh station?" Or is it "way station?" I would not marry a hot Ukrainian, a hot Colombian, or a hot Chinese girl, if I knew that I was probably "just bridging her to her next relationship. " I don't like being used as a "stepping stone" for such women. But, my goodness, some women from Ukraine, Colombia and China, who are still even 32 or younger, and willing to marry American men who are 40-55, look hot! And yes, that wedding photo of her in her white wedding dress, or in a bathing suit, would be so hot, wow. Looks are the only important thing to me, so maybe it fits me.

How would you find one? If I was a catfisher I'd be buying all the domains I could find that sound anything like like "[URL]hotukrainianbrides.com[/URL]".

[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849457]You got to strike when the iron is hot. So many Ukrainian women would love to come to America, where it's much safer for them. And, they would love to marry American men, and become US citizens. Oh yes, as we all know, so many Ukrainian women are hot hot hot!!

If you had a chance to marry a Ukrainian hottie, who was 30-34, but no kids yet, would you marry one of these women?

Think about how hot these girls would look in a wedding dress.

And, when you and she go swimming or in a hot tub, wow, those swimsuit bodies.[/QUOTE]

Some contracts are front loaded—all the money now, with no guarantees.

Some are back loaded—a little at the start with the windfall later, loyalty rewarding.

Some are loaded with perks—perhaps less per event, but they come with all the benefits like free rides to and fro, bail outs, zero interest loan plans with no terms, cuck-at-the-ready, with complimentary rent, utilities, meals, and possibly even gifted transportation.

Anyone signatory yet?

[QUOTE=StreetTroller;5848458]Goooood Morning CHEAP-asses -.

Have we all managed to get all hobbyists to agree to only pay [I]one[/I] rate, yet? Have there been any changes overnight?

Has any CHEAP Chap enrolled any providers into our CHEAP program in which they agree to give us their bodies for all services for one low, flat-rate? Anyone had any new enrollments overnight?

We can make this hobbyist union thingy work! Providers will see it, understand it and agree to our CHEAP ways. We [i]demand[/i] that they unlock their unfair pricing on their bodies and give fair access to [i]all[/i] men. It's been proven that when men don't have equal-access to women, they turn into whiny, emasculated weirdos. Providers can prevent this from happening, but [i]only[/i] if we take back their bodies and give access to all. Nobody wants a weirdo, after all, particularly providers. All any CHAP has to do is to explain to a provider that you've been weird, whiny and emasculated because you can't afford her rates, and she'll feel sorry for you and sign right up.[/QUOTE]

Dear Penthouse Forum.

[QUOTE=BrandonHenkins;5849455]Let me tell you about a sexual fantasy I had about a woman at my office named Julie. She was a supervisor. She was married and had 2 kids, and about a year into my working there, she became pregnant with her daughter, her third child. I was 26 when I started. I would say Julie was about 31-32 at that time. Yes, she was probably 5 years older than me.

Julie has long blonde hair. Not a spinner. But busty and curvy. She did eventually slim down a bit, but especially after she had her daughter, Julie was busty and curvy.

I had the biggest fantasy, about BBFS with Julie. Her face was decent, I would call her more sexy than pretty. But, with that blonde hair, she was sexy, and a true MILF!

My fantasy was: Julie rents a hotel room. I meet her there after work. Julie ties up her blonde hair into a ponytail. She strips down to her white or black bra and g-string. She strips off her top, so that she's topless and in a g-string. She slaps me in the face, then pulls my pants down, exposed my butt, and she gives me hard firm bare hand English spankings. After smacking me a lot, she pushes me off of her with her left hand, and slaps me in the face three times with her right hand.

Some DFK, BBBJ, bls, sucking on her titties, and licking her ass.

Next, I would lie on my tummy on the bed, and Julie uses her leather switch to spank me on the butt..[/QUOTE]