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[QUOTE=ILuvThisTown29;3462114]Stay AWAY FOR THIS ONE!

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I saw this one a few months ago. We started by texting I asked for what was on the menu and where she was located. She told me. 4 BJ 6. Ss 1. 20 hhr. She was 6 miles away from me so I decided to take the plunge for a ss. Then I asked here what can I get for. 8 she says she do 30 minutes. So I agreed. I did do a google image check and so on. She was legit. So I'm about a mile away she text me and asked me to get her something to eat. I responded with I'm Almost there. She tell me please there a mcdonald right around the corner I'm starving I haven't eaten in 2 days. So I said "Fine. What do you want?" So I get her food which was a large number 1. So I get to the hotel which was Riverfront Inn. I sit in the parking lot and wait for a room number. So I get the room number. I get to the door and knock on it. She opens the door and tell me to come in. She grabs the food out of my hand. I muttered" Your welcome" she get snippy with me and says "thanks" She is the girl in the pic but she fatter. Face is nice but her attitude needs a lot of work. She tell me put the donation on the dresser and we'd get started when she was done eating. So I let out a slow "okay" and think WTF did I get into. The rooms cleans tell me to sit on the bed and we watch cops. She starts eating whille she eating she talking with her mouth full which is disgusting. An tell me about the guy who got murder in the room next too her. Gee thanks that's comforting. So she finally finishes up we do the LEO check I check the bathroom everything good. She takes off her clothing. And she must be a picker or something because she has like blotches all over her body like when you scratches pimples and chicken poxs it leave scars. She had a lot around her kitty. She does have soft skin and started with a BJ. We had agreed to a BBBJ previously and then that's when the up charge began. I started to get up and garb my donation she said fine fine fine let me read the text. She finds it apologize and proceed her BJ is a 5/10 at best it was slow but she doesn't deep throat and when I told her to be rougher with him she proceed to ignore me. So we get to the main event. This is where it get good. She said are you ready I'm like okay. She asked me how do you want me. I say doggie. She goes No! No! No! I don't do doggie that its extra and I don't know you I've had bad experience from behind. An I role my eyes like WTF you fucking kidding me. So I told her to get on top guess what doesn't do that either. She only does missionary. So I fucking pound her out and I tell her to get on her knees and blow me. I cum in her mouth and pull her head. Then the best part she pukes all over herself. Milk shake big mack everything all over herself. I leave her with. 6 and she goes you better tip and I laugh and said that meal on your chest is the tip and fucking dipped. So it gets better I get home and few days later I wake up at 3 am to take a piss then head back to bed. And I feel something fucking bite me I brought home bed bugs. I had to call and exterminator and I had to get rid of my mattress. 60 . Ss turned into a 3. Exterminator bill. And a 9. 0 matress thrown out.

Overall personal appearance 3/10 she the girl in the picture but she has scars and blotches all over her body even her kitty and fatter then her pic.

Personality she talks fucking a lot and smoke which is a turn off 4/10.

Now her attitude 1/10 she young and thinks she has that golden pussy. She doesn't really take direction or does doggie or cowgirl.[/QUOTE]Thanks man, and that is why I love this community.

[QUOTE=deansi12;3461232][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/come-have-an-unbelievable-time-with-me/33536538[/URL]

I texted her the other day asking for rates and location. She quoted ss60 hh100. Strange she even gave me the hotel. I have never asked this before but for some reason I asked her if she was affiliated with the law. I never got a response so I didn't follow up anymore.

Play Safe.[/QUOTE]Are people really that naive? LEO's DO NOT have to tell you if they're cops. There's no way a cop would tell you she's a cop if she / he were trying to bust you in an undercover sting.

[QUOTE=SkinDogToo;3461908]Who are you referring to?[/QUOTE]Sorry, Shawna is who I was referring too. But I messed up in the posting and it wasnt working, so I had to delete the quote. She is pretty good, can take a hard dickdown.

Do you have contact info? Hard to find any good providers on the east side.

[QUOTE=JackMich;3461532]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/r%CE%B8t-c-%CE%B8t-c-tandfun/34692448

Met at a nice upscale residence on the eastside. Everything covered. Eager to please and the biggest sweetheart you will ever meet. Worth every penny.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lookingfor69;3462866]Do you have contact info? Hard to find any good providers on the east side.[/QUOTE]He posted the link, which led to her BP ad, which has her #.

[QUOTE=HoldenCaul;3462462]Right click pic in the ad, "search google for image" and you can see the pic is fake ahead of time.[/QUOTE]What web browser are you using?

[QUOTE=Eric586;3451811]When it comes to posting here I am a newbie here. But I have been in the hobby a long time and I would never wait in the parking lot. I always stop at a fast food of shopping center close by until I get the room number.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=HoldenCaul;3457336]Absolutely I do the exact same thing.[/QUOTE]Why do you guys do that.

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I was too lazy to look her up in the forum and couldn't remember if she was mentioned recently here, so I called her up a few days ago. Talked for a second. A C note for "about" 45 minutes. Sounded cute on the phone and headed over. Arrived at a very safe residence and went in. Greeted by a woman who really doesn't match the description in the ad. Yes she is tall, but I wouldn't say she's fit. Kind of has a barrel midsection. But her attitude was great. Went to the room and got ready on the bed. So did she. She sat on my back and the massage began. This is what I've been looking for all my life, the sitting on the back thing. Started kissing my ear and rubbing her hair on my back. Then she asked if it was okay to take her panties off. Dah! Retook her position on my back and started grinding. I loved that feeling. She started doing some really nice teasing and playing and I'm thinking I've hit it big. The massage was quite aggressive which was nice. I was told to flip over when ready and I'm thinking it's only been 15 minutes. I held off for a few minutes then flipped thinking there would be more of the same on my chest and legs. Well, not really. She performed a "lite" BBBJ that was really good, but I wanted more massage. She had other plans. Applied oil to my guy and started going to town with her hands. Oh well. I figured I had 15 minutes left but at this rate I would probably be raw after that time, so I relaxed did some more ear kissing, fingering, and wrapped it up. She is FS for an L note more. Good to know.

In summary, I don't know if this was time well spent. Her body didn't bother me that much (breasts are deflated) because her attitude was great. I probably will repeat for that and it's a safe area. Maybe I'll have her cut my hair too.[/QUOTE]I have seen her Pre Deflate Gate and post. Wonderful woman and she is fun. She did have 2 bowling balls before. Literally. Either way though to me she is a great girl and I will see her again. She is saving up to get some new headlights if your into those things.

[QUOTE=CougarMan;3462535]Are people really that naive? LEO's DO NOT have to tell you if they're cops. There's no way a cop would tell you she's a cop if she / he were trying to bust you in an undercover sting.[/QUOTE]If this is true then why do we all do a LEO check even with a SW some seniors have been doing this longer than some members have been alive.

[QUOTE=Lardav1969;3463405]If this is true then why do we all do a LEO check even with a SW some seniors have been doing this longer than some members have been alive.[/QUOTE]A LEO check isn't asking "are you a cop," a LEO check is when she shows you her tits and or pussy.

[QUOTE=CougarMan;3462535]Are people really that naive? LEO's DO NOT have to tell you if they're cops. There's no way a cop would tell you she's a cop if she / he were trying to bust you in an undercover sting.[/QUOTE]Yes they are. Every time I see that "disclaimer" in a BP ad I just roll my eyes. This would be like a crack deal wearing a t-shirt that says, "by buying crack from me you agree you are not affiliated with law enforcement."

LE does [b]NOT[/b] have to tell you they are a cop. Its really funny how many people in the hobby (provider or hobbyist) have not consulted with an attorney about what they do or where they do it.

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Or if you know any that you can recommend I am looking to do this soon.[/QUOTE]I would like to know too bill. Gorgeous ladies. I will let you know if I get any intel. The thick caldean is sexy.

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[QUOTE=ILuvThisTown29;3462114]Stay AWAY FOR THIS ONE!

[URL]http://michigan.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/naughty-chaldean-best-pleasurable-time/34518038[/URL]

I saw this one a few months ago. We started by texting I asked for what was on the menu and where she was located. She told me. 4 BJ 6. Ss 1. 20 hhr. She was 6 miles away from me so I decided to take the plunge for a ss. Then I asked here what can I get for. 8 she says she do 30 minutes. So I agreed. I did do a google image check and so on. She was legit. So I'm about a mile away she text me and asked me to get her something to eat. I responded with I'm Almost there. She tell me please there a mcdonald right around the corner I'm starving I haven't eaten in 2 days. So I said "Fine. What do you want?" So I get her food which was a large number 1. So I get to the hotel which was Riverfront Inn. I sit in the parking lot and wait for a room number. So I get the room number. I get to the door and knock on it. She opens the door and tell me to come in. She grabs the food out of my hand. I muttered" Your welcome" she get snippy with me and says "thanks" She is the girl in the pic but she fatter. Face is nice but her attitude needs a lot of work. She tell me put the donation on the dresser and we'd get started when she was done eating. So I let out a slow "okay" and think WTF did I get into. The rooms cleans tell me to sit on the bed and we watch cops. She starts eating whille she eating she talking with her mouth full which is disgusting. An tell me about the guy who got murder in the room next too her. Gee thanks that's comforting. So she finally finishes up we do the LEO check I check the bathroom everything good. She takes off her clothing. And she must be a picker or something because she has like blotches all over her body like when you scratches pimples and chicken poxs it leave scars. She had a lot around her kitty. She does have soft skin and started with a BJ. We had agreed to a BBBJ previously and then that's when the up charge began. I started to get up and garb my donation she said fine fine fine let me read the text. She finds it apologize and proceed her BJ is a 5/10 at best it was slow but she doesn't deep throat and when I told her to be rougher with him she proceed to ignore me. So we get to the main event. This is where it get good. She said are you ready I'm like okay. She asked me how do you want me. I say doggie. She goes No! No! No! I don't do doggie that its extra and I don't know you I've had bad experience from behind. An I role my eyes like WTF you fucking kidding me. So I told her to get on top guess what doesn't do that either. She only does missionary. So I fucking pound her out and I tell her to get on her knees and blow me. I cum in her mouth and pull her head. Then the best part she pukes all over herself. Milk shake big mack everything all over herself. I leave her with. 6 and she goes you better tip and I laugh and said that meal on your chest is the tip and fucking dipped. So it gets better I get home and few days later I wake up at 3 am to take a piss then head back to bed. And I feel something fucking bite me I brought home bed bugs. I had to call and exterminator and I had to get rid of my mattress. 60 . Ss turned into a 3. Exterminator bill. And a 9. 0 matress thrown out.

Overall personal appearance 3/10 she the girl in the picture but she has scars and blotches all over her body even her kitty and fatter then her pic.

Personality she talks fucking a lot and smoke which is a turn off 4/10.

Now her attitude 1/10 she young and thinks she has that golden pussy. She doesn't really take direction or does doggie or cowgirl.[/QUOTE]Terrible.

Sorry about the shitty experience, but thanks for the post.

I was tempted to contact her, glad I didn't.

I got a thing for chaldean women, but rarely do these hoes look better in person than their pictures.

That just sucks dude.

[QUOTE=PokerHard;3463265]Why do you guys do that.[/QUOTE]So you don't get robbed.

So you don't get popped.

So you don't, fill in the blank, if you can think it, it could happen.