Massage Parlor Reports

Funny, the Eastern in Fairfax (near where 29,50 and 236 meet) had a Tina. Of course it's a common name. This Eastern used to be seemingly 80% legit (I discovered it via a Groupon) but recent visits with their pleasant Taiwanese (so they say) staff seems that they have now built in a standard NOVA into their routine. (perhaps different ownership? In any case, they still provide a high quality massage, without shorting on time, with heated table / sheets.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;5177270]One challenge of the hobby is knowing for what Spa the the review is pertinent. It is challenging because the spas change names (or operate under several names), and because for long-lasting businesses, the spas may change names but "old heads" may make frequent references to the old names (Mike's / Myconos (sp) / Kims / Blue) or nick names based on location.

It was a very quiet weekend, and I visited Tina at A Spa.

(clarification) -- Now I say A Spa because that is the name on the door when you enter, but when they advertise usually the advert makes a reference to Eastern Spa. If you look for Eastern Spa, you might find the one in Fairfax. A Spa / Eastern Spa of this review is not in Fairfax, but located near the FFX Gov't center in West Springfield.

Tina is over 50, slender and a nice lady. If you search Tina or Eastern you'll find other reviews. My visit was like those other reviews.

A very good (reliable) massage experience. Not shorted on time. Not rushed. Quiet.

Competitive rates; standard tips; NoVA only (as I said, Tina is over 50 -- but she really has very, very good hands).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]

Visited Joyce recently and, as always, had a great time with her. Searching this thread will find many reviews with details about her sessions. She is a sexual expert with a personality I like. She has always been a clean freak, spraying down your junk, and is even more so now, which is a good thing. Along with all of the sexual alphabet soup she can also give a pretty good massage. I think her regulars keep her pretty busy, but she is worth trying for newbies. Her rates have gone up, but I think she is still a bargain at 200 for an hour.

It's real, go see her. Lucy at Best in Chantilly is amazing. Great massage and better full service.

I went in for an hour and when the time for the flip came, I just ask for a BJ she didn't ask about covering or anything, just got started. Then ask how much I was going to pay. Based on another hobbyist's review I planned on $2 and that's what I said to her. The BBBJ was fantastic, she makes all the noises you want to hear, and really gets into it (or acts convincingly enough) a few minutes in and she tells me she wants to fuck. I figured it was an upsell and tried to just ignore it, but then she asked directly if I wanted to fuck her, I said "I'd love to but I only brought the $2" to which she replied. "That's ok!" So then she grabs a cover from the table, throws it on me effortlessly, and then climbs up and starts riding the right way (her feet, flat on the bed). Rides for a few minutes then climbs off and has me get behind her, k9 for a few minutes then she hops off the table, pulls the cover off and starts sucking again, before laying down and having me hit it mish, uncovered. There were a few more position switches, and I ended up laying down again, 69, then BBBJCIM. Amazing experience. Then she was wonderful enough to take me back for a 2nd table shower.

If I wasn't moving out of the area this week, I would come back every week for her.

So if you have kept up with the forum recently, I asked for some opinions on how to spend my play time. The decision was made and the provider was chosen, available, and lived up to the reports. So thank you for all your differing reports and advice.

I chose to see Lucy. Based on previous reports and actual availability. Things you should know.

- "Lucy" is the name she goes by since someone said she looked like Lucy Lui (spelling? Charlie's angels, Kill Bill) whatever. She isn't hard on the eyes.

- She complained about guys who don't manscape. I personally keep the welcome mat but shave the base of the root, balls, gooch, and swipe the back door. She said it's much better when there is no hair. She keeps spitting it out and it gets in the way. She does not like. She mentioned it's much more fun for her when it's smooth. So if she's happy.

- She really prefers appts. She limits herself throughout the day. If you want to be on her good side, call ahead. She introduced me to 2 other ladies there. Cute, decent bodies, but nothing to right home about.

I arrive at the specific time, and she opens the door in lingerie. See through mesh nightie with all her bits showing. Leads me to the back room. Everything is fun and flirty. TS was sensual. Back at the room, she gives the little man a kiss and begins the massage. It doesn't work the knots out but it relaxes the body. Afterwards she asked what I wanted. I mentioned everything and I paid 2 bones. That is on top of the hr fee. Normally I don't ever pay that much unless it's an independent. Never have I spent $$. 8 for an AMP. I said fuck it when I decided to come here so I went with it and wasn't disappointed. BBBJ to my heart's content. As long as I wanted it I had it. 69 (first client of the day, appt when it opened) and when I made her cum 2 times, she threw the cover on and fucked me hard. I made her cum 3 times and then it was my turn. Oh and the rimming while the BJ was phenomenal. Independent attitude, service, but with a massage. High on the price list, money well spent. I will repeat but it will not be a regular occurrence due to higher price tag.

Thanks to all that contributed so that I may enjoy!

Hey guys I'm new here. I know that it's preferred for a posters first few posts to be reports but I was just curious what some of why'all favorites are in the area as far as attractive providers that know how to use their hands.

I want to see Lucy at Best but at the moment can't afford the rates, so I will save that for a time where I'm a bit more financially free.

Will happily post my experience here once I go, just curious about some experienced mongers favorites.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;5176515]Yes. And if you would read the board you would find the answer about 14 messages before your question/post.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

(others may tell you to RTFF, now you know where to read).[/QUOTE]Or cross-reference with Rubmaps works too.

[QUOTE=JustJohn007;5177408]Noticed consistent schedules for a couple of weeks in a row as well as new (maybe old talent in case of Emily).

Any one see Maria or Sophie yet? Feel free to PM.

Too bad there isn't a dedicated PV board. Last massage parlor I visited was off K street more than a decade ago once I discovered K girls and world of PV.[/QUOTE]I saw Emily like 6 or 7 years ago and I think she was at her prime then. Since then she's had a baby so if you're looking for the typical college toned girl then Emily might be skipped unless you're feeling nostalgic. I reported something I heard about Maria last week, she's standard Nova according to another user on here. Sophie looks good but gives me the Russian masseuse vibe, not the girl next door college babe so I don't know if I'll bite yet.

[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;5168255]Hadn't seen her in a really long time, and I was in need of a really good massage. She remembered me and I got booked for a few hours later. She worked with me to move up to an earlier time since I was ready sooner than expected.

Parking was simple and I went in right on time. She looked about the same as I remembered her. Maybe a little older, but I haven't been there in years. It's a nice private place with a big room and big massage table. She went to work and really loosened me up after asking what area was bothering me. Her stretching was excellent as well. After that she went to the main muscle with her mouth. I would say she has really improved in this area. She went at it pretty intensely with excellent suction for about 4 - 5 minutes and boom! A massive erruption. Definitely a repeat. Can't believe I stopped going. Don't expect anything romantic or anything other than HJ or bbj. For that matter she indicated that she only sees people she knows. If you haven't been in a while, pay her a visit. You'll leave loose and empty.

It was a great dream![/QUOTE]Haven't seen this name in a while pm me please.

Hi,

I am having a Big Nat Attack these days. It seems like it won't be satisfied until I dream about a girl with Big Naturals (D or larger). Does anyone have any suggestions? Standard NOVA will work but I am open to more on the menu. I've got Kinsey on my mind but am looking for other ideas. Please respond to this post or PM me. Thanks Gents!

LTC.

[QUOTE=LoveTheCurves;5179846]Hi,

I am having a Big Nat Attack these days. It seems like it won't be satisfied until I dream about a girl with Big Naturals (D or larger). Does anyone have any suggestions? Standard NOVA will work but I am open to more on the menu. I've got Kinsey on my mind but am looking for other ideas. Please respond to this post or PM me. Thanks Gents!

LTC.[/QUOTE]Minnie has a full D rack. She is a bigger framed women, but def a full D. Face is. Maybe a 6, body is maybe a 7. She has more on the menu if you are willing to pay. She's a sweet women, so please be nice.

[URL]https://district-of-columbia.bedpage.com/Therapeutic-Massage/minnie-bull-u-bull-minnie/9804705.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=DirtyVerde;5180269]Minnie has a full D rack. She is a bigger framed women, but def a full D. Face is. Maybe a 6, body is maybe a 7. She has more on the menu if you are willing to pay. She's a sweet women, so please be nice.

[URL]https://district-of-columbia.bedpage.com/Therapeutic-Massage/minnie-bull-u-bull-minnie/9804705.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the quick reply. What is her race? Asian? Caucasian? Hispanic?

[QUOTE=LoveTheCurves;5179846]It seems like it won't be satisfied until I dream about a girl with Big Naturals (D or larger). Does anyone have any suggestions? Standard NOVA will work but I am open to more on the menu.[/QUOTE]I was recently at Sun in Annandale and I spied Sunny. While I haven't had an appointment with her, she appeared to have Ds. I've had enjoyable time with other providers there. I think you can bank on NoVA and YMMV on the rest.

[QUOTE=RyanHarvey;5179115]I saw Emily like 6 or 7 years ago and I think she was at her prime then. Since then she's had a baby so if you're looking for the typical college toned girl then Emily might be skipped unless you're feeling nostalgic. I reported something I heard about Maria last week, she's standard Nova according to another user on here. Sophie looks good but gives me the Russian masseuse vibe, not the girl next door college babe so I don't know if I'll bite yet.[/QUOTE]Wasn't sure if that was the same Emily as awhile ago as no pictures yet. I had seen a redhead around the same time who wasn't there often but I remember was a good time (forgot her name).

Looks like there's also now another girl without pictures on website available this Thurs, Ashley. Everything today was booked by the time I thought about it. Looks like business is picking up again.

[QUOTE=DirtyVerde;5180269]Minnie has a full D rack. She is a bigger framed women, but def a full D. Face is. Maybe a 6, body is maybe a 7. She has more on the menu if you are willing to pay. She's a sweet women, so please be nice.

[URL]https://district-of-columbia.bedpage.com/Therapeutic-Massage/minnie-bull-u-bull-minnie/9804705.html[/URL][/QUOTE]What's on her menu? BBBJ? FS? Looks like fun, just want to get a sense of what she's willing to do.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5148746]I really miss Manee. She was my Thai queen that checked off all boxes. Great massage? Check. Great extras? Check. Spinner bod? Check.

But she left the business after some scumstain raped her. A terrible thing couldn't have happened to a nicer gal. But that's the kind of curveballs life loves to throw at us. Her absence left an impact on the market and while some girls like Apple can come close to filling the void. There's just no replacement for the impact manee made.[/QUOTE]A belated thank you for the update on Manee. I had tried to text her three months ago and never heard back. I'm sorry to hear what happened to her. Now I know why the text was never returned. Trying to find that combination of a great message, spinner bod and nice extras is challenging.