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Don't forget the drug-sniffing mutt. And don't judge a man for having extra dough and being generous.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;1250988]These two statements lend proof to two things. No matter who is credited with it's origination, the saying "There's a sucker born every minute", applies to the first one. And the ending "qualifying" comment is laughable as if anyone, ie: LE, would take seriously such outlandish bravado. LE may pay some attention to this board, but, if, as some seem to believe, they watch, and take as gospel everything written here we'd all be in jail. And for those who think "protection" exists in PM's, think again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1250973]Hey, you're talking about the woman I love. Actually, I was in contact with her late last night and she had to leave town rather unexpectedly. We usually hang out on Fridays and she was letting me know that we couldn't this week. Don't know why she decided to get ahold of me and not the other guy. Oh yeah, maybe it's because I TIP THE SHIT out of her. Got to go. Got to get back to my drug cartel biz because that's the only way I can afford to see her.

Trying to keep it safe and real (actually, I'm not in the drug cartel thingy)

BFDeal.[/QUOTE]I applaud you BF. If this kind of relationship works for you, and its worth the money, then you are getting your value out of it; don't let anybody say otherwise, we ALL have our thresholds. By all accounts Abby is a fine piece worth every penny, not that I'll ever know. But be aware you've made our point and pay attention. The poor sap who doesn't pay extra didn't get a call, her loyalty and love go only as deep as the wallet. Rumor is she doesn't like big dicks, which explains a lot, but who knows for sure what a girl will do?

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;1250988]No matter who is credited with it's origination, the saying "There's a sucker born every minute", applies to the first one.[/QUOTE]Y'know, Chelli, your attitude about women is for you to carry around; your contributing it to an open forum is as welcome, and as valuable, as most other comments. And personally, I appreciate the fact that you express yourself creatively and amusingly.

What I don't understand is why you imagine you can offer advice on what someone gets out of treating providers with respect and generosity. How on earth would you know? It's like asking a guy which sports bra is the most comfortable.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;1250867]The goddess stood up somebody without so much as a call of apology or explanation.[/QUOTE]I've testified to my uniformly positive (thrilling, actually) experiences with Abby here before, so I won't recount them again. I'll merely suggest that in situations like this, there is *always* more to the story, and Abby's record as a thoughtful and and considerate provider over a long period of time speaks volumes.

She's earned my trust, not because she's a sexy beast or a goddess to be worshipped at an alter, but because she's always treated me with kindness and behaved in all situations as a professional.

[QUOTE=Cineaste33; 1251210]and Abby's record as a thoughtful and and considerate provider over a long period of time speaks volumes / QUOTE]

She was so thoughtful and considerate as to not have the simple courtesy to call someone she had an appt. With to say her plans had changed. I don't call that professional. I'm sure she'd have negative feeling toward anyone that did the same to her. Doesn't matter if it was her 1st appt. With that person or a regular that "tip's the shit out of her" a simple courteous call was warranted. A respectful/professional business person treat all clients equally.

[QUOTE=B Beall; 1251168What I don't understand is why you imagine you can offer advice on what someone gets out of treating providers with respect and generosity. How on earth would you know? It's like asking a guy which sports bra is the most comfortable.[/QUOTE]

My post isn't advice at all, it is my opinion which, really, holds no value to anyone other than me. I won't be changing anyone's mind with my thoughts and they won't be changing mine. Everyone here knows I think that the idea of respect exists in an illegal and immoral situation is laughable. I don't care what you pay for pussy, it's a crime at $10 or $1000. There is nothing respectable about being a criminal. Yes, I know, I am one, too. It's great there are those that have the ability for fork over $$, or $$$, or $$$, or whatever. What isn't great is the attitude some that have that ability carry around. The post that said. I got a call cause "I TIP THE SHIT OUT OF HER" is nothing but bragging and high school jock mentality. Over the years I've been in this forum guys like that have come and gone. Also over those same years this forum has gotten to be mostly discussion versus it's intended purpose. Guys helping each other find women for sex. It's a shame.

Had a wonderful time with Macy on Thursday. The woman is as nice as she is hot, did wonders to make my experience great. If I was a local I'd love to repeat.

A lot of this back-and-forth banter between us hobbyists about Abby kind of reminds me of the way we acted in high school. LOL. I really don't know why she didn't return that gentleman's call or text, and I really don't care because it's none of my business. I'm sure her phone gets quite a workout, and leafing through all those texts could get overwhelming. I will say I think Abby is to the point where she can be selective in whom she sees, and that's nothing against that Scott guy, but I really don't know that because that's none of my business, either.

I'm not going to keep beating the donation drum here because it's not all about that, either. I apologize to both that Scott guy and Chilli4me if I offended you with my earlier remarks about tipping. Yes, I was a dumb jock in high school and I smartened up a little in college. To me, her donation amount is all about respect. I tip because I feel it accentuates that respect and she probably appreciates it sometimes when she's at the grocery store or picking out lingerie.

This is my explanation of being an Abby regular. It has to do with smarts and personality. Abby is a smart person who's attracted to smart men, and I'm guessing that men 35 and older are what she's attracted to, mostly because that's what's stated in her ads, but more importantly, she can relate to more of the 35-and-up hobbyists because we've been around the block a couple times, both in business and in life. She can usually figure out in 1 or 2 texts who she's dealing with, and I'm sure she's returned more texts to the gentlemen who've asked the intriguing, and yet, more to the point questions (about intimacy between the sheets) than those who've asked "can you wear a yellow cheerleader outfit with pink high heels?" or "will you come down a couple bucks because I'm taking a chance on a girl who won't advertise what her face looks like?" which merely is a stupid thing to text anyone.

Personality-wise, I think she's looking for hobbyists whom she can click with. Successful businessmen are hobbyists whom she's intrigued by because, in a simple explanation, she's curious how these men became successful and what makes them click. But this is what makes Abby different. She won't ask that hobbyist about the secret of his success. Through her sessions, she will figure how he became successful by getting to know that individual. And success isn't all about money, and Abby has taught me this. Success is a personality trait carried out by an individual who's happy with where he's at in society and passionate about everything that's driven him to that point in life. I once asked her how she felt about Indiana and the hobbyists she's met here, and she replied with four words: "I've been extremely lucky."

In answering the same question in regards to us Abby regulars, I would say we've been very lucky, too.

The bottom line, Abby is passionate about life and she's attracted to those who share that passion. It's not about who's got the fattest wallet or who's got the biggest or, as Obama points out, the smallest dick. She knows "you only live once" is such a worn-out phrase. She knows that anything short of mad passionate living is a waste of time. She practices this logic when she's writing one of her steamy sex stories, or posing in one of her hot photo shoots, or playing her favorite video game or when she's spending some time with one of her regulars (thank God).

That's simply how she rolls.

Trying to keep it safe and real,
BFDeal

[QUOTE=Chelli4me; 1251276]

[QUOTE=Cineaste33; 1251210]and Abby's record as a thoughtful and and considerate provider over a long period of time speaks volumes / QUOTE]

She was so thoughtful and considerate as to not have the simple courtesy to call someone she had an appt. With to say her plans had changed. I don't call that professional. I'm sure she'd have negative feeling toward anyone that did the same to her. Doesn't matter if it was her 1st appt. With that person or a regular that "tip's the shit out of her" a simple courteous call was warranted. A respectful / professional business person treat all clients equally.[/QUOTE]

You are either her boyfriend, her pimp, or some Chump! Good luck- truly Successful men- don't boast or brag. I can't for the life of me figure why you would write something like this about a Provider! Get real my man, if you lost your job and income, do you think you would have your favorite provider giving you hand outs? It would be over! We are all chumps but you have to pay to play in life.

Brazzelli

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1251665]A lot of this back-and-forth banter between us hobbyists about Abby kind of reminds me of the way we acted in high school. LOL. I really don't know why she didn't return that gentleman's call or text, and I really don't care because it's none of my business. I'm sure her phone gets quite a workout, and leafing through all those texts could get overwhelming. I will say I think Abby is to the point where she can be selective in whom she sees, and that's nothing against that Scott guy, but I really don't know that because that's none of my business, either.

I'm not going to keep beating the donation drum here because it's not all about that, either. I apologize to both that Scott guy and Chilli4me if I offended you with my earlier remarks about tipping. Yes, I was a dumb jock in high school and I smartened up a little in college. To me, her donation amount is all about respect. I tip because I feel it accentuates that respect and she probably appreciates it sometimes when she's at the grocery store or picking out lingerie.

This is my explanation of being an Abby regular. It has to do with smarts and personality. Abby is a smart person who's attracted to smart men, and I'm guessing that men 35 and older are what she's attracted to, mostly because that's what's stated in her ads, but more importantly, she can relate to more of the 35-and-up hobbyists because we've been around the block a couple times, both in business and in life. She can usually figure out in 1 or 2 texts who she's dealing with, and I'm sure she's returned more texts to the gentlemen who've asked the intriguing, and yet, more to the point questions (about intimacy between the sheets) than those who've asked "can you wear a yellow cheerleader outfit with pink high heels?" or "will you come down a couple bucks because I'm taking a chance on a girl who won't advertise what her face looks like?" which merely is a stupid thing to text anyone.

Personality-wise, I think she's looking for hobbyists whom she can click with. Successful businessmen are hobbyists whom she's intrigued by because, in a simple explanation, she's curious how these men became successful and what makes them click. But this is what makes Abby different. She won't ask that hobbyist about the secret of his success. Through her sessions, she will figure how he became successful by getting to know that individual. And success isn't all about money, and Abby has taught me this. Success is a personality trait carried out by an individual who's happy with where he's at in society and passionate about everything that's driven him to that point in life. I once asked her how she felt about Indiana and the hobbyists she's met here, and she replied with four words: "I've been extremely lucky."

In answering the same question in regards to us Abby regulars, I would say we've been very lucky, too.

The bottom line, Abby is passionate about life and she's attracted to those who share that passion. It's not about who's got the fattest wallet or who's got the biggest or, as Obama points out, the smallest dick. She knows "you only live once" is such a worn-out phrase. She knows that anything short of mad passionate living is a waste of time. She practices this logic when she's writing one of her steamy sex stories, or posing in one of her hot photo shoots, or playing her favorite video game or when she's spending some time with one of her regulars (thank God).

That's simply how she rolls.

Trying to keep it safe and real,

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me; 1251276][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mercmonkey;1251390]Had a wonderful time with Macy on Thursday. The woman is as nice as she is hot, did wonders to make my experience great. If I was a local I'd love to repeat.[/QUOTE]Mercmonkey's 2nd post, only a few days ago, looked for help, and here he is landing Hot Macy. That's what I call a man with a plan. Mercmonkey is ready for Senior Status.

[QUOTE=Mercmonkey;1251390]Had a wonderful time with Macy on Thursday. The woman is as nice as she is hot, did wonders to make my experience great. If I was a local I'd love to repeat.[/QUOTE]True words, man. She is an awesome provider.


Also I don't get the donation thing. I woman sets her price and either you pay it or move on. As with any service there are tons of price ranges in this city. Find the one that suits you and stick with it. As for Abby's business practices, Maybe she is busy, overbooked, planning for the state fair,Shopping,is flighty,has ADHD...and forgets things.Or she likes to toy with some guys? I would just shrug say oh well and move on, She maybe at Alot of posters"ATF" but next year there will something just as great and new around. Disclaimer: I have never seen Abby so I'm not a regular.



[QUOTE=Obama;1251164] Rumor is she doesn't like big dicks, which explains a lot, but who knows for sure what a girl will do?[/QUOTE]

If this is true I shouldn't expect a Call back any time soon.LOL. Maybe she should have one of those Generic emails you get when you don't get Hired for a Job? Instead of stating your Dick it too big it would say ABBY has found you "Over qualified for the position. Thank you for your Interest".

[QUOTE=Cineaste33;1251210]Abby's record as a thoughtful and and considerate provider over a long period of time speaks volumes.[/QUOTE]Just something to keep in mind: We've had other providers whose "record over time spoke volumes". Those providers, as a general rule, ended up having major meltdowns, causing some drama, wreaking some havoc, and eventually disappearing from the scene. There are a few who have stood the test of time, but most were flashes in the pan. Not that one shouldn't continue to see Abby; on the contrary. If paying her $$$ for her attention to your needs makes you happy, you should do it as often as you see fit. Just keep in mind that providers have a long history of being ticking time bombs, and look for the signs when they present themselves.

Please note I wasn't necessarily complaining about being stood up by her, I was more worried because that's not usual for her and I was looking for info to make sure she hadn't been picked up by uncle leo or something.

Maybe that's why she prefers us older guys because she knows we're more stable and won't freak out when things don't go our way.

We will she how she handles the situation in the end.

I haven't seen Abby but just by her posts on here she has become one of my ATF. S. Plus she so damn sexy!

Not a boyfriend or pimp just a customer. Not bragging, either. Simply calling it like I see it. So go fuck yourself!

[QUOTE=Brazzelli; 1251742]You are either her boyfriend, her pimp, or some Chump! Good luck- truly Successful men- don't boast or brag. I can't for the life of me figure why you would write something like this about a Provider! Get real my man, if you lost your job and income, do you think you would have your favorite provider giving you hand outs? It would be over! We are all chumps but you have to pay to play in life.

Brazzelli.

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1251665]A lot of this back-and-forth banter between us hobbyists about Abby kind of reminds me of the way we acted in high school. LOL. I really don't know why she didn't return that gentleman's call or text, and I really don't care because it's none of my business. I'm sure her phone gets quite a workout, and leafing through all those texts could get overwhelming. I will say I think Abby is to the point where she can be selective in whom she sees, and that's nothing against that Scott guy, but I really don't know that because that's none of my business, either.

I'm not going to keep beating the donation drum here because it's not all about that, either. I apologize to both that Scott guy and Chilli4me if I offended you with my earlier remarks about tipping. Yes, I was a dumb jock in high school and I smartened up a little in college. To me, her donation amount is all about respect. I tip because I feel it accentuates that respect and she probably appreciates it sometimes when she's at the grocery store or picking out lingerie.

This is my explanation of being an Abby regular. It has to do with smarts and personality. Abby is a smart person who's attracted to smart men, and I'm guessing that men 35 and older are what she's attracted to, mostly because that's what's stated in her ads, but more importantly, she can relate to more of the 35-and-up hobbyists because we've been around the block a couple times, both in business and in life. She can usually figure out in 1 or 2 texts who she's dealing with, and I'm sure she's returned more texts to the gentlemen who've asked the intriguing, and yet, more to the point questions (about intimacy between the sheets) than those who've asked "can you wear a yellow cheerleader outfit with pink high heels?" or "will you come down a couple bucks because I'm taking a chance on a girl who won't advertise what her face looks like?" which merely is a stupid thing to text anyone.

Personality-wise, I think she's looking for hobbyists whom she can click with. Successful businessmen are hobbyists whom she's intrigued by because, in a simple explanation, she's curious how these men became successful and what makes them click. But this is what makes Abby different. She won't ask that hobbyist about the secret of his success. Through her sessions, she will figure how he became successful by getting to know that individual. And success isn't all about money, and Abby has taught me this. Success is a personality trait carried out by an individual who's happy with where he's at in society and passionate about everything that's driven him to that point in life. I once asked her how she felt about Indiana and the hobbyists she's met here, and she replied with four words: "I've been extremely lucky."

In answering the same question in regards to us Abby regulars, I would say we've been very lucky, too.

The bottom line, Abby is passionate about life and she's attracted to those who share that passion. It's not about who's got the fattest wallet or who's got the biggest or, as Obama points out, the smallest dick. She knows "you only live once" is such a worn-out phrase. She knows that anything short of mad passionate living is a waste of time. She practices this logic when she's writing one of her steamy sex stories, or posing in one of her hot photo shoots, or playing her favorite video game or when she's spending some time with one of her regulars (thank God).

That's simply how she rolls.

Trying to keep it safe and real,

BFDeal.[/QUOTE]

Okay I am a straight shooter. Don't care how passionate a woman is although passion and getting into it big time is what I look for but NO WOMAN should stand a guy or guys up without explanation. Don't care how hot she is, how selective she is, or how many "selective" clients she has. Ladies of all needs post "if you are going to cancel please call and let me know" Right? They also post "don't waste my time with endless texts, contacts, emails, or calls" Right? So if a woman stands you up without explanation but you still love her and she is your all time favorite even though some of say you HAVE NEVER seen her, what the h*ll does that say about you? Geez just give me your wallet forget about the service. No man or woman should stand each other up without explanation, either by post, call, PM or whatever means of communication. If they do anyway, their name should be mud until they give explanation. Plain and simple. This is a service. If you agree to meet and it doesn't happen, explanations are in order, private or public. If the lady still refuses, BLAST her publicly. No woman is so hot she can afford to make a date then blow off a guy without explanation. SAME GOES for a man. Quit the sniveling and justifying and support. We love the ladies because they provide us with what we are looking for whatever that may be. They also depend on what we have for their needs whatever they may be. We are symbiotic in our relationships. Fact is this. We set the rates because there are a ton of women out there who will meet our needs at what we can afford. The trick is to find a lady or ladies who will meet our needs then be loyal to them and quit moving from skirt to skirt like dog in heat unless you want to waste time bargaining which is a PITA. But never support a guy or a provider who makes a date then blows you off without explanation NO MATTER who you are and never support a woman who thinks she is so hot she treats you like dirt when you tell her you can't meet her needs. We all have our limits on resources, needs and giving. Just my opinion and sorry if I wrankled anyones fur, male or female. Without your word or an explanation you have nothing in this male or female. Plain and simple.

[QUOTE=BigMack;1252356]Okay I am a straight shooter. Don't care how passionate a woman is although passion and getting into it big time...[/QUOTE]Well said Big Mack

[QUOTE=Golfcart;1251803]Mercmonkey's 2nd post, only a few days ago, looked for help, and here he is landing Hot Macy. That's what I call a man with a plan. Mercmonkey is ready for Senior Status.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I'm just glad the planned worked because it was well worth it.

Nancy of Greenwood was gone for a few weeks, but I happened to call her today, her first day back. I remain awed by her. She just offers an experience like no other, frankly. I suppose my bias might come from repeat visits and a high degree of comfort at this point, so as always, it's YMMV.

Apparently she is only taking repeat customers at this point, which is a loss to the rest of the world.

So good. Just so good.

Last week I had the opportunity to meet up with Slutcake and this time I went with the nuru massage. Man, was I glad. Not only was I relaxed but the tightness in my shoulders also disappeared. This wonderful woman knows her stuff. The incall location is cozy and secure. Its a repeat performance for me and I will be going back soon. It was worth it playing hooky from work.

Saw Abby today and feel compelled to share how badly I was treated.

First she texts me while I'm driving to let me know where to meet her, forcing me to BREAK INDIANA LAW to reply.

Then she distracts me behind the wheel by calling to say the hotel won't let her check in yet. She excuses this outrage by claiming concern for my time, but I know what she's up to. The longer we talk, the more likely I am to DRIVE MY CAR INTO A DITCH. I'm onto her wily ways, however, so I hang up quickly and steer clear of her siren song.

Minutes later I'm enjoying an iced coffee and my phone rings. It's Abby."Oh my god, I'm sitting in this lobby still waiting for them to give me a room." So we chat and laugh for awhile, and I almost believe she's making an effort to pass the time with me while we wait. Then I remember Abby's snake-in-the-grass nature and quietly wonder if she's poisoned my drink.

Finally, a room number pops up on my phone, and I tell her I'm on my way. Yadda yadda yadda, it's 90 minutes later and I'm headed to my car exhausted and exhilarated. But I can't shake this bad feeling. She agreed to 60 minutes, but gave me 90. See what I mean? Tells you one thing, but does another. Typical.

Take it from me fellas. She's NO DAMN GOOD.

Had contacted Autumn previously about a meeting and received an email yesterday from Ms Skyy stating she had lowered her rates to see me which was greatly appreciated by me. However I had previously contacted a lady I had known for almost a decade who is high quality and was looking for a long range hook up at a previously decided rate if I would see her excusively while in Indiana and we agreed on her offer and the deal was done. When I thanked Ms Skyy for her contact and generous offer, and informed her of my agreement with another lady, she responded, when you get tired of McDonalds you can come to St. Elmos meaning her. I responded I found her email testy and in poor taste she stated I didn't understand her humor. Ladies most of us aren't born under a rock and we realize you like to keep customers. However, if we can find a lady to meet our needs who is quality at a lower rate, then sarcastic assed commentary is neither warranted or appreciated. I personally will not contact Ms Skyy again and find her response low and without class as she did not know who I would be seeing and then tried to pass it off as humor when it was actually an insult to both me and an unknown provider. Ladies we have a right to choose who we see to meet our needs and ladies have a right to choose who they see also. No insults are necessary. Sorry but her response was classless.

Wow, sorry you had such a terrible experience. (Hope my first experience with Abby is just as bad!)

[QUOTE=Cineaste33; 1252945]Saw Abby today and feel compelled to share how badly I was treated.

First she texts me while I'm driving to let me know where to meet her, forcing me to BREAK INDIANA LAW to reply.

Then she distracts me behind the wheel by calling to say the hotel won't let her check in yet. She excuses this outrage by claiming concern for my time, but I know what she's up to. The longer we talk, the more likely I am to DRIVE MY CAR INTO A DITCH. I'm onto her wily ways, however, so I hang up quickly and steer clear of her siren song.

Minutes later I'm enjoying an iced coffee and my phone rings. It's Abby."Oh my god, I'm sitting in this lobby still waiting for them to give me a room." So we chat and laugh for awhile, and I almost believe she's making an effort to pass the time with me while we wait. Then I remember Abby's snake-in-the-grass nature and quietly wonder if she's poisoned my drink.

Finally, a room number pops up on my phone, and I tell her I'm on my way. Yadda yadda yadda, it's 90 minutes later and I'm headed to my car exhausted and exhilarated. But I can't shake this bad feeling. She agreed to 60 minutes, but gave me 90. See what I mean? Tells you one thing, but does another. Typical.

Take it from me fellas. She's NO DAMN GOOD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cineaste33; 1252945]Saw Abby today and feel compelled to share how badly I was treated.

First she texts me while I'm driving to let me know where to meet her, forcing me to BREAK INDIANA LAW to reply.

Then she distracts me behind the wheel by calling to say the hotel won't let her check in yet. She excuses this outrage by claiming concern for my time, but I know what she's up to. The longer we talk, the more likely I am to DRIVE MY CAR INTO A DITCH. I'm onto her wily ways, however, so I hang up quickly and steer clear of her siren song.

Minutes later I'm enjoying an iced coffee and my phone rings. It's Abby."Oh my god, I'm sitting in this lobby still waiting for them to give me a room." So we chat and laugh for awhile, and I almost believe she's making an effort to pass the time with me while we wait. Then I remember Abby's snake-in-the-grass nature and quietly wonder if she's poisoned my drink.

Finally, a room number pops up on my phone, and I tell her I'm on my way. Yadda yadda yadda, it's 90 minutes later and I'm headed to my car exhausted and exhilarated. But I can't shake this bad feeling. She agreed to 60 minutes, but gave me 90. See what I mean? Tells you one thing, but does another. Typical.

Take it from me fellas. She's NO DAMN GOOD.[/QUOTE]I am not sure this even deserves a response but I had to share your humor in your worry about breaking the law by texting while driving and yet meeting with Abby under the circumstances you describe are not a cause to worry about breaking the law? I just find it interesting, even humorous. You go on to say "She's NO DAMN GOOD" and while I have never met the lady, I am sure she is probably "DAMN GOOD"! Or at least as I read the majority of the post here. Sure there are some who disagree but they really are the minority. Everyone has a right to opinions and that is what we read most here. I have been reading the post regarding Abby and since I am a "glass half full" guy; I give her and all the ladies a break; they have bad days just like I do and I bet in this industry, there are more bad days than good. I understand that there are no excuses for some treatment but I think 90 minutes with Abby when it should have only been 60 even with what you went through is a "REAL DEAL" or make-up most on here would take, even those that have said not so good things about her. I have a little motto in this hobby about the ladies and that is "They're all good, some are just better"! I know some will disagree with that statement but, what the hell? We all make our decisions based on our bias of any given topic; given our bias are all different, we all make different decisions. Proper perspective and proper attitude make all the difference in making a good or bad day and that goes for both the provider and the hobbyist. I really don't know whether Abby is "NO DAMN GOOD" or is "DAMN GOOD", to be sure, but I know whatever I want her to be will go a long way in what she will be to me and I feel that is true of the other ladies that we see. It is always fun to read all the banter and opinions on here and one thing for certain is that it should always make us take pause and just be thankful that we can even discuss it, partake of it and most of all have FUN with it. So have FUN! Breaking the law? Be careful out there!

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[QUOTE=Tonto2037;1253223]I am not sure this even deserves a response but I had to share your humor in your worry about breaking the law by texting while driving and yet meeting with Abby under the circumstances you describe are not a cause to worry about breaking the law? I just find it interesting, even humorous. You go on to say "She's NO DAMN GOOD" and while I have never met the lady, I am sure she is probably "DAMN GOOD"! Or at least as I read the majority of the post here. Sure there are some who disagree but they really are the minority. Everyone has a right to opinions and that is what we read most here. I have been reading the post regarding Abby and since I am a "glass half full" guy; I give her and all the ladies a break; they have bad days just like I do and I bet in this industry, there are more bad days than good. I understand that there are no excuses for some treatment but I think 90 minutes with Abby when it should have only been 60 even with what you went through is a "REAL DEAL" or make-up most on here would take, even those that have said not so good things about her. I have a little motto in this hobby about the ladies and that is "They're all good, some are just better"! I know some will disagree with that statement but, what the hell? We all make our decisions based on our bias of any given topic; given our bias are all different, we all make different decisions. Proper perspective and proper attitude make all the difference in making a good or bad day and that goes for both the provider and the hobbyist. I really don't know whether Abby is "NO DAMN GOOD" or is "DAMN GOOD", to be sure, but I know whatever I want her to be will go a long way in what she will be to me and I feel that is true of the other ladies that we see. It is always fun to read all the banter and opinions on here and one thing for certain is that it should always make us take pause and just be thankful that we can even discuss it, partake of it and most of all have FUN with it. So have FUN! Breaking the law? Be careful out there![/QUOTE]Right over your head man, right over your head. I guess I could be wrong, but I think that was a huge load of sarcasm you just fell for.

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On one of my favorite shows "The League" the wife is accused of "vaginal hubris." She has great confidence in her pussy. This she states publicly to all the guys on the show. I now understand fully vaginal hubris.

If Abby asked me to see her again, would I do it? Well. Yes I would. She has great confidence and uses it. I have been let down by Alexa Cordae two weeks running. One of her regulars cancelled on her today because of the stock market dip. That seems like exactly the time to drown your sorrows. I am now out of the recommendation business because of this latest disappointment. Will I see her again? Well. Yes I will.

As Obama has implied I am an idiot. There was no need for this let down. Brin has been very good to me. Why did I not just stick with her? It must be because when a beautiful woman asks me to see her I get temporarily insane.

I will leave this sad story with a Dear Abby. Do what ever you like with your kitty. It is yours to control and use to influence the rest of us mere mortals. I will just have to dream of a threesome with Abby and Brin. It would be the best way to commit provider assisted suicide.

I suspect somebodies sarcasm detector needs a tune-up.

But I truly respect the support you gave her. Between your supportive posts and his sarcastic support I'm now truly sad I'll never be able to pass her screening.

Oh the issues of being a one woman man when that woman leaves and retires.

[QUOTE=Tonto2037;1253223]I am not sure this even deserves a response but I had to share your humor in your worry about breaking the law by texting while driving and yet meeting with Abby under the circumstances you describe are not a cause to worry about breaking the law? I just find it interesting, even humorous. You go on to say "She's NO DAMN GOOD" and while I have never met the lady, I am sure she is probably "DAMN GOOD"! Or at least as I read the majority of the post here. Sure there are some who disagree but they really are the minority. Everyone has a right to opinions and that is what we read most here. I have been reading the post regarding Abby and since I am a "glass half full" guy; I give her and all the ladies a break; they have bad days just like I do and I bet in this industry, there are more bad days than good. I understand that there are no excuses for some treatment but I think 90 minutes with Abby when it should have only been 60 even with what you went through is a "REAL DEAL" or make-up most on here would take, even those that have said not so good things about her. I have a little motto in this hobby about the ladies and that is "They're all good, some are just better"! I know some will disagree with that statement but, what the hell? We all make our decisions based on our bias of any given topic; given our bias are all different, we all make different decisions. Proper perspective and proper attitude make all the difference in making a good or bad day and that goes for both the provider and the hobbyist. I really don't know whether Abby is "NO DAMN GOOD" or is "DAMN GOOD", to be sure, but I know whatever I want her to be will go a long way in what she will be to me and I feel that is true of the other ladies that we see. It is always fun to read all the banter and opinions on here and one thing for certain is that it should always make us take pause and just be thankful that we can even discuss it, partake of it and most of all have FUN with it. So have FUN! Breaking the law? Be careful out there![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigMack;1253119]Had contacted Autumn previously about a meeting and received an email yesterday from Ms Skyy stating she had lowered her rates to see me which was greatly appreciated by me. However I had previously contacted a lady I had known for almost a decade who is high quality and was looking for a long range hook up at a previously decided rate if I would see her excusively while in Indiana and we agreed on her offer and the deal was done. When I thanked Ms Skyy for her contact and generous offer, and informed her of my agreement with another lady, she responded, when you get tired of McDonalds you can come to St. Elmos meaning her. I responded I found her email testy and in poor taste she stated I didn't understand her humor. Ladies most of us aren't born under a rock and we realize you like to keep customers. However, if we can find a lady to meet our needs who is quality at a lower rate, then sarcastic assed commentary is neither warranted or appreciated. I personally will not contact Ms Skyy again and find her response low and without class as she did not know who I would be seeing and then tried to pass it off as humor when it was actually an insult to both me and an unknown provider. Ladies we have a right to choose who we see to meet our needs and ladies have a right to choose who they see also. No insults are necessary. Sorry but her response was classless.[/QUOTE]Without being fully aware of the context (perhaps there was some aggravating circumstance) , I don't think I would have taken the comment as seriously as you did. It does come across as a little catty, but knowing how vicious these girls can be sometimes (strippers are even worse) that comment in itself would have gotten a different response from me. Probably something along the lines of "I hear with the bad economy, even St. Elmo's is running specials."

[QUOTE=West Central;1253355]Without being fully aware of the context (perhaps there was some aggravating circumstance) , I don't think I would have taken the comment as seriously as you did. It does come across as a little catty, but knowing how vicious these girls can be sometimes (strippers are even worse) that comment in itself would have gotten a different response from me. Probably something along the lines of "I hear with the bad economy, even St. Elmo's is running specials."[/QUOTE]It seems like a number of ladies take offense when a man finds a lady who wishes to reward his loyalty with a good scale. Some get worse as you said and that is unfortunate also but ladies need to realize it is a lousy economy and just as we look for accommodations for our resources, they need to be flexible if possible on their needs and move on if it is not within their abilities to do so without catty commentary. Thanks for the pointers WC. Much appreciated.

[QUOTE=BigMack;1253119]Had contacted Autumn previously about a meeting and received an email yesterday from Ms Skyy stating she had lowered her rates to see me which was greatly appreciated by me. However I had previously contacted a lady I had known for almost a decade who is high quality and was looking for a long range hook up at a previously decided rate if I would see her excusively while in Indiana and we agreed on her offer and the deal was done. When I thanked Ms Skyy for her contact and generous offer, and informed her of my agreement with another lady, she responded, when you get tired of McDonalds you can come to St. Elmos meaning her. I responded I found her email testy and in poor taste she stated I didn't understand her humor. Ladies most of us aren't born under a rock and we realize you like to keep customers. However, if we can find a lady to meet our needs who is quality at a lower rate, then sarcastic assed commentary is neither warranted or appreciated. I personally will not contact Ms Skyy again and find her response low and without class as she did not know who I would be seeing and then tried to pass it off as humor when it was actually an insult to both me and an unknown provider. Ladies we have a right to choose who we see to meet our needs and ladies have a right to choose who they see also. No insults are necessary. Sorry but her response was classless.[/QUOTE]This really struck me as funny, one because I know Autumn and she has a smartass sense of humor, and so that is what it is, you took it as you did and thats your right, and only guessing here but chance it wasn't meant in the vein you took it. But what got me was in a not-recent-enough encounter with a provider I heard a similar take. The comment to me was "why would you want a McDonald's when you can have a filet?" Not sure how we got to that point because there was no discussion or issue with the rate on my part, and it was in a fun and light-hearted moment, I thought it was a good line on her part. And in this case, not only was it a good line, she really has a point, I totally understood what she was saying and where she was coming from, it helps because in her case she was right. I also, in light of my little blow up last week, have to thank her for not reminding me of the comment and rubbing it in, not that she didn't mention in passing that I would not have had any issues if I had just called her.

I do have a couple of reports that probably could go here or in BP reviews, but in light of my chastisement last week I will ponder and think and reflect on my experiences before I open my big mouth.

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1253998]This really struck me as funny, one because I know Autumn and she has a smartass sense of humor, and so that is what it is, you took it as you did and thats your right, and only guessing here but chance it wasn't meant in the vein you took it. But what got me was in a not-recent-enough encounter with a provider I heard a similar take. The comment to me was "why would you want a McDonald's when you can have a filet?" Not sure how we got to that point because there was no discussion or issue with the rate on my part, and it was in a fun and light-hearted moment, I thought it was a good line on her part. And in this case, not only was it a good line, she really has a point, I totally understood what she was saying and where she was coming from, it helps because in her case she was right. I also, in light of my little blow up last week, have to thank her for not reminding me of the comment and rubbing it in, not that she didn't mention in passing that I would not have had any issues if I had just called her.

I do have a couple of reports that probably could go here or in BP reviews, but in light of my chastisement last week I will ponder and think and reflect on my experiences before I open my big mouth.[/QUOTE]I seems however that some ladies do not understand or appreciate the fact that the economy is bad and we have limited discretionary resources compared to a good economy. I full appreciate ladies have their needs also but a good response for me would have been I am sorry but that is lower than I care to go for my time. The McDonalds / St. Elmo's comparison would for me have been better left unsaid as I took her to mean she thought the lady who wanted my time and business was a McDonald's level provider and that is far from the truth. Anyway I have moved on to a lady who will meet my needs and allow hers to be met also. Thanks again for your feedback. Didn't mind it at all. Have a great week.

Big Mack

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1253998]This really struck me as funny, one because I know Autumn and she has a smartass sense of humor, and so that is what it is, you took it as you did and thats your right, and only guessing here but chance it wasn't meant in the vein you took it. But what got me was in a not-recent-enough encounter with a provider I heard a similar take. The comment to me was "why would you want a McDonald's when you can have a filet?" Not sure how we got to that point because there was no discussion or issue with the rate on my part, and it was in a fun and light-hearted moment, I thought it was a good line on her part. And in this case, not only was it a good line, she really has a point, I totally understood what she was saying and where she was coming from, it helps because in her case she was right. I also, in light of my little blow up last week, have to thank her for not reminding me of the comment and rubbing it in, not that she didn't mention in passing that I would not have had any issues if I had just called her.

I do have a couple of reports that probably could go here or in BP reviews, but in light of my chastisement last week I will ponder and think and reflect on my experiences before I open my big mouth.[/QUOTE]Thanks Illapp glad someone understands my attempt at humor for those of you who didn't my apoplogies.

Is that you realize this isn't a farking debate club. Now I realize I haven't posted crap for a review recently, but that's because there has been nothing to report. I am a sexual camel and can go months without indulgence. All I've been reading on here lately though is the various and sundry philosophical musings of folks who a) love the sound of their own words and be) have decided that being snarky at other members and their opinions is more fun than our advocated hobby. I don't farking care which side of the debate you chime in on, its all dross.

Here's the deal. Comment on your own shit. If a guy comes on here and posts something negative about a provider you like, don't attack him and his opinion. He's entitled to it and negative reviews are NOT to be discouraged. If you can't let the comment slide, counter his point by making your own review on the provider that paints her in a more positive image. Were all adults here. We all get it that YMMV. We all get that past performance is no guarantee of future returns. There is no need to go all Limbaugh / Oberman and provide us color commentary. It just makes the good posts harder to find.

I'm not saying to stop our usual homoerotic playful man-banter about eachother's exploits and the occasional exchange of witty bon mots and scathing quatrains on eachother's peccadilloes, but I don't like the whole rancorous attack and defense bullshit.

There. My part is said. Now. Ladies, you may all come and bask in the glorious healing light of my cock.

[QUOTE=BigMack;1253119]When I thanked Ms Skyy for her contact and generous offer, and informed her of my agreement with another lady, she responded, when you get tired of McDonalds you can come to St. Elmos meaning her.[/QUOTE]I heard about this and wow, Big Mac, opps sorry it's Big Mack, I thought it was quite a funny play on words. Every provider thinks they are the best some are, some aren't. God look at Abby and the sarcasm and humor she brings to the board, yet I know others that think she is not all that. Not my issue. Just a fact that others think that way. I really don't think Autumn was dissing you or your favorite provider. Just adding a sense of humor, which obviously you didn't understand. Maybe she should have put LOL at the end. Sometimes people think it's serious without the LOL or LMAO. Just my opinion. Which ain't worth much, is it Ilapp?

Hey I got an idea, why don't you do a review on your favorite provider so she can get more business instead of dissing someone you have not even met.

FF.

PS. I know why she did it, her red hair and freckles made her do it!

[QUOTE=Glaucon; 1254041]The First Rule of Debate Club.

Is that you realize this isn't a farking debate club. Now I realize I haven't posted crap for a review recently, but that's because there has been nothing to report. I am a sexual camel and can go months without indulgence. All I've been reading on here lately though is the various and sundry philosophical musings of folks who a) love the sound of their own words and be) have decided that being snarky at other members and their opinions is more fun than our advocated hobby. I don't farking care which side of the debate you chime in on, its all dross.

Here's the deal. Comment on your own shit. If a guy comes on here and posts something negative about a provider you like, don't attack him and his opinion. He's entitled to it and negative reviews are NOT to be discouraged. If you can't let the comment slide, counter his point by making your own review on the provider that paints her in a more positive image. Were all adults here. We all get it that YMMV. We all get that past performance is no guarantee of future returns. There is no need to go all Limbaugh / Oberman and provide us color commentary. It just makes the good posts harder to find.

I'm not saying to stop our usual homoerotic playful man-banter about eachother's exploits and the occasional exchange of witty bon mots and scathing quatrains on eachother's peccadilloes, but I don't like the whole rancorous attack and defense bullshit.

There. My part is said. Now. Ladies, you may all come and bask in the glorious healing light of my cock.[/QUOTE]Adolph Rupp, the University of Kentucky basketball coach for 42 seasons (1930 – 1972) accumulated 876 wins, captured 27 Southeastern Conference titles and led the Kentucky Wildcats to four national championships. He was the Dean and put Kentucky Basketball on the map.

Coach Rupp had a rule permitting his players to talk during practice: "Say nothing unless you can improve on the silence."

Agreed, Glaucon, we have a lot of posts that do not improve on the silence.

[QUOTE=Glaucon;1254041]healing light of my cock.[/QUOTE]So your penis pump has a flashlight like my Makita drill so you they both can screw in the dark? .

I don't do reviews on other ladies publicly or without their permission. I am married so discretion is an absolute must for me and Irespect a ladies privacy also. Besides writing reviews are also a YMMV situation so not being Studly G. Do Right, just a guy who loves intimacy I don't go there. Thanks again and appreciate the thoughts expressed. Not into drama, WK, or public disclosures. Just not my thing. If I took her email wrong my apologies although I feel she was putting down the lady I chose to see but then I have been wrong before and am sure I will be again.

Enjoy this cool weather and best wishes to you all.

I may be going out on a limb here, and I am in no way trying to cast a bad light on any provider, but I am convinced that the bad economy simply has not hurt all of them, maybe a very few, if any. Here's why I say that. I have a job and am not in control of my time schedule. I work days and live outside of the city. I have in the last few months attempted to make dates with four different providers. With three of the four, my time frames have not yet matched theirs. I understand that, I respect that, each was quite kind expressing their limits, and I intend to see each one in the future as time permits. My point is that they simply did not have to adjust to my schedule because they did not need to. They obviously are doing alright with out the money that would come from my appointment. If it was necessary for them to make other time arrangements, I assume that they would. Then again, the real answer is probably that people that are good at what they do, usually write they own ticket, bad economy or not. .

Heritage.

[QUOTE=BigMack;1254006]I seems however that some ladies do not understand or appreciate the fact that the economy is bad and we have limited discretionary resources compared to a good economy. Big Mack[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Indyguy69;1254115]So your penis pump has a flashlight like my Makita drill so you they both can screw in the dark? .[/QUOTE]Thats just the kind of homoerotic banter we don't want to discourage.

And to answer your question, no, thats why they invented glow in the dark condoms. For those of you don't have cocks with the glow of healing light.