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Just wondering when did this board become a directions site? If you are able to use the net anyone should be able to google the parlor or apt and mapquest it. People are constantly scolded on this site for not searching the board but now were offering directions? Would anyone like to carpool? WTF? That just my 2 cents.
Disagree completey about Austria. Anything worth looking at ends up on either side in Prague or in Germany. Austria has a red light, some bars and an FKK scene but nothing compared to surrounding areas. Also overpriced with limited girls available. Now the quadraplex brothels in dusseldorf and berlin are something completely different.
[QUOTE=Leggo My Eggo]Infrequent poster but discovered something worth sharing with the forum. Stopped by BD on N. Lincoln Ave recently and had a massage with Ada. Experience and ratings were much the same as my previous post about BD (skipped the TS this time) but that is not my reason for writing this. As I'm getting dressed afterward, I witness the cardinal sin of AMPs. Re-folding the towel that was just used on me and placing it back on the table. Disgusting. I'm not talking about a towel that I was just laying on top of, I'm talking about a towel that was dragged through every dark corner of my ass and nuts as I was being cleaned up after my HE. I called her on it and she became very nervous and started whispering some gibberish about it being the owner's policy or practice or whatever BS excuse she was trying to make. Last time I ever set foot in there. Given my budget constraints, it's not often that I even make it out for a massage and witnessing that at the end ruins the whole experience. Makes me think this hobby can be a true waste of time and my hard earned money. Then again, my only alternatives are a) start getting weekly treatments for carpal tunnel syndrome, b) start vacationing in asia, or c) head back to Austria (discovered their brothels during a trip last summer! ). If money were no object, it would be B all the way. Oh well. Back to fantasizing about finding a hot young asian girl to give me a soapy massage in some secret back room MP hidden in Chinatown! A guy can dream, right?[/QUOTE]
So is this place closing or what? Anybody know the real story here? Most of the wall hangings and furniture have been moved out. Would be a shame to lose this place.
[QUOTE=Luv Nooke2]So is this place closing or what? Anybody know the real story here? Most of the wall hangings and furniture have been moved out. Would be a shame to lose this place.[/QUOTE]I know that the business across the hall from them (the one directly lined up with their door) has complained about them from some time. I have heard this from multiple girls there. When you walk up the steps, look left and you can see a counter/information desk lined up directly across from Alice's front door. That business knows what Alice's is up to. It wouldn't surprise me if their complaints to management finally did something. However, in this economy I would want Alice's if I was a landlord. The business right next to Alice's has been complaining about them for at least 6 months. That's what the girls told me.
[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Ah, I just woke up. Dreaming about Tropical. I came up on eighty dollars a few days ago (Monday) and knew right away what I wanted to do with it. I got off at the Damen stop, stopped to get a bite to eat at this pizza place, and then proceeded to Tropical off of Western. I got there and it was raining but I couldn't help but notice all the hot little latinas on my way, including on the CTA. When I got there, I got Karen who has a really hot body and so-so face. They had some really hot latinas in there that I was hoping to get but I think some of them just clean up and might not do massages. Anyways, the table shower was in use so I opted for the massage first. Got that hot little puerto rican buck naked in my dream. She let me explore for the whole hour. I normally would have only paid 60 for the extras but since she was providing a good service throughout, I decided to give her 80 extra. It was a hot hour and I realize I overpaid but I don't get the latinas very often. If it was an AMP joint, I would have gotten the same service for 40 or 60. Either way it was a good time. I would repeat if I was made of money bags but I'll be sticking to the AMPs for a while until I come up on some money again.[/QUOTE]
If you are dreaming about a fully nude latina for 80, you are getting a great deal in your dream.
[QUOTE=Al Melrose]If you are dreaming about a fully nude latina for 80, you are getting a great deal in your dream.[/QUOTE]yeah, that was it.
I spit a lot of game.
I'm just a white boy from Joliet but I think she was feeling me.
I keep seeing this post on bp but cant find any reviews. Any one have any experience with these ladies. they also post with two other women. I'm gonna toftt but was seing if anyone already did.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_2_sexy_ladies_2_curvy_beautys_1_sweet_blonde_1_italian_stallion_815_299_0061_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3538612[/url]
Anyone gotten a massage from Alena or Celinda advertising in rs2000 for massage? Info appreciated!
[QUOTE=Doogie0039]Has anyone visited this girl?
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/_312_643_0202_hawaiian_therapist_60_hr_40_half_hr_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2996445[/url]
I have, and let me just say it was a lot of fun. I can never get a hold of her to repeat and see if there are extras. What is everyone else think?[/QUOTE]
What constitutes "a lot of fun"???
I did a few searches in the usual places online and I found a few newer places since my last AMP/apartment searches. I found one girl who works out of her apt who is cute and friendly. The massage was very so-so but HJ extra was on the menu. I am looking for a better massage and oral or exceptional HJ ending.
I considered trying the place on 111th in Chgo Ridge a while back, but the 411 from other guys here was that is was a waste of time.
Now I see that there are 3 or 4 other new ads for both apartments and massage places scattered around the SW suburbs near 294/95th and nearby areas. A few of the pics look good and the ads suggest a good time to be had. Has anyone tried any of them? Please post here if they are a waste of time and pm if the service is exceptional.
I can't see many of these towns letting us have too much fun without trying to ruin it, so I don't want to give them any help by naming names, or locations.
If I try any of them and I have a good time, I will share.
[QUOTE=No Id]Hey guys,
Has this ever happen to you? just visited a spa not to long ago. got the usual hj. Two weeks later get a post card from the place mailed to my house saying thanks for visiting and to please come again. WTF! now my girl who lives with me is asking a ton of questions. And I don't know what to say![/QUOTE]
Just an fyi, in the past I have specifically set things and my wallet a certain way
In my pockets and yes the girls do go through them. I have even asked one if they
Do and she even said yes.
[QUOTE=Doogie0039]Has anyone visited this girl?
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/_312_643_0202_hawaiian_therapist_60_hr_40_half_hr_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2996445[/url]
I have, and let me just say it was a lot of fun. I can never get a hold of her to repeat and see if there are extras. What is everyone else think?[/QUOTE]I just saw her last week. Good massage, and for once she was even cuter than her picture. I'm undecided if extras are available.
Against: Seemed professional, dressed in casual cloths, spoke perfect english, asked lots of questions, mentioned female customers and talked about her training as a nurse.
For: Hawaiian massage is more exposed than regular, you are covered with a hand towel that you wear like a loin cloth. Lots of brushing of the 'girls' against my back and face. Lots of brushing of the 'boys' during leg massage. Seemed unfazed by my obvious excitement.
Didn't try anything my first time but will go again. Agree she is hard to get a hold of.
Was in Chicago on business a couple of weeks ago. Took L in from Midway and saw Xindy's from window. Knew about it from the forum, and since I didn't have a car, thought it would be good to try something I could get to easily from the L. Went in and asked for full hour with table shower. Quoted.7 and paid girl in front at the desk. Provider was Yuri. Very thin, almost no boobs at all. TS was so-so, but oil massage was very good. Not deep tissue, but all over and very relaxing. Was covered by towel most of time (warning sign). Made clear to Yuri that I was interested in extras. She asks "No trouble? " I say "no trouble" and start wandering my hands a bit, which she does not resist. Get to end, after the flip, and she provides competent, although not enthusiastic, HR. Tip.4 at end.
Overall: TS 4, Massage 8, HE 5.
Would probably try to find another provider next time in town, but if you don't have a car, this one is very easy due to proximity to Orange Line L.
What do you guys think about this
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/_babelicious_bodywork_visiting_28/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1665959[/url]
If the URL is chopped, search body rubs on bp for "willa".
She seems to visit from time to time, I remember her ads from last year. Anyone have any experience here? As always, PM me if you prefer.
[QUOTE=Self Hi5]What constitutes "a lot of fun"???[/QUOTE]She does not mind rubbing against the junk, and she uses her boobs to press against you.
She did not mind that I relieved my own pressure.
Hey guys,
Anyone try My massage spa at 708 Dearborn? They post pretty often.The ads on cl look similiar to Lagunas in Streamwood. Let me know any info before I try please.
[QUOTE=Babeefacexxx]Hey guys,
Anyone try My massage spa at 708 Dearborn? They post pretty often.The ads on cl look similiar to Lagunas in Streamwood. Let me know any info before I try please.[/QUOTE]Been several times. Attractive women but no hint of extras, no accidental brushing, well covered.
Good price and quality if looking for legit.
has anyone seen this provider yet:
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blissfully_relaxing_massage_42/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2688109[/url]
I am skeptical because I think I have seen her ads before on CL and they definitely said she lived in a different location? Maybe she moved? maybe its bs?
I've seen a lot of guys complain about an uneventful TS. Tip. An uncovered table shower tells you everything you need to know. A 'professional masseuse' would bend over backwards to keep you covered. Period. So if you have something to say. The TS is a good place to say it. If your lucky and get a thorough TS w/o asking then good 4 you. But if you don't it's probably because they don't know you and are nervous or new or both. Tell them in a nice way that your cool (assuming you r). If they ignore your request then thats a sign to leave, switch to another masseuse, or just Tofft and factor it into your tip.
[QUOTE=Hold Caulfield]Was in Chicago on business a couple of weeks ago. Took L in from Midway and saw Xindy's from window. Knew about it from the forum, and since I didn't have a car, thought it would be good to try something I could get to easily from the L. Went in and asked for full hour with table shower. Quoted.7 and paid girl in front at the desk. Provider was Yuri. TS was so-so
Overall: TS 4
.[/QUOTE]
Last week I stopped by a AMP in Orland Park, kind of shocked me with its location. Older Korean massuses, fun to be had. Table shower decent massage 65hr not bad overall, would repeat in a pinch.
PM for more details.
[QUOTE=Donny Devito]KM - Humboldt Park
I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?[/QUOTE]
Donny,
There are very few areas of the city that are not safe during the day. If no one believes, just do a little research on crime statistics. More than 90% of killings are late at night between a perp and victim who know each other.
Humboldt Park is full of skinny-ass hipster white kids these days. If they can hack it, you should be able to.
As I mentioned last week, there is a new place on Lincoln Ave. between Irving and Montrose in the old Lakeview Holistic location. You can't miss it, just look for the sign reading "Enjoying Good Massage." I know what you're thinking -- catchy name.
Here's a report:
The good:
1) It's an AMP if that appeals to you. I had Lee-Lee (Lily???), who is young and trim.
2) Good prices, $40 for half-hour, $60 for hour
3) I opted for the hour, and actually got the full hour, with a better than average massage that was heavy on the "friendly" touching. Not rushed at all. No pretense of covering me with the towel. Big thumbs up there!!!
4) Was asked if I wanted to be massaged everywhere without mention of an additional tip. Also nice.
5) Not just clean, but actual new towels!!!!!
The bad:
1) I really hate to be mean, but Lee-Lee is a bit of a butter face.
2) No table shower (but told that it is coming - we will see)
3) Not sure about additional extras. Lack of English skills (hers, not mine), made this conversation nearly impossible. YMMV.
4) The place is not discreet enough for this city. The cheap sign and Asian staff practically scream "jack shack!" to anyone passing by. Received a major dirty look from the lady at the dry cleaners next door, and lots of stroller pushing moms were eyeballing the place as well. This place could be easily shut down, and you might want to go before the thorough police investigation ensues.
On the whole you can spend $100 or less and leave satisfied, so a decent value. Would love to hear reports from others on this place.
I've seen her a couple times. Good massage with a lot of teasing and a good finish. She's at least topless. I saw her in Rogers Park at her Condo. Her photo's are accurate.
[QUOTE=Stevo1414]has anyone seen this provider yet:
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blissfully_relaxing_massage_42/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2688109[/url]
I am skeptical because I think I have seen her ads before on CL and they definitely said she lived in a different location? Maybe she moved? maybe its bs?[/QUOTE]
Lee is the manager name. She switches girls every 3 weeks or so. Current staff is Lisa and Ginny. Ginny is abot 5''4 130. She provides an ok massage. She uses her hair to tease on back and near ass. She does use tongue to kiss. She lets you use mouth onfun bags. Sara is no longer there. She was about 5'4 and 110. Long black hair. She had mole on right arm. She was friendly and had a nice ass. She would only do HE. She would kiss and get on top of me to stroke. Gunnison has gone through many girls like sonia, coco, linda, lilly, genie etc. I like Gunnison because I have been customer for more than 8 years. No TS. Doors are not completely covered. Music stinks though because you hear commercials and this can ruin the moment. It's in a safe area with excellent parking.
[QUOTE=Luv Nooke2]This is a case of reading the forum being the quickest way to your answer. Lisunia's has been discussed at length and nothing there has changed. Do a quick search and you'll know as much about them as anyone.
Luv[/QUOTE]My response: I've only had HE at Lisunia. Olga and Ivanna know me well. They are extremely nice and are good actresses. Ivanna looks in your eyes and talks erotically. She gets close to it and breathes on it. She mimicks the movement but I have never had luck with her sticking it in. I would not want that anyway. She is a drinker though. She saya she is "never tired" when stroking too long. Olga lets me touch everything. She gets on top and rubs the shaved p. On leg. She gives a nice table shower. She wore hot black pants and an olive half shirt the time I went. Her eyes appear tired or on something though. I have never received anything other than HE and GFE in a way because of the way they treat me. By the way, no parking in back on the day I went because Caputos grocery.
Monica from Divine Spa works here. She said that her relative owns the place. She charges 60 at the door. You need to ring bell to get in. Parking is minimal and you need to park on side street. Monica is not a beauty. She gives a good massage and gets nude. She lets u touch. She also provides a TS massage. She also does 2 girl massage. She is very friendly. She speaks Spanish and limited on English. She might do more than HE and touching, but as I mentioned in other posts, I am not looking for more. Monica is 5'3 and weighs about 140. She wears jeans and has a nice rack when she has her shirt on. When it comes off, they are not that nice.
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]My response: I've only had HE at Lisunia. Olga and Ivanna know me well. They are extremely nice and are good actresses. Ivanna looks in your eyes and talks erotically. She gets close to it and breathes on it. She mimicks the movement but I have never had luck with her sticking it in. I would not want that anyway. She is a drinker though. She saya she is "never tired" when stroking too long. Olga lets me touch everything. She gets on top and rubs the shaved p. On leg. She gives a nice table shower. She wore hot black pants and an olive half shirt the time I went. Her eyes appear tired or on something though. I have never received anything other than HE and GFE in a way because of the way they treat me. By the way, no parking in back on the day I went because Caputos grocery.[/QUOTE]Sorry. I forgot to mention that Ivanna says she graduated with a degree in Finance from a college in Poland. Ha! I guess she makes more money massaging than utilizing her degree!
Went to OHARE girls. Paid 85 at the door and chose the hot black girl. She was friendly and wore a very sexy dress. She eventually learned that I was not going to spend a grand. I had to provide my own HE. The visit lasted less than 30 minutes. I just left and paid 120 total. Stupid, yes but I am not about to mess with this place because of the goons that are there watching. My own stupid error.
United Spa stinks. I always wind up with Jenny. I swear they must have a camera at the enterance because it is too coincidental that she always opens for me. She has known me for more than 10 years. My best experience is when we took a steam shower together and she soaped me and her up. She fingered me from behind. Her HJ stink. She just does not know how to do it. In the past, she has worn sexy outfits like a red tommy hilfiger dress that showed her nips in the shower. Just bored with her.
Kim is the employee. Short black hair, saggy boobs, and always wears a short white skirt. TS is ok and so is massage. She only provides HE. She does nothing else. She is not attractive. She is close to 60 years old. She is very friendly and will stroke you on the couch while she is on knees. She only accepts cash. 80 plus tip. Harlem and Touhy. Has a yellow sign on building for advertisement. The place is clean. Polish lady with big rack answers door and books apt. The girl I got changed into all black outfit which showed off her large cans, She let me remove the towel and get hard. She would not touch it. She said I could do it myself. She watched. Afterwards, she offered me water. I only went one time and do not think anything is offered. Darn because my therapist had large cans!
Does anyone go to Lidia located near Barry Ave and Newland in Galewood Montclare area? She is a skinny lady in her lat 20's from Yugoslavia. She works out of her basement and use to advertise in Chicago Magazine. She charged 90 for one hr and a half. She would wear Addidas pants and T shirt. I only received HE. I tried touching her cans but she had a way of stopping me with her elbows. She did let me put my hand down her pAnts to touch her ass. I don't have her number and don't want to drive to her house to ask. Anyway her name is Lidia, she is about 5'7, thin. If you see her, please respond.
I've searched the site and can't find any word on where the ladies of OBS went. OBS was great because it had steam shower, locked doors and a beauty MILF with large rack. She would watch me shower and then towel me off and get so close to my stick while drying me off. She would wear aqua blue running pants and a t shirt to show off her massive DDD's. They use to oprn at 10am abd I would see a nice gentleman of Asian descent drive the girls and park in the lot. The lady that I am referring to was about 40 yrs old. She would ask for me to bring a cover so she could do more. Do any of you know if any of the ladies are working somewhere else? OBS was located on Harlem Ave in Chicago. I read they closed because of cameras in the rooms. All I can say is that it was strange that the guy locked the door in addition to the ladies locking the door. OBS is my all time favorite.
Has anyone had luck with massage by Bobbie in Oak Park? She works at a salon downtown and does massage on the side. She has a nice rack and ass because I have seen her in person. How can any lady working out of her appt who looks like her not stroke it once in a while. Her photo is nice but she does look different in person. She is all over the net so I assume she may be legit. Would love to get a HE from her because she is hot! She is located off of Oak Park Avenue and charges 80 for one hour. I reAd that she is legit, but I think she would do more for the right person.
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[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Went to OHARE girls. Paid 85 at the door and chose the hot black girl. She was friendly and wore a very sexy dress. She eventually learned that I was not going to spend a grand. I had to provide my own HE. The visit lasted less than 30 minutes. I just left and paid 120 total. Stupid, yes but I am not about to mess with this place because of the goons that are there watching. My own stupid error...[/QUOTE]
Had you spent the grand, you almost certainly still had to provide your own release. Just chalk it up to a relatively inexpensive lesson learned.
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Does anyone go to Lidia located near Barry Ave and Newland in Galewood Montclare area? She is a skinny lady in her lat 20's from Yugoslavia. She works out of her basement and use to advertise in Chicago Magazine. She charged 90 for one hr and a half. She would wear Addidas pants and T shirt. I only received HE. I tried touching her cans but she had a way of stopping me with her elbows. She did let me put my hand down her pAnts to touch her ass. I don't have her number and don't want to drive to her house to ask. Anyway her name is Lidia, she is about 5'7, thin. If you see her, please respond....[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you got farther than most with Lidia. She did give a great massage, and I never pushed my luck because her massages were so good and she was so sweet. Then there was the fact that she was a kick boxer. Anyways, unfortunately for us, Lidia has changed careers and is no longer doing massages.
I called Serenity Spa to ask if they accept credit cards. The lady said yes. I drove to the place on Harlem Avenue, not too far from United. The parking is limited. It is located in a small stip mall off off Harlem Avenue. I buzzed the door and a lady answered by slightly opening the door. After I went in a second door, another lady locked it. The place has doors on each room. I pulled out my credit card and the lady said no credit card. I told her I pay tip in cash and she said no credit card and pointed to the bank across the street. I left mad because the lady lied on the phone. Anyway both ladies were not attractive. This place is golden for more than just HE. I've been to too many parlors to not know. Driving on Harlem Ave stinks. By the way Harlem and Touhy massage is close by if you are interested in seeing hot Euros who just massage, New Look is about 2 blocks away if you want HE by Kim.
Does anyone know how I can get in contact with Mari? She advertised in Chicago Magazine. She is blonde mid 40. She wore a black dress and black collar around her neck.She provided nude and happy ending. She worked off of Michigan ave near the Sony store. She did massage but told me she was also an escort. She lives in Mt Prospect or Park Ridge. She was nice and provided a jacuzzi as well. She also let you use the shower as well. She was very classy.
Lisa S use to advertise on Eros as April. I visited her about 7 times. She eventually left the eros site andnow works at Exhale as well as Pulling the moon. She provided Tantra experience. In the past she has provided HE, foot job, anal finger, CBJ, and let me touch inside. She kept acting like she was teachhing me a tantra session. Don't get me wrong, she is good at explaining tantra but that is not why I visit her. She works on State Street. She is 5 foot 1 and 110. She has ddd. She gets on top and breaths heavy. She wears a top to show off her stomach. She wears thin pants. She is completely nude. I don't think she offers more but she is worth the money. It expensive around 140 for one And half hours. She is on web and under Tantra Lisa and pulling the moon.
This message is meant for newer members to MP. I have been doing this since I was 21 and have a lot of experience. First tip If you have never visited a massage parlor. Then don't. It is addictive as drugs. If you are single, don't have A girlfriend, and have money then this hobby will affect you in that you will easily use your cash for a good HE. Ok now for the real tips. Always arrive clean, Shower ahead of time and trim your hairs. Always smile and treat the desk person and massage person with respect. Always tell them you have been there before. When they ask you with who, tell them you don't remember. Also mention that you have been there before and had a great time. If you pay by cc, hand them the card and when they leave the room, get undressed completely. This will show them that you are safe. If aroused. Even better. When you lie down, wait for them to ask for soft or hard massage. Always say soft. This is a sign for them to gently rub your body. I need to continu on new post because ran out of.
Sorry. I ran out of characters. I am using a game console to write. If they ask where you work, then make something up. This lets them know you are not LE. Be polite let them work the massage. They will massage legs. Spread the legs a bit and arch up so they can tease you. If they are on the side, then take your hand and gentky place it on her ass. These are signs that you are ok. When you flip over be fully aroused. You should be good to go. Hope this helps newer members. PS if they ask you to showe, do so if you know you stink. If you are clean, then tell them you did prior to arriving. Be polite and you shoukd be ok.
Does anyone know what happened to VIP on Foster avenue just off off Harlem Avenue. It was near a pst office. It was open few years back. I got a good TS with release on the table. You had to ring bell at enterance. One time I was waiting outside for it to open and saw an unmarked car at corner. I pukked away and it drove behind me. I was careful not to have a moving violation. Anyway I didnt go in and was just paranoid that the car happened to follow after I pulled away. Maybe that is one reason they are closed. Not sure if anything opened up inits building. Also this isnot same VIP as Norrige or the one on Milwaukee Avenue.