Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ajlawr12;1881231]I texted Divine Sensations, and mentioned that I would like to cum during my appointment, and that I was disappointed, because the last time I was there they wouldn't let me cum. I was texted back that they prefer that I wait until after the massage.[/QUOTE]Makes sense, they probably don't want cum all over the waiting room. Seriously though, I'm surprised you got any response at all from a text requesting that you be able to cum in their establishment. Some things are better done in person with no written record that could be admissible in a court of law.

I don't think anyone has had luck with asa at RO, Lay at MB or the hostess at DS. There is a reason they let the older ladies do all the work. Lulu seems to be the one to ask for at DS, I'll need to ask for her next time. I tried the one on 13th and college last night. Nothing to be had there for me. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Basset69;1881410]I don't think anyone has had luck with asa at RO, Lay at MB or the hostess at DS. There is a reason they let the older ladies do all the work. Lulu seems to be the one to ask for at DS, I'll need to ask for her next time. I tried the one on 13th and college last night. Nothing to be had there for me. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Regarding the hostess. These places tend to put the cutest girl in an unapproachable spot. Where as at the IL AMPs, they put the most hideous woman as the mamasan.

When I go to an AMP I want to get a therapist who is cute, a spinner, does a great job massaging, back walking, and can provide a sensual ending that keeps you coming back. I don't care about age. One of my favorites in Michigan is at least 60 but her body is still tight and her skin is soft like a teenager. She is the most requested and most popular provider in the spa and has been legend since the mid 70s. A good AMP experience really needs to include a shower so that both you and the therapist knows you are clean. I like her to be dressed in a sun dress (or bikini) and heels, so her ass and legs look appealing. What I have found at RO is they wear spandex shorts, sandals with bear claw feet, and a body armor bra. I've been several times and gotten an old granny each time while Asa is in charge. One of them pulled her tits out of a Kmart bra like mom used to wear and it ruined the mood. A good sensual ending does not need to be FS or a BB or CBJ. The good HJ using the right kind of cream, a nice slow pace with attention to the head, glands and shaft with some ball and cock licking should do the trick. Toss in a little Russian with a perky pair of naturals or man-mades. The use of baby oil makes it harder to cum, feels itchy, and leaves and oily feeling when leaving.

The only way I can be convinced that someone says they got a girl in her 30s is to see for myself. I think a lot of fellows have their AMP goggles on. You go into to room, the lights are dimmed and they all look 35. I recall my old favorite down in Lake Geneva we called "glasses" told me she was 40 and she looked 35-40. Being petite with the nerdy glasses made her look youthful. She was 52. Google all the massage parlor busts from around the country and the ages of the women are most likely to be over 50 than under. At one of my favorite FS Korean AMPs, I've gotten some petite 80 lb spinners who looked early 20s. A closer look in the brighter lights and I could see how they used makeup to cover some of the aging. These girls were most likely closer to 40. But age is not the issue, looks, cuteness, tightness, skill are what matters. What does age matter when that tiny 90 lb woman is bent over in front of you on the massage table and her tiny little ass is up in air? But I've been to too many boring AMP with Asian gals past their prime, flabby asses, pooch guts, body armor bras, and baby oil hand jobs. That just doesn't do it for me and not only is it not worth $100 its not even worth my time. The past few years I find myself laying there with an erection, but I'm just not feeling it from granny. Can't seem to finish or it takes too long. The only time I usually do this is if its the only game in town and I have time to kill. Or I really just want a massage and am bored, looking to kill some time. But when I want to get my testicles drained with a professional milking, I will probably head to Libertyville.

Went to Libertyville a while ago (PS) and got a very good massage.

Guessing under 30 yr and very pretty.

Damages $.80 plus tip.

Ending simple ending was very good. Probably tipped too much it because of it.

Will return.

I agree with you. And I am not a great judge of age to start with. But as we all picture ourselves in our prime, anyone I think is cute and younger than me. I think they are 35 LOL. Cindy at NM is probably 45, but she has held up VERY well.

Some suspected Asa was gay. She is actually married to a 35 year old White Male.

I managed a regular thing with a gal who is no longer there, I wouldn't say we are dating. But I am not paying for it. She was the best looking one I had ever had there, and is quite attractive (38 year old) very thin and petite.

She has said a few things about RO that will make me not want to go back. She was there about a month max. She had lived in another state for 6 years, and came to Wisconsin.

Many of the women that are there go through the "process" and end up there. Promises of finding a husband, and the like are often made. A number of the ladies there are gay, so a HE is just part of a massage to them.

I am new to this site and thought I'd give you a heads up about Ds. I called this afternoon and requested an appointment with Lulu. Immediately I was told that if I expected a HJ I heard wrong about her. She is there for professional massage only. I said ok and I would call back to make an appointment. I went to RO instead.

[QUOTE=Basset69;1882301]I agree with you. And I am not a great judge of age to start with. But as we all picture ourselves in our prime, anyone I think is cute and younger than me. I think they are 35 LOL. Cindy at NM is probably 45, but she has held up VERY well.[/QUOTE]Mind fart, what is NM? Basset69, I think you and I kind of like the same things. This age thing can be very deceiving. Usually after LEO shuts them down, I'm surprised with the ages of these women. All much older than I was led to believe. Old is not the issue unless they pudgy old grannies. A spinner is a spinner, young or old and some of my favorites have been old. The little Thai in West Allis was darn near 50 and I will take ones like that all day long.

I got a feeling the Brookfield spa are on short leases. Brookfield has not be spa friendly in the past.

Did some research on DS today. Asked for Lulu, told to come back two hours later. The woman who told me that was a 50's ish Chinese woman, collagen lips, face peel, good body but looked good for her age. English is terrible. The woman tells me that Lulu will be there later.

So, I come back 2 hours later and ask for Lulu. Guess what? The 50s ish woman IS Lulu.

We get in the room and immediately she wants the money. She says how long? I say 1/2 hour. She says "oh no, you go longer". I say, OK to one full hour and give her a C note (cost is $55 for hour massage). She comes back 5 minutes later with my change, but puts it on a table across the room from where I am and does not offer the $45 change to me. Should have been my first warning sign.

She proceeds to give me a lackluster, super soft massage despite my three or four requests for "strong" pressure, (always works with other MP gals).

She goes the full hour, never touching my dick even though I accidentally knocked off the towel a few times.

I must be a numbskull, because she showed no signs of HJ at all. She did spread my cheeks and blow on my asshole during the massage, (saying "STRONG!") but it never went further than that. At that point, I am thinking maybe on the next appointment?

Anyway, she then hands me my underwear and stares at me very weirdly. I grab the money off the table (my $45 change) and proceed to get dressed. She watches me do the whole thing, (which never happened in my 10 or 15 previous visits to Relaxation Oasis where they leave the room and await you with water at front desk) and then holds out her hand for a tip. I offer her $5 (the massage really sucked) and she says "NO, I give you good massage" and motions for me to give her the $20 from the change. I tell her "NO way" and offer the $5 again. She doesn't want it again and she blocks the door. Now I am having Hong Kong flashbacks and just want the fuck out of there.

I push past her to the door and she says "OK $5 is OK", to which I reply,"No way".

I walk out the door and the receptionist is now there, (the skinny, young and cute one from RO) and she asks how was my massage? I tell her politely that the massage was not what I asked for and that I really did not appreciate the extortion technique that Lulu tried to apply when leaving.

The girl apologized profusely, (she recognized me as a good customer from RO) and suggested I try Lisa next time as she does firmer massages with strong pressure. Meanwhile Lulu is going off in Chinese in the background, (sorry other dudes that were there). Too close quarters!

BTW, all during my massage I got to listen to several other dudes come in and talk to the receptionist, shoot the shit and make small talk. As there was not noise screen or music in the room, I could hear everything that was said in the lobby and in the other rooms. NOT a good set-up by any means. Nothing gets junior to crawl back in faster than the sound of another dude talking about the weather.

There was a Seth and a Steve that came in while I was getting my massage. Nice guys based on their polite demeanor, but not what I signed up for in a massage. Most likely will not repeat DS at all, and for sure not with Lulu. TIFWIW.

S.

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67; 1882779]Did some research on DS today. Asked for Lulu, told to come back two hours later. The woman who told me that was a 50's ish Chinese woman, collagen lips, face peel, good body but looked good for her age. English is terrible. The woman tells me that Lulu will be there later.

So, I come back 2 hours later and ask for Lulu. Guess what? The 50s ish woman IS Lulu.

We get in the room and immediately she wants the money. She says how long? I say 1/2 hour. She says "oh no, you go longer". I say, OK to one full hour and give her a C note (cost is $55 for hour massage). She comes back 5 minutes later with my change, but puts it on a table across the room from where I am and does not offer the $45 change to me. Should have been my first warning sign.

She proceeds to give me a lackluster, super soft massage despite my three or four requests for "strong" pressure, (always works with other MP gals).

She goes the full hour, never touching my dick even though I accidentally knocked off the towel a few times.

I must be a numbskull, because she showed no signs of HJ at all. She did spread my cheeks and blow on my asshole during the massage, (saying "STRONG!") but it never went further than that. At that point, I am thinking maybe on the next appointment?

Anyway, she then hands me my underwear and stares at me very weirdly. I grab the money off the table (my $45 change) and proceed to get dressed. She watches me do the whole thing, (which never happened in my 10 or 15 previous visits to Relaxation Oasis where they leave the room and await you with water at front desk) and then holds out her hand for a tip. I offer her $5 (the massage really sucked) and she says "NO, I give you good massage" and motions for me to give her the $20 from the change. I tell her "NO way" and offer the $5 again. She doesn't want it again and she blocks the door. Now I am having Hong Kong flashbacks and just want the fuck out of there.

I push past her to the door and she says "OK $5 is OK", to which I reply,"No way".

I walk out the door and the receptionist is now there, (the skinny, young and cute one from RO) and she asks how was my massage? I tell her politely that the massage was not what I asked for and that I really did not appreciate the extortion technique that Lulu tried to apply when leaving.

The girl apologized profusely, (she recognized me as a good customer from RO) and suggested I try Lisa next time as she does firmer massages with strong pressure. Meanwhile Lulu is going off in Chinese in the background, (sorry other dudes that were there). Too close quarters!

BTW, all during my massage I got to listen to several other dudes come in and talk to the receptionist, shoot the shit and make small talk. As there was not noise screen or music in the room, I could hear everything that was said in the lobby and in the other rooms. NOT a good set-up by any means. Nothing gets junior to crawl back in faster than the sound of another dude talking about the weather.

There was a Seth and a Steve that came in while I was getting my massage. Nice guys based on their polite demeanor, but not what I signed up for in a massage. Most likely will not repeat DS at all, and for sure not with Lulu. TIFWIW.

S.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing. I was tempted to try DS and LuLu based on prev reviews. I will not be trying.

Ok, so does Asa work here now as the hostess? When I called it sure sounded like Asa answering the phone. I don't want to go there expecting something if I'm going going end up with an argumentative old Asian woman. Who's the hostess at RO? My experience is you can have a good time if the therapist is comfortable with you. Get too pushy about a HE or ***** about her bad massage, its not going to end well.

Do either of these places have some good talent, young, cute. Or is it still the Chinese grannies? Come on Nite Owl TOFTT and give the unbiased truth. I know you won't get blurry vision when Chairman Mao's mom takes off her top.

It sounds to me like they are both under the same management.

I never knew the hostess's name at RO, but she is definitely the same one working at DS.

I have been to probably 50 of these places all over the country (and China, Taiwan and Hong Kong) , so I feel confident that I was not pushy or negative in any way. I am very good at being polite and hiding my disgust with a bad maddage until tip time arrives.

Something else was at work here, IMO. With all these guys saying that they are texting about "cumming" and talking so much about services rendered, it is no wonder they are getting spooked in Brookfield. The post below by Punisher makes me think this might be true.

I am just bummed that I got there the day after the HJ's stopped!

Lulu is not what I would call young, but she could do in a pinch. I have only seen one girl at RO and DS (the hostess) that fits that bill. Otherwise you are talking 40+ for all others that I have seen. Please remember that most Asian ladies are 10-15 years older than they look as they take good care of themselves!

Happy Hunting!

S.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1882914]Ok, so does Asa work here now as the hostess? When I called it sure sounded like Asa answering the phone. I don't want to go there expecting something if I'm going going end up with an argumentative old Asian woman. Who's the hostess at RO? My experience is you can have a good time if the therapist is comfortable with you. Get too pushy about a HE or * about her bad massage, its not going to end well.

Do either of these places have some good talent, young, cute. Or is it still the Chinese grannies? Come on Nite Owl TOFTT and give the unbiased truth. I know you won't get blurry vision when Chairman Mao's mom takes off her top.

It sounds to me like they are both under the same management.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Punisher2323;1882515]I am new to this site and thought I'd give you a heads up about Ds. I called this afternoon and requested an appointment with Lulu. Immediately I was told that if I expected a HJ I heard wrong about her. She is there for professional massage only. I said ok and I would call back to make an appointment. I went to RO instead.[/QUOTE]Who did you end up getting in RO? I've heard that they don't have Asian therapists anymore.

[QUOTE=Punisher2323;1882515]I am new to this site and thought I'd give you a heads up about Ds. I called this afternoon and requested an appointment with Lulu. Immediately I was told that if I expected a HJ I heard wrong about her. She is there for professional massage only. I said ok and I would call back to make an appointment. I went to RO instead.[/QUOTE]Who did you end up getting at RO? I was told that they do not have Asian therapist anymore.

I should know better, Stevemilw67 is a seasoned pro. To the others, a rookie mistake is mentioning anything sexual until you and the therapist are alone. Even then I don't bring it up. When she is massaging the groin or upper inner thighs I just guide her hand to it. Or start rubbing her ass and legs. Usually you get a vibe that more is on the menu by something she does, like rub her tits in your face, give you the wink, lots of brushing of the boys. These women want tips and they know that $40 a pop adds up faster than $10. Most likely the only income they get is the tip so when you do only offer $5, I can see why they would be upset. $10 should be fine for a massage, and $10 an hour wage to one of these women is ok money. They are most likely all living in the same apt. When they go home at night they talk and they know who the regulars are pretty quick and who tips and who doesn't. They all know who is giving HEs, BJs or whatever. These girls pick up quick who are all the clients, who is s gentleman, who is not, and any antics that go on in the massage room. Just like when you go to a few Brewers games, you start to learn who all the players are, who is good, who isn't. I don't know of anyone who has ever gotten a HE from Asa, and she's worked many legit spas around Milwaukee. What I didn't like about RO was the waiting room. Its nice to talk online to you fellows but I would prefer not having to see any of you sitting in the chairs in the waiting room. When guys just start showing up asking for Susie or Linda or whoever asking for a HE cause they read online they were the go-to girl, that will mess things up fast. They start getting spooked because a normal monger doesn't do that. Now the service is being cut off and it hurts both monger and provider. Mongers do get their HEs and providers arn't getting their tip. Biz drops off and nobody wins.

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67; 1882926]I never knew the hostess's name at RO, but she is definitely the same one working at DS.

I have been to probably 50 of these places all over the country (and China, Taiwan and Hong Kong) , so I feel confident that I was not pushy or negative in any way. I am very good at being polite and hiding my disgust with a bad maddage until tip time arrives.

Something else was at work here, IMO. With all these guys saying that they are texting about "cumming" and talking so much about services rendered, it is no wonder they are getting spooked in Brookfield. The post below by Punisher makes me think this might be true.

I am just bummed that I got there the day after the HJ's stopped!

Lulu is not what I would call young, but she could do in a pinch. I have only seen one girl at RO and DS (the hostess) that fits that bill. Otherwise you are talking 40+ for all others that I have seen. Please remember that most Asian ladies are 10-15 years older than they look as they take good care of themselves!

Happy Hunting!

S.[/QUOTE]