[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2300872]This forum covers BackPage girls. I don't see anyone named Maliyah on Jax BP :/[/QUOTE]I'm getting PMs about how great this girl is despite CBJs. Really, guys? I thought I was generous just being OK when they spit! Evidently no one read my parody:
Terrific new find.
I saw this terrific new girl today who calls herself Ms. Unobtainia. I'd never done LFK and DATY through a dental dam before, but she was really a hottie, so that was fine. In fact she insisted that both of us be completely covered from head to toe in latex, but she handled herself so well that it wasn't a problem. We didn't really do any positions that can be represented by acronyms since she insisted that we be in two separate rooms, but her moaning sounds from under the adjoining door were really hot, so that was fine, too. She also wanted me not to cum at all so that she didn't have to think about how to avoid it from the other room. But that was OK as well because she's a really cool conversationalist. Damage for the half-hour was $1,000, but she knocked off $25 since both of us were on P411. Needless to say, I had a really great time and will definitely be back for more!
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