Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Greeekman;3524167]Anybody every visit or have the woman at Chicago Relaxation on Water St. Visit? Her BP ad is at [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/michigan-ave-illinois-st-in-out-blondie-hot-sexy-nude-body-rubs/53444687[/URL] . She sure looks tempting. I plan on being in chicago in a couple of weeks and would like to partake.[/QUOTE]She's very popular at tineye with 33 results. Anything over 0 is a red flag for me. Good chance it wouldn't be her opening the door when you got there.

It's your time and money but if I were you I'd keep looking. Lately there's been a lot of positive reports about the Norridge Girls out by the airport. Click on Chicago, then Backpage Advertiser Reviews. Rates are probably half what you'd be paying in the Gold Coast.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3524412]She's very popular at tineye with 33 results. Anything over 0 is a red flag for me. Good chance it wouldn't be her opening the door when you got there.

It's your time and money but if I were you I'd keep looking. Lately there's been a lot of positive reports about the Norridge Girls out by the airport. Click on Chicago, then Backpage Advertiser Reviews. Rates are probably half what you'd be paying in the Gold Coast.[/QUOTE]Pics aren't her. She's a 40+ average looking blonde who delivers a lack luster and rushed session.

[QUOTE=PauFord;3524933]Pics aren't her. She's a 40+ average looking blonde who delivers a lack luster and rushed session.[/QUOTE]The advice on this forum has always been incredibly helpful. This is just another example of how the members help each other. I have been contacted by a few really nice mongers. I won't offer any advice to the new people on board or lurkers, however I have found that the people that post a lot do care. I have fallen for the jack shack routine and have been a victim of robberies, etc. Whenever I have lead with the little head the big head always suffer afterwards. I have never been caught up in a sting and don't ever plan on that. I am single by choice w / no gf and prefer to pay. I look for the girls and ads that know why I called and know what to do! It's a service. A relief for us and money for them w / o really having to listen to an a**hole boss in an office when they can make so much more money this way!

Any recent visits to Willowbrook since the crackdown? Varied reviews on rubmaps.

I was recommended to a new AMP spa. I was told young and cute. Went to see for myself never been their. She wasn't bad about 28 yrs old Willing to please good deep massage also walk on back. On the flip kept starring at me with a smile waiting to see what I suggested. I didn't go for the full treatment. I was tired she took it upon herself to take everything off and HJ. I was allowed to suck nipples and fiv. I didn't suggest anything it was offered. I'm sure more was on the table. Ask me to come back and visit was YMMV.

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;3525322]I was recommended to a new AMP spa. I was told young and cute. Went to see for myself never been their. She wasn't bad about 28 yrs old Willing to please good deep massage also walk on back. On the flip kept starring at me with a smile waiting to see what I suggested. I didn't go for the full treatment. I was tired she took it upon herself to take everything off and HJ. I was allowed to suck nipples and fiv. I didn't suggest anything it was offered. I'm sure more was on the table. Ask me to come back and visit was YMMV.[/QUOTE]Name of the spa is??

[QUOTE=MarkLipper;3525369]Name of the spa is??[/QUOTE]He keeps doing this. Hinting and never revealing. Apparently he doesn't want anyone to know.

[QUOTE=AyoHell;3516434]Always a good time here. There is one mid 40's woman with the most slim slender toned Asian body to die for. She does BBBJ CIM and FS. There is another one with a nicer face and bigger boobs who is a touch thicker, who does CBJ and FS. I call ahead and tell them I'm coming in the rear entrance.[/QUOTE]I went there. Had YoYo. Slim, B cups, required a cover for head. Very affectionate. The massage wasn't very good. Not sure if this is the same one you are talking about.

Very busy area, bus stop in front.

Stopped at the place on Washington on the 7th floor. Old and almost completely round woman came to the front having just finished a massage (I heard her pounding sounds on the prior customer). Zero attraction for me. I turned heel and left.

Unless there is alternate staff, this place is out for me.

Jcon51.

[QUOTE=Mandee;3519079]Is this the one by papa johns? How is there massage? And do they offer a TS?[/QUOTE]It is, they do have ts. They charge above scale as an FYI.

Went to a satellite that orbits the Earth in Chinatown. Drew a mid 40's Mt with big old lady tits. Did an hour. Bizarre massage, almost never touched my back. Spent almost the time in my legs. A little bit of teasing but nothing to get that excited about. No conversation on the flip, standard for scale. Would repeat but would only do 30 next time as it isn't a real massage or a good tease. Sorry I forgot name of Mt.

I asked the name on an earlier post and got nada.

[QUOTE=MarkLipper;3525369]Name of the spa is??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mandee;3525474]He keeps doing this. Hinting and never revealing. Apparently he doesn't want anyone to know.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BenBeck;3523160]Just sayin.

Both of those places that keep getting recycled here have long been closed.

Belmont and Western has been shut for 3 yrs+.

3208 and Halsted has been vacant a while now too.

I get the references but at some point we need new ways to tell the same old jokes.

Oy![/QUOTE]What do you update it to? Free FS at 1948 n Halsted. Quick trip from your office at Addison and Fremont.

I just googled that address.

[QUOTE=BonerLander;3525809]What do you update it to? Free FS at 1948 n Halsted. Quick trip from your office at Addison and Fremont.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BonerLander;3525809]What do you update it to? Free FS at 1948 n Halsted. Quick trip from your office at Addison and Fremont.[/QUOTE]Does the trick.