Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3492129]Saw the Indian girl recently. Fun girl. Everything available for the right price. It was a couple months ago, so I can't remember pricing. Worst massage ever though and lackluster effort with everything. Just a sweet, fun girl, but sometimes that doesn't cut it. That's place needs to stop cutting the bad massage short and give a little training in massage and if not the massage, the fun. Which I guess is what we are there for. , but some effort would help with the first.

Only girl that's gave a bunch of effort for both is no longer there. I can't remember her name but she was Russian. Anyone else have good experiences? PMS are fine.[/QUOTE]I'm surprised I didn't get any reaction to this. Haven't seen much that has interested me, so I may have to go back. Anyone seen the newer girls karolina or lily? Pms are fine with me. I'll report back. Thanks guys.

James.

Any info on this place? I may try this week or next and will report back.

Sorry for all the messages at once. When the wife travels is when I have the time.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/indulge-in-a-soft-sexy-sensual-massage-latinas-20-00-massages-2day-new-girl/52121672[/URL]

[QUOTE=HoesNSluts;3515705]First post and new here. Never paid for sex or anything in my life, but why not try for the first time? I'm from the NW suburbs and was wondering which massage parlors gives HE as in BBBJ or just a HJ? Like I said never done these before but just need an Asian to bust one in. So far I know AD spa (carol stream), ivy spa (Lombard) and sun spa (Glen Ellyn) do these. I'm only looking for. 60 an hour which is why I try to stay away from ivy but it maybe worth it excluding the fact they got popped by LE. Any AMP to go to that gives a HE not looking for FS. And also which MT to get at that spa? Thanks.[/QUOTE]3208n. halsted, I've always had the easiest time there getting a tug job, usually don't even have to ask for it.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3518136]Any info on this place? I may try this week or next and will report back.

Sorry for all the messages at once. When the wife travels is when I have the time.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/indulge-in-a-soft-sexy-sensual-massage-latinas-20-00-massages-2day-new-girl/52121672[/URL][/QUOTE]Well then you better get to playing before she gets back home.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3518132]I'm surprised I didn't get any reaction to this. Haven't seen much that has interested me, so I may have to go back. Anyone seen the newer girls karolina or lily? Pms are fine with me. I'll report back. Thanks guys.

James.[/QUOTE]Was she that bad or just not very experienced. I would like to try an indian out.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3518125]Hey there. Can you share where this place was and who your provider was? Was she attractive and how much? Thanks in advance. Stay safe.

James.[/QUOTE]I am kinda guessing he is keeping it under wraps LOL.

[QUOTE=AyoHell;3516434]Always a good time here. There is one mid 40's woman with the most slim slender toned Asian body to die for. She does BBBJ CIM and FS. There is another one with a nicer face and bigger boobs who is a touch thicker, who does CBJ and FS. I call ahead and tell them I'm coming in the rear entrance.[/QUOTE]Do they do a decent back walk there?

[QUOTE=AyoHell;3516434]Always a good time here. There is one mid 40's woman with the most slim slender toned Asian body to die for. She does BBBJ CIM and FS. There is another one with a nicer face and bigger boobs who is a touch thicker, who does CBJ and FS. I call ahead and tell them I'm coming in the rear entrance.[/QUOTE]Is this the one by papa johns? How is there massage? And do they offer a TS?

Visited Acupuncture Massage Health Center at 4616 and Western and left unhappy, disappointed, covered with smelly oil.

The place is very cheap and filthy. There were 2 older MTs, one. Closer to 60, the other, whom I picked, around 50 (She immediately demanded $60, the door fee, which I paid. The massage was rather sporadic and weak during which she constantly applied a lot of oil that smelled like a cheap women perfume. At the end she rubbed me with a wet towel, but it didn't help, the smell followed me until the rest of the day and even a shower at home didn't completely remove it. All my cloth and even car also sucked in that smell.

There were no teasing of any kind and at the final point she categorically said that she performed a full body massage and there is nothing else that could be added although I politely and openly asked for the handshake. The whole process lasted about one hour, but the mt spend at least 10-15 minutes on washing the towel (a little sink is there on the wall in the room, so she did her laundry right after each round of wiping the oil while I was on the table).

Once again, the place is extremely cheap, there is no dimmer in the room, so the MT just dropped a piece of fabric on may face on the flip because the light was right over my eyes. She even did not offer a bottle of water, just a tiny paper cup, that I politely refused. I stopped by the rest room, but there was no paper towel to dry my hands.

Under such circumstances, would you fellows left there any tips?

DO NOT GO THERE.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3518279]3208n. halsted, I've always had the easiest time there getting a tug job, usually don't even have to ask for it.[/QUOTE]That's a great place!

[QUOTE=Starks;3518861]Do they do a decent back walk there?[/QUOTE]Just had one of the best balk walk sessions ever. And I've had a few. This one knows what she's doing. Try Heidi at Grand Spa in Chicago. She's pretty new there. In her 40's, cute. Great back walk and deep tissue massage.

I had one of my best massages from a 40 ish /50 ish rather attractive chick at Belmont named CoCo or CiCi. It was during the day as I don't think she works at night. Anybody know where she is? Amy says she works UP NORTH but won't say where. I have yet to see her again at Belmont.

She had Dark Long Hair up in a bun and decent size cans and full figured compared to the skinny chicks with chicken legs I see all the time.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3518279]3208n. halsted, I've always had the easiest time there getting a tug job, usually don't even have to ask for it.[/QUOTE]Should be a quick trip from his office at Belmont & Western.

[QUOTE=IdiotBoy;3522772]Should be a quick trip from his office at Belmont & Western.[/QUOTE]Just sayin.

Both of those places that keep getting recycled here have long been closed.

Belmont and Western has been shut for 3 yrs+.

3208 and Halsted has been vacant a while now too.

I get the references but at some point we need new ways to tell the same old jokes.

Oy!

Anybody every visit or have the woman at Chicago Relaxation on Water St. Visit? Her BP ad is at [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/michigan-ave-illinois-st-in-out-blondie-hot-sexy-nude-body-rubs/53444687[/URL] . She sure looks tempting. I plan on being in chicago in a couple of weeks and would like to partake.