Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chris407;2872039]Now you have my attention!

Personally I'd see her just based on the Lilly Quality massage and being closer to the west side of Orlando![/QUOTE]Nothing quite as good as lily on the massage but definitely more on the menu.

It's a pretty good photoshop job.

[QUOTE=ScottFlMahalo;2872334]I'm in total agreement on massage parlor gal referenced here. The picture is definitely not her. She is older but still attractive but nothing like the add. The location is on a second floor in a decent area of Winter Park and very east to get to. She was very friendly and actually gave a pretty good massage but it became obvious that nothing else was going to happen when said "can you believe the last wanted more than a massage and wasn't that disgusting. " WTF. You can definitely cross this one off the list. There are much better values out there for a therapeutic session. I went for the 1 1/2 hour and wasted $. 25![/QUOTE]

Saw some good reviews on another site and thought I would give it a try. LiLI, or at least that's what it sounded like to me was awesome. Descent massage and on an AMP scale of 1-10 about a 9 in looks. Certainly as good as I ever saw at the famous place downtown.

Li Li greeted me at the inside door took my money and then escorted me to the room. Very nice rather large room for this kind of place. Before she left LiLi asked if I wanted a table shower, then she prepared it while I got undressed. The Table shower was full body and I returned to the room very clean. The massage was quite well done, with some serious work on my upper body. While she worked my head and shoulders I reached up under her dress to find a very firm ass and no panties. All I could think about was playing with that fine body. Then towards the end of the back side she began teasing the boys. After the flip she visually asked if I wanted a HJ and I said no, I wanted more. LiLi said she didn't have a condom but agreed to a BJ. But before that got started she left and returned a minute later with a latex glove like doctors use. She then stripped down to show some perfect little tits and my first look at a very pretty kitty. LiLi got me hard then pulled the glove over my member and started a great BJ. After a minute of this she climbed up on the table and put her pussy over my face. Very nice sweet smelling view, I fingered the outside, not wanting to venture inside while she blew me. I didn't last to long like that but when I was done she continued to sit there while I played with her, then she shuttered and slowly climbed off. LiLi returned with a hot cloth and cleaned me up nicely and I left. I think this one is a keeper.

I don't recommend this one I drove over an hour to see her after confirming twice before I arrived. She called asked to delay for 15 minutes a second call asked to delay 30 minutes. An hour later she doesn't answer the phone. I would say stay away from this one unless you have the time to waste. Because she will waste yours without an apology or an answer on the phone. Look for someone else!

Any info on where this heaven is?

[QUOTE=Xxofe;2872962]Saw some good reviews on another site and thought I would give it a try. LiLI, or at least that's what it sounded like to me was awesome. Descent massage and on an AMP scale of 1-10 about a 9 in looks. Certainly as good as I ever saw at the famous place downtown.

Li Li greeted me at the inside door took my money and then escorted me to the room. Very nice rather large room for this kind of place. Before she left LiLi asked if I wanted a table shower, then she prepared it while I got undressed. The Table shower was full body and I returned to the room very clean. The massage was quite well done, with some serious work on my upper body. While she worked my head and shoulders I reached up under her dress to find a very firm ass and no panties. All I could think about was playing with that fine body. Then towards the end of the back side she began teasing the boys. After the flip she visually asked if I wanted a HJ and I said no, I wanted more. LiLi said she didn't have a condom but agreed to a BJ. But before that got started she left and returned a minute later with a latex glove like doctors use. She then stripped down to show some perfect little tits and my first look at a very pretty kitty. LiLi got me hard then pulled the glove over my member and started a great BJ. After a minute of this she climbed up on the table and put her pussy over my face. Very nice sweet smelling view, I fingered the outside, not wanting to venture inside while she blew me. I didn't last to long like that but when I was done she continued to sit there while I played with her, then she shuttered and slowly climbed off. LiLi returned with a hot cloth and cleaned me up nicely and I left. I think this one is a keeper.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;2873026]I don't recommend this one I drove over an hour to see her after confirming twice before I arrived. She called asked to delay for 15 minutes a second call asked to delay 30 minutes. An hour later she doesn't answer the phone. I would say stay away from this one unless you have the time to waste. Because she will waste yours without an apology or an answer on the phone. Look for someone else![/QUOTE]Perhaps you were her backup? Unfortunately, in this business, it seems both sides can be flakey, and unless you are a repeat, you could have been her backup lest her first-timer who also shared your time was a no-show.

[QUOTE=ScottFlMahalo;2872334]I'm in total agreement on massage parlor gal referenced here. The picture is definitely not her. She is older but still attractive but nothing like the add. The location is on a second floor in a decent area of Winter Park and very east to get to. She was very friendly and actually gave a pretty good massage but it became obvious that nothing else was going to happen when said "can you believe the last wanted more than a massage and wasn't that disgusting. " WTF. You can definitely cross this one off the list. There are much better values out there for a therapeutic session. I went for the 1 1/2 hour and wasted $. 25![/QUOTE]If you were truly therapeutic, why would you feel the need to post a picture? To me, not that I am in the market for therapeutic, you would want to talk about your qualifications / certifications and perhaps some quotes from clients. You wouldn't need or want to rely upon physical attraction to bring in clientele. I am not saying you could have or couldn't have gotten a HE from her, perhaps, she was dipping her toe in the water? Although the lack of qualifications / certifications and the use of an attractive picture implies she has no skills and no certifications, and is relying upon your little brain to bring in business knowing full well you will never return.

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;2873026]I don't recommend this one I drove over an hour to see her after confirming twice before I arrived. She called asked to delay for 15 minutes a second call asked to delay 30 minutes. An hour later she doesn't answer the phone. I would say stay away from this one unless you have the time to waste. Because she will waste yours without an apology or an answer on the phone. Look for someone else![/QUOTE]Please look at your messages.

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;2873026]I don't recommend this one I drove over an hour to see her after confirming twice before I arrived. She called asked to delay for 15 minutes a second call asked to delay 30 minutes. An hour later she doesn't answer the phone. I would say stay away from this one unless you have the time to waste. Because she will waste yours without an apology or an answer on the phone. Look for someone else![/QUOTE]Please your check your PM'S.

Tried this place out this afternoon. 5. 5 ph. I have this thing where if a new place opens its on the bucket list. Youngish spinner type asian girl Leeds me to the room and I thought dammit man this is going to be good. Not so much! Treated both sides very different and paid no attention the middle. Then the last call. Finish! I am laying there thinking about the coins I just flushed and decided to take matters into my own hand. You guys know how it is when you loose control. The walls don't go up to the ceiling so the rapid smacking sound woofed into the rest of the place. Hell there were little Asian girls giggling everywhere. Oh well! I left red faced and happy.
Been there done that one!
Habbit.

I was a repeat this would have been my second visit she contacted me with an excuse and gave me a good offer but unfortunately work is taking me out of town this morning for a while before I return. But she did give me an excuse and I may try again I just only have a limited window of time and need reliability with appointments which is harder to find but she did reach out apologize and offered a deal to me.

[QUOTE=Zillow;2873157]Perhaps you were her backup? Unfortunately, in this business, it seems both sides can be flakey, and unless you are a repeat, you could have been her backup lest her first-timer who also shared your time was a no-show.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mojo9822;2873119]Any info on where this heaven is?[/QUOTE]Uh yeah. It's heavenly massage in Kissimmee like it says in the tittle. Need directions?

[QUOTE=Zillow;2873181]If you were truly therapeutic, why would you feel the need to post a picture? To me, not that I am in the market for therapeutic, you would want to talk about your qualifications / certifications and perhaps some quotes from clients. You wouldn't need or want to rely upon physical attraction to bring in clientele. I am not saying you could have or couldn't have gotten a HE from her, perhaps, she was dipping her toe in the water? Although the lack of qualifications / certifications and the use of an attractive picture implies she has no skills and no certifications, and is relying upon your little brain to bring in business knowing full well you will never return.[/QUOTE]I'd say she knew exactly what she was doing. Posting a pic of a hot chick, posting rates that were consistent with HE type rates and when the guy's there and on the table, it's too late to back out.

[QUOTE=Prophotog;2873804]I'd say she knew exactly what she was doing. Posting a pic of a hot chick, posting rates that were consistent with HE type rates and when the guy's there and on the table, it's too late to back out.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I'm guessing she's YMMV. I saw her about 3 weeks ago but did not want to write a review because I wasn't convinced that she would perform on a consistent basis (correctly assumed). Hence, I did not want to mislead fellow members. She is the girl from the photo. Mid-late 40's with nice bolt ons. She claims she was Dallas Cowboy cheerleader in the early 90's and had a spread in Playboy around the same time. She was in black yoga pants, flip flops, a form fitting white tank top and lacey bra underneath. She met me in the parking lot and walked me upstairs to the spa. She invited me into the room and introduced herself with a hug. She told me to get comfortable and exited the room. Upon return, I was naked folding my clothes on a side table. The room was big and equipped with 2 massage tables. She didn't flinch nor was she bothered by me being naked and not on the table face down. The massage was excellent. She is definitely a professional. Good pressure and technique. She was definitely chatty (by my choice) as I was trying to feel her out. She was talking to me about her BF and repeat clients. One client in particular that had asked her for extras (HJ) outside of the spa and how she performed but got dooped on the donation and tip. Then she mentioned how her work was legit and that she didn't do HE or any extras. I figured by then it was going to be a legit massage. After the flip and at the 1 hour mark she asked me if I wanted a HE. I was completely confused but countered with how much? She replied "Just give me a tip". I then told her that I had $80 for the hour and had an additional $40 for tip. She then said that the massage was $90 for the hour and that the $120 would be fine. Her original add was $80 for the hour. She did the deed while I massaged her box through the yoga pants. She got into it as her yoga pants got moist. I then began softly tugging on her waistline and she obliged by dropping her pants to her knees. FIV and grabbing her ass was great. We went at it for about 10 minutes and then she got a call on her cell that her next client was in the waiting room. She asked me to help her finish up. I then got off the table and laid her down. I performed DATY and sucked on her bolt ons while I finished myself off. We exchanged cell phone numbers. I asked her if she was interested in a session at my place or FS or both in the future. She said she'the think about it. She texted me that first night that she was with her BF and that it would be really hard for her to get away to see me without him getting mad. Still haven't heard back.

Since then I have gotten random texts from the business telephone asking if I wanted to come in for a massage. They even sent a picture of a new girl named Jamie. I haven't replied since she hasn't responded to my personal texts. I also don't want to get her in trouble if someone else is sending the texts. I don't want them thinking that she's stealing business. I may give her a try again at the spa but after things cool down.

[QUOTE=Xmen0075;2873969]Interesting. I'm guessing she's YMMV. I saw her about 3 weeks ago but did not want to write a review because I wasn't convinced that she would perform on a consistent basis (correctly assumed). Hence, I did not want to mislead fellow members. She is the girl from the photo. Mid-late 40's with nice bolt ons. She claims she was Dallas Cowboy cheerleader in the early 90's and had a spread in Playboy around the same time. She was in black yoga pants, flip flops, a form fitting white tank top and lacey bra underneath. She met me in the parking lot and walked me upstairs to the spa. She invited me into the room and introduced herself with a hug. She told me to get comfortable and exited the room. Upon return, I was naked folding my clothes on a side table. The room was big and equipped with 2 massage tables. She didn't flinch nor was she bothered by me being naked and not on the table face down. The massage was excellent. She is definitely a professional. Good pressure and technique. She was definitely chatty (by my choice) as I was trying to feel her out. She was talking to me about her BF and repeat clients. One client in particular that had asked her for extras (HJ) outside of the spa and how she performed but got dooped on the donation and tip. Then she mentioned how her work was legit and that she didn't do HE or any extras. I figured by then it was going to be a legit massage. After the flip and at the 1 hour mark she asked me if I wanted a HE. I was completely confused but countered with how much? She replied "Just give me a tip". I then told her that I had $80 for the hour and had an additional $40 for tip. She then said that the massage was $90 for the hour and that the $120 would be fine. Her original add was $80 for the hour. She did the deed while I massaged her box through the yoga pants. She got into it as her yoga pants got moist. I then began softly tugging on her waistline and she obliged by dropping her pants to her knees. FIV and grabbing her ass was great. We went at it for about 10 minutes and then she got a call on her cell that her next client was in the waiting room. She asked me to help her finish up. I then got off the table and laid her down. I performed DATY and sucked on her bolt ons while I finished myself off. We exchanged cell phone numbers. I asked her if she was interested in a session at my place or FS or both in the future. She said she'the think about it. She texted me that first night that she was with her BF and that it would be really hard for her to get away to see me without him getting mad. Still haven't heard back.

Since then I have gotten random texts from the business telephone asking if I wanted to come in for a massage. They even sent a picture of a new girl named Jamie. I haven't replied since she hasn't responded to my personal texts. I also don't want to get her in trouble if someone else is sending the texts. I don't want them thinking that she's stealing business. I may give her a try again at the spa but after things cool down.[/QUOTE]This report is accurate. Some of you nerds simply have zero game and frankly don't know what you are doing. There is an art to this hobby of ours.