Longtime lurker finally tried AMPs for the first time.
I have been a long time lurker, mostly out of fascination with all things sexual more than anything else. That was until 2 weeks ago when I finally decided "Fuck it" and tried to give things a shot.
First stop, a beautiful back flower in SoBro. I had read up on all the etiquette and new the signs. I walked in and a slightly older woman (late forties maybe, it's so hard to tell) greats me and then ushers me into one of the massage rooms, asked how long I would like, and collected the payment for the massage (40 for hhr). Although she has thinning hair, she actually has a pretty nice body, and is wearing a nice short dress, so I know I'm in the right place. She tells me to get ready and leaves the room so I strip and lay down on the table but don't cover myself. I also held my arms over my head so that they were kind of hanging out over the edge of the table. She comes in and says something like "Mmmm, Okaay!" and then starts giving me a massage. The very first thing she does in the massage is step up to the front of the table and start rubbing my shoulders, she basically put her ass in my hands by doing so because of how my arms were situated. Now after groping her lovely soft little ass for a little bit, she moved to the side of the table and started moving the massage along, lots of teasing on my ass and very light pressure elsewhere. We both knew the score, so it didn't take long for her to ask me to flip. I happily obliged. Standing at attention and then without any sort of negotiation or anything she starts jerking me off and then points to her mouth and says something like "this will feel even better!" I had gone in just hoping to get jerked off, and still feel a bit paranoid about the possibility of bringing home an infection for the misses. And if I'm being honest with myself, I'm not sure I was ready to go full blown "I'm now going to cheat on my wife" and a handy didn't seem to cross into that territory, but a BBBJ seems like it would. So I told her that I just wanted to tug and she set about it without getting pushy in any way. While she was at it I got some nice slight FIV going and was amazed at how wet she was! At one point she stopped, pointed to my soldier and made the universal 'we should fuck' gesture of poking a finger into an "O" made with her other fingers. It seems like the menu was pretty open. I again I politely declined and she accepted without being pushy. Not much longer I pop on my belly and she grabbed a nice hot towel for a cleanup and run down. This whole time price had never been discussed. I stand up and hand her another 40 for the HE, which seemed like a reasonable rate to me based on what I had read here. She gave me a hug and sent me on my way. Tip to tail a great experience, asked the providers name, I think it was "Julie" but now I'm not sure. Had a been single or more comfortable cheating, I definitely would have gone further, and I would definitely go here again!
I left that first parlor feeling on top of the world. Not only my tension been released, but I had finally tried something I was super curious about and it had gone off without a hitch! This filled me with a newfound sense of adventure, and I immediately started driving towards other AMPs to check out the goods. First place, the sun that shines on Trader Joes. Walked in, there were two women, both were wearing athletic yoga pants and a regular T-shirt. The first one that greeted me was younger than Julie, but a tad thicker (but not even enough that I would call her a big girl) and a decently cute face. Having just gained some clarity, and mostly just scouting places now, I was able to muster the willpower to walk out the door, I could see myself coming back there at some point in the future.
From there I decided to take in a movie at the AMC theater nearby. Wouldn't you know it, the show I wanted to see was sold out, so I went across the parking lot and into yet another fine establishment. Here I was greeted by a lovely woman who I would guess was in her late twenties, wearing a white short dress, and looking pretty trim and fit. So you know what, even though I had just had a massage, I decided my muscles were still a bit tense after all. Fellow Mongers, I shouldn't have done it, I got greedy. This experience was nowhere near as pleasant as the Sobro one I had just had earlier. It started the same, 40 for the hhr, get ready, lay down naked, caress the ass a bit when she starts at the shoulders. She actually commented something like "Woah, did you just get a massage?" because I still had oil on me from Sobro. Anyways, at the flip, the hardball negotiations began. I told her I only wanted HE, and she wanted 80 got it. I stuck firm to 40, she kept coming down but wanting to eke out more and I just said "40's all I have to spend on this, so is it going to happen or not?" and finally she begrudgingly took my money and got to work. The experience was fine, but nowhere near as good as what I had just got. And the whole time she is still trying to get me to spend more, saying how much better her mouth would feel, etc. Wanting to throw her a bone I asked if I could see her tits for 20 and she still tried to upsell me on that! She wanted another 40 so I just laid back and enjoyed at that point. Even though she was way hotter, the upsells and overall attitude were garbage compared to the first one. I would go back to see if there was maybe a different MT to try, but would not repeat with the one I had. Sorry mongers, I didn't get a name.
Even though the end of the night was a bit disappointing, I still was thrilled that I clearly had cracked the code. I now feel like I could walk into almost any AMP and be able to at least see what's on the hidden menu. Don' worry, I will be sure to report back when I do.
For any of the more seasoned mongers on the Indy scene, any recommendations as to where I should head next? My strong preference is for as skinny and toned as possible. I give zero shits about the tits. LoveHope is currently on my radar.