Strip Club Reports

I had a dream, and it went like this:

I was approached by a lady who called herself Charm. We had a short chat, and she mentioned that she was pretty new. She quoted me one dance for 40, or 3 for 100. I decided I could spare 40 bucks to find out what she was like. We get to the back, and she wants the money before the dance. She told me it was a "new club policy". LOL, sure. Since I was already in the mindset of just burning 40, I handed it over. She starts dancing right away. She is on my lap facing me. My hands automatically go to her butt, and thighs. Soon, the girls come out. As my hand wandered that way, she told me no touching there. OK, boundary set. I put my hands back where they were. The next song starts. After a bit, she has her back to me. I think this is called an air dance. No grind what so ever. After a bit of this she turns back around. With lovely boobs in my face. (No touching) She is just kind of mock riding me, but still no grind at all. She was cute, her butt felt nice, and I enjoyed having her on my lap. This song seemed to be unusually long. Or, maybe that was the awkwardness of her dance? Regardless, I told myself to enjoy what it was. I had a pretty girl on my lap, and boobs in my face. It got me warmed up, and wanting a dance from Anya. She was there, but I never got a turn.

Charm is cute. I suspect she is in hear early 20's. It will be interesting to see if you learns more skills, or if she gets scared away. I try hard to be a well behaved pervert.

I was approached by an extremely curvy, and voluptuous lady who called herself Jacky. Her ass was big and round. I wonder if that is natural? Her boobs looked natural. Does anyone know what she is like?

It's been couple months since I last dropped in but visited Pandoras Saturday afternoon. It was slow in the club, 6 or so girls and a handful of mongers at any given time. Monse, Isabella, Tara, Harlow, Harmony and another one or two took turns on the stage.

Harmony seemed most interesting so went with her for a spin in the Playground. Pretty standard and enjoyable 3/$ experience. Her suggestion of a private room visit was interesting but the experience so far had been pretty tame so was not sure how she'd deliver in private. For the price quoted I'd expect the full meal deal. Any further info appreciated- thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Leroy69;6299637]I had a dream, and it went like this:

I was approached by a lady who called herself Charm. We had a short chat, and she mentioned that she was pretty new. She quoted me one dance for 40, or 3 for 100. I decided I could spare 40 bucks to find out what she was like. We get to the back, and she wants the money before the dance. She told me it was a "new club policy". LOL, sure. Since I was already in the mindset of just burning 40, I handed it over. She starts dancing right away. She is on my lap facing me. My hands automatically go to her butt, and thighs. Soon, the girls come out. As my hand wandered that way, she told me no touching there. OK, boundary set. I put my hands back where they were. The next song starts. After a bit, she has her back to me. I think this is called an air dance. No grind what so ever. After a bit of this she turns back around. With lovely boobs in my face. (No touching) She is just kind of mock riding me, but still no grind at all. She was cute, her butt felt nice, and I enjoyed having her on my lap. This song seemed to be unusually long. Or, maybe that was the awkwardness of her dance? Regardless, I told myself to enjoy what it was. I had a pretty girl on my lap, and boobs in my face. It got me warmed up, and wanting a dance from Anya. She was there, but I never got a turn.

Charm is cute. I suspect she is in hear early 20's. It will be interesting to see if you learns more skills, or if she gets scared away. I try hard to be a well behaved pervert.

I was approached by an extremely curvy, and voluptuous lady who called herself Jacky. Her ass was big and round. I wonder if that is natural? Her boobs looked natural. Does anyone know what she is like?[/QUOTE]I assume it was at Pandora's that you saw "Jackie. " Your description matches her. She's no mileage whatsoever. I recommend you avoid her.

[QUOTE=Farquar2;6299947]I assume it was at Pandora's that you saw "Jackie. " Your description matches her. She's no mileage whatsoever. I recommend you avoid her.[/QUOTE]She fat girl. I don't think my Wang would reach.

[QUOTE=Farquar2;6299947]I assume it was at Pandora's that you saw "Jackie. " Your description matches her. She's no mileage whatsoever. I recommend you avoid her.[/QUOTE]It is against the law to pay in advance for a dance. See section 7. Every time I've done it, I've been ripped off.

Washington State 5. 10.080 Standards of conduct, personnel, and operation of adult entertainment establishments.

A. All employees of an adult entertainment establishment must adhere to the following standards of conduct while in any area in which a member of the public is allowed to be present:

1. An employee may not be unclothed or in such less than opaque and complete attire, costume or clothing so as to expose to view any portion of the female breast below the top of the areola or any portion of the pubic region, anus, buttocks, vulva or genitals, except upon a stage at least 18 inches above the immediate floor level and removed at least eight feet from the nearest member of the public.

2. An employee mingling with a member of the public may not be unclothed or in less than opaque and complete attire, costume or clothing as described in subsection (A)(1) of this section, nor may a male employee appear with his genitals in a discernibly turgid state, even if completely and opaquely covered, or wear or use any device or covering that simulates the same.

3. An employee mingling with a member of the public may not wear or use any device or covering exposed to view which simulates the breast below the top of the areola, vulva, genitals, anus, a portion of the pubic region, or buttocks.

4. An employee may not caress, fondle or erotically touch a member of the public or another employee. An employee may not encourage or permit a member of the public to caress, fondle or erotically touch that employee.

5. An employee may not perform actual or simulated acts of sexual conduct as defined in this chapter, or an act that constitutes a violation of Chapter 7. 48 A RCW, the Washington moral nuisance statute, or any provision regulating offenses against public morals.

6. An employee mingling with a member of the public may not conduct any dance, performance or exhibition in or about the nonstage area of the adult entertainment establishment unless that dance, performance or exhibition is performed at a distance of at least four feet from the member of the public for whom the dance, performance or exhibition is performed. The distance of four feet is measured from the torso of the dancer to the torso of the member of the public.

7. A tip or gratuity offered to or accepted by an entertainer may not be offered or accepted before any performance, dance or exhibition provided by the entertainer. An entertainer performing upon any stage area may not accept any form of gratuity offered directly to the entertainer by a member of the public. A gratuity offered to an entertainer performing upon any stage area or in any booth or arcade device must be placed into a receptacle provided for receipt of gratuities by the management of the adult entertainment establishment or provided through a manager on duty on the premises. A gratuity or tip offered to an entertainer conducting a performance, dance or exhibition in or about the nonstage area of the live adult entertainment establishment must be placed into the hand of the entertainer or into a receptacle provided by the entertainer, and not upon the person or into the clothing of the entertainer.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;6300158]It is against the law to pay in advance for a dance. See section 7. Every time I've done it, I've been ripped off.

Washington State 5. 10.080 Standards of conduct, personnel, and operation of adult entertainment establishments.

A. All employees of an adult entertainment establishment must adhere to the following standards of conduct while in any area in which a member of the public is allowed to be present:

1. An employee may not be unclothed or in such less than opaque and complete attire, costume or clothing so as to expose to view any portion of the female breast below the top of the areola or any portion of the pubic region, anus, buttocks, vulva or genitals, except upon a stage at least 18 inches above the immediate floor level and removed at least eight feet from the nearest member of the public.

2. An employee mingling with a member of the public may not be unclothed or in less than opaque and complete attire, costume or clothing as described in subsection (A)(1) of this section, nor may a male employee appear with his genitals in a discernibly turgid state, even if completely and opaquely covered, or wear or use any device or covering that simulates the same.

3. An employee mingling with a member of the public may not wear or use any device or covering exposed to view which simulates the breast below the top of the areola, vulva, genitals, anus, a portion of the pubic region, or buttocks.

4. An employee may not caress, fondle or erotically touch a member of the public or another employee. An employee may not encourage or permit a member of the public to caress, fondle or erotically touch that employee.

5. An employee may not perform actual or simulated acts of sexual conduct as defined in this chapter, or an act that constitutes a violation of Chapter 7. 48 A RCW, the Washington moral nuisance statute, or any provision regulating offenses against public morals.

6. An employee mingling with a member of the public may not conduct any dance, performance or exhibition in or about the nonstage area of the adult entertainment establishment unless that dance, performance or exhibition is performed at a distance of at least four feet from the member of the public for whom the dance, performance or exhibition is performed. The distance of four feet is measured from the torso of the dancer to the torso of the member of the public.

7. A tip or gratuity offered to or accepted by an entertainer may not be offered or accepted before any performance, dance or exhibition provided by the entertainer. An entertainer performing upon any stage area may not accept any form of gratuity offered directly to the entertainer by a member of the public. A gratuity offered to an entertainer performing upon any stage area or in any booth or arcade device must be placed into a receptacle provided for receipt of gratuities by the management of the adult entertainment establishment or provided through a manager on duty on the premises. A gratuity or tip offered to an entertainer conducting a performance, dance or exhibition in or about the nonstage area of the live adult entertainment establishment must be placed into the hand of the entertainer or into a receptacle provided by the entertainer, and not upon the person or into the clothing of the entertainer.[/QUOTE]Oh, wow. Thank you. I would hate to think anything I did in Pandora's was illegal. It is very important to me that I don't break any laws, as I interact with these lovely entertainers.

Much thanks to Michael1967 for posting the portion of state law pertaining to "standards of conduct" in strip clubs. I'm somewhat interested in the legal aspects of strip club operations and design. For those similarly interested, this is the link to the full set of state laws pertaining to adult entertainment:

[URL]https://www.codepublishing.com/WA/Kent/html/Kent05/Kent0510.html[/URL]

The city of Seattle has it's own ordinance which is similar to the state's. Lake Forest Park does as well. I haven't looked into the two other jurisdictions that might: City of Renton (Club SinRock), and Pierce County (Dreamgirls at Fox's).

Which of the big 3 do you recommend for a guy who has $$$ and Wednesday off from work? Looking for some quality daytime mileage.

Did a few searches for different variations of "day", no results.

[QUOTE=SimpleJohn442;6301818]Which of the big 3 do you recommend for a guy who has $$$ and Wednesday off from work? Looking for some quality daytime mileage.

Did a few searches for different variations of "day", no results.[/QUOTE]Not sure which big three mean. But I comment on clubs, which I think are worth while in the Puget Sound area.

Sugar is a small, cheap, but I'm not a big fan of 99% of the dancers there. Lola is on vacation this week. For me she's the only reason to go there and most times that's not enough reason.

Kitten to the big club, and they can have lots of dancers. Sometimes a high hustle factor. Rio is super popular there, and for good reason; her customer service. That part of town is often inconvenient for me. Rumor is Ducati is back to dancing.

Déjà vu can have attractive dancers, but not cheap overall. Wendy has the alert to her and is a good time.

Pandoras have been consistent. Daytime dancers are very service oriented. Some have over adjusted for inflation. Some are still a bargain. Monse is a Puget Sound strip club legend and won't break your bank but there are more attractive options most days.

Playground, Sin Rock, the downtown, déjà vu, Dreamgirls, etc. I don't even bother with.

If you want more, feel free to message me.

Pretty much all there is to say.

[QUOTE=TheMightyQuinn;6302149]Not sure which big three mean. But I comment on clubs, which I think are worth while in the Puget Sound area.

Sugar is a small, cheap, but I'm not a big fan of 99% of the dancers there. Lola is on vacation this week. For me she's the only reason to go there and most times that's not enough reason.

Kitten to the big club, and they can have lots of dancers. Sometimes a high hustle factor. Rio is super popular there, and for good reason; her customer service. That part of town is often inconvenient for me. Rumor is Ducati is back to dancing.

Dj vu can have attractive dancers, but not cheap overall. Wendy has the alert to her and is a good time.

Pandoras have been consistent. Daytime dancers are very service oriented. Some have over adjusted for inflation. Some are still a bargain. Monse is a Puget Sound strip club legend and won't break your bank but there are more attractive options most days.

Playground, Sin Rock, the downtown, dj vu, Dreamgirls, etc. I don't even bother with.

If you want more, feel free to message me.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for the words of advice, TMQ. I stopped in at Sugars. Everything you said was true. Only girl along my taste was Sam. And that is stretching my the outer limits of my taste. Moved onto Pandora's. Place was dead AF. Saw Eva on stage and fell in love with that ass. I'm not one for modified / enhanced women, but that ass! Paid for a few dances, and what most would consider way too much money, received a HJ. It was worth the experience. She has a fun personality and we shared a very awkward finish (no cover, no towel. Not a single wet nap in the house). I don't know how often the cleaning ladies come in, but watch where you sit the next time you're in.

[QUOTE=SimpleJohn442;6303097]Thank you for the words of advice, TMQ. I stopped in at Sugars. Everything you said was true. Only girl along my taste was Sam. And that is stretching my the outer limits of my taste. Moved onto Pandora's. Place was dead AF. Saw Eva on stage and fell in love with that ass. I'm not one for modified / enhanced women, but that ass! Paid for a few dances, and what most would consider way too much money, received a HJ. It was worth the experience. She has a fun personality and we shared a very awkward finish (no cover, no towel. Not a single wet nap in the house). I don't know how often the cleaning ladies come in, but watch where you sit the next time you're in.[/QUOTE]Glad that worked out for you.

[QUOTE=CrackedWheat;6282407]Yep, tiny little thing with unique piercings. Funny I thought she only danced briefly and was on TRB for awhile. I saw her a few times and she was a lot of fun. I also remember her shoot with RM. She was very sexy in it.

CW.[/QUOTE]Teya worked for a bit at Seattle Rose's place located on the North slope of Queen Anne. Blue apt. Bldg as I recall. Lots of fun had there until construction on the building next door started. Tough time for Rose after that.

I follow ChocolateLatinaaaaa on IG where she gives her schedule for barista and Pan's.

What is her dancer name at Pan's? Is it Baby?

[QUOTE=WeaselFruit;6304363]I follow ChocolateLatinaaaaa on IG where she gives her schedule for barista and Pan's.

What is her dancer name at Pan's? Is it Baby?[/QUOTE]I think her stage name at Pandora's is "Tina. " "Baby" is a different dancer.

Any idea how her dances are or any mileage. She's also a barista.

At jthakillaa on insta.

[QUOTE=WeaselFruit;6304363]I follow ChocolateLatinaaaaa on IG where she gives her schedule for barista and Pan's.

What is her dancer name at Pan's? Is it Baby?[/QUOTE]I copied an pasted the IG screen name you posted into the IG search function, and did not come up with any results. Am I missing something?

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6305868]I copied an pasted the IG screen name you posted into the IG search function, and did not come up with any results. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]It's correctly spelled: chocolatinaaaaa. I may have given the wrong stage name previously. Her handle on IG is "Coco. " I still think her stage name at Pandora's is "Tina. " Anyone know for certain?

[QUOTE=Farquar2;6305968]It's correctly spelled: chocolatinaaaaa. I may have given the wrong stage name previously. Her handle on IG is "Coco. " I still think her stage name at Pandora's is "Tina. " Anyone know for certain?[/QUOTE]Thanks. Is it the private account that says "CSULB Alumni" in the bio?
Never mind. I think it’s the one with 6 “A”s at the end, not 5. That one has pandoras listed in the bio as well as ladybug barista.
So, chocolatinaaaaaa

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6305992]Thanks. Is it the private account that says "CSULB Alumni" in the bio?
Never mind. I think its the one with 6 As at the end, not 5. That one has pandoras listed in the bio as well as ladybug barista.
So, chocolatinaaaaaa[/QUOTE]She has two accounts. I didn't know of the one with 6 "A"s until you mentioned it. Then I checked it out. Yes, two accounts, one with 5 "A"s and another with 6 "A"s.

I didn't see the "CUSLB alumni. That's California State University, Long Beach. I'm familiar with that school system. I'm an alumnus of two other of its campuses.

Went to Kittens Friday night.

Best offer was I think 300 or 400 for 15 minutes.

These ladies are insane, I did not counter offer lost interest in all of them really after those numbers.

Do they know the situation out there in Seattle area? Layoffs abound. Hard to find even min wage jobs unless its backbreaking outdoors or fast food.

So many without customers tonight.

[QUOTE=Farquar2;6306225]She has two accounts. I didn't know of the one with 6 "A"s until you mentioned it. Then I checked it out. Yes, two accounts, one with 5 "A"s and another with 6 "A"s.

I didn't see the "CUSLB alumni. That's California State University, Long Beach. I'm familiar with that school system. I'm an alumnus of two other of its campuses.[/QUOTE]ChocolateLatinaaaaa's IG is visible under all the ones being followed by the Pandora IG.

[QUOTE=WeaselFruit;6306589]ChocolateLatinaaaaa's IG is visible under all the ones being followed by the Pandora IG.[/QUOTE]1. You spelled her IG wrong. Look at how I provided the correct spelling.

2. You will find her among the dozens of dancers shown in the story labeled, "the girls. ".

Anyone with intel on Sam. I so her on the board a while back asking 4 5 roses. I want to see her but I not breaking the bank I refuse to do so in 23.

I think that's the name. On 15th at 75th, next to the hot dog bar. Stopped by for the first time since lockdown. Sounded like it had turned into IG model with GPS stomping grounds, and Pandora's and Kitten's are too close for that nonsense. However, I was having a drink in the neighborhood and had a few minutes to kill before going to massage place across the street.

Was $20 for cover and soda, taken by waitress. There were, in fact, tons of hotties roaming around. Wound up going for a dance with Lola, standard $40 a pop here. Turned into a couple, was pleasantly surprised with decent grinding, great perky boobs were offered for kissing and fondling. Still the same old big ass lap dance area, not fun if you're shy I guess.

Overall solid visit, will probably pop in again when I want some eye-candy and don't need the extras.

Would appreciate any info about the Harmony experience at Pandoras. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=TommyMi;6307306]Anyone with intel on Sam. I so her on the board a while back asking 4 5 roses. I want to see her but I not breaking the bank I refuse to do so in 23.[/QUOTE]She a hoo ker on t and a.

Florida something.

Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.

[QUOTE=FakeGnus;6309866]Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.[/QUOTE]Kenzie came to mind. Jade is a little bigger than her, but not much.

[QUOTE=FakeGnus;6309866]Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.[/QUOTE]FloridaWoman.

She's great. Head game on point and super bendy. She is safety only as far as I've seen but YMMV. If anyone gets her to do Greek let me know. She is a great time even in the back rooms. Great titties.

[QUOTE=Snooby;6310567]FloridaWoman.

She's great. Head game on point and super bendy. She is safety only as far as I've seen but YMMV. If anyone gets her to do Greek let me know. She is a great time even in the back rooms. Great titties.[/QUOTE]She is anything but skinny.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;6309156]She a hoo ker on t and a.

Florida something.[/QUOTE]Sorry guys, I meant to reply to this.

[QUOTE=FakeGnus;6309866]Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.[/QUOTE]Just go see Beckyride.

She is super skinny.

[QUOTE=Runde;6307309]had a few minutes to kill before going to massage place across the street.[/QUOTE]How was that parlor? Have you reviewed it? Didn't know if it offered any extras.

Hello Gents,

Thought I would ask all the guys with the experience here in the Strip Clubs. I am new to the clubs themselves.

I am tired of the providers outrageous prices and would like to try the club scene. What club in the Seattle Area has the most chance of having the dancer ride you in the VIP room? Or blow you? Average cost? Most likely dancer?

[QUOTE=FakeGnus;6309866]Are there any super skinny strippers.

A Cup Itty Bitty Titties at Pandoras Kittens or Sugars.[/QUOTE]Heather is damn skinny.

[QUOTE=LayPipe69;6315595]Hello Gents,

Thought I would ask all the guys with the experience here in the Strip Clubs. I am new to the clubs themselves.


I am tired of the providers outrageous prices and would like to try the club scene. What club in the Seattle Area has the most chance of having the dancer ride you in the VIP room? Or blow you? Average cost? Most likely dancer?[/QUOTE]Huge reason why I mention Lola from Sugars on here. For her looks, customer service and attitude towards extras she's been my go-to for almost a year. Her 15 min rooms are about 2 and her 30 min rooms are 3. She can be hard to reach online sometimes but posts her schedule often and links a booking app in almost every slide that also allows you to view prices. 10/10 quality her Instagram is x. After. Hours. X.

[QUOTE=Vvjay20;6314165]How was that parlor? Have you reviewed it? Didn't know if it offered any extras.[/QUOTE]I've been there 2-3 times. Seems best option for good massage and younger / cuter than most. Usually only HJ from all accounts, surprise CBJ that trip. I left a couple Ballard reports in the massage thread.

[QUOTE=LayPipe69;6315595]Hello Gents,

Thought I would ask all the guys with the experience here in the Strip Clubs. I am new to the clubs themselves.

I am tired of the providers outrageous prices and would like to try the club scene. What club in the Seattle Area has the most chance of having the dancer ride you in the VIP room? Or blow you? Average cost? Most likely dancer?[/QUOTE]Private rooms at the clubs have the worst cost per minute ratio, most girls are asking 2, 3 hondos on top of the house fee, and if the girl is hot she'll cost you about a grand for half hour of "fun".

That said there's value out there if you're not too concerned with looks. Monse at pandoras will suck you dry for 1 bill if you don't take too long. Anya is a good time and good value as well. Basically most day shift will be OK, just make sure to negociate before heading to the room.

If you're just looking to finger some pussy and suck some tits while getting a handy (which is what I prefer at the clubs) then it shouldn't cost you more than 2 bills.

There is also some gems out there (young and hot) if you're lucky but are hard to find.

Overall escorts are more cost effective if you're looking for extended sessions, strippers are better if you're looking for a few dances with various girls; I wouldn't recommend the VIP rooms at the clubs as they'd end up being more money than a half hour with an escort. But if you venture to the rooms, day shift will be cheaper and have a more open menu, just make sure the girl will do what you want otherwise you'll end up paying the same for an air dance.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=LayPipe69;6315595]Hello Gents,

Thought I would ask all the guys with the experience here in the Strip Clubs. I am new to the clubs themselves.

I am tired of the providers outrageous prices and would like to try the club scene. What club in the Seattle Area has the most chance of having the dancer ride you in the VIP room? Or blow you? Average cost? Most likely dancer?[/QUOTE]Inside the club she's great, don't invest in an OTC meeting, you'll be ghosted and blocked, losing everything you've invested.