The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2570341]You seriously need help with your obsession over me and everything I write. I can't help you with that but there are many "Psychologists" who can. As I stated before, you are meaningless to me, what you say is meaningless and just like your very large fat azzhole it's my opinion and I believe I'm entitled to it. So, if you don't like it by all means, please don't read it. This is my last post to your meaningless lack of reviews fat self, that alone shows just what your value is, as I'm not going to fill the trap up with your obsession towards me. So far my one little post has now taken up 2 pages of your obsession. Please continue to play with yourself as your lack of reviews clearly show you have been for quite sometime and have fun XXL.

Swags.[/QUOTE]You are a non-factor. You spend your days in an attempt to discredit other providers to make yourself look better. End of story.

It appears someone has gone off their medication again.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2570341]You seriously need help with your obsession over me and everything I write. I can't help you with that but there are many "Psychologists" who can. As I stated before, you are meaningless to me, what you say is meaningless and just like your very large fat azzhole it's my opinion and I believe I'm entitled to it. So, if you don't like it by all means, please don't read it. This is my last post to your meaningless lack of reviews fat self, that alone shows just what your value is, as I'm not going to fill the trap up with your obsession towards me. So far my one little post has now taken up 2 pages of your obsession. Please continue to play with yourself as your lack of reviews clearly show you have been for quite sometime and have fun XXL.

Swags.[/QUOTE]You sound like a broken fuckin' record, the same shit, over, and over, and over again. You're nothing but an attention Ho.
What the fuck is it with everyone else's reviews that concerns you so much?

Why is there a need at all for the back and forth. Savanna posted her "opinion" about Paige's review authored by Amaysin22, I posted the FACTS. End of discussion. The review is valid. Looks like you're on your own with your bully attempts this time. SMH. Go eat a xanax and calm the hell down.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2570703]Out of 145 words, the word review was used twice LOL. You can really tell the review word ruffles the hens feathers lmao.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Comprehension is definitely not your strong point.

Since we're playing our favorite music via dedications, I'd like to dedicate this one to someone so special, that IDFWU!

[URL]https://youtu.be/cZaJYDPY-YQ[/URL]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[QUOTE=Montes2;2570115]There are many strategies to operating in a swingers club: each club is different- the Rooftop is different from Miami Velvet, Velvet is different from Deenie's, Deenies is different from Secrets, etc. Trapeze has the most variety. Some couples use the Venus Flytrap strategy- they just lay there and wait for someone to come along. We call them the Homesteaders. Then there are the Wallflowers -they stand up against the wall and wait for you to make the first move. Then there are the Fall-in-lovers, they stay at the bar and try to talk you into swapping. There are many others too numerous to list. We prefer the speed dating strategy, because Trapeze is designed for it. Let me explain. Well wait- first things first. People in the lifestyle are categorized several different ways. Hard-swap, soft-swap and towel-sharks. Hard swap means boy- girl, boy- girl. Soft swap means girl-girl. And towel sharks are the single males (like the nerds in rat patrol.) Like I said the beds are 50' long, so you troll along looking at the couples displaying on the beds, (displaying means the female is stroking her man while watching to see who comes by). Now here is the key. To Be Continued.[/QUOTE]The key is to put your girl next to his girl. That's right- that way the two girls start off the proceedings. There isn't any talking in these kind of situations. You just reach out and touch someone- as the first encounter. Cool ha. At this point one does not know if the other couple is soft- swap or hard- swap. That's when careful observation needs to take place. If the other husband starts stroking my girl. Then I know I can start stroking his wife. As time goes by- she (the other wife) starts responding and it's not long before I'm inside her. We usually do 3 or 4 couples each evening and we go 3 nights a week. If nothing is happening on SDC -then we usually end up at Ft. Lauderdale or Atlanta trapeze. Atlanta trapeze is similar to south trapeze except it has 3 hot tubs and a swimming pool. And it has better food. Well that's the snowflakes on top of the tip of the iceberg of the place known as heaven on earth: Trapeze.

I imagine this can be an issue. I do know a SP in a nearby city that runs her cash through a businessman (a business that tends to have lots of cash, anyway). Apparently, he gets a small percentage, she gets a "salary" and pays taxes. This also means she has the ability to have an actual real life and a good credit rating. A couple years ago she purchased a house. I have not discussed it but I imagine she has a pretty good retirement plan, figuring there will come a day where the guys will stop calling.

I can also imagine that this vast number of ladies that live day-to-day, and live on the candy, that the story will have a less than desirable ending. There will always be someone younger and cheaper.

Is there a retirement plan?

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2572543]I personally DON'T and wouldn't click ANY link the douchebag crew posts, with all the IT buddies you never know what you're actually going to get. As far as taxes, unless dreams are being claimed and 10-99's are being dispursed I doubt anyone has anything to worry about. Yes my grandpa worked for IRS and with all the education some like to parade around in ads one would think they wouldn't be so dumb.

Swags.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2573119]I imagine this can be an issue. I do know a SP in a nearby city that runs her cash through a businessman (a business that tends to have lots of cash, anyway). Apparently, he gets a small percentage, she gets a "salary" and pays taxes. This also means she has the ability to have an actual real life and a good credit rating. A couple years ago she purchased a house. I have not discussed it but I imagine she has a pretty good retirement plan, figuring there will come a day where the guys will stop calling.

I can also imagine that this vast number of ladies that live day-to-day, and live on the candy, that the story will have a less than desirable ending. There will always be someone younger and cheaper.

Is there a retirement plan?

C3.[/QUOTE]A provider can report their income on a 1040 schedule see. And pay self-employment tax in addition to ordinary income taxes. Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination permits a provider to leave this line blank or provide a vague answer like "sale of entertainment or leisure services. " ACORN was good for something. You can use the link to continue reading. I'd take the misdemeanor over a federal tax evasion charge any day.

[URL]http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2009/09/how_do_prostitutes_pay_their_taxes.html[/URL]

I know I say this a lot, but what's with the "reviews" that just don't give enough to go on? If you don't give us a way to find the lady, sort of what to expect and the donation, what's the use? Also, if she is a rub girl, please tell us.

It matters.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Southern Nights- Saturday night: a night for girls and the girls who love them. That's what the website says- and if you take your bisexual girlfriend there (and I do) you'll see what I mean. At trapeze, as I mentioned in my report there- and at fantasyland, and on SDC, bisexuality starts of the swapping everytime. At SN there is no swapping. Maybe light touching only. Ok then, how to work a lesbian bar- that is the question. I've found the best solution is to bring 2 girls. And to dress them like schoolboys. Go to Wal-mart and go to the boys section. Get some plaid shirts and skechers shorts. Then head to the club. The girls have to act like a lesbian couple. Which means they dance together -hold hands- make- out etc. Then you instruct them to find a target. Kinda of like the other clubs. Especially like Trapeze. You nuzzle your 2 girls up next to another lesbian couple. And have them start to touch each other and make out with each other. One thing leads to another and their out on the dance floor- all over each other. So what is so good about this experience- the voyeuristic nature of hot-looking feminine butch behavior has to be seen to be believed- but the way your girlfriend appreciates her experience with a true lesbian has to be be experience to be believed. It's truly beyond belief!

[QUOTE=Montes2;2574509]Southern Nights- Saturday night: a night for girls and the girls who love them. That's what the website says- and if you take your bisexual girlfriend there (and I do) you'll see what I mean. At trapeze, as I mentioned in my report there- and at fantasyland, and on SDC, bisexuality starts of the swapping everytime. At SN there is no swapping. Maybe light touching only. Ok then, how to work a lesbian bar- that is the question. I've found the best solution is to bring 2 girls. And to dress them like schoolboys. Go to Wal-mart and go to the boys section. Get some plaid shirts and skechers shorts. Then head to the club. The girls have to act like a lesbian couple. Which means they dance together -hold hands- make- out etc. Then you instruct them to find a target. Kinda of like the other clubs. Especially like Trapeze. You nuzzle your 2 girls up next to another lesbian couple. And have them start to touch each other and make out with each other. One thing leads to another and their out on the dance floor- all over each other. So what is so good about this experience- the voyeuristic nature of hot-looking feminine butch behavior has to be seen to be believed- but the way your girlfriend appreciates her experience with a true lesbian has to be be experience to be believed. It's truly beyond belief![/QUOTE]Used to go with my lesbian friends (with benefits) all the time. Do they still have Lesbo-a-go-go? My one lesbian friend used to dance at Mons Venus in Tampa. She always gave me free lap dances to drum up business.

A little advice on managing lesbian relationships. Never come on too strong or tell them they are missing out on something. Be a buddy and let them decide when the time is right. If you watch porn, you know that lesbians do insert. It also helps if you know your way around a woman's body.

Another fun place to take lesbians is Fairvilla. Hang out in the toys section and you will be surprised by the amount of sweetness that shops there. It doesn't hurt if your lesbian friends are outgoing and will vouch for you. Again, don't push it. Follow their lead and go with the flow.

Because your fat double chin old ass has no clue what hustle is. You don't travel cause if you haven't traded your car for some rocks by now the raggedy junker probably won't make it out of Daytona. When someone has a 2015 they can go whereever they may choose. Or you deon't have a driver's L to travel far, you know like in Winter Park that time your uncle got ya riding dirty with the cocoa.

From what I am gathering from ads is Paige has now gotten a 9 to 5, and thru the grapevine its a pretty damn good one.

You have to be the most bitter ***** I have ever came across in my life.

Take a look at yourself in the mirror and inventory what you have, or should I say lack of. Worry about that.

BTW the way your muppet face reference couldn't be more wrong. Just because someone won't put their face in pictures means they want to be discrete. It doesn't mean they are ugly. And from all the reviews she has the poontang is the bomb dot com and head game out of this world.

BBH.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2569295]Yes you can see visually how nice my life has become when you click on every surrounding city and DON'T see a FREE ad of me posting with my masters credentials that I'll travel to make that coin LOL.

Swags.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2575715]Because your fat double chin old ass has no clue what hustle is. You don't travel cause if you haven't traded your car for some rocks by now the raggedy junker probably won't make it out of Daytona. When someone has a 2015 they can go whereever they may choose. Or you deon't have a driver's L to travel far, you know like in Winter Park that time your uncle got ya riding dirty with the cocoa.

From what I am gathering from ads is Paige has now gotten a 9 to 5, and thru the grapevine its a pretty damn good one.

You have to be the most bitter ***** I have ever came across in my life.

Take a look at yourself in the mirror and inventory what you have, or should I say lack of. Worry about that.

BTW the way your muppet face reference couldn't be more wrong. Just because someone won't put their face in pictures means they want to be discrete. It doesn't mean they are ugly. And from all the reviews she has the poontang is the bomb dot com and head game out of this world.

BBH.[/QUOTE]Your post seems to be full of drama and animosity. You are free to pretty much say whatever you chose here in the Trap but sometimes we all cross a certain line. For you to continue just like other's have to OUT people's personal information on an open forum is a cowardly move. You're talking about a car and someone's driver's license and the year of there car and all this unnecessary drama. So BBH Hell YES I'm calling you out on your woman like post. Who cares about someone's car and the year, and about someone's license. That's there fucking business. If you are a dude you act like a girl. I get it ok, you don't like her! Well guess what? Who cares! No one. So unlike most people on this thread I will speak my mind and not care who cares. The more people that don't like me the better! Again say what you wish just remember that as I have said countless times before I will always have her back. Life is too short. And for all your other friend's who have a problem with me or her just click ignore. Problem solved.

Chris5.

From my experience here in Orlando, I have learned to keep my very very very few friends close BUT my enemies even closer! There are a lot of people I have come across in this city that don't fly straight and are backstabbing, cock blocking pricks! They will smile in your face and shoot you in the back.

However and this is most important. I vigorously defend and am a thousand percent LOYAL to the 2 or 3 friends I have in this hobby. I don't like most people but there are 3 lovely provider's on this board that I really do consider a friend.

Chris5.

Something I found. [URL]http://sunsensualmng.com/[/URL].

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2575945]Something I found. [URL]http://sunsensualmng.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]A few of us ladies have been throwing around the idea of a ladies only brunch to discuss things of the like. I'll be PMing soon.

You don't think I am bishopbuffhat anymore. Could it be everyone has multiple handles just like king swagg? You sure can dish it out but can't take it.

Not everyone lives vicariously thru this board all day. Smh.

Bbh.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2575852]I'm not going to play with a coward double handle. The more you write, the more you doing like StankStuff herlelf. Anyone can research your post.

History and see your first numerous posts and months of membership were for the soul purpose to harass me. Franky I don't know how your stayed a member so long when it's clear who and what you are. Oh may I quote the secret senior stats that's really what's said behind pm doors LOL "Not much to look at, decent oral, same category as. " LOL.

Swags.[/QUOTE]

After reading through it and seeing who the hostess' are I was a little more interested. The only bad thing is you have just lost all discretion being at a party with a room full of mongers and s. P. 's. And then in this day and age with all the high tech cameras and such. Your putting yourself out there for a possible black mail situation. Just my thoughts but it did sound like it would or could be fun.

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2575945]Something I found. [URL]http://sunsensualmng.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bOnRHAyXqYY[/URL]

Just a spoof Chris5 have a laugh, get laid, repeat over and over.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2575913]From my experience here in Orlando, I have learned to keep my very very very few friends close BUT my enemies even closer! There are a lot of people I have come across in this city that don't fly straight and are backstabbing, cock blocking pricks! They will smile in your face and shoot you in the back.

However and this is most important. I vigorously defend and am a thousand percent LOYAL to the 2 or 3 friends I have in this hobby. I don't like most people but there are 3 lovely provider's on this board that I really do consider a friend.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2576358][URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bOnRHAyXqYY[/URL]

Just a spoof Chris5 have a laugh, get laid, repeat over and over.[/QUOTE]You're joking right? I get laid daily. Some I pay and some I don't have to pay. I actually prefer paying. Less drama. I advise YOU to do the same.

Chris5.